Bitch Goes Down: The Little Monster Edition
While Lady Gaga strolled through the lobby of her hotel in Romania, somebody came at her ass and surprisingly it wasn't a ragey PETAhead trying to turn her into CaCa cakes by dropping Gold Medal flour on her head. It was one of her Little Monsters who probably quit his job and used the last leu (Note: Yes, that was me who just Googled "How do you say 'dollar' in Romanian talk?") in his bank account to travel to her hotel and sleep in front all night to meet her dumb ass. How does he get greeted? Bitch was forced to make out with the glass before getting body slammed to the floor. Damn, and all for CaCa's ass. Not worth it.
It's just CaCa's, it's not the damn Queen. Those bodyguard acted like CaCa was Anderson Cooper and that crazy fan was me. You know who should've been tackled to the floor and dragged back to her room? CaCa, because she needs to change that outfit. Who does she think she is? This ain't Big Business and you ain't Bette Midler, bitch.
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Ok I watched this and came away with a crazy fan rushed her, her body guards kept him away, she scooted out of the way in alarm.
I then read a bunch of posts saying what a bitch she was and how she treated the fan like shit....
So I went back and re watched it about 10 times
It's still a crazy fucker rushing up to her in a really erratic way, her body guards have like 1-2 seconds to react. Your watching a video clip and can see whats in his hands, her body guards would not have had that luxury in that 1-2 second window.
I don't think anyone could process what he had in his hands in 1 or 2 seconds.
she didn't see the fan until her body guards grabbed the guy, she jumps in alarm and scoots out of the way.
Her guards did their job, and for all SHE knew in the literally 1 second she had to regard the scene as she reacted, the guy could have had a gun or a knife.
I'd bet a lot of money that madonna, or someone else who is at that level of fame's body guards would have done the same thing. I bet this chick gets hate mail and death threats all the time.
I can't stand her or her music either but you guys are either not watching the same video as I, or just totally blinded by hate :D
Submitted by justincase on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 1:09pm.
IMHO Migraineuse should be able to have her feminist opinion just like the gheys and christians. I don't agree with her all the time but find her to be articulate and brave nonetheless.
Concur (but LOL at "just like the gheys and christians").
Post whatever you like. If you don't like what someone else has posted, either do as I like to do--ignore it--or post back. I don't get all the name-calling and incivility, though. It may feel good to post something harsh, but it's rhetorically ineffective.
Ultimately, MK's vision for his site is a place to have fun and chat (initially about the gossip at hand, now about anything).
"Do you EVER post anything worthwhile on this site? Do you EVER have a point to make?"
Ugh, give me a break. Don't get all high and mightly on me in DListed's comments section. Really? Let me scan your thousands of entries a day and see how many profound things you say.
Anyhow, my point is someone's opinion is not comparable to a tragic shooting. I thought that point was obvious.
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
It's not smart to quickly run up to someone who employs trained bodyguards.
The man dashed up to her with his arm outstretched, and her bodyguard reacted. He probably saw the guy out of the corner of his eye. He didn't know if Random Dude had a weapon, or what.
What did Random Dude think would happen? That's what these people are paid to do. The high-level, expensive guards usually have military or police training. They're employed to keep people from physically accosting someone. He'd be a pretty shitty bodyguard if he didn't back off and subdue people who come at his client in a potentially threatening manner.
Don't rush someone that has military training, it will end poorly for you.
The bodyguard was doing his job.
If her next album isn't any better than that last mess your next video will be of her slamming a random stranger down and forcing her autograph upon him.
femguide: it really was! I saw it on ET a bit ago and it was assault in my opinion.
C'mon, anyone who has done any amount of travel overseas like myself, has had a lot of bad experiences like harassment, cultural clashes, pickpocketing, food poisoning etc. etc., but it seems quite ignorant IMHO to just write a whole country and it's people off due to it.
The closest I have travelled to Romania was Bulgaria years ago. I adore the people! I also didn't have any hot water for 5 weeks but I still enjoyed my experiences and it left a lasting impression on my spirit. If you are the resort or high end hotel type of traveller, you'd be miserable.
Romania is definitely on my list!! : )
That was a bit overboard. He didn't have to hold his head down on the floor.
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Submitted by gladyslove on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 2:51am.
Submitted by Glambert on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 1:07am.
WTF is this dumb cunt wearing?
It looks like a cheap Alexis Carrington costume that cost $20 at a discount Halloween store.
I'm sure her stupid fans think she deserves to be on best dressed lists for it though.
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Although Gaga pulls some stupid stunts, she is so much more talented than the very untalented (shriveled up old snatch) Madonna!
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Look at the desperate troll derailing posts as usual with off-topic drivel.
By the way I promise Madonna's shriveled up 54 year old snatch gets more "satisfaction" than your dried up puritan Reuplicunt EVER HAD!
