Cue Up The Laugh Track: Vanessa Bryant Is Not A Gold Digger
I see you cursing the wind for disappointing you by not pushing Vanessa Bryant into that pool. The wind obviously loves gold diggers. Too bad for you!
Vanessa Laine Bryant was put in the shade the other day when she told New York Magazine that she wouldn't be married to a dude who doesn't win championships and if her man slut husband Kobe Bryant is going to be away from his family all the time, she expects him to bring home a championship every single year. But now Vanessa has jumped on her gold-plated Rolls Royce edition Big Wheel and is backpedaling away from that statement. Vanessa tells TMZ that everyone is twisting her words the same way a plastic surgeon twisted her original nose. If Kobe only brought home a sad face from losing all the time, she'd still stay married to him.
"I'm sad to hear that comments in my New York Magazine interview are being misconstrued and taken out of context. I have and will continue to support my husband’s dreams. I have been with Kobe for 13 years. I accepted his marriage proposal PRIOR to him winning any of his 5 championships with his teammates. For anyone to think otherwise is wrong. It is not about being married to a ‘winner’ it is about our sacrifice as a family. “
I really do love Vanessa Bryant more than Vanessa Bryant loves money. There she is, pretty much saying that she got with Kobe when he was nothing when everyone knew at the time that he was on his way to becoming a millionaire champion. Eventually (when he stops bringing home bonus checks), Vanessa will divorce Kobe's cheating skank ass and when she does, she deserves every penny and more for playing the game flawlessly. Never give up the secrets to your success and never tell anyone that the sparkle from a championship ring temporarily masks the scent of side piece pussy wafting off of your husband's crotch.
Kobe should be the one bragging about being married to a champion. A champion gold digger that is!
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Who the hell cares about this trick? She and her hub both grate.
This is anonymous right? Latina? Check. Was my motto "six figures!" in college? Check. Have I told my husband "if you are going to leave your COO job, you better make at least 75% of what you're earning now or THIS IS OVER?" Check. Do I have a Vannessa Bryant shrine along with catholic saints and an "amarre," at my crib? CHECK CHECK baby!!! Tip to Vanessa: if you wanna stop the cheating get yourself to the brujeria mercado (I know Cali has these) and ask for an amarre.
sigh, at least i got 0% of the cheating/0.01% of the money with 150% of vanessas body weight right?
If she doesn't want to be mistaken for a gold-digger she should stop trying to look like Kim Kuntrashian
Don't judge me
If she had never married Kobe, I bet she'd be making a decent living in Vegas or perhaps as one of Dennis Hof's pricier whores at the Bunny Ranch.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
I think I preferred Vanessa when she was married to Kobe and we never ever saw her! Now she's just another KK wannabe! *yes, I know she preceded KK, but KK is the BIGGER HBIC of gold diggers, right now* ahha
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Whatever belief it take to get her through the night. I'm sure like J-Lo, her love don't cost a thing (sarcasm).
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Shiitake happens...
First thought: push her and those hideous hoof boots into the pool, jump in after her, hold her down until no more bubbles..
Second..what is up with that sad-ass looking garden next to the pool? All that money can't buy a landscaper? Then it occurred to me: Vanessa is a flower wilter! She wilts and kills anything pretty and alive wherever she trots!
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Who gives a fuck if she is though? She's a cold hearted, gold digging bitch and that's admirable to some people. No one complains about dirty old men fucking little young ass girls and only wanting them for their bodies. I say get your money bitch. Kobe's dirty dick keeps her living beyond comfortably and most of these sluts out here would trade places with her in a heartbeat. And I say all this as a fan of Kobe.
By the time Kobe Bryant was a senior in high school he was being heavily recruited for pro by major basketball teams. His father is a former pro baller. Vanessa knew Kobe was being touted as the next Michael Jordan before he set foot in L.A. He took Brandy to his senior prom for fucks sake; the guy was established. She is a gold digger trying to revise history.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:12pm.
