Slap Me If You've Heard This Before, Brangie Is Getting Married This Weekend
Lainey at Lainey Gossip said yesterday that some of the French tabloids were saying that there's some party planning activity shit going down at Brad Pitt and Angie Jo's child army compound in France and they believe that on either August 11th or August 12th, Jesus will fall from the heavens to catch Angie's black garter as she kicks it off her fame whoring leg during her wedding reception. And now The Sun is co-signing the French tabloids' claims by saying that Brad Pitt flew in a few days ago and that Angie's private jeweler is there right now.
Brad is apparently throwing his parents, Jane and Bill Pitt, a party to celebrate the 50th anniversary of their God-approving heterosexual marriage, but some say that he and Angie are going to hijack that shit and make it ALL ABOUT THEM by getting married. One of The Sun's source says that right now, the party's guest list is really small and they speculate that Brad invited George Clooney. The source went on to say this mess of words:
“George and Brad are best pals, there’s no way he’d miss it. He’s at his house in Italy, but could fly to Marseille in an hour. There’s a real buzz around the estate.”
The source needs to educate themselves, because there's always a "buzz" around that estate since Brad and Angie are always buzzing it from being drunk and stoned all the time. You know, if Brad and Angie officially lie to the gays and lezzies by getting married on Saturday or Sunday night, we'll only know for sure when the clouds open up, the sky goes bright and the sun comes out so that God can clearly see the look on their faces when he slaps the shit out of both of them for interrupting the Olympics.
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that otherworldly leg is freaking me out.
How come I can't have my Gillian Anderson and David D fantasies, but get these two idiots shoved down my throat on a regular basis? Angie Jo has to find another gimick.
Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 6:36pm.
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Fully agree Thamar! Brangelina are good parents, but now so boring... don't care if they marry. Ya, who wouldn't want to live in a castle in France, at least part of the time. Love to travel so could be fun. Not into the in-laws though! :)
#lovethechickenleg
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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I'll bet these two dipshits think the whole world is one the edge of its seat watching for wedding news about them.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. No one cares, Angie.
I wonder what's going to happen when she wakes up one day and realizes the man she stole is no longer the guy "every woman wants to be with"?
These two have gotten so boring so they might as well get married.
The Brangeloonies are gonna have one big wet, gooey Nutty Madam moment over the biggest anticlimactic event of the summer.
"@Sal
Thanks, I'll give that a shot. You've never been moderated, have you? :)
@Russler
Just Jared is a portal into another universe. It's where the "Brangeloonies" live and share their conspiracy theories. Nothing bad can ever be said about the Brand because they are as pure as the snow and sent from God to bless us with their beauty, talent, and humanitarianism.
Any negative news of them can be traced back to Jennifer Aniston and her manager Stephen Huvane. He is all powerful and controls the media.
Brangeloonies spend their days writing poetry to the Brand, talking about their children as their own, scourging the internets for any all news about the Brand, be it from CNN or a blog in Bulgaria, and presenting examples of Brand success by any means possible.
If you want to read "poem to Shiloh", go to Just Jared. On the right side you'll see pics of Angelina and Brad, click on the pics and take 1 shot of Patron.
Did I miss anything Sal?"
Oh. My. God. I can't thank you enough for the introduction to this site. It reminds me a lot of the types of people who watch "Honey Boo Boo" voluntarily. I have found my weekend entertainment!
Nice one if true. I like them, they do good things. All the haters here are a poor bunch.
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Auri sacra fames
Submitted by Gigaboob on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 6:14pm.
Those Brangeloonies sound like a really bad movie script.
Bernard! Stop pissing on the puppies legs in here!
Honestly. Really. I mean REALLY
Look at that! I just recieved a FAX.
Within, I don't dare check Brangeloonie obsession and what its all about. These two are so boring. I saw AJ on Charlie Rose a while ago. Tedious. I do think she and he are good enough parents tho. It could be a blast to be in that tribe. If I were I might have to step on Grandma Pitt's foot. By mistake of course. ;-)
Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 6:22pm.