Submitted by justincase on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 1:09pm.
Look, it's one thing to have an opinion, it is quite another to constantly accuse the blog owner where she is posting of hating women, and her constant lectures on how awful we are for OUR OPINIONS gets old. Dlisted is a place to have fun, not to be schooled on social issues.
I am not quite sure why someone who does nothing but bitch and complain about this place posts here?
IMHO Migraineuse should be able to have her feminist opinion just like the gheys and christians. I don't agree with her all the time but find her to be articulate and brave nonetheless.
In my personal experience Romanians tend to be the most culturally depressed and deprived of Europeans. I have a difficult time with their hatred of the Roma and it is impossible to discuss, even among friends.
Loving the retro comments MK - 'Big business' - brilliant.
As for that pretentious piece of work, get over yourself love. You'd soon be 'artfully' crying in to your meat hat if you were ignored. Be grateful losers want an autograph.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 12:36pm.
Romania is beautiful. The money is plastic, it's pretty cool. The people are very friendly too. They primarily speak English there.
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I was reading Migraine's experience, which wasn't good.
Plastic money, huh? Tough to counterfeit that, although who'd want to *LOL*
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Oh, and one last thing... I actually like the outfit. *LOL*
Better than a meat dress.
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Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 12:32pm.
Romania is beautiful. The money is plastic, it's pretty cool. The people are very friendly too. They primarily speak English there.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:04am.
Romanian lei are "paper" money actually made of plastic. There's even little windows you can see through. I was there a couple months ago and still have some, which I will never use because I hated every second I was in Romania and you couldn't pay me to go back there.
Worst food in Europe, rudest people, little value for money...some of the towns are cute, but not worth it. Romanian people were so hateful and dead-eyed, even in the tourist offices. Never saw that anywhere else in Europe. Austria and Hungary also have cute little towns and the food there (Hungary especially) is great.
Moldova next door is supposed to be the unhappiest country in Europe, but even it was better than Romania. Abandon every hope of a good time if you ever go there.
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I love to travel, but never thought to go to Romania. Sounds like you would have had a better time in Syria.
Romania always struck me as a dark and sad place. I thought it was all the vampire/Dracula legends. I guess I wasn't too far off.
Go to Disney. You'll feel better. *s*
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Now, everyone knows I can't stand GaGa, but I have to give props to her bodyguards.
WTF???? I wouldn't want someone to run up on me like that either! First off, that fat fuck was ugly and rude and looked like he was have jumped her and screamed for an autograph.
Second, you got in the solar system of GaGa, you were gonna get burned up!
GaGa look genuinely startled and yes, her bodyguard is SMOKIN'. He can guard my fat ass anytime!
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
First, that bodyguard is gorgeous; the one that helps her out the door, natch.
Second, Gaga has nothing to do with this situation. Girl's just walking along and lets her harem of hunks protect her from raving grown men with muffin-top-revealing shirts and fanny packs, which presumably hide the muffin tops.
jail gaga for 3 years in a kremlin prison!!! lets exchange gaga for pussy riot.
lady gaga can say its an art form to go to jail or some shit like that.
@ Hekki
re: retard
A preferable alternative, according to Dan Savage, is "leotard". He uses it because leotards remind him of dancers and it's usually okay to laugh at them (as a former dancer I concede) and she does look like a leotarded fool.
"This ain't Big Business and you ain't Bette Midler, bitch!"
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made my day loL!
LOL at that idiot! Yea, let's RUN towards a celebrity with big ass bodyguards... how'd that work out for ya, chief? I swear, people are just fucking dumb.
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#1. that was a B-I-G ass Monster, or at least his gut was.
#2. at sec :14 i LOVED how Gaga was all "oh my" with her hands as dude's head was being slam dunked into glass.
#2. at sec :25 dude had his humiliation completed by having his head kneed on the floor. so f*cked up.
but funny tho. ;-)
Can't stand her but the guards did the right thing.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Damn right the body guard should have tased his ass. You don't go running up on anyone like that, not these days. Had he been holding a knife or gun everyone would have said "why didn't the body guard protect her?" You just never know...not with bat shit crazy being the new normal.
Saphris: youre going to compare someones opinion on what they feel is a boring tourist destination with a recent shooting in the US? what an asshole.
Do you EVER post anything worthwhile on this site? Do you EVER have a point to make? Man-hater did more than call it a "boring tourist destination" - you would have seen that if you could actually read, numbskull. Pretty sure Romania has more important things to worry about than looking "cute" for some stupid cunt.
Migraineuse: I hated every second I was in Romania and you couldn't pay me to go back there.
Bet they were glad to see you bugger off too, you miserable cunt.
I feel even less guilty for downloading a couple of her songs off of Limewire a few years ago.
