Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 18, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Mattel’s first ever (and sort of unofficial) Drag Queen Barbie!

Yes, I’d rather have Drag Queen Ken complete with pink tuck panties, a silicone titty plate, duct tape, a plastic armoire full of wigs and contour face paint, but we’ll have to take what we can get. Mattel hasn’t officially called this Barbie “Drag Queen Barbie,” because I’m guessing they don’t want those crazy bitches at One Million Moms to stage a Barbie burning protest on the front lawn of their headquarters for fabulous-ing up the innocent children of America with this kind of glamour. But collectors and the media are saying that this Barbie, designed by The Blonds, is the first unofficial Drag Queen Barbie. Bitch is keeping it kind of demure and plain for a drag queen, so I’m guessing this is her “day look.”

But at least this means that we’re one step closer to my dream Mattel doll: Peaches ‘N Cream Drag Queen Ken. That would put a thick layer of peach meringue right on top of my soul.

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