Kim K. Wants A Quickie Divorce So She Can Marry Kanye
I'll say it - nice ride.
If this bitch thinks that the right-minded people of the world are gonna stand for Kim Kardashian's Fake Wedding Extravaganza 2 ("Now With The Right Shade Of Dick!"), she's got another thing coming! The first time was so awful. Everywhere you turned, you saw a moustache in a wedding dress on every magazine cover and TV screen. It was a dark time when Kim Kardashian married that duh face with the bolts in his neck, and then dropped him as planned. Then she had the balls to act all shocked when people thought she was an even bigger cunt than they already thought for perpetuating her bridal lies. Well, get ready to see four handfuls of ass trying to stuff itself into a much-too-small gown down at David's Bridal again. Bitch is looking to destroy the aisle once more.
Radar says that Kim Kardashian is trying to speed up her divorce from Kris Humphries, so she can marry her current boyfriend prop Kanye West. How the fuck you gonna fit those two egos in one setting? There isn't enough atmosphere on this planet. Those two fools, Kim's ass, Khloe's The Howling body, AND JAY-Z AND BEYONCE? The amount of bullshit present will cause the damn earth to tip, our poles will reverse, and gravity will quit this bitch. That union will end the earth. Mark my words.
Kim is tired of waiting and thinks Frankenstein's Monster is stalling so he can make her look like the greedy douche she is.
Radar:
"There is going to be a scheduled status conference on Wednesday for Kim and Kris' divorce. Kris has already been deposed, but Kim hasn't been yet. Kim has told her lawyer that the case is dragging because Kris is determined to keep his name in the press and drag her name through the mud. Kim is ready to get engaged to Kanye, but doesn't want to until her divorce is finalized," a source close to the situation tells us.
Kim is so very sure that "Kanye is the man she is going to spend the rest of her life with, and she doesn't want to wait." *chortle* The real threat to "traditional marriage" also feels that her deposition in the divorce proceedings is a waste of time, and wants the whole thing over ASAP. Kris wants her to admit publicly that their wedding was a hoax. And I want someone to spray the E! building with enough ranch dressing that it will entice Khloe to devour it. And Seacrest better be in the toilet when it happens. This is all his fault.
More pics of K&K motoring in that little gallery. It's always the shitty people who have the nicest cars.
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I'd love to be a fly on the wall of that car, listening to their...uh..."conversation." They're well matched, even though I like Kanye. I love his stuff and his over-the-topness makes me laaaaugh. He gives great soundbites but KK is vapid. They're using each other, of course, but he'll be the one to get bored of her. He can do better but she can't, imo.
the sad thing is that some fucking TV network will still pay and broadcast her next fake wedding.
TV networks will never do the honorable thing, and boycott her ass. It's always the most controversial and hated people that get the ratings.
If they do broadcast her fake wedding, I hope someone crashes it really good.
this bitch is overrated, and her face is tiring to look at.
Submitted by Edna -E- Mode on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 2:02am
Nah, he was right about the video (though the way he did it was wrong, wrong, wrong).
Maybe not "best of all time" but it was certainly better than the video that won. Beyonce's video made Youtube history, was Vh1s 2nd most requested video of that year, FUSE's #1 sexiest video of all time (questionable yes, but still), was parodied on SNL, and several celebs and regular folks made their own Youtube versions. In this Internet age, music videos don't make that big a splash anymore.
Meanwhile, Taylor Swift's video was. . . what?
MTV is SUCH an embarrasment. The programming is total shit. The very LEAST they could do is have a meritorious award show, since they pioneered the TV music video format in the first place. But they don't. It's a friggin popularity contest, and Taylor was the IT girl that year. If I were a recording artist, that would piss me off too. But Kanye shouldn't have humiliated the poor girl. She didn't deserve that.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 11:22pm.
Maybe it's all just MY dark, twisted fantasy, but I think once Kanye saw that he could very publicly diss America's little blonde, teenaged country sweetheart and still sell albums, then the sky was the limit. So why not date Ms. Desperate who he knows everyone hates just for the free publicity, then publicly diss her just for fun (and to get him back into the good graces of his would-be audience, who most likely hate Kim K. more than they like Taylor Swift).
Of course, this could all just be my fervent wish, much like the people who insist that the KStew fiasco is "just PR for the movie".
