Snow White Isn't Going To Be In The Snow White Sequel
Things we don't need: from Hollywood: A sequel to Ho White and The Cuntsman.
Things Hollywood will give us anyway, because they know we'll throw our money at them if they make it shiny: A sequel to Ho White and The Cuntsman.
The Hollywood Reporter says that because Snow White and The Huntsman made almost $400 million worldwide, Universal is planning a sort of sequel. I say "sort of" sequel, because the Snow White in Snow White and The Huntsman won't be in the next movie. Universal probably thinks that if they put Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders on the same set again, those two whores will spend all their time dry humping each other's faces in her trailer and the movie will never get made (that's not a bad thing). So Universal has taken a red Sharpie and scribbled a giant L (short for lip-biting home wrecker whore) on KStew's face before kicking her out of the sequel. Universal's sequel will be all about The Huntsman. So basically, it's going to be a day at the ren faire with Thor.
David Koepp, who wrote the first movie, has also been kicked out, because the sequel has become something other than the movie they hired him to write. Universal hasn't hired a director for the sequel, but Rupert Sanders is still on a list of possibilities.
But wait. Universal tells The Los Angeles Times that The Hollywood Reporter's story isn't exactly made of 100% truthfulness. They say that yes, they are working on a movie about The Huntsman, but Kristen Stewart's Snow White might still be in it. My guess is that Snow White will only be the first part. You know, Snow White will be caught getting her pussy eaten by a married dwarf in Cinderella's pumpkin car and they'll banish that slut to the Whore Forest.
No, I don't think we need a movie about The Huntsman, but I will approve of it as long it's nothing but 2 hours of Chris Hemsworth carrying a baby (see old pictures from July below). Or Chris Hemsworth can carry a dwarf or a bag of crab apples for 2 hours. I don't care about the details as long as he's cradling something in his "anaconda swallowing a warthog" arms.
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Chris Hemsworth and his massive arms and height, good stuff. I also like the long hair on him, it just works.
I care nothing about this article but seeing these oh-so cute images of a big strong man cradling his baby in his arms melts my little black heart.
Plus, he's hot.
Carry on.
MK, you picked the perfect photo for the story, per usual. Now, will you post more HOT GIANT Thor with his baby and of sizzling Charlize too? Yes? OK, keep us posted then ololol
Don't know why but I like looking at daddy Thor almost as much as his beach pics, mmm mmm mmm
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Who cares about K-Stew. All I can say is that is one lucky baby. Mon Dieu!
Although I don't buy this whole "affair", I'd put equal blame on cheaters. Well, more so on the person who was married. In this PR driven affair that would mean Rupert Sanders.
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 1:14pm.
I agree with you.
I don't blame the studio for dropping her. It's really all about dollars and cents at the end of the day. The main reason she is a top actress is because of her insane fans. If they aren't going to watch a movie with her in them, then why hire her? She's no Meryl Streep-the average movie goer is not going to be lured in by her acting skills.
Never saw a thing that blond monkey man has been in, but the sight of a hunk holding a baby is always welcome.
I'm with dementa and moomarse- fuck her. I'm so tired of seeing her horse face everywhere I look. She can't act for shit and hasn't been able to since she started, so I don't see her ever getting better at it. Plus, she's a fake, pretentious asshole who isn't grateful for one thing she's been given. Karma has had her number for a long time, it's about time it caught up with her.
Plus, the fact that they won't acknowledge his return says to me that they're testing the waters. If the response is too negative, they'll drop him and say it was their plan all along.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 1:17pm.
Yeah, but it's been three years since she got one that anyone actually saw.
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Submitted by CodeRed on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 1:11pm.
Or they continued their affair off-set.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
It's not going to kill her career. Sienna Miller still gets jobs.
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If it's sexist, I don't really care. She's an annoying ignorant fuck of an "actress" who pretty clearly blew her way to the top, so anything that hurts her career is fine with me.
And of COURSE they're dropping her and not him. Nobody gives a shit what he directs, and nobody's gonna boycott a movie because of his name, since he's not a big enough director for non-Twifarts to know about. She, on the other hand, is currently famous and has wide recognizability.
