Would You Hit It?
No, this isn't the old man from Up after Charlie Sheen-izing himself by getting a blood transfusion from tigers. This is Corey Feldman and his color-coordinated skanks looking like Charlie Sheen on a budget at will.i.am's album release party in L.A. the other night. I like that Corey is still growing out that front rattail. If you're ever in the presence of Corey and you get the faints from being that close to his chiffon-covered nipples, you can grab that rattail so you won't fall backwards and break your head open. Corey is always thinking of you.
And no, I would not hit it today, tomorrow or today and tomorrow in my next life. How can I bump taints with a trick who wears one of Blanche Devereaux's blouses and doesn't have the style smarts to know that you should only wear it with a black lace camisole, sequined harem pants, gold gladiator sandals and a white leather clutch. And I bet his pits don't even smell like Jean Naté. If you're going to wear a horny old lady's blouse at least have the decency to wear it all the way.
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Fook me with a Chainsaw..damn. I thought that was Yoko Ono!
So pathetic. He looks like an old Navajo woman (No slight Navajo's you're really quite lovely... just not on him).
MK, I'll have you know that "skank" in the blue is one of my best friends!!! She's a doll. <3 U Sarah!. And MK loves skanks btw..
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wow nothing like aspiring to be the next Charlie Sheen. What a fucking douche
y'know, i heard a while ago someone mentioning corey feldman was morphing into a teenage mutant ninja turtle and i thought they were exaggerating, but now after seeing these pictures (esp. the main one) i can see they were not.
I recently saw some sort of "Celebrity" House Hunters show in which Corey Feldman was featured as the "celebrity." He was looking for a house in L.A. in the 2 million dollar range but it had to be very secure to protect him from "overzealous" fans. I must have missed the beginning of the show when they took a time machine back to 1986. Seriously, his delusion is terrifying.
Corey Haim died. This one here is GROSS. And no I would not.
I agree with both the Charlie Sheen and "hem your pants!" comments.
I thought that was Charlie Sheen. Same difference.
Michael, I love you. You bring so much humor to my day. And I love that you know what a camisole is. I laughed coffee out my nose at the Blanche Devereaux bit, because that shit was spot on.
The world knows you as "mouth" from goonies mothafuggah your ova!
Yikes!!! I thought I was looking at a pic of a tiny ancient Asian playboy in Vegas. He needs to hem those pants (yeah I know; the least of his worries)
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Where do you start with that chin and nose situation on the right
I thought this person already died a couple years back. I mean, he looks dead, but that's not what I mean. Who was it that died?
The other Corey. Corey Haim.
Hahahaaaa! Love it..
He's totally giving it Chinese Gangsta Realness
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When I lived in West Hollywood, I'd always see these washed ups/no-shred-of-stardom-lefts like this at the Pavilions, on their roller blades in the floral dept. Except they were usually 60s plus.
L.A. does this to everyone. Youth and beauty go fast, then you die young.
Truth.
sweet baby jesus hes fugly. i never found him to be attractive but now hes just disgusting. what kind of shirt is that for a dude to be wearing? and damn that chick on the right is hard to look at. and nice bolt ons on left chick. cheap implants yuk.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
I once told a guy he was wearing a nice blouse, he said, "jessica, blouses are women's clothes" I said "i know"... His man-blouse was also blue but not see thru, although shiny.. the late nighties... *shudder*
He looks like he's "winning!" in a Charlie Sheen-esque way.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I think even I have a chance with Corey Feldman these days. :)
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The white pants were enough; the blouse is overkill.
I wouldn't hit any of them with a Louisville Slugger.
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To wish you are Charlie Sheen is just too fucking depressing for words.
he should think twice before wearing his grandmother's peignoir out in public again - it's not working for him
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Ugh, the girl with the yellow wig's nose job. You can tell the surgeon just chiseled down a HUGE bump but he made no effort to give it any sort of character so it just looks shite.
Submitted by Coffy73 on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:40pm.
I'm actually laughing so hard at this pic cause those girls are like "yeah, we're important, we're with THE Corey Feldman!"
"At a release party for will.i.am!"
God, I am old. Other than recognizing the name, I have no fucking idea who this guy is. He must be from the l985-1990 era when I was really busy.
He really does look like Yoko Ono though. and that shirt! OMG
What kind of tittie bondage dress is that blue dress.. Was it an adamandeve.com type of purchase
I'm actually laughing so hard at this pic cause those girls are like "yeah, we're important, we're with THE Corey Feldman!"
This really needs a what kinda GD outfit is that tag.
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This photo just screams low budget!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
He does look like that little man from Up! Looks like he's back to chasing the dragon.
Why are vegans so thin? I tried it and gained 10 lbs. He has the grey pasty vegan look like jessica simpson's hubby though.
LOSING! He must pay people to take his picture at this point. So pathetic.
His pants, everyone's shoes, that grotty, fag end-littered carpet...God, how depressing. How do people end up like this? He looks like the love child of Ferdinand Marcos and Roy Orbison.
What happened to his face ? It looks like he has been shooting up formaldehyde !
Ugh. Get off the meth and dump those stank hos.
SOMEONE please snip that lock of hair off! Dork, even Michael Jackson stopped doing his hair like that!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
OMG, he DOES look like a tiny, much less rich and slightly less dessicated Charlie Sheen! Good call, Mikey. I remember when he was a somewhat obnoxious, somewhat cute kid. But he's been a douche since his fake MJ days. Bleah.
Tee Hee!!! I see I wasn't the only bitch who thought this was yoko!!! Hahaha!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
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Isn't he dead yet?????????????????
On my iPhone, Corey looks like yoko Ono...that's not a positive thing...
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I HATE thin lips...
Yes I would hit it with a brick
And all this time I thought Corey Haim was the fucked up one. Apparently not.
What a freaking jackass.
i dunno if i would hit it, but its like a puzzle piece, how can you fit a square head into a round hole???
It's such a shame...did he not used to be married? I thought he also had a son? What kind of example is he presenting here?
I think he needs to accept the fact that his career may need to change course. He could always work more seriously behind the camera. I just do not think the public is interested in anymore. It happens - nothing to be ashamed of!
Lol GG great minds think alike.