Submitted by Jeanneee on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 10:47pm
LOL but in fairness, that would require Kim's ass to be the result of genetics and not a half-drunk plastic surgeon.
*Now with the right shade of dick!
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha. Can't breathe. I seriously just cackled in an airport bar. Could be the margarita.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
I didn't see the cover of NY magazine, but I have seen their collection at Sears. Honey please...
Oooh Oh Diamond Girl (Yes, Yes)
stefystef I just saw that shit, can you believe it!!! Boycott NY Mag!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
I hate the both of them. I think they're so gross with their materialistic ways. She's worse, b/c she has zero talent for anything, but whoring herself out.
J. Harvey said It's always the shitty people who have the nicest cars.
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Damn, ain't that the truth, Harvey.
I was especially pissed off to see that C%*T on the cover of New York Magazine's Fashion edition.
What does this whore know about fashion?
Not a damn thing!
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Agreed. I think Kim K. gets hers every single day. She's a fucking joke and even if she's laughing all the way to the bank I think, deep down, she knows it. Her personal relationships are always in shambles, she and the rest of the entire fucking free world knows how she got famous (ugly sex tape) which is humiliating enough to last two lifetimes. She can act happy for the cameras but you know this bitch dies inside a little more each day.
oh well.
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LOVE IT! SO ACCURATE. I agree. Money is really nice, but not when you get it in this way. A hooker can make some fast money, a true high-class call girl can do that. However, what does this say about her/him? Well, it says "you are a paid whore". No offense to whores...Kim is in a class by herself in whoredom.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 9:53am.
She should ask Katie Holmes for advice. 11 days! My mind is still trying to process that.
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Katie was in a position to reveal a lot about Tom's private life. When you know that much, divorce will come easy. I'm convinced the details are juicy, but we'll probably never know.
In this case, Kris is Katie. He's got Kim by the balls because he's in a position to disclose a lot.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Yo Kanye, I'm really excited for you. Imma Let you finish, but the Batmobile is the best car of all time. OF ALL TIME. Plus, used-up whore is used-up.
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She should ask Katie Holmes for advice. 11 days! My mind is still trying to process that.
I'm sure the marriage is already dissolved; the fact they're still fighting over property wouldn't hold up another marriage.
I hate both these empty, talentless a-holes. I even hate their car.
In other Who cares? news, I've burped through this whole post, ever since I saw the title.
Submitted by lunamor on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 8:00am.
In addition to the money and fame, might also want to marry Kanye because his name begins with K, so that's very Kute and Kompatible in her book.
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Hahahahahaha!
I can't think of two more greasy gross d-bags that really deserve each other. You have my blessing.
In addition to the money and fame, might also want to marry Kanye because his name begins with K, so that's very Kute and Kompatible in her book.
Submitted by ethang on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 1:59am.
Submitted by Lacie Panties on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 11:48pm.
Isn't she like those bitches in high school that were so fucking evil and cunts that you would tell yourself that one day they would get theirs.
And it never fucken happens
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But she will get hers. This is just a publicity stunt to sustain her celebrity status. Her clock is ticking. It's only a matter of time.
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Agreed. I think Kim K. gets hers every single day. She's a fucking joke and even if she's laughing all the way to the bank I think, deep down, she knows it. Her personal relationships are always in shambles, she and the rest of the entire fucking free world knows how she got famous (ugly sex tape) which is humiliating enough to last two lifetimes. She can act happy for the cameras but you know this bitch dies inside a little more each day.
oh well.
His ego is almost palpable, so that would make him a total match for her baboon ass.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
woot! The "D" is on fire tonite.
forgot to say earlier, Kanye crossed the line _forever_ with me,, after he pulled that dick-stunt on a young 19 year old Taylor Swift a few years ago
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West =took the mike from her while she was accepting her first award at mtv in her whole young life
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told the stunned star:
'Yo Taylor. I'm really happy for you, I'm going to let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.'
nonsense btw: while fun video, Beyonce's song/video was hardly the best of all time . nor close to it.
eunuch.
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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode
Submitted by Lacie Panties on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 11:48pm.
Isn't she like those bitches in high school that were so fucking evil and cunts that you would tell yourself that one day they would get theirs.
And it never fucken happens
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But she will get hers. This is just a publicity stunt to sustain her celebrity status. Her clock is ticking. It's only a matter of time.