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I'm so over this bitch. I loved her when she first came out but now she's all image and no substance. It's no fun when they started to buy into what they were selling. It took Madonna a few decades before turning into the joyless figure nowadays. It took Gaga all of 2 years to do so.
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Like the fatal blossom of the graceful jimsonweed, I entice with my fragrance but can provide no succor.
She's such a washed-up has-been. And to think I once found her music catchy.
Hey Mr. Fan, try finding someone worthwhile to ask for an autograph!
Call it the cynic in me, but it smacks of staged. Backfired, big time. We feel sorry for the stan, not you. Even her reaction to him seems off somehow.
I think AC would make a much better subject than this egotistical piece of trash that no one will remember in five years. She is shitting all over her fan base. Does she even still have the gays? You're not John Lennon, bitch.
I would LOVE to meet AC. I would giggle like a schoolgirl. I can remember when I met Secretary of Defense William Cohen. I was on a ship where they were making a big deal out of his visit. Only the best food and we lowly peon sailors were given shit food because they put in all their resources for his visit. After his speech, he said that he was going to eat with the crew. I thought they were going to shit their pants, and I loved it! They had lobster all set up for him and he ate hamburgers with us and was genuinely awesome. THAT is a person to admire.
Ridiculous... Her bodyguards think everywhere is like in the U.S. — We are at war!! — Be alert… enemies are surrounding us !! — Everybody carries a concealed weapon!! ….Ridiculous.
They could have blocked the autograph seeker without smashing him so violently to the floor.
Poor guy probably a little too over zealous in his approach, but still sheesh
Who does she think she is? This ain't Big Business and you ain't Bette Midler, bitch.
Ha Ha funniest shit ever!
Wow, what a great audience.
Hey 'Lady' CaCa take a lethal OD of something sometime next year, will ya? It's really arty and edgy & you'll prove you're a fer real artiste.
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 1:03am.
It's an embarrassment to human kind that this manufactured empty vessel has a fanbase. I wouldn't put past her that the whole thing was staged.
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Yup, it does look like that. Otherwise, I just cannot figure out why she would fear this dude. He looks pretty innocent from here. Her reaction seems off.
"Worst food in Europe, rudest people, little value for money...some of the towns are cute, but not worth it. Romanian people were so hateful and dead-eyed, even in the tourist offices. Never saw that anywhere else in Europe. Austria and Hungary also have cute little towns and the food there (Hungary especially) is great.
Moldova next door is supposed to be the unhappiest country in Europe, but even it was better than Romania. Abandon every hope of a good time if you ever go there."
It depends which place in Romania u went to, idiot. At least here noone shoots u on the street or in the cinema. The pot calls the kettle black....
wow, really? youre going to compare someones opinion on what they feel is a boring tourist destination with a recent shooting in the US?
what an asshole.
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
Romanian lei are "paper" money actually made of plastic. There's even little windows you can see through. I was there a couple months ago and still have some, which I will never use because I hated every second I was in Romania and you couldn't pay me to go back there.
Worst food in Europe, rudest people, little value for money...some of the towns are cute, but not worth it. Romanian people were so hateful and dead-eyed, even in the tourist offices. Never saw that anywhere else in Europe. Austria and Hungary also have cute little towns and the food there (Hungary especially) is great.
Moldova next door is supposed to be the unhappiest country in Europe, but even it was better than Romania. Abandon every hope of a good time if you ever go there.
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Submitted by Glambert on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 1:07am.
WTF is this dumb cunt wearing?
It looks like a cheap Alexis Carrington costume that cost $20 at a discount Halloween store.
I'm sure her stupid fans think she deserves to be on best dressed lists for it though.
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Although Gaga pulls some stupid stunts, she is so much more talented than the very untalented (shriveled up old snatch) Madonna!
Mickey, now I'm imagining the pillow smeared with her cake makeup and lipstick!
Mature? Uh-huh, there was a silver-haired gymnast at the olympics, Jordan Jovtchev! And they called him mature, my young and fresh Moo cow! ;)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 2:31am.
Nah, I'm into more mature men. Basically because that's the only way I can appear young and fresh these days.
OT: Whenever I see GaGa all I can think of is how she sleeps with a full make-up on. How gross is that? Furthermore, I would't want to wear a perfume that was created by someone who could spend a day under hot lights in a dress made from meat. Actions like that speak volumes about someone's personal hygiene.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Mickey... Loved the 89 things I didn't know.. Was left speechless by the Gathering 2012 juggalos ... I'm. Not a
Lette or a ninja so I don't think it would have worked out.. ;p
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((Mickey!!)) Did you have fun with the gymnasts? ololol
OnT: Is this little monster putting anything other than perfume out these days?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Ya veryoldbat, a lot of juggal(o)(o) links today. Didn't see Mickey with the gymnast yet! lol
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