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Submitted by ethang on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:00pm.
this appears to be the equilibrium of our world at this point. Chicks like dudes with tons of money and dudes like hot young chicks. I personally think it's a bit short-sighted but it sure seems like that's how the universe works anymore.
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Two different things as one a gold digging Ho the other is...not sure what the name is for dudes wanting hot young chicks...common sense perhaps Bawahaaa.
*dives into his Dlist foxhole, peeps out to see if coast is clear*
You're right though and that is an interesting balance out point you make. One will clean out your bank account the other cleans out your heart:)
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by ethang on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:00pm.
Just playing devil's advocate here, but for all you ladies (and some gents), calling her a gold digger, what do you call rich men like Hugh Hefner, Jack Nicholson and George Clooney who only court young, beautiful women?
Do they get equal venom?
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Perhaps someone should make some sort of Assholio Chart on the level of that one show that rated murderers/serial killers (I forget what it was called). For instance, Lochte is a Douche with low level of intelligence so he rates a 3 on the Assholio Chart, while Vanessas Bryant is a Cunt with a high level of prtension and famewhore aspirations therefore she rates a 7.5. Caca on the other hand is a 9.
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But I fear that Shia LaDouche cannot be measured by such a scale!
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
I'd love to see her try to swim in those hooker boots.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 4:23pm.
"Dad, what's vin-yul?? Father: "Uh, I dunno."
Jesus wept.
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As did Mary and Joseph!
That's sad, I mean it says we ARE gettting old even if we don't believe we are....and in means the Father's an asshole for letting us know we're getting older! :)
She's a miserable cunt, though, isn't she? You can bet she has no friends, finds relief in buying expensive shit, and she pretty much knows she can't trust her husband.
But like the money driven bitch she is she stays, for pride and money. Like the old, if I can't have him noone can.
She's dug her money pit. I'm sure she'll drown in it eventually.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:55pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 2:58pm.
You ladies need a pair of these bitches!
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*throws crocs at Whamo*
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Ducks, throws these at GG...knocks her out
http://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/6875157/il_fullxfull.342968589.jpg
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 4:18pm.
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So true. I once ran a few music stores and imported in all this really good vinyl. A kid came up to the counter and asked his father, "Dad, what's vin-yul?? Father: "Uh, I dunno."
Jesus wept.
Ha! Ho, if you really supported your husband's dreams, you be in that pool... face down.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:44pm.
lmao @ Whamo's platforms. I want some of the clear ones with the fish in the bottom...PIMP.
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THIS IS YOU back in the day you sexy piece of ass!
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Quit lying lady. She accepted his proposal knowing he was the next huge NBA star in the making. Rumor was that some of his family members hated her because she was pushing to get engaged so she could get all the money for herself.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:42pm.
I have all of that stuff, Whams--- complete with turntable. Only I can't use it here as the voltage is different, but I'll never get rid of it. I am definitely old school!
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Right on IG!! Kids have the ability to get music at their fingertips but they miss little things like buying a whole album and not just a song, buying that whole album and end up digging the whole 2nd side after a month or two and really digging that no name 5th song on the second side type thing.
fuck double post.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 2:44pm.
Nanners: I love your hooves, Vanessa. It must be soooo easy to push over a ho wearing those stupid shoes.
Oh God, I seriously HATE those hoof-looking shoes. One of the absolute worst shoe trends, and it shows no sign of stopping. One of the reasons why I haven't bought shoes at all this year, is because they all have that idiotic concealed platform at the front. NObody's legs looks good in those shoes. What is this shit?
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I have a pair of heels with a small platform sole ... was out and about wearing them and I ran into a guy friend, who promptly asked me "how the FUCK do you walk around in them?" "Very carefully," I told him.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Wasn't it her and Kobe that a recent blind was about? The NBA or team or main sponsor (I forget which) wouldn't allow them to divorce for image reasons? Popular guesses where them and Nike I think.