I'm not upset when two people I loathe find each other. It's like they're quarantined off from society or something, like a biblical leper colony.
So, Kanye drives the same car as Justin Bieber but Bieber's car is custom and more expensive?! Interesting.
We keep giving tacky people a platform for behaving badly. Ugh, I promise to stop paying attention to them if you do.
Her literally fake ass annoys me more than anything.
It did NOT look like that in her sex tape (as I've been told).
I don't know what's stuffed in there, but it's not real.
Of course she does. Fucking piece of shit can't be alone for a gotdamn second.
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And there you got me, that's how you got me, you taught me to be mean
MK should have labeled this one Pardon Me While I Barf and You Don't Deserve That Car
If the rumors are true about Kanye, this is a match made in publicity heaven. You know he's all in because he gets more publicity through her. And vice versa.
I don't believe Kris is in it to have his name in the media. But he probably wants his due of the gifts, money and such, even if it was a pre-nup. He probably feels duped now that he realized this was on a timeline.
Kanye may be the right shade but probably doesn't have the athleticism that she is attracted too also.
Let's consult Kris on this one.
Kris Humphries is pissed and bent on making her life as miserable as possible. He is right, because she made him look like a damned fool.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 11:35pm.
That mother fucker is so goddamned ugly. Doesn't she have any standards?
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tee-hee <3. short answer, No.
I guess that's a step towards marriage equality if one of the partners is gay. Or does she say 'I do' and he say 'I can't.
GG, *trickles down leg*
@LaChay and Loopy, I still can't hear you..... Ha!
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Isn't she like those bitches in high school that were so fucking evil and cunts that you would tell yourself that one day they would get theirs.
And it never fucken happens. Just proves that evil and mean will never be punished. Broads like this just keep pushin' on and her Mother doesn't point out that she's embarassing herself. what about when Barbara W. asked who was Kris' favourite and they all said Kim. And Kris doesn't try to hide that shit. How mind fucking and confidence depleting for the other rags to know you're 2nd thru 9th in line for your Mum's love or how ever many she has in her litter.
kim has had more piss and dicks in her than a male urinal at a public toilet.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 10:20pm.
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ITA, on your post P.T. they are perfect for each other and she is on GIGANTIC entitled bitch! Him as well! HAHAHA
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Lalalalalala lalalalaala don't want to imagine lalalalalalalaalalalalalalaal LOL! ;D
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 11:38pm.
Loopy, I think the best punishment would be ignoring their stank asses. But that takes a collective, and so many people actually "like" these idiots.
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ive seeing teenage girls in melbourne who were going crazy and crying when these bitches came to town to launch their "fashion" line. i thought "great! lets idolise the whore who got famous cuz a big boomerang dick fucked her"
anyway we all know kanye likes man-on-man action, so im gonna be real nasty here and ask kim, whats its like to taste shit dick. i guess its no different since she sucked ray j's dick after he did anal to her.
Loopy, I think the best punishment would be ignoring their stank asses. But that takes a collective, and so many people actually "like" these idiots.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 11:35pm.
Loopy, sad thing is Kim might enjoy the shit being flung at her, and Ryan may just love the 12 inch dildo!!
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well there goes my plan to punish them... there must be another way! there has to be! goddamit!!!
That mother fucker is so goddamned ugly. Doesn't she have any standards?
Loopy, sad thing is Kim might enjoy the shit being flung at her, and Ryan may just love the 12 inch dildo!!
i dream of the day when a riot mob attacks them and drag their asses to a public square where they are locked in pillory and we all throw shit at them.
and drag that fucking ryan seacrest along too, because he created them, put him in a pillory and shove a 12" dildo up his arse.
K Kardashian is a major skank ho...loathsome...
@swarm, I'll echo Lisa and say I hope you're right, somewhat.
Only because I'd love to see what happens when they fight - two egos like this are bound to collide at some point. The fallout would be spectacular, like Kim putting on weight in other places other than her ass.
I need to pee
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
The only thing that surprises me is the car. Why isn't it one of those reflective ones like Beibs has so they can look at themselves while standing out side of it?
Submitted by Saphris: "Did anyone else read what 50 Cent said about Kanye and Kim.... "You know how it is? One man’s trash is another man’s treasure."
LOL. I hate 50, but anyone who calls Kim trash is okay in my book."
Oh, snap!
Hahahahahahaha!!