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No Thamar, don't stop, I'd rather hear you than from the Brangelooooooonies hahaha
#IloveChickenLegs
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Ummmm, Bertard, BUSINESSES still use fax machines. You would know that IF you had a job.
Yeah, yeah, I'm fat and old. Try some new insults.
Sal, I am all ears hahaha You guys are too much over deah! Give it over! LOLLOL
LMFAO at these wedding whispers! GET IT DONE ALREADY!!!
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You just cannot have a fairy tale wedding when you have six kids together. Even if you have the chateau.
'stop talking about these boring ppl now Thamar!'
I do wish to thank you guys for turning me on to loons at JJ. I thought all the loons were on Topix, but I see that some got loose...
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 5:49pm.
Sal + tech talk = love! teeheehee
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Within, oh would you stop! * blushes * . :)
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
@Sal
Thanks, I'll give that a shot. You've never been moderated, have you? :)
@Russler
Just Jared is a portal into another universe. It's where the "Brangeloonies" live and share their conspiracy theories. Nothing bad can ever be said about the Brand because they are as pure as the snow and sent from God to bless us with their beauty, talent, and humanitarianism.
Any negative news of them can be traced back to Jennifer Aniston and her manager Stephen Huvane. He is all powerful and controls the media.
Brangeloonies spend their days writing poetry to the Brand, talking about their children as their own, scourging the internets for any all news about the Brand, be it from CNN or a blog in Bulgaria, and presenting examples of Brand success by any means possible.
If you want to read "poem to Shiloh", go to Just Jared. On the right side you'll see pics of Angelina and Brad, click on the pics and take 1 shot of Patron.
Did I miss anything Sal?
Thank you, salacious~
Submitted by Russler on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 5:47pm.
What is the "JJ" forum of which some of you speak?
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JJ: Just Jared, the loons' hideout.
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 4:06pm.
Are the Brangeloonies at JJ really real? Or is it like some kind of sarcastic joke?
*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*
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Bum, at first I thought that they were in some kind of joke that eluded me completely, but now I'm convinced that they're completely insane and all this insane praises for them, and irrational hatred for Aniston is real.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Sal + tech talk = love! teeheehee
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What is the "J J" forum of which some of you speak?
Submitted by Gigaboob on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 3:37pm.
No, I don't, do tell...lol
I swear, they're such babies. I'ts like they don't want their little demented sanctuary disrupted.
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* starts sending out encrypted signal * :D
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 1:39pm.
Aniston press release about how unbelievably, insanely happy her life is expected any moment now
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Poor loon, your whore goddess' fax machine is melting from all the made up shit she's sending out ever since it's been reported that Pitiful left her. He was staying at a hotel room in London, how sad is that?
By the way, the real Bernard P from Female First wants its moniker back.
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you live in a world where people still use fax machines?!? pathetic. really pathetic.
as for the rest of your comment - whatever and whomever you're talking about doesn't even make any sense ... are you drunk posting again? sad.
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism
Are the Brangeloonies at JJ really real? Or is it like some kind of sarcastic joke?
*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*
No, I don't, do tell...lol
I swear, they're such babies. I'ts like they don't want their little demented sanctuary disrupted.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 3:22pm.
You know, I noticed that they had your comments deleted even when you weren't even addressing them. Such a bunch of fragile, little loons.
No need to reason with them indeed, just poke fun of their idiocy, and call them out on every lie and their constant mentioning of Aniston, Theroux, Huvane and Paltrow.
There's a poster who finishes every comment with "Huvane kisses" as signature. That cracks me up every time.
As for moderation, you do know how to bypass it, don't you? :)
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
These attention-starved druggies are only trying to get attention after the KStew/RPattz and Tommy Girl/Katie's breakups. If they go through with it at all, they simply want to prove that they're above other celebrity couples and that they're "the real deal", even when we know it's not the case.