And the backlash is bigger on her because she also chose a role that plays into the pathetic obsessive fantasies of so many people. So when she ruptured their dreams by turning out to be another Hollywood ho instead of their virginal Bella Swan eternally with RPattz, they decided they hated her. If RPattz had been caught with his dick wandering, his career would be the one under assault.
Check out the coverage of Hollywood Reporter for some really pathetic fansqueals.
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I was thinking about this escalando cheating scandal the other day, and truly, I wondered how come the pictures ended up being published so late? After the film was concluded and out, when the cheating happened during. Does it mean that it actually happened a year or more ago? It's not adding up to me.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:16pm.
nothing like hot dads! even though i usually prefer the hot dads to have short dark hair, blue/green eyes, abit of stubble, to go with their fit bodies.
It's all fun and games until your rabid fans turn on you.
Ummmm...no thank you.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
that picture says so much!
fuck her.... who gives a shit? the only one really hurt in this shit should be Liberty and the kids. Fuck snottycunt and the dumbass dickhead (who probably does this a LOT)! Miss Chicklett and her oh-so-edgy RICH cunt ass will survive in Hollyweird very well for many years.
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Back from vacation? Vacation from where? The Willy Wonka factory? The Al Jolson Resort? MERCURY? MK - 8/1/12
I agree it takes two to tango and both should be blamed but she is, like it or not, an A lister and he is an unknown first time director. People don't really give a shit about him. Not saying the point wasn't valid but in this case she is the bigger name. But people have double standards. Just look at JJ where the woman who shagged a married man is worshipped simply because she is prettier than the wife.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:16pm.
the ONLY reason i am putting up with this dumb boring girl + even dumber & more boring married man story is that it gives MK excuses to post photos of Chris Hemsworth.
carry on, MK. carry the hell on.
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Agree with all of that. And more. Especially if the "more" is him.
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Like a boss.
RichBitch: many other people (mostly men) have done far worse to their significant others in a public way but yet this has the potential to kill her career? I guess it'll be VERY interesting to see what effect this has on the box office of the final film?
The same assholes will go and watch it, who went to watch the other 3 twatlights. As for Sanders, this all seems shady to me, because this is the first movie he ever directed and his name is already tabloid fodder. He probably planned it. And because he's inexperienced even at his age, I'm not anticipating that anyone is rushing out to hire him for other movie directing duties that don't involve this Snow White crap. The sooner he too fucks off the better. Lousy father.
Oh, and I cannot stand that star fucker, Elsa Pataky. Too bad Chris was too dumb to see through her scam.
Kstew's O face would like a cross between an uncomfortable wet fart and constipation.
Like it or not, women are expected to have more of a moral compass than a man.
Hwood is a savage and amoral place--particularly the business side. Looks like the director has more power than stew, so she gets the short end of the stick in the movie.
I agree with others who are puzzled that this is drawing more than a drive-by glance, given that infidelity is the norm in the thirty mile zone.
But she did bring much of this on her self with her decision to publicize her regrets, greiving, and angst. The additional press probably made it more uncomfortable for the others involved.
the ONLY reason i am putting up with this dumb boring girl + even dumber & more boring married man story is that it gives MK excuses to post photos of Chris Hemsworth.
carry on, MK. carry the hell on.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
A day at the ren fair! Bwahahahahahahaha!
Priceless.
I, too, would rather watch Chris carry a baby than another mess like Snow White. That should be the plot of the next movie. Make it happen!
Going to get a little soap boxy here, so bear with me (kindly):
Women, in general, bear a disproportionate amount of blame and shame for this type of behavior. I facilitate a support group for spouses who have been betrayed by their partners (have the real-life experience earned the hard way there) and post in an online forum of a similar topic. Almost without fail, the WOMAN is termed whore, homewrecker, slut, etc. This is regardless of her status as the cheater/cheatee. The man typically gets off with less disparaging terms...generally along the lines of asshole or rat-bastard. This is whether the betrayed spouse is a male or a female. Men will refer to their own wives as whores, sluts, etc. They DON'T say the same or equivalent towards their male counterparts.
