But Where Oh Where Are The Pictures Of Prince Hot Ginge's Nipples? (UPDATE: Picture Proof That PHG Was There!)
Here's JLo giving Casper Smart the silent treatment just minutes after he got kicked out of the pool for making a poopy in the shallow end. How was Casper supposed to know that sometimes a fart brings a friend? They didn't teach him that in potty training class! JLo so should've left Casper in her hotel suite with her other kids, but she didn't want him crawling away to the nearest gay glory hole.
Never mind that JLo is at a pool party at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas and is wearing the most clothes I've ever seen her wear, the real story here is that apparently Prince Hot Ginge was at this party and I couldn't find one picture of his Red Hot nipples melting under the sun.
E! News says that the Bellagio fountain squirted higher than usual yesterday, because royal panty cream-inducer Prince Hot Ginge was in Las Vegas and partied at that pool party JLo hosted. Some source who was there had this to say:
"It was his first Vegas pool party. He was with a group of around six to seven friends and just wanted to have fun with the boys. He was in town to take a break and have fun. He was letting loose, and swimming and dancing to the music. It was great to see him acting like any normal guy. Harry and his friends even had a blow up whale in their area, they were just fooling around and joking and having some drinks and just enjoying themselves."
Okay, whores will whip out their phones to take multiple pictures of their stupid food and they'll post that shit to Twitter like people care, and yet I can't find one picture of PHG making the pool water boil by sticking his toes in there? What is wrong with people?! If a topless PHG is in front of you and you do not have a recording device to capture that important moment in history, you grab a napkin, prick your finger and draw that image in BLOOD! Or maybe PHG isn't in Las Vegas. Maybe it was really Carrot Top with his hair pulled back into a bun, because I confuse the two all the time.
The only way we'll know if PHG is really in Las Vegas is if all the lights dim tonight to honor the ultimate dome of luminous light on his head.
UPDATE: YAAAAASSSS! Thanks to KHx for dropping the tingles on me by sending in a picture of PHG partying in Vegas on Saturday. No, my eyes aren't burning from getting poked by his nipples, but he is showing his royal pits and doing the douche pose, so I'll take what I can get.
You know, I CAN'T with PHG's friend. If PHG is sitting on your shoulders, you pray to be possessed by a demon so that your head can do the Exorcist head twist right into his crotch. Or you pray to the gods above to give you a mouth on the back of your neck.
UPDATE #2: If you need me, I'll be sitting at The Sun all day, because they have PHG nipple pictures complete with his five-lane happy trail. Today is also the day that I'm actually jealous of a giant beach ball, a giant beach ball that is probably knocked up with little ginger ball babies now.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 12:20pm.
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I'm sorry sweets... I didn't like the prospect of losing you to the Royal dark side. That's all. Scratch that... You need to climb lots of nekkid Brazilboy ass. Is that better? ;P
OnT: This party looks about as fun as a waxing appointment! lololol
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If you have a large ass and cellulite, why draw attention to that by wearing white lace shorty-shorts and high heels? JHO still sees herself as a teen even though she's in her mid-40's. If that wasn't bad enough, her son needs to put a shirt on to cover up his pudgy stomach!
Casper looks more like an accessory than her boyfriend. He looks totally bored.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 10:00am.
that doesnt sound that appealing .....
Meanwhile J Lo's boytoy is not fug but also talentless. I saw her in concert last month (free tickets so don't hate) and she slogged around on stage like drunk Britney Spears at the VMAs a few years ago. The choreography was pathetic. she should ditch him for s real choreographer.
lol crochet shorts and a fat ass are nagl
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Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 9:29am.
Aside from the douchey looking kid next to her, J Lo looks really good. I see so many women at the gym her age looking scrawny and thinking they are the shit. The older you get the more you need an extra 2-5lbs on your frame to look youthful--totally contrary to what so many women are doing these days. So many skelators in the locker room, it doesn't look good, esp. when you're not in your teens and 20s!!