They know they're worth more together than separated, even though the prize for a pic of them has dropped considerably, so this is the last card they have yet to play to try to regain their fading popularity and relevancy.
When was the last time either of these assholes had a hit movie any way?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
@ Sal
I'm good! Yeah, me neither but I plan to check 'em out too. This was the big topic there yesterday but the old guns were trying to put a cap on it because they didn't want to get humiliated again when it didn't happen , lol. Poor loons...disappointment after disappointment..hahaha.
Hey, one thing I learned is not to reason with them because I think they think I'm trying to convert them to the dark side, lol. The got my comments deleted and put me on mod!
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 1:04pm.
So a ceremony where Angie morphs from a black cat to a human and sinks her fangs into Brad's neck making him one of the undead is called a Marriage?
I did not know that!
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Hey there Whamster! Lately I haven't seen much over there, but in all honesty, I haven't checked today.
Hopefully we can try tag teaming again! :D
Submitted by Gigaboob on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 2:46pm.
Durrrrrr.........
Hi Sal!
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Hiya Giga darling... I haven't had time to mess with the loons as of late. How you doing today?
I want to see what's going to happen with these amoral whores, if only because this will provide endless mockery opportunity for us. And you know that either way, loons will have a meltdown! That's the only promise for the future that we should care about. :)
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Who gives a shit? Seriously! Gawd, people get married daily and one would think the Virgin Mary was about to walk down the aisle....
So, these two self absorbing bad actor's MIGHT be making it legal and the loons are losing their shit. Do they not realize that they are the ones that make people loathe these two?
ZOMG! You're all fat and jelluz!
Exactly DD...if we see Brad has bathed, we know something is up!! And we still won't care, but we'll know b'God!
Wonder if Brad will wash his hair for the big event.
They must have realised it's been a week since we saw their smug faces in the tabloids and figured we were starving for info on them.
Durrrrrr.........
Hi Sal!
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 1:39pm.
Aniston press release about how unbelievably, insanely happy her life is expected any moment now
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Poor loon, your whore goddess' fax machine is melting from all the made up shit she's sending out ever since it's been reported that Pitiful left her. He was staying at a hotel room in London, how sad is that?
By the way, the real Bernard P from Female First wants its moniker back.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
They're too boring now for me to give a shit about ANYTHING they do. Wake me when they split up, but only if it's nasty and juicy. I want tales of Angie sacificing orphans to Satan while Brad sits in the corner dreaming about his lost nuts. I want tales about one of the Brangelina kids murdering a French cop, and St. Angie covering it up. I want blood-soaked lesbian LSD trysts!
Come on, you dancing movie monkeys! Entertain us with scandal! You sure aren't entertaining us with your acting or your stupid world-saving saintly act!
Also, weddings aren't as big a deal when you've been practically married for what, six years? and have a dozen kids. It's just legalizing what you've been doing all along.
And just to annoy the deranged Anistan fan/s: Anistan is boring and lame.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
That fame whoring leg of hers givves me the willies. It looks like it came off of a 50 year old cadaver. Scurred.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 1:39pm.
Aniston press release about how unbelievably, insanely happy her life is expected any moment now
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You want to talk about predictablity 99% of knew you would be here to write about Aniston. If you think she's lame for being predictable what about a nobody like you?
LOL!!! *waits by the phone for EEG's tri-yearly call*
OT MEH
Both have already been married and divorced, so why the self serving bullshit story about marriage equality?? Ugh, I liked these two much better before they started bumpin uglies.
I want them to get married. So we can watch the break up and the ramped up triangle gossip. (I am lying)
Sweetas, you are my personal jeweler bitch! xo
lollss bambam, well i gots to keep is klasssy
Aniston press release about how unbelievably, insanely happy her life is expected any moment now
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.