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The truth is out there and apparently David Duchovny is trying to find the truth in Gillian Anderson's punane. Nerds are jizzing themselves into a coma after Celeb Dirty Laundry said yesterday that Gillian and her kids are living with sexaholic David Duchovny in Los Angeles. Crazy Days and Nights recently revealed that his "two sort of married co-stars are living together" blind item from 2011 was about Gillian and David. This probably not true rumor will make some of your nipples hard with excitement, but my nipples will only get hard with excitement when Celeb Dirty Laundry posts a story about how one of my favorite TV couples, Beecher and Keller from OZ, are shacking up together in an apartment that looks like a jail cell.
Gillian recently broke up with her partner of a million years and David and Tea Leoni broke up for good last year. CDL doesn't say much about this rumor except that Mulder and Scully have been exploring each other's Uranuses for some time. They also point to an interview Gillian gave to The Sunday Times Magazine where she plays coy about having a full-time hump partner in her life:
I ask if she has a partner at the moment. Her answer is peculiar. “Um…yes…umm…umm…” There is a long pause. “Say yes,” she stutters finally.
Is this one we know about, I say, the father of the two youngest children, or a new one? “Umm, no, no… why do you ask me?” she counters.
If you still want to believe, then plug your eyes so you won't have to read what David Duchovny's spokeswhore said about this come-to-life fanfic shit. David's rep broke nerd boners when they told Wonderwall that the rumor is fake.
So who is Gillian partnering up with then? My guess is that she's shacking up with Flukeman. I mean, can you imagine the things that mouth can do?
Here's David carrying some Chinese takeout in L.A. the other day. Yes, you can still write in your Mulder and Scully erotic fanfiction novel that he waltzed into his house and let Gillian eat lo mein noodles off his taint.
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Submitted by deez on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:25pm.
As an X-Files geek, this news makes me giddy. Mulder and Scully forever!
In all seriousness, when I heard Gillian was suddenly single my first thought was "David is single. Now's their chance." LOL
As far as generating publicity - DD is in Californication and Gillian has never sought the limelight.
I've had the hots for David since X-file days and still do. I'd go there.
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2 for the price of 3!
Scully is too hot for Mulder now! Don't do it Gillian! ahah
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Mulder and Scully were the best together...I really hope they're humping each other.
I LOVE Chris Meloni's ass!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
As an X-Files geek, this news makes me giddy. Mulder and Scully forever!
In all seriousness, when I heard Gillian was suddenly single my first thought was "David is single. Now's their chance." LOL
As far as generating publicity - DD is in Californication and Gillian has never sought the limelight.
I've had the hots for David since X-file days and still do. I'd go there.
I am a HUGE X-files fan! I know it's hard to believe, but true.
These rumors about these two are quite old. I wouldn't be surprised if ALL of Gillian's kids were David's. Maybe there were some DNA tests done and questions came up.
I want to believe.
"Back in the day, the big X-Files rumor was that these two couldn't stand each other (in a Bruce Willis/Cybill Shepherd manner) and that HE did everything he could to undermine her on set. That sounds infinitely more believable to me. This rumor just sounds expedient."
Condi - I heard the same thing, i.e. they hated each other and he was a total prick to her. He seems like such a smug douche. I LOL'd forever when Stephen King handed him his ass on 'Celebrity Jeopardy'. Being from New England and a horror fan, I love me some Stephen King and I took an instant dislike to DD after reading an X-Files interview in 'Rolling Stone' during the show's heyday. DD's SUPER impressed with himself because of his extensive education. I think DD is all but dissertation at some Ivy League school (Yale? Standford?) for lit or some shit. Made the King trouncing all the sweeter. Because you know DD viewed King as a hack writer. *curls up my battered copy of 'The Stand' while giving David Duchovny the finger*
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
@ Irish Fury (if you're still here or come back in)-
Do you speak Galiec (sp?)?? I think hearing someone speak Galiec (and an Irish accent) is so beautiful sounding!! {O:
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OMG, everyone is so easily duped by these obvious PR stunts (Stewart and Pattinson "big breakup," anyone?). What better way would there be to drum up interest in these two than by dropping hints that they're "living together?" Of course X-Files 'shippers would faint/foam at the mouth at the prospect!
Back in the day, the big X-Files rumor was that these two couldn't stand each other (in a Bruce Willis/Cybill Shepherd manner) and that HE did everything he could to undermine her on set. That sounds infinitely more believable to me. This rumor just sounds expedient.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:40pm.
As a rule, I don't either, but this one is particularly eye catching, and has repelled Snowy and I for ages.
Sorry if I spoiled your lunch! : (
EC - I never look at the ads. Selective viewing. But thanks for that. I remember I saw it a while back and got grossed out.
Guess I'm not going for that cheeseburger for lunch after all.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 2:17pm.
Jeez Wham, it's getting a little Harlequin Romance-ish in here! LOL!
HIYA DOGGIEEEEEE!