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You speak the truth! I was at a gathering last night with all these skeleton fifty somethings who thought they were the bomb.
I'm so happy for the update, I kinda needed a PHG fix too.
Gingham shorts? What a tool!
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 6:55am.
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I have an answer to you vagina problem Loopy. You must crawl into Princess Beatrice's cooch-dragon for a week, hold you breath and the crawl into Eugenie's vage-cave for 5 more days and do push ups. If they are not of age, you get Princess Anne and her Puss-mobile for 2 weeks. if you survive your mission to middle-vadge, and live, you can visit the girl's father, Princess Andrew for your rehabilitation! lolol Then and only then, will you get to bang horse-faced models like a proper royal. ;)
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what's disturbing is that 52 year old actor marrying the 16 year (if she really is 16) Stodden. And of course, he MUST be gay too, every other guy is, right? Who knows or cares about that, but that arrangement or whatever it is, is straight out disturbed. Just look at them behave - 5150.
as long as they're not hurting anyone, and are of adult age, it's fair game. Pathetic? To some, maybe. They must both get something out of it, although I do admit he gives out gay vibes. To each his or her own.
The PHG pics are the hotness.
Aside from the douchey looking kid next to her, J Lo looks really good. I see so many women at the gym her age looking scrawny and thinking they are the shit. The older you get the more you need an extra 2-5lbs on your frame to look youthful--totally contrary to what so many women are doing these days. So many skelators in the locker room, it doesn't look good, esp. when you're not in your teens and 20s!!
Submitted by CodeRed on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 8:15am.
... it's a change from very old rich men dating young hot bimbos who could be their grand daughter, which happens in every day ordinary life as well.
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Enlighten me how that makes it any less pathetic if for a change a woman of advanced age gets herself a teenage fucktoy.
Because i'm all onboard with age differences in relationships but when it reaches a point where a middle age and beyond man/woman has a uhm "economical based" fuck relationship with what could easily be his/her barely legal daughter/son it's outright disturbing - no matter the gender.
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Submitted by CodeRed on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 8:15am.
If they're just in it for teh sexsee fun, why do they keep hooking up with gay guys?
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JLo really??? with that?!?!?!?
Ugh JLo ditcy that sad looking mother fucker. :(
let her have her fun. She divorced Skeletor, can you imagine what beng married to him must have been like? Ugh. That said, I don't think it's love, but it's a change from very old rich men dating young hot bimbos who could be their grand daughter, which happens in every day ordinary life as well. And it's not like they're engaged, in fact, I don't ever recall her (or Madonna for that matter) stating that they were in love with their respective boy toys. Live and let live, and have fun along the way.
I don't understand why some people seem to get famous just so that they can sit alone in their own personal corner at parties and public events and refuse to acknowledge other human beings or talk to anyone. When I was in high school I sat in my room alone constantly, refusing to speak to my family, and they wanted to commit me to a psych ward. But because it's J Lo, she gets away with this anti-social behavior. It is an enigma.
shouldn't ducklips be wearing a onesey or bib and some floaties before he gets anywhere near a pool?
jlo must like the taste of other dudes ball and butt juices on casper's lips because it's obvious they're still in love...
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i lived in phoenix for over 14 years and never once did i have the desire to go to vegas...
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I see this photos and i think to myself: apparently in america when you're old and rich it's not statutory rape if you buy the toddler first before you fuck him.
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Let's see... regarding Jho's boytoy Casper...
Douchey haircut & sunglasses - Check!
Douchey ear-rings in both ears - Check!
Douchey trendy tattoos - Check!
Douchey stupid gold-digging expression - Check!
Yup; he's a douche alright...
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"He was in town to take a break and have fun."
WOW REALLY?!!