She's been there for over 10 years, so she's getting a hefty paycheck no matter what.
I know I couldn't stay with a man that cheated constantly; she is definitely a breed apart.
ElB, I thought it was Kiera Knightly!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
pffft WTF? YR! AYS? GR!
Trash
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Submitted by ethang on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:00pm.
Just playing devil's advocate here, but for all you ladies (and some gents), calling her a gold digger, what do you call rich men like Hugh Hefner, Jack Nicholson and George Clooney who only court young, beautiful women?
Do they get equal venom?
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Perhaps someone should make some sort of Assholio Chart on the level of that one show that rated murderers/serial killers (I forget what it was called). For instance, Lochte is a Douche with low level of intelligence so he rates a 3 on the Assholio Chart, while Vanessas Bryant is a Cunt with a high level of prtension and famewhore aspirations therefore she rates a 7.5. Caca on the other hand is a 9.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
backpedal a little faster, bitch. you're almost out of the hole you dug.
I wouldn't mind living in a place where I could look at San Clemente or Catalina from the pool.
However, these two lovebirds deserve each other and the private gilded hell they've built.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 2:58pm.
You ladies need a pair of these bitches!
http://www.whats-wrong-with-the-zoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/elton...
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*throws crocs at Whamo*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
No wonder Kobe cheats. Who can put up with that all the time?
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Like the fatal blossom of the graceful jimsonweed, I entice with my fragrance but can provide no succor.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 2:41pm.
Hahaha and EW, I remember those Power Puff villain looking things!! Ridiculous.
lmao @ Whamo's platforms. I want some of the clear ones with the fish in the bottom...PIMP.
Enough with this nouveau riche piece of trash...aways with you! Go sit next tacky bitches like yourself (Paris Hilton).
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:35pm.
I still have all my Bowie vinyl as well.
My buddy moved out west and left me his old, system, you know the full floor speakers, big gial round dialed receiver, monster JVC pre-amp, the only thing I don't have is a turntable. I'm going to track down a old 70's top of the line turntable and set the whole system up right.
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I have all of that stuff, Whams--- complete with turntable. Only I can't use it here as the voltage is different, but I'll never get rid of it. I am definitely old school!
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:30pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:24pm.
Prolly not wise to debate this too much though - I don't want anyone to be accused of being misogynistic or at all against any feminism ideals.
*waits to be punched by U-KNOW-WHO*
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Yes and you're right on everything!! LOL
*donkey punches chewy*
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:20pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:16pm.
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Still one of my all-time favourite albums. I have it on vinyl! *feels old*
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Indeed it right up there for me as well!!
I still have all my Bowie vinyl as well.
My buddy moved out west and left me his old, system, you know the full floor speakers, big gial round dialed receiver, monster JVC pre-amp, the only thing I don't have is a turntable. I'm going to track down a old 70's top of the line turntable and set the whole system up right.
I miss those old setups. Remember at night, seeing the full receiver light up with the little extra lights on all the other dials and individual equalizer bars. Trying to be sure when your drunk as a skunk to dropping the needle three songs in and getting it bang on! lol!
The other thing I miss and what added to classic albums is the ablum art. Captain Fantastic was a great example of that.
I think the comparison was meant to be drawn between gold digging hos and dudes who only and exclusively choose trophy girlfriends/wives and if equal amounts of shade should be given to both scenarios.
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That's exactly what I meant as both sexes tend to pursue a partner strictly for shallow reasons.
btw no one male or female likes this cunt, except for her mamma who is along for the free ride...so she really is stuck with Kobe's cheating ass. Vanessa is universally hated not as much as the Whoretrashian's but close.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by ethang on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:00pm.
this appears to be the equilibrium of our world at this point. Chicks like dudes with tons of money and dudes like hot young chicks. I personally think it's a bit short-sighted but it sure seems like that's how the universe works anymore.
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Two different things as one a gold digging Ho the other is...not sure what the name is for dudes wanting hot young chicks...common sense perhaps Bawahaaa.
