Night Crumbs
"This is the proudest moment of our lives" said the parents of the demure fresh flower (and my current life idol) who got her no-no tattooed in front of a bunch of strangers - Drunken Stepfather
Either Nicole Kidman wants the tabloids to press the on button on the baby bump watch or she's just massaging the gas around - Lainey Gossip
Tim Tebow does the topless "Jesus on a cross" pose in GQ - Celebitchy
Jennifer Aniston just labeled this kitten slurping on a bottle video as "what to watch on a loop if Justin leaves me at the altar" - The Berry
Jessica Biel's clip-on bangs were totally Justin Timberlake's idea - Hollywood Tuna
Bobby Trendy, call your agent now! - Towleroad
In other news, The Hoff got bit in the taint by a venus flytrap while looking for the Garden of Eden - The Superficial
I really thought that this was Heidi Montag making her comeback in a porn version of Matador and I'm so glad I was wrong - Popoholic
If you need Kylie Minogue, she'll be crying at the bottom of a lukewarm shower, because now the world knows that she once sucked on the Muscles from Brussels - ICYDK
Just when you think the Internet has outdone itself - OMG Blog
Naomi Watts in a wig or Pippa Middleton? - Popsugar
Rashida Jones apologies for truth-telling - Just Jared
"It wasn't me! It was Gwen Stefani! She drives a Porsche Panamera too!" - Lindsay Lohan the next time she rear ends a bitch - Moe Jackson
This dog's cabbage hat is the look - Cityrag
I can't wait for Britney Spears' cover of this - Videogum
Derek Hough and a furry friend (sadly, it isn't a picture of him at a bear bar) - I'm Not Obsessed
But I don't want to look - Hollywood Rag
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Hope they threw that tattoo gun away.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Oyster, that's interesting....I thought the "thinning your blood" thing was an actual excuse ;) I would've loved like, a beer on the side, because my backpiece hurt like a mofo.
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I'll only tattoo my boyfriend and my best friends in my house because I find it wildly inappropriate to tattoo strangers anywhere but a shop that passes APT/APP standards (this rules out conventions - totally unsanitary, needlessly loud and distracting, full of drunk morons who want their anus tattooed for half the price you'd regularly get,exc.), but when I do they are usually drinking and/or smoking pot. It doesn't effect anything on my end because they aren't going to be wasted/acting a fool, but they have all noted it actually makes it hurt worse and then you have the added risk of becoming dizzy and sick. I've never used anything for any of the body mod stuff I've done, even the extreme stuff. Just ride the endorphins, and get drunk when you're finished.
That woman in the video sounds like my sister after she has downed a couple bottles of wine: she over-enunciates her words so she doesn't come across as wasted, but it only calls attention to it.
Submitted by Oyster on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 11:20am.
and drinking before/during a tattoo... we say "it thins your blood" which is true, but really not any more than some advil would. Tattooist really say "no drunks" because tattooing a drunk is ANNOYING. They are rude, stupid, they move around, lie about the amount they are going to spend and will throw up on you halfway through. It doesn't help the pain and just makes the artist's life a living hell.
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Oyster, that's interesting....I thought the "thinning your blood" thing was an actual excuse ;) I would've loved like, a beer on the side, because my backpiece hurt like a mofo.
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
How fucking drunk is that bitch? JESUS. Her parents must be SO PROUD.
What TRASH!
Some crazy ass shit for real.
Hell yeah... a 22 yr would probably fuck anything! But, really? Your 15 mins of fame and you choose to get your ASSHOLE tatted in front of a bunch of strangers. Nice.
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Back from vacation? Vacation from where? The Willy Wonka factory? The Al Jolson Resort? MERCURY? MK - 8/1/12
I was, P.T.Bull, and there was a note or tune in the post - not to do with bartending, but childhood desires - that made me stop and think for a moment. Magic happens unexpectedly.
Good point. I figure that's what she is normally 'served' when she goes on one of those 'dates' that starts at mcdonald's drive thru and she never actually leaves the car until dude is sassified and drops her off.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:05am.
PT Bull, Wild Turkey! This ho is strictly Boones Farm!
If you're talking to me, thanks. I just didn't want to offend anybody who is a bartender.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:12am.
I actually enjoyed the initial post you made - the one you edited over, about bartenders. Oh well.
As a tattooist I'm sure there will now be an endless wave of prank calls "will you tattoo my anus!?" and a few serious inquiries that I will have to threaten to taze if they don't leave immediately (thanks internet you dumb bitch god whore). Doing this is preforming a secondary sexual service that I don't do without an extra $10,000 (that's about as much as it would take to get me to touch a stranger's asshole for hours unless I invited them back to my place which is a different story). I'm an artist, not a little joke-whore. This human is vile, no respectable tattooist would even do business with her, and you can tell not only by the asshole tattoo but the super classy "my mom posed as my friend" story lets me know she only goes to establishments filled with mortally vapid retard scratchers.
and drinking before/during a tattoo... we say "it thins your blood" which is true, but really not any more than some advil would. Tattooist really say "no drunks" because tattooing a drunk is ANNOYING. They are rude, stupid, they move around, lie about the amount they are going to spend and will throw up on you halfway through. It doesn't help the pain and just makes the artist's life a living hell.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 10:38pm.
Well, why tape up your nipples when everyone can see your asshole and accompanying vagina?
True. She really gave me horror face with the whole, "Hurts soooooo goooood."
if this butt hole tat chick gets her own reality show, i'm so done...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Why in gods name should be more girls like her? I don't care about her tattoo, they are that common that people have to come up with shit like this to be "original", but being told that more girls/women should be like her is insulting. You wouldn't want to be with someone who acts like this 24/7.