Poor Prince (I'm not Charles' son because my Mother banged the other guy but the royal family doesn't want a scandal so we pretend I'm Charles' biological son) Harry is clearly working soooo hard he needed a break, a break from partying till the day break, banging ugly ass horse face models, going to the olympic games everyday, going to the closing ceremony, where do i fucking sign up and whose royal vagina do i have to crawl into and come out????
casper get to the fucking gym, clearly you have been in a good paddock because you are losing your tone.
flabby ass straight for pay gay! you are getting too fatty for the gays at the gloryhole, get to the gym STAT!
She is bisexual! Jeezus ppl every man she has been with is not that masculine..p diddy is gaaaay! Everyone in the industry who is a list is so full of crap! All liars man. And we buy into all of it dude. Angie is a heroine addict. Brad pitt is a star fucker always will be...and everyone is gay on the dl...i mean fuck off hollywood. Hope marilyn monroes ghost follows all you bitches around. She will always be a star...not jlo?? Marilyn monroe was a real star gave her life for it. Why do you think the bosses respect her image??Cause she cursed them all!...she had no family. Who makes all the money off her memorabilia?? Its everywhere! She was a mind controlled monarch slave who they almost lost. The best success story in mind control history for entertainers. Wake up!
She is bisexual! Jeezus ppl every man she has been with is not that masculine..p diddy is gaaaay! Everyone in the industry who is a list is so full of crap! All liars man. And we buy into all of it dude. Angie is a heroine addict. Brad pitt is a star fucker always will be...and everyone is gay on the dl...i mean fuck off hollywood. Hope marilyn monroes ghost follows all you bitches around. She will always be a star...not jlo?? Marilyn monroe was a real star gave her life for it. Why do you think the bosses respect her image??Cause she cursed them all!...she had no family. Who makes all the money off her memorabilia?? Its everywhere! She was a mind controlled monarch slave who they almost lost. The best success story in mind control history for entertainers. Wake up!
I can't believe she brings this douche out in public. That's a child's body. That is baby fat on that boy. Those legs are just hilarious.
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that casper douchebag is just gross. she could do so much better - she must love being a mommy to him.
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Submitted by salacious on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 12:19am.
Every time I read a JLo post, I remember what Shirley Manson said about this self-absorbed cunt.
Yes SAL! And Shirley Manson has a nicer butt!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA8rnBAKepU
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Submitted by salacious on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 12:19am.
Well Shirley did the weasel dance a few years later and apologized and went on to say how cool Lopez was, so her words were meaningless in the end.
Edited to add- Wow, Director Tony Scott committed suicide! He directed one of my favorite movies, Domino.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 12:36am.
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Oh, I totally get where you're coming from. He is sleazy as hell, that's why I get a laugh off of aLl the comments about *him*. Some posts the comments may equal 70% dissin' him (or higher, lol)
I just thought that post was funny. Honey Boo Boo Lardass Mama jailed for theft and contempt of court. XD
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Submitted by salacious on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 12:19am.
Every time I read a JLo post, I remember what Shirley Manson said about this self-absorbed cunt.
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That was beautiful, Sal. For that, she should be first in line for the punch. The rest of us may have to wait a while.
that guy is such a total paid piece that it makes me want to barf - but it does look like he might be "packing in the front porch" if you get my drift, so hey, if she's looking at it as just gettin' some from a hunky beard, then more power to her.
Crazyass, sorry but I can't stand Parriah H! His site is all promos or about himself so I'm laughing hearing he gets bad comments there. MK has mentioned him from the early days, and rightly so, but now, it seems to be pure ads imo. Hey, he makes money, but I never hear people talking about him as if they like him.
OnT: It's telling to see people at their own party look so unamused. lol *shrugs*
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And I know she is supposed to be a bitch and all, but she is straight up gorgeous. It's true that silly twats like Lohan could take a lesson from her about keeping yourself in shape and not looking like a joke.
When is she going to kick that dopey guy to the curb? I thought she had after the dicey massage deal. Poor JLo. Very, very bad taste in men.