*dives into his Dlist foxhole, peeps out to see if coast is clear*
You're right though and that is an interesting balance out point you make. One will clean out your bank account the other cleans out your heart:)
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Common sense, eh? LMAO! Good one! :D
Based on that logic, a gold digging ho could just as easily be called a fair lassie who desparately wants someone to take care of her and any impending offspring, which almost ALWAYS follows.
Prolly not wise to debate this too much though - I don't want anyone to be accused of being misogynistic or at all against any feminism ideals.
*waits to be punched by U-KNOW-WHO*
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
bitch please, if Pedro the local construction worker from the hood asked you to marry him and then Kobe came a calling, even if you loved Pedro there is no FUCKING way you would turn down Kobe...cheater or not and btw it was not coincidental that you decided to try to divorce him at the ten year "I got half of yours now bitch" time line. You are only fooling yourself heffa!! She still reeks of ghetto cuntiness...I wish a hurricane would have blown her skank ass in that pool..what a fucking fraud...she needs to STFU for real!! btw, the winners are in Miami now ho!!
ahahhhahahaa yeah ok whatever you say Vanessa. which kakashian is this? the pregnant one? they all look alike.
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:23pm.
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You nearly had me roped and tied. :)
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by ethang on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:00pm.
this appears to be the equilibrium of our world at this point. Chicks like dudes with tons of money and dudes like hot young chicks. I personally think it's a bit short-sighted but it sure seems like that's how the universe works anymore.
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Two different things as one a gold digging Ho the other is...not sure what the name is for dudes wanting hot young chicks...common sense perhaps Bawahaaa.
*dives into his Dlist foxhole, peeps out to see if coast is clear*
You're right though and that is an interesting balance out point you make. One will clean out your bank account the other cleans out your heart:)
@Datura. Lisa Kelly of Ice Road Truckers! I love her and she loves me......in my mind. :)
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:20pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:16pm.
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Still one of my all-time favourite albums. I have it on vinyl! *feels old*
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Submitted by ethang on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:00pm.
Just playing devil's advocate here, but for all you ladies (and some gents), calling her a gold digger, what do you call rich men like Hugh Hefner, Jack Nicholson and George Clooney who only court young, beautiful women?
Do they get equal venom?
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They get different venom from me for different reasons.
If certain women make a life of only dating celebs and high profile people, they are in fact gold diggers and star fuckers.
If wealthy men date only pretty, young girls looking for money, they are whore mongers, IMO.
As for Vanessa Bryant, I actually do not see her as the traditional gold digger, as she has pretty much been with Kobe since he started in the NBA. She has no way of initially knowing he had talent and could make a lucrative career in the NBA, nor would she know if he would avoid career ending injuries. She is a woman, IMO, who was lucky enough to hook up with a money maker, and she stayed to bleed him dry after all the cheating and rape scandals because she was not letting him out without punishment. I can't hate on her game, but I can hate on her for being tacky, conceited and fat!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:16pm.
We commenters of Dlisted are equal opportunity shade-throwers. We do not discriminate on basis of race, gender, age, financial status, or anything else.
I do! You old, poor, honky woman!
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I've been curious. Who is the cutie in your avatar?
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:20pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:16pm.
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Still one of my all-time favourite albums. I have it on vinyl! *feels old*
Submitted by ethang on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 3:00pm.
Just playing devil's advocate here, but for all you ladies (and some gents), calling her a gold digger, what do you call rich men like Hugh Hefner, Jack Nicholson and George Clooney who only court young, beautiful women?
Do they get equal venom?
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On this site, yes they do get equal venom. Maybe not the same as Bryant, but I don't think that's down to gender. I think that any differences could be explained by the personalities of the people you mention. I don't really know much about Vanessa Bryant but, from what I'm reading here, she's both singularly unpleasant and she actively pushes herself into the spotlight with no talent to back it up. That's what brings the venom, more than any golddigging.