It does take two to make this decision to go outside of committed relationships, but women have historically taken the greater hit to character than the men involved. Ain't sayin' it's right. That's just the tendency of most folks. I mean, heck, the phrase "Cherchez la femme" is effectively an accusatory phrase against any circumstance simply because a participant is female.
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The affair partner in my own situation EARNED her title of crack whore as she, literally, used to be one. :) I can call her whore with relative impunity!
I can't with Kstew (like most Dlisted hos) but I do feel she's being held to a different standard than any man. I don't really understand how in 2012 this is all SUCH a scandal. And by that I mean one that will seemingly have major negative repercussions for her career. So many other people (mostly men) have done far worse to their significant others in a public way but yet this has the potential to kill her career?
I get that being part of a huge "cultural phenomenon" like Twatlight makes her more visible especially to the kids who adore Bella & Edward (and their real life counterparts). I guess it'll be VERY interesting to see what effect this has on the box office of the final film?
No way am I defending her, but what about repercussions to his career?
I fail to find anything hot about this big tarty faced lump
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
The tiny baby cradled in Thor's huge arms looks adorable!
He looks like a blonde Wayne Newton in that main pic.
Ohhh dear, where is Thor's hammer? is he hiding it ? he should show us his hammer.
IG - IDK if I'm just a clumbsy fuck or what, but that baby bjorn shit was the BOMB!
*caption this*
Charlize: so which finger did he use
Kstew: *says ehhhhh with tongue behind bottom lip* eeeeeehhhh this one.
Hopefully this is the death of her career. Next time be careful what you wish for, and if you have a silver spoon up your ass think twice about shitting it out.
That is so cute, though, with Thor and the babeh!
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dilf dilf dilf dilf!!
oh sorry, yes right, this post is meant to be about kstew?
fuck that whore, she is soo bland she couldnt even get her pussy eaten right. shame WHORE SHAME
M.E., it seems to be the thing these days. *see Posh and Beyonce*
Personally, I'd rather have my hands free to sip on mah drank. :)
I kind of love KStew now. At first she drove me mad with her inability to .. well... do anything. But just look at that picture. She just can't play the game AT ALL and that's just so fun to watch.
"Snow White and The Huntsman made almost $400 million worldwide"
"To be popular, one must be a mediocrity." - Oscar Wilde
What's with guys not wearing a belt with their suits. I would freak out if I left the house in a suit without my belt on, as a matter of fact I've turned the car around and went all the way home when I realized I wasn't wearing one. I'd feel...unkempt!
Hmmm yes LOVES me some Hot DILFs (Hot Dads I'd Like To Fuck for the uninitiated)
Ok, I gotta ask. Why can't Thor and his wife use a baby Bjorn to carry that baby around in?
1. Agree that KStew's public mea culpa was jaw-droppingly stupid.
2. The torrent of KStew slut-shaming is fucking bizarre. I half expect her to be denounced in a Congressional resolution like Ingrid Bergman was.
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They should just scrap the whole idea of a sequel, anyway. The movie wasn't that good.
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The baby must feel very safe cradled in Chris's arms!
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 11:20am.
Then the real moral of the story should be, TAKE THAT SHIT WITH YOU TO THE GRAVE!! (and don't get yo box munched on in public).
Even with the pictures, it would have been better to let people speculate then openly acknowledge, IMO. Kind of like when Jlo was knocked up. There were always pictures and stories in the tabs, "Is Jlo PREGNANT???" No shit, she's pregnant, she's frigging HUGE! But she didn't want to talk about it, so she didn't acknowledge it until she popped them out. Just my take on things, I could be totally off.
LMAO @ being freaked out by blonde pubes. I'm half Greek and fit none of the Greek stereotypes at all (except the big butt and wavy hair), but a swarthy looking guy walks by and my Greek genes go wild. LOL
"It's actually not the first time reports have surfaced that the "Snow White" sequel could be based on the character of the Huntsman. Back in April, Universal chief Ron Meyer said that they could go that route if the film was successful."
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=93632
I don't think it's a "K-Stew is a slut, let's kick her out" thing. I think they were considering this from the get-go and this whole scandal just made it easier to make the decision.