Every time I read a JLo post, I remember what Shirley Manson said about this self-absorbed cunt.
"I was at the Grammys a couple of weeks ago, presenting an award with Moby, and we were backstage and everything was cool and normal and down to earth and then suddenly that ludicrous Jennifer Lopez comes swanning around like she's the Queen of Sheba. Well, I'm sorry Jennifer, but Moby has sold as many records as you have. Get off your fucking high horse and eat shit with the rest of us. A beautiful face, but I want to punch it nevertheless."
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Speaking of nipples, it appears that Casper has a 3rd one.
And who has the audacity to fold their hands across a beach ball and get into JLo's personal space?
That pic looks nothing like PHG. Saying that-he is fucking entitled douche bag that needs to get a life and a purpose.
That's weird that he's back there- a few months ago I know someone who was in Vegas and was at a high-class, super expensive nightclub when PHG walked in. When he wanted to dance, his people cleared the dance floor so that no one would get too close to him. My friend was wondering the whole time why he would want to get out onto the dance floor when he had to dance all by himself. I was wondering what kind of a loser needs attention so badly that he'd allow the entire dance floor to be cleared so that everyone would watch him.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 10:42pm.
No worries, maybe a place called Aura would have less douches!
If you are into the rat-packing, maybe you can head on over to Caesar's to Matt Goss' show. He is so hot and rat pack type. I happen to like his music and normally the guys there are pretty cool and laid back and it is not so douche like.
Google him and you will see what I mean!
Also, Caesar's just got a pretty nice cigar bar that I see attracts some older salt and pepper strange, so I totally get it. I dig a little older ring a ding ding in my men as well.
Aria is within walking distance of that, at least!
Just make sure as you are walking past the trashole night club that is Pure in Caesar's, you don't get any lycra spandex or body glitter on you!
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Whamo-doesn't seem to be anywhere near the amt of people as before. A lot of people say when he "stopped" the bullying (still does it, just does it in a more passive-aggressive form instead of straight up talking shit, lol).
I go when I'm really, really bored and it's mainly just to read the comments. Most of them are PH put downs, but some legit ones. Depends on the topic.
I think he ran off a lot of people with the 20 posts a day about that freak GagMe. Now that it appears he is no longer "friends" ;) with her you don't see very many about her. He's on the Lardassian payroll now! XD
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@ Crazy.....does anyone even go to Perez's anymore? It seems the whole site is a ghost town now. I've seen multiple posts where there are absolutely no comments at all or 5- 10 at best.
@Twat Muffin re: some hot, older, Rat Pack-type guys;
My mister plays poker. I saw some hotties at the Caesars Palace tournaments.
I was *really* bored last night, sOoo I went over to Marios site. And lookey what I found! MK, ya' lookin'?
http://perezitos.com/2012-08-18-honey-boo-boo-mom-june-shannon-mug-shot/...
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luvmehateme -- it is Aria, hon, not Aura -- what the hell was I thinking? Well, it's nice to hear that it's a good-looking place; thanks for you info. Las Vegas has become douche central, I guess you can't avoid them. Like I said, the room is comped, so I can't complain about a free room. I'd like to find a place to hang out at where I can find some hot, older, Rat Pack-type guys; I want to replace the bf and that's my type of dude.
Within -- yeah, I've been to Vegas and I love it. I love being in the pool, too. And like I told luvmehateme, I love the Rat Pack-type stuff.
Whamo, Peeing outside the pool, like a cherub? lmao, ya right, a-huh! Tell me another one. You were in it... in the shallow part!
Free Whamo Riot!
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Louise, lol I don't know if everyone thinks to mention it though but good thing you did! Ya, there is no special dress code to get married in Vegas. HA I have been there when a bride and groom walk by and it has always resulted in a nice reaction from everyone. hahaha
Groceries, that's funny. Hey, at least you got some supplies! *no lube jokes inserted* lmao
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