Conor Kennedy Meets The Parents
Here's a blurry picture tweeted by @TheSwiftys of 22-year-old Taylor Swift a dude who is supposedly her 18-year-old high schooler boyfriend Conor Kennedy eating food with her parents at a restaurant in Nashville last week. That picture is so grainy that it almost looks like a painting. If you framed it with a mahogany frame and hung it in an art booth at the swap meet, it would look like Thomas Kinkade himself stroked all over it. It's so damn blurry if you told me it was really a picture of Mike from The Glass House (I can't believe I'm still watching that show), Debbie Rowe, Renee Zellweger and Kristen Stewart playing a game of chess with really strange-looking chess pieces, I'd say you were right.
E! News says that Taylor and her young Kennedy piece are still in Nashville and she's showing him all around her hometown since he took her around his hometown earlier last month. Even though Taylor and Conor have only recently went sort of public with the fact that they're hand holding under a willow tree and shit, rumors say that they've been together for longer than a quick minute and she Mary Kay Letourneau-ed him by dating him before he turned 18. They decided to make it public a day after his 18th birthday last month.
The source also said that things between Taylor and Conor Kennedy are so serious that they've already said "I love you" to each other. Saying "I love you" doesn't mean shit. When you're an 18-year-old boy and a 13-year-old fairy girl trapped in the body of a 22-year-old woman, you say I love you to everyone! The only way we'll really know if these two are serious about each other is if Taylor passes a note to Conor that reads "Do you want to go around with me? Circle yes or no" and he circles "yes" before passing it back. It's the only way.
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Loopy if he's only a junior... It might be something like this,:::::
Taytay... Buy us some beer.. Drinking age is 21 here..
Taytay.. Let"s go to game stop.. Skyrim has a new extension.
Tay.. We are going to see Ted with my friends.. Meet you a Claire's...
On a good day this would be all kinds of wrong. He just lost his Mother..
His Father needs to step up and tell this woman to step off and move along..
He"s in high school.. What's wrong with her?
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
This is Taylor and Connor on a date:
T: Um hello bartender, I'll have a screw driver and my boyfriend here, oohhh isnt he cute???! you should see his finger paintings he did today at school *squishes face to look more asian lady* aww he is shy he doesnt wanna show them..oh well.. he will have a lemonade but no raspberry.
C: lemonade? why cant i have raspberry?
T: because your mom said that raspberry cordial/squash has too much sugar and that makes you hyper and i dont want you to be hyper when we go and see disney on ice tonight.
C: arrrggghhh hate you
T: awww noo don't say that, come here *tongue kiss*
I find it hilarious that everyone thinks he's going to be a senior. Nope. He's going to be a junior. Yes soon to be 23 year old Taylor is dating an 18 year old with two years left of high school.
Submitted by HeddaHopper on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 6:41pm.
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She's NOT a virgin. Didn't she date John Mayer for a quick minute? Nobody escapes with their hymen intact from him! ;)
Her mom looks like a lot of women from that part of Tennessee even though she wasn't born there. The food kinda transforms people into blobs.
Is that restaurant owned by Hee-Haw?
Imagine Taylor trying to continue her sappy "lace-and-flowers-and-rainbows-butterflies flutter out my ass-kiss me only on the forehead-fairy-princess-golly gee" schtick when she morphs into the 2.0 version of her MOM! Haw haw haw, I hope she does that, it'd be hilarious
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Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 3:03pm.
I see, so she got the squinties from her mother.
http://christina718.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/taylor-swift-mom-london-...
As near as I can tell, this is sort of perfect isn't it?
He's inexperienced enough to back off and let her keep being virginal. (Usually she only gets to the 6-8 week mark before things blow up.)
He's understanding enough to understand her fame-whoring ways. After all, a Kennedy understands "famous."
He's probably pretty vulnerable right now since his mom died, so he thinks she has a normal family.
She loves feeling "needed,"
she's dating someone famous and cute, and rich, who will like her for herself, and not for being famous and rich, and
she hangs on to her virginity. At least for a little longer.
Whatever. This Kennedy gets to be as famous as Pretty Patrick Schwarznegger, just for showing up.
And best of all, she's a Catholic virgin, so Ethel loves her! Can't beat that with a stick.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 3:16pm.
Fame fucker.
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LaChaylo HAS SUMMED IT UP! That's it, we can all go home now! I'd add a "z" to make it PLURAL but that IS IT! Fame FuckerZ!... lol ;P
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Theory: This is her mother approved boyfriend, so while he's away at college she can engage in three ways with John Mayer and Katy Perry.
Oh and major fail on wearing a baseball cap to dinner.
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Looks like they are eating at a fucking Cracker Barrel.
Is squinty going to turn into her mom in her later years...NO BUENO
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Crossing my fingers...hoping this one really works for her!!! .....BARF
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Somebody may have said it already, but Taylor's hometown is Whyyoupissing, PA.
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I am completely surrounded by dummies.
In some ways, the time between ages 18 and 22 are like dog-years, so one would think that these two would have little in common. But since Taylor is a unicorn-loving, fairy tale-writing, Sweet Valley resident, friendship bracelet-wearing, Lisa Frank devotee who probably smells like Sweet Honesty, this makes perfect sense.
