Friday, August 24th 2012

What In The Pennywise Meets Ganguro Hell?

Somebody please dig a shallow and comfortable grave in Diana Ross' backyard, because she's going to need a soft place to roll in as soon as she sees these pictures of delusional shit stain Kim Kardashian paying homage to her in a shoot she did with Hype Williams a while ago. Kim said on her Celebuzz blog that she's channeling Diana Ross, but ho needs to stop, because: a) The only Ross this flop ass heffa can successfully channel is Rick Ross; and b) Bitch looks more like she's channeling a trans clown Real Doll that was filled with Xtina's queefs.

This deluded hag probably thinks she looks like a sleeping disco beauty, but this mess looks like fake crime scene photos straight out of an episode of CSI: Chernobyl. Those dead hooker poses go perfectly with her dead soul.

And about that make-up job...

Can we even call that a make-up job? It looks like somebody shoved a whole lot of lead-based brown paint, low-grade cocaine, Pepto-bismol and tarantulas up their ass, shook it all around and then farted in Kim's face. How dreadful.

And you know you have failed at everything when Basement Baby does it better.

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Kandykane's picture

I went to a viewing once and the body laying in the casket looked.just.like.that. The cosmetologist was told by the family that the deceased wanted to make the grandest exit ...... fully made up, coiffed and evening gowned.

"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"

Lucifer_Sam's picture

KA: not wearing makeup doesnt make your skin great, and wearing lots of makeup doesn't necessarily make your skin bad. if anything, it's the constant cleansing process one has to go through when they constantly wear makeup, not the makeup itself, that upsets a person's skin.

Actually it depends on each individual's skin. A LOT of makeup out there contains harmful compounds, not to mention suffocating the pores, so even on the hardiest skin too much makeup is ALWAYS a bad idea.

Wanted's picture

here it is folks. The beginning of the end.

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WithinReason...'s picture

I was about to say Hype Williams sucks but in reality Hype is a GEEEEENIUS! He convinced this insane posse clown bitch that this was an actual photoshoot, but in reality, it was just an opportunity to dress her ass up and put ridiculous nutjob makeup like this on her!! BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

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KA's picture

there are a lot of misconceptions about makeup in these comments. i cant even go into all of it because id end up making a 10 paragraph post and its really not necessary. not wearing makeup doesnt make your skin great, and wearing lots of makeup doesn't necessarily make your skin bad. if anything, it's the constant cleansing process one has to go through when they constantly wear makeup, not the makeup itself, that upsets a person's skin. as far as this cunt (or is that kunt), i just think shes had bad skin all of her life and is lazy about taking care of it. there is a reason they call it proactiv - because you have to be proactive to have nice skin.

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boomsy's picture

Signed in just so I could comment on how absolutely disgusting she looks in these photos.

I've never seen anyone who is so fascinated and in love with themselves.

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megank's picture

Does she think she's hot? She looks like a fool.

Snarf's picture

I see Homer Simpson finally succeeded in marketing the Make-Up Gun, "whore" setting and all.

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NationalVelvet's picture

Wooow, her face makes my stomach clench. Is she just going for shock value at this point? She can't think this looks good. Poor Diana.

guccilove's picture

She's starting to morph into Lil Kim. :/

crazyassmom's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 1:19pm.
MUFASSA!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!
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OMG,best comment I've seen on here!! Thanks Jack, I almost dropped my phone in my Dr. Pepper!!! XD

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HickyNilton's picture

She looks like a used toilet brush.

FFFFFFUUUUCCCKKKKOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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vanessa197676's picture

Kanye sure loves doing these photo shoots with his women. I guess he's trying to prove that they are just as bad as these idols.

Didn't he have Amber Rose posing like Grace Jones on one of her album covers? Nice try, but all of your girlfriends are still just a poorly-done imitation of greatness, watered down 75%.

LOL!!! Maybe she stuck her fanger up Kanye's butt and got electrocuted. :-)

The Sunshine Gang's picture

Submitted by Paquita on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 1:08pm.
A close family friend who lives in LA and has a fashion blog has seen her upclose various times and her face is indeed covered in zits and pimple scars (dents in the face). I am sure she has had plenty of treatments to recover from it but that just shows over makeup.

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Makes sense. This heavy makeup that many celebs use is just really bad for the skin. Plus, she overdoes it waaaay to much. If you are already acne-prone, using this much makeup is not a good way to go. Plus, she is most likely using stuff that is really very oily. Just bad all around!

