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Warning: There are SPOILERS from last night’s episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and I know if you get spoiled about the highly important details of a Here Comes Honey Boo Boo episode, you’ll just melt into a puddle of mud and Crazy Tony will drag Mama June’s ass across you. So you’ve been warned.

This is just a short post paying tribute to Glitzy the gay pig’s short, but sweet, reign as Honey Boo Boo Chile’s sidekick. Glitzy was sent back to the breeder, because his early morning squeals kept messing with Mama June’s beauty sleep and if Mama June doesn’t get her beauty sleep, her fluffy layer of beautimous chins will deflate and nobody wants that. Also, Sugar Bear kept confusing Glitzy’s squeals for food with Mama June’s fuck moans and that just made things even too weird for him.

So Mama June ripped Glitzy from Honey Boo Boo Chile’s arms and put another scar on her childhood. Glitzy was sent back to the “breeder” and yeah, by that I mean Sugar Bear probably took him to the back butcher at the Kuntry Stoe (yes, their town has a stoe called the Kuntry Stoe and now it’s my favorite stoe ever) and had him turned into bacon. “Mah bay-kin is bedazzled!” is probably a line Honey Boo Boo screamed at breakfast the next day. Farewell, Glitzy!

And you know who was really pissed and sad that Glitzy was sent away? The poor bitch who had to make a pageant dress for his gay pig ass!

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