She was married to a man, and then had a boyfriend.
The truth is out there y'all!
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:25pm.
- I can't attest to the sexy aspect though!
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I can, lol
Ahh Ms Fury, when I hear you voice in my head it's a thick 19th century Irish accent and you're always standing in a rolling field in the afternoon sun with the wind blowing your hair looking out to sea waiting for me to get back from m..
...ring ring....to get back from...ring ring..damn I have to answer the phone!
Dunno what, if anything, she's had done but she's beauttiful.
By "partner" does that mean she's a gayelle or was just living in the old sin-erooney?
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:46pm.
Do you need to ask why? This is the same person who has a pus filled anti meat ad on the right side of our screen.
*voms*
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WTF IS THAT FLUKEMAN SHIT? MK WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?
i think Puma has one of the best logos in corporate history, and i went wild at the Puma outlet store last month during their 50% off sale. to me, that is the most important part of this story.
/was over these two long before the x-files went off the air
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Enty from CDAN writes, "Why does David Duchovny have full custody of his kids with Tea Leoni?". Hmmm. There's a lot more to this story. It seems Tea has some major skeletons in her closet.
I'm an X Files nut and I'll be soooooo happy if its true!
Gillian is gorge!
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
WHY the F@CK WHY did I click on the Flukeman link???? Son of a gun -- I was thinking all sexay sexay because Michael K wrote "imagine what he can do with his mouth" and then I clicked. I believe I will now go poke my eyes out with a hot poker and then try to hit my head enough times to erase my memory.
I outta' be fun this weekend. (blank stare) (drool)
YES! I want this to be true!!
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
David is an attractive elderly homosexual who has had a good face-lift.
Discuss.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:52pm.
loopygorilla: "i was tea bagging E.T lol"
*dead and cremated at the visual*
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E.T. has long skinny peen like fingers, sometimes you can lick the tip, look up, bat your eye lashes and then kiss the tip and keep flicking your tongue, and if E.T likes it, he makes it glow.
loopygorilla: "i was tea bagging E.T lol"
*dead and cremated at the visual*
Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:28pm.
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You know I'm not much of a knitter. Will you teach me?
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i'll give it a shot, but turtlenecks are particularly difficult to knit... it's hard enough just getting them out of their shells to become giraffe sweaters, i tell ya!
OT: oh, i'm not even trying at this point... just show me, jack, Whamo, and ElB some Gillian knockers, already!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:28pm.
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ESE, you are killing me here. You know I'm not much of a knitter. Will you teach me?
OT, who cares about these two dorks?
my avi would be my three white-headed kids, aged 6, 7 and 8. Otherwise known as the mini-Furies!
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:30am.
loopygorilla: *goes back to playing catch the ball with E.T.*
I'm nervous to know what this means...
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i was tea bagging E.T lol
so since gillian is gayelle, are these two scissoring?
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:25pm.
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Irish, ooo lala, you are giving me the shivers girl. I've been meaning to ask you who is in your avie?
Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:21pm.
where have i been?... look, these turtleneck sweaters for disgruntled, unemployed, but yet lovable high diving trapeze giraffes aren't going to knit themselves, ya know?!... join the movement, and i might have some more dlisted time!
hiya, bendy!
OT: what? i already said "meh"... that's just going to have to be good enough for you.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
@bigbendy,
yes, I do have an Irish accent, moderately strong still even though I've been in Merka for years, but not as strong as when I came first - I can't attest to the sexy aspect though!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:17pm.
Hahaha! That would be fantastic!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:02pm.
meh... call me when a sextape with her, him, and the alien from "Paul" is released.
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Now that's a sex tape I would watch.
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and it would, hopefully, have a commentary option with Simon Pegg narration!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:07pm.
@agirl
true - well, until she was about ten and then spent the rest of her life back in the states where she was born till she spent a few years living there in her 30s I think.
doesn't explain both full-on accents though, as an older adult although shes does 'em both well!
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Irish, do you have a sexy Irish accent?
The greatest X-Files episode is called, "Home" about the in-breeders. It scared the shit out of me!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:45am.
Bigbendy: "We are even going on a diet so we won't be too fat for you to talk to us."
LOL, and you had to make it a jizzum diet Bendy :(
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:02pm.
meh... call me when a sextape with her, him, and the alien from "Paul" is released.
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Now that's a sex tape I would watch.
Please let this be true!!!!
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@agirl
true - well, until she was about ten and then spent the rest of her life back in the states where she was born till she spent a few years living there in her 30s I think.
doesn't explain both full-on accents though, as an older adult although shes does 'em both well!
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I've never seen a single episode of X Files so I'm all meh on these two, however, Tea Leoni gives me WOOD!!!
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meh... call me when a sextape with her, him, and the alien from "Paul" is released.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:56am.
Here is Gillian doing an interview in a full-on English accent, but in general has an American accent.
Jolly good!
English:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlaUOqgZgAM
American:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Mb3Cle-_VU&feature=related
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She grew up in England.