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I've never worn foundation, powder or concealer. never needed to. When all the girls in highschool were slathering that crap over their (at that point, perfect skin) I just knew it was bad. I swear the more makeup you wear, the more you eventually need.

stefystef's picture

Did this skank just say she was "channeling Diana Ross"???

Excuse me! First off, that's Miss Ross to you, ya no-talented whore.
Second, the only thing channeling should be Miss Ross' foot up your dumb ass!!!

so desperate to get attention. pity NO ONE CARES!!!

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KA's picture

i hearby call for a complete ban on any kardashian related shit. im so sick of seeing this bitches face everywhere. i completely hate how our society is glorifying this family. i have gotten to the point where i will not be involved with any beauty brand or magazine that talks about her as a style icon. she is a brainless, empty souled money grubbing porn star whore and we really need to stop giving her and her disgusting family so much fucking attention. there is my rant for the day tyvm.

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I'm glad you pointed out Basement Baby did it first and better because as soon as I saw this I thought, "is she impersonating 2009 Solange?"

betseyfan2's picture

Egads!

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ElleDriver's picture

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by ElleDriver on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 3:08pm.

Damn, Elle, I was going to be her since I already did Anna Nicole and Snookie. It seemed like a natural progression.

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HAHA! The more the merrier GG! (Plenty of Kardashians to go around! :)

Kizzy's picture

Oh, I'd love to be there for Miss Ross' reaction. KimKunt has gone too far with this shit now. Figure out other ways for you and Yawnye to spend $$$.

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Who Cares's picture

Once a WHORE always a WHORE, plus she has ZERO talent. The only news I want to hear is that she has AIDS.

Just stop with this family already, they do nothing, they've done nothing, and they've never worked an honest day in their lives. Wanna star in Hollywood ? Lay on your back,spread your assets, get it all on camera, sell the rights and then LIE through your teeth.Stop it allready!!!

Just stop with this family already, they do nothing, they've done nothing, and they've never worked an honest day in their lives. Wanna star in Hollywood ? Lay on your back,spread your assets, get it all on camera, sell the rights and then LIE through your teeth.Stop it allready!!!

twoghosts's picture

Wow, she's looking OLLLLLD. I hope 40 hits her in the face like a ton of bricks. No one deserves it more than that broke-down trick.

Gardening Girl's picture

Submitted by ElleDriver on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 3:08pm.
Well, I know what I'm gonna be for Halloween: DELUSIONAL CLOWN WHORE

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Damn, Elle, I was going to be her since I already did Anna Nicole and Snookie. It seemed like a natural progression.

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Datura's picture

What is up with all of these "stars" wearing that pale, vomitty pink colour on their lips?

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JessicaGiovanna's picture

Looks like she has a mustsche.

soulfly16's picture

Stupid whore. That being said, I want Kim Kuntrashian to pay homage to me after I die.

Anita Bidet's picture

Diana Ross? More like Donna Summer

ElleDriver's picture

Well, I know what I'm gonna be for Halloween: DELUSIONAL CLOWN WHORE

MickeyHolland's picture

Creepy as hell.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Dafuq, Kim, you ignorant whore?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

tardistraveler's picture

I call ugly. At least Penny wise had some useful ambition in its life and had some had knows when how to apply makeup tastefully.

FluffKitteh's picture

She looks old and tired, even with all the makeup.

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guest's picture

Kim please stop making such an ass out of yourself!

Bizzarelife's picture

Submitted by Paquita on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 1:08pm.
A close family friend who lives in LA and has a fashion blog has seen her upclose various times and her face is indeed covered in zits and pimple scars (dents in the face). I am sure she has had plenty of treatments to recover from it but that just shows over makeup.

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Makes sense. This heavy makeup that many celebs use is just really bad for the skin. Plus, she overdoes it waaaay to much. If you are already acne-prone, using this much makeup is not a good way to go. Plus, she is most likely using stuff that is really very oily. Just bad all around!

Hekki's picture

Submitted by Foxxy Brown: "...too bad she and beyonce can't just switch skin colors and be done with it"

HAHAHHAHAHA!

babybunny's picture

well maybe she can chanell the Grim Reaper and we can all breathe again, how I LOATHE this KKKUUUNNNTTTT

little_rascal's picture

Attention craving jizz-gargler.
In thumb #2 she looks like a corpse in a coffin.

DR.FUNK's picture

I like Kimmy.(DJM)
...but she needs to stay in her lane.
No more channeling "THE BOSS"
Time for a "palate cleanser":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQZwZmZhQNk

QueenieBK's picture

No talent skank ho human urinal useless bitch.

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