Wednesday, August 22nd 2012

Presenting NaNa NeNe

The Real Housewives of Atlanta's NeNe Leakes was just strolling along through the life one day when she ran into her son Bryson's girlfriend, Ashley Hill, who looked like she either had a case of the BABIES!!! or a case of the fats. The two shared a touching moment together and NeNe then heard the words that every mother longs to hear from someone other than their own kid: "You're going to be a grandma, bitch."

When 44-year-old NeNe told Ashley that it looked someone was living up in there, Ashley admitted to being over 6 months knocked up and asked her if Bryson told her. NeNe was farting up shit bombs of anger at first, because she didn't think her practically unemployed 22-year-old son was ready to be a father. But she changed her mind as soon as she realized all the extra money she came make from whoring out her granddaughter in tabloids  her granddaughter Bri'asia (no comment on that name) was born. NeNe said this to InTouch:

“I always wanted to have a girl and now I have one! She’s just adorable.

I paid for everything in the nursery: the clothing, the diapers. I don’t want her to feel strapped. [I've gone] crazy buying gifts for the baby, including little dresses, sparkly headbands, and Gucci shoes … We just love her,”

We get it, NaNa Nene, you have that TRUMP check, you're rich, bitch, etc... I guess NeNe really is proud of throwing all that money at her granddaughter, because she's holding Bri'asia like that baby is a trophy, a bag of money or a limited-edition Marie Osmond doll. That is the "Behold, My Adorable Little ATM Machine" pose from the Kardashian pose book.

And here's some pictures of Elisabeth Moss at the NYC premiere of "For A Good Time, Call..." last night. I know Elisabeth Moss has nothing to do with this story, but she and NeNe both have Draco Malfoy hair, so I thought it was fitting.

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Oh yes, Jermasty is the best name ever. And who can forget pilot inspektor, apple and some of the other ridiculous names people have saddled their kids with in the name of uniqueness. In all fairness to beyonce - her name is apparently a surname on her mothers side ( there were no boys to carry it on). That still doesn't excuse the dumbass tricks naming their daughters beyonce. I ran into two taking my kids to do community service last year. Who knew poor black people and rich white people had so much in common?

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 3:38pm.

Bri'asia. SMH. do the parents even know the purpose of an apostrophe?

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Now who didn't see this coming? That big, dumb asshole of a son of hers is just another baby-daddy, too stupid to use a condom.

I guess she is going to continue to spoil his lazy ass and support all three of them. At least with her money they won't end up on welfare.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 9:24pm.
I actually like Elizabeth Moss's blonde 'do.
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The 'do itself I think looks really, really good on her, but as I mentioned earlier, I just think her colour needs toning and some cooler pieces throughout..I dunno.

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I can't stand NeNe.

Baby is ADORABLE, but the way Leaky is holding her is just wrong.

Her name is ri'diculous.

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I actually like Elizabeth Moss's blonde 'do.

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Athina's picture

Gucci shoes, check! Sparkly headbands, check! Thousands of dollars of clothing, check! College savings account...errrrr nope.

lol @ Sans Fards , el bastardo and diamonddogs.

these are some of the made-up names my daughter gives her dolls:
Jestidy
Tylee

and neither one is as bad as abra'sion or my personal favorite - moroccan scott.

she sure is cute - let's pray it lasts. her son had the face of an idiot.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 6:09pm.

Hi. My name is Do'g.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Apostrophes in names make me bat'shit cra'zee.

Someone should just go for it and name the kid Sha'la'la'la.

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Elizabeth Moss is so pretty, hahaha putting her in the story MK!

The baby is such a cutie too! Nana Nene is holding her like a doll, lol

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The baby is cute. The name? not so much.

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Can I just say...I LOVE ELISABETH MOSS. Yes and she's in MAD MEN! OK that's Elisabeth Moss...did they write her out of the script? I really hope not. That's Elisabeth Moss I'm talking about. Yes...Elisabeth Moss.

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Submitted by clay on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 4:46pm.