Edit: And when you don't want to be with someone 24/7, there's no point in being like that, because someone who acts as stupid like her is only seen as a inflatable doll and I thought we were beyond the phase in which women were only seen as sexual objects.
I didn't know they could tattoo right over warts
Was she doing a shot of something? Ugh. Don't know the law but my tattoo guy said he doesn't tattoo drunk people because alcohol thins the blood (among other reasons). He told me I could drink something to ease the pain for the second half of my back tattoo though because it hurt so much in the last hour of the first half. I think he did this because (obviously) he knew I was serious about the tattoo and he needed me to sit still, lol.
This will probably start a wave of crazoids getting their no-no holes tattooed and flashing them for attention.
I didn't think it was legal for anyone that is under the influence of drugs/alcohol to get a tattoo?? Can't the "artist" be fined or charged for doing it? Esp since this is so high profile. ?? (Maybe I answered my own question??)
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
Really, what can you say? I just don't understand why ANYONE would want to get a tattoo there! Not to mention get the tattoo in front of dozens of strangers. It never ceases to amaze me how fucked up the human race really is.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:38am.
That girl grew up in a "Hoarders" kind of house for sure.
what a fucking MESS.
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Not so sure, but she sure as hell was abused.
Choupette would NOT approve.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:35am.
I saw the clip twice...I cant figure out what the hell she's on!
I don't know either but to be honest, everyone in that clip scares the fuck out of me.
Don't worry! You don't need to respond.
That girl grew up in a "Hoarders" kind of house for sure.
what a fucking MESS.
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Turn this thing around,I will not go quietly
I will not lie down, I will not go quietly
I saw the clip twice...I cant figure out what the hell she's on!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG, I would put money on it that she has a lot of diseases. She kind of reminds me of the girl who played Adam Sandler's girlfriend in Waterboy.
NOT ME!!!! Butthole tattoo girl looks like she has it! *gasp*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:18am.
Bigbendy, this ho has Hep C!
GG, crickey.......for serious?
LOL WR!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG, That is DISGUST! Don't ask me how I know that dog food tastes like shite! It does! lol
*bows down to your slut ways in the past* R-E-S-P-E-C-T for goodtime GG! :)
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Bigbendy, this ho has Hep C!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I'm sure tattoo girl doesn't have to worry about wiping her but,. She seems like a classy chick.....I bet she has a bidet for her anal cleansing.
I actually enjoyed the initial post you made - the one you edited over, about bartenders. Oh well.
I'm thinking she got the tattoo so the ass wart and herpes scars weren't as obvious. The artist probably tattoed right over them. I predict she'll be dead by 30. Very sad.
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Submitted by Uptown James on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 7:51pm.
Jean Claude has a lot of face wasting going on. I used to see that sort of thing in HIV clients when I was a Community Health Educator.
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You might be right. He's aged an awful lot (too much) for such a short period of time.
WR, I knew a guy who knew a guy who went out with a chick like this...and she opend up a can of dog food thinking it was Spaghetti O's ...she ate it!He told everyone.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:02am.
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LOL touché P.T.
I like her better that real skanks because she's got verve! And tattoo's hurt like the dickens... HAhahaha
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PT Bull, Wild Turkey! This ho is strictly Boones Farm!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I think the better question is why not?...
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 11:58pm.
GG, why dog food? Everything else YES! Woof! lol
Ok, I'm thinking the tape is more sexy than just bare nips. Yes, I am hard-wired--so to speak--for simple minded, alcoholic, tatooed, exhibitionist sluts. This makes me a member of a not very exclusive men's club.
She might as well hand out cards with the address of herpes support groups for everyone who is willing to earn her favor with $20 of coke and a bottle of wild turkey.
GG, why dog food? Everything else YES! Woof! lol
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Worried about blow-back....
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Submitted by FunFilled on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 11:13pm.
I'm howling at the tattoo artist wearing a mask.
If I was lucky.... ;) *
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 10:55pm.
Yeah she's nasty. The kind of chick you bring home to bang and you wake up she's gone through your medicine cabinet, your wallet, eatten your dog food and made off with your laptop.
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I'm howling at the tattoo artist wearing a mask.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 10:55pm.
Yeah she's nasty. The kind of chick you bring home to bang and you wake up she's gone through your medicine cabinet, your wallet, eatten your dog food and made off with your laptop.
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Have you been reading my journal again?!!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
It feels so fucking good, so good? Really? Like having the flu a BAD case of the runs for 3 days, and only cheap, rough, single ply, gas station quality toilet paper in the house? Because that's how I imagine having an asshole tattoo feels like. Just sayin'...
I'll be seeing her in the ED in 5 4 3 2 1......
GG, you are funny as usual! Love the Crumbs today! No Swifty, No Perry, winning! skipped over several of them though! The tattooed ass girl: priceless! lmao
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Yeah she's nasty. The kind of chick you bring home to bang and you wake up she's gone through your medicine cabinet, your wallet, eatten your dog food and made off with your laptop.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hi WR!!! *waves like Im speshul*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 10:37pm.
spidey and GG - you know this chick is just fucking NASTY in bed... nasty in a good way, don't get shit twisted (PUN).
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Oh I have no doubt Jack. I bet she's in a few fetish pornos...not that I would know anything about those. >.<
GG, *whispers* Hi! :)
Oh, to be the interviewer in the ass-tattoo girl's vid... lol
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