Ryan Lochte Will Soon Have An Emmy To Go With Those Gold Medals
Every now and again I'll make jokes about how doing acting stuff is so easy a Hilton can do it, but I take it all back. Acting is the hardest job in the entire world and now I know that thanks to future Emmy winner Ryan Lochte.
Access Hollywood showed a clip of Ryan "acting" in an upcoming episode of 90210 and his performance is so riveting that rocks are jealous, because they wish they could be that stiff and emotionless. But the thing that really changed my mind about acting was the answer that dribbled out of Ryan's mouth when Access Hollywood's Laura Saltman (whose eyeballs keep drifting down to his nipples) asked him, "What was the hardest part for you about it?" Ryan's answer is the same answer Anthony Hopkins gave when he was asked the same question on Inside the Actors Studio:
"Memorizing lines and trying to, like, say 'em and still, like, do movement and all that. That was hard."
I didn't think it was possible to love Ryan Lochte more, but I do. I mean, Ryan said in so many words that walking and talking at the same time is hard.
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Now that the Olympics are over, I'm still seeing too much Phelps/Lochte. NBC failed on many levels with their coverage, but I hated the constant phelps/lochte crap!
Lord, can this man be any dimmer? When he talks, he takes so long to form a sentence, it's like he's trying to translate from Mandarin into English. The boy is dumb as salt water. But seriously, as long as he keeps his shirt off I will love and cherish him. He's my hero.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 9:42pm.
Y'all quit being mean to Lochte. He's my spirit animal (at least the portion representing the Id portion of my personality).
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ITA. So mean. Can't watch the vid or him talking but come on, he may be dumb but he sho' is hitting it all the time! :)
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@Migrainuse
I agree with you on this issue. Lochte has done one hell of a lot to further swimming. Both as a sport, and as something that we should ALL know how to do for the sake of safety. You don't hear of him pulling crap like many other celebs. So no hate from me. *high fives with 11 wide*
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 9:42pm.
Y'all quit being mean to Lochte. He's my spirit animal (at least the portion representing the Id portion of my personality).
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Mike, would you say the same thing if you knew that this poor animal was born tail first and choked on the umbilical cord for several minutes. It seems like they also dropped him on his head
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All while born a mile from Tschernobyl..
Submitted by mike on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 9:42pm.
Y'all quit being mean to Lochte. He's my spirit animal (at least the portion representing the Id portion of my personality).
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Mike, would you say the same thing if you knew that this poor animal was born tail first and choked on the umbilical cord for several minutes. It seems like they also dropped him on his head.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 9:42pm.
Y'all quit being mean to Lochte. He's my spirit animal (at least the portion representing the Id portion of my personality).
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The id....now, tell me, is that the part that includes the insanely ripped abs and chiseled shoulders?
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Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 2:28pm.
My nice comment of the day - sometimes the dumbest people are the happiest
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Hear hear Anno... "Ignorance is bliss" never seemed more appropriate.
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Y'all quit being mean to Lochte. He's my spirit animal (at least the portion representing the Id portion of my personality).
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 9:36pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 8:41pm.
RYAN LOCHTE HATES WOMEN!
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Ahahahahaha! I know he hates an education!
JESUS H CHRIST, every thread has to be a lecture on "I don't understand this, MK hates that, What will make you people happy, blah, blah, blah, blah! God it's annoying!
*Waves at Sal*
Hi Salaz! ;)
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Migraineuse, Lochte is rumored to have had several "one night stands"....where he just hit it and quit it! probably didn't even text the lady afterwards. Obviously, he doesn't cherish women like the precious flowers they are!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 8:41pm.
RYAN LOCHTE HATES WOMEN!
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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 7:44pm.
Next stop...gay porn.
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Oh goody, no walking and no talking!
@BaconSlut, I knew that!!
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I watched only 50 seconds before I hit the stop button. Perhaps he'd do well playing Lenny in a remake of "Of Mice and Men"?
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Those of you old enough to remember Joan Rivers in the early 80's may remember her routine about How God Divides. If he makes you beautiful, he makes you stupid (her example at the time, Bo Derek). If he makes you rich, he makes you ugly. etc.
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The fact that this dude is considered to be of normal intelligence, but people call my two autistic boys "mentally retarded" is offensive enough. He is dumber than a box of fucking rocks and should just STFU and look pretty. There , i said something men normally say about women.....
Brace yourselves, radical feminist Migraineuse is about to defend a dude.
I don't get the hate on Ryan Lochte. Seriously, what's he done to offend anybody, except win some Olympic gold?
Some people are not gifted at the art of spoken eloquence. I myself sound a lot less articulate in person than I do in writing. Maybe because I'm a person who had a speech impediment growing up and never felt confident talking out loud, but all the hate directed at Lochte seems unjust to me. It's kindergarten-level criticism. Next you'll be telling us all that he's got cooties.
Are you all Toastmasters yourselves or some shit?
Personally I don't trust people who seem too fucking glib. Lochte seems like a nice enough person. I can't find any good reason to hate.
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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.
"Memorizing lines and trying to, like, say 'em and still, like, do movement and all that. That was hard."
So to recap, you have trouble walking and talking at the same time.
Dolt.
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Great parody of Lochte...a little long, but worth it.
http://theberry.com/2012/08/09/ryan-lochte-is-terrible-at-commercials-vi...
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You know, I didn't thnk what he said was so bad, but then he mentioned Blake Lively.
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Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 2:25pm.
Imagine the type of conversations he could have with Kris Humphrey.
That makes my brain....hurt...!
"Uh....being on TV....that's hard...."
"Uh....yeah, dude........it's.....weird... you know?"
"Uh....yeah.....Wanna.....like, lift, uh weights?"
"Uh....yeah dude....cool."
I want to just FUCK some grey matter brain into him..and to think I found him Ok before.
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He's one of those people who you can actually observe attempting to think. You can almost FEEL the brain cells attempting to connect. Truly painful.
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LOL, agreed. Bless.His.Heart.
Lol I love this shit. Talking and moving at the same time is very difficult :S
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Jesus Christ, he really is incredibly stupid. What a shame.
the microphone should always be in the "off" position around this dum dum....
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O-M-G that de-li-ve-ry was hi-la-ri-ous HA! And I agree with MK, I like him MORE for it. Just hit mute but-ton so he can con-cen-trate bet-ter. Fran-ken-stein sex for Loch-te! *ne-ver act a-gain, don't talk...* OLO-LOL-OLO-LOL ☺
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Wow this bitch is really dumb
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Wow this bitch is really dumb
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Annalyne hopefully let him hit it! That's my bitch...so get urs annalynne and can u guys tape it and it somehow ends up online....thanks boo!
He should be seen ... And NEVER heard. I couldn't even hang for the entire 1:43. His voice is absolutely unbearable!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 2:43pm.
I bet she did too!
snowpiece: awww Lucy, that's how you feel about me too, I bet!!
That you look like Tom Buchanan? :O
Cuppy - I'm fucked, because I can't stop watching and I LMFAO each time.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 2:23pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 2:21pm.
CALL ME, LOCHTE!
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Please tell me you did not make the "call me" hand gesture!
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Oh, you KNOW she did!
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snowy - OMG! LMFAO! Dude is serial!
awww Lucy, that's how you feel about me too, I bet!!
thanks SF ♥
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