That's what I don't get. I mean, I can understand wanting to pay tribute to your heritage and giving the kid an unusual name…. but why don't you just give the kid a fucking AFRICAN name instead of making shit up?

That said, the baby IS adorable, especially for one so young.

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Submitted by CodeRed on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 3:41pm.

on topic: I actually thought they called the baby Nana.

off topic: there's this person on fb who befriended me and her status updates go, and I quote,
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I would answer with

"fuck"

"off"

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I'm hoping there was a DNA test because NeNe, not Bryson will be supporting this baby.

They sure do love their made-up names complete with apostrophes and hyphens and upper case and lower case letter combinations. Or just slap a La or a Sha in front of any name. I understood it was all about paying tribute to their African heritage, but I don't think there are too many people running around Kenya or Ethiopia named Sha'Niqua or De'Shawna!

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Elizabeth Moss is a weirdo who shouldn't be famous

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annobanano's picture

Where's OP? Is MK still fapping to HarryGate?

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"ABri Asian"

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Daniee's picture

I don't get the name either.....conceived going from Britain to Asia? Born on the Bridge to Little Vietnam?

Elizabeth's Moss..her hair colour looks just awful. The cut suits her though. She just needs toner and some cool lowlights.

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Gardening Girl's picture

Ignorant people like this make my ass puckerl

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miz cynical -- you're so right; Nana NeNe better pray that little baby looks nothing like her ugly-ass son.

El Bastardo -- that was me, hon -- Maury had the babehs on that were named LaLondon and LaParis.

Fuck, Bri'Asia, really? A cheese and a continent they've never been to? Uneducated fucks.

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I'm sure the way she's holding the baby isn't doing it harm but it looks WRONG.

Cute bebeh tho.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 3:42pm.

Wh'at a cha'rming lil' be'be' friend' ;) I hopé thé m'ther is doin'g wéll. ♥

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Submitted by CodeRed on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 3:41pm.

on topic: I actually thought they called the baby Nana.

off topic: there's this person on fb who befriended me and her status updates go, and I quote,

''‎:'( '' (sad smiley, that's it) then,

''All is lost.'' then,

''Fml I'm in trouble'' then,

''last night was amazing ♥'' then,

''I give up.''

on and on these kind of status updates, constantly. People asking, ',what's wrong?'' and ''are you ok?'' Drama queen, anyone? my finger is itching to delete, but I've done that before and regretted it, so unsubscribe it is.

couldn't wait for open post, probably won't be here, but I thought these kind of people only happened upon others, and I'd only read about it on some funny site and giggle. Actually, it's sad.

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I hear ya. I have a friend who casually posted ON FACEBOOK one day that he had been hospitalized for trying to take his own life. (He is bipolar.) It annoyed me to see him using his (real, serious) illness and suicide attempt as a way to get attention on fucking Facebook! He is constantly posting to get attention: he has insomnia, he had a fight with his boyfriend, he got back together with his boyfriend, he feels bloated, what-the-fuck-ever. I had to block his posts from showing in my feed because this bullshit was all day every day and when I went on FB 75% of what I would see were his postings (including pics he posted of cute kittens - dozens each day).

It is also crying wolf because if someone does this all the time, people will tune them out and not take them seriously and then what happens when they are in real trouble?

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CodeRed, defriend or block. She's obviously trolling for attention. smh.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 3:48pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 3:42pm.

Wh'at a cha'rming lil' be'be' friend' ;) I hopé thé m'ther is doin'g wéll. ♥

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

maadbeacon's picture

Cute baby even if she does look like her grandmother.

nuzzlelicious's picture

I am seeing some peeps here posting some real life shit going on cuz they need Open Post. :( Bring it MK, trump Nene, pun intended & on topic. I think I even need Open Post.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 3:38pm.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 3:37pm.

The baby is already going "I'm GUCCI, bitch!"

yeah, she is cute though.

Bri'asia. SMH. do the parents even know the purpose of an apostrophe?