And to start a relationship with an 18-year old American boy who's about to start college is about the dumbest thing you can do. She'll trash him on her next album, for sure.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
M.E.: "I did however grow a backbone and tell my mother, after her repeated passive agressive attempts to get me to make spaghetti, that no.
This sentence reduced me to a quivering pile of LOLs.
fleur: the Mom is squinty because she's got a fat face!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 3:29pm.
Haha! I know what you mean!
cuppy, I was watching it at the beginning but then BB started and there's just so much of that kind of shit I can take in one night!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
I know it's a blurry picture, but what's up with her mom's face?
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Fame fucker. Plain and simple. She'd never date anyone who wouldn't bring the tabloids to her door. The teenage romantic shtick is bull shit.
She wants people to know who she's singing about to create buzz to create sales.
Smart little ho. But I still hate her.
Fuck this couple.
UGH! I need to leave work early today. My Uncle from NY is in town and since my house is bigger than my parents dinky townhome, I offered to have everyone up for dinner. GAH! I now have 12 mouths to feed tonight. Fuck it. I'm keeping it simple. Fajitas with rice and beans.
But I need to still go to the store to get extra shit AND I need to clean my house! (quick sweep of the dirt and dog hair accumulated from the last two days on the hardwood).
I did however grow a backbone and tell my mother, after her repeated passive agressive attempts to get me to make spaghetti, that no. I didn't have time to make the sauce and I had nearly everything already for fajitas.
Growing some balls felt good. :D
Sorry, that was OT.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 3:09pm.
oh MK, even I stopped watching Glass House!~~
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I made it through the first 15 minutes of the first episode and had to stop. I can't believe anyone else watched it for a few episodes, much less the season.
oh MK, even I stopped watching Glass House!~~
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
I feel like she only dates guys who are either dirty old men or guys who are young enough for her to earn $20 babysitting.
Can't she find like a nice 24 year old or something?
Submitted by can be a pushy broad: "Why is a 22 year old young woman dating an 18 year old boy. She must be extra special stupid."
I think it's because he's a KENNEDY. She was sniffing around Patrick Schwarzenegger, too, but I guess he didn't need a beard.
If he were some schmo plebe off the street, she wouldn't be on it.
Ha, she is going to look just like her Mom in a few years.... i fucking LOVE IT.
I care even less about these two bland snow globes than I do about the ever fascinating (KStew + Ruprick - RPatz ) / Liberated. SORRY! Hahaha
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Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 3:03pm.
Her mother is a beast!
I see, so she got the squinties from her mother.
http://christina718.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/taylor-swift-mom-london-...
Take off your damn hat at the table.
Why is a 22 year old young woman dating an 18 year old boy. She must be extra special stupid.
Never did like her music and her voice makes me cringe but I suppose she's great because she
"writes her own music" whatever. She bothers me.
I have a cousin that his 14 year old daughter worships this Taylor and her Mom encourages it because she says "she's a great role model"
Yeah, for insecurity, low self esteem and slutting. Great role model.
I was 17 at graduation and my 1st semester of college. Bad idea IMHO.
When I was in HS there were a few kids that were 18-19 as seniors. They were either held back or their parents waited until they were 6-7 to start kindergarten.
I graduated when I was 17. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 2:21pm.
Well it is kinda unusual because he turned 18 in July, which will make him 19 when he starts college in the Fall of 2013. Most college Freshman are 18.
That's exactly what I was going to say. It's not unusual to be 18 at graduation, but it is unusual to be 19 at graduation.
I'm convinced now that her and Selena Gomez should be registered sex offenders
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 2:16pm.
He's 18 and still in high school?
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Is that unusual? I graduated from secondary school a few months after I turned 18.
I left at 16 to go to work (apprenticeship so I did have to go to college 1 day a week)
louise_brooks: "He's 18 and still in high school?"
Lisbet459: Is that unusual? I graduated from secondary school a few months after I turned 18.
We finish secondary school here at 18 too. I began my first degree the autumn after I turned 18.
FWIW, I saw Taylor out at a local coffee shop about three weeks ago. (I'm a Nashvillian, just FYI). No one bothered her, but there were a few folks who did notice she was there. She does spend a lot of her time here and frequents dining establishments near Music Row.
And, from the look of the interior of that shot, they're dining at the Pancake Pantry. A Nashville institution. Last time I ate there, Charley Pride was sitting at the next table over.
We Nash-folks tend to leave our celebrities alone. A friend of mine said they just spotted Keith and Nicole at the Williamson County fair on Tuesday...just strolling around.
this story is making me flinch and pull all sorts of disgusted faces. i'm convinced that she's a ho in anthropologie clothing.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 2:21pm.
Well it is kinda unusual because he turned 18 in July, which will make him 19 when he starts college in the Fall of 2013. Most college Freshman are 18.
i dated some 19 yr old when i was about her age. freaking ass bad idea!
Does this mean he's ghey then?
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 2:16pm.
He's 18 and still in high school?
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Is that unusual? I graduated from secondary school a few months after I turned 18.
Maybe she should hook up with the Beibs.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 2:16pm.
He's 18 and still in high school?
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Hey, no one ever accused a Kennedy of being smart, unless Papa Joe paid for them to be labeled smart.
I keep wanting to say Run Taylor, Run!! I really do feel there is a Kennedy curse and to mix her fame into it all is a bad recipe. Don't be enamored by the Kennedy's Taylor.
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Oh- he's a musician. I sense a shitty duet in the near future.