No L'WTFOMGLOL :(

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Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 3:33pm.

So can anyone explain why certain people gove their babbies such fucked up names? Does it have something to do with poverty?

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Poverty, lack of education, and and the inexplicable idea that

a) French = refined (and Creole is a second-best alternative to full French)

b) anything that sounds kinda French is French, even if it is made up (and really, for these folks, they don't know fake French from real French anyway - see: Beyonce, LaToya)

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@codered

I learned to ignore shit like that loooong ago. Sometimes people just want the world to know how theyre feeling...crying on the inside, smiling on the outside types or the message is meant just for one person but theyre too immature/chicken shit to talk with the person privately. All i know is if i cant relate or i dont care, i dont comment since theyre probably just fishing for comments anyway...

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 3:42pm.

Wh'at a cha'rming lil' be'be' friend' ;) I hopé thé m'ther is doin'g wéll. ♥

Rep'rt'd.

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Gross. Who the fuck fucked her loser ass son? I guess she's going to be screaming in the new season ' you done got someone pregnant?!?' Also, trust me when I tell you that you read that correctly. In the previous season, she screamed at him 'you done got yoourself arrested!?!' So yes, offspring like that names their kid Laughing Cow China.

Does anyone else here watch RHOA? Her kid's a winner. Right up there with Rapey Eyes Ryan, from RHOC. Ol Bryson here was arrested once because while he was visiting his friend in jail, he had weed in his pockets, a second time, he was busted for stealing razors from walmart and most recently sent to the hospital for fighting at a club over some girl. Add to the fact that he's ugly as sin. And NeNe keeps fucking enabling him. She let's him stay in her McMansion and has bought him 2 cars. So, with no sense of responsibility of course this dumb fuck reproduced. Ugh. I know wayyyy too much about these people.

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The baby is cute. The name is...not the child's fault. Now I have to figure out if I want butter or cheddar popcorn to watch the epic reality TV fights that will be taking place between NeNe and baby mama in about 6 months.

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Submitted by guest on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 3:37pm.

Jermajesty is the best name ever.

That's tough to top. But I do enjoy Aquanetta as well, lol.

TexnDoc's picture

Re/ the Marie Osmond dolls I wonder if there's a Chris Hansen doll that says "Take a seat! Take a seat!"

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Hekki...reported!!!!

agirl's picture

Bri'asia. For fuck's sake. This is what you name a child when you are uneducated. From the looks of things, there's been no education going on in this family for a loooong time.

I have to wonder if her nene leaks(?) Only her gynecologist knows for sure.

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Marie Osmond's dolls are so lifelike I bet some psychos own them. Maybe they make you crazy. Or even cure crazy.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 3:31pm.

"I always wanted to have a girl and now I have one!"

Her mother must be thrilled to hear you refer to her child as yours.
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Wh'at a cha'rming lil' be'be' friend' ;) I hopé thé m'ther is doin'g wéll. ♥
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Hekki's picture

Kept seeing the promo for that show she's in and for the first 50 times I thought she was Fantasia!! HAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, NeNe.

Too cute. Nene who I usually can't stand looks so young without all that makeup on her face. Now if she can just darken her hair back......

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on topic: I actually thought they called the baby Nana.

off topic: there's this person on fb who befriended me and her status updates go, and I quote,

''‎:'( '' (sad smiley, that's it) then,

''All is lost.'' then,

''Fml I'm in trouble'' then,

''last night was amazing ♥'' then,

''I give up.''

on and on these kind of status updates, constantly. People asking, ',what's wrong?'' and ''are you ok?'' Drama queen, anyone? my finger is itching to delete, but I've done that before and regretted it, so unsubscribe it is.

couldn't wait for open post, probably won't be here, but I thought these kind of people only happened upon others, and I'd only read about it on some funny site and giggle. Actually, it's sad.

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EH:

http://youtu.be/w_RaPOOVX1Y

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When someone names their baby bre'asia, that should automaticlly warrant a trip to the maury show.

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