Katherine Jenkins Was Not One of David Beckham's Side Pieces

A while ago, there was a rumor that Welsh pop opera singer and former Dancing with the Has-Beens loser Katherine Jenkins has heard David Beckham's Minnie Mouse-like orgasm moans while the two wet humped on each other a few times. The rumor came back up on Twitter over the weekend and so in a few tweets, Katherine basically told Posh to stop making plans to nibble on the calorie-free parts of her soul, because she's never been bare nipple to bare nipple with Becks.

Dear Twitter friends, I've read some horrible rumours on here & want u 2 know I absolutely deny I’ve had an affair with David Beckham. The rumours are very hurtful, untrue & my lawyers tell me actionable. I’ve only met David twice: once at the Military Awards in 2010 & on a night out in the West End in Feb 2012. We were out in a group of friends & it was just a normal fun evening out. Just so we are clear I have never been on my own with him and never arranged to meet up.

The Sun says that some 17-year-old crazy on Twitter wasn't having Katherine's denials and threatened to shank her shit up if Posh & Becks ever broke up. Katherine had to call the police, because the 17-year-old troll said that "she is dead when I get her" and "I will kill that slut." So stick your head out the window and kiss the air, because we're all living in a time when some sort-of-famous-but-not-really opera singer has to go to the police over death threats she's getting from some stupid bitch on Twitter. If Katherine never got any dick from Becks, I'd be pissed if I was her. She should tell Becks that he has to tap that coochie at least once now that she's getting death from dumb pieces of teen trash.

There is really something wrong with that crazy teen Jenkins hater. Shouldn't he be doing bath salts and knocking up other teens like a normal 17-year-old? He shouldn't be so far up Posh & Becks' b-holes that he's sending death threats at some opera singer over some shit that might not have ever happened. I swear. It's like if Twitter existed in the 90s and I sent the Tweet "@kellytaylor DIAF YOU YELLOW-HAIRED HUSSY WHORE SLUT" after that yellow-haired hussy whore slut Kelly Taylor stole Dylan from Brenda on BH 90210.

Okay, I totally would've done that.

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Posh & Becks • Yeah Okay

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 10:04am.

Posh says she's "bemused" by the rumors yet "understands" why this blonde whore would want to clear her good name.

Submitted by KA on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 5:14pm.

who??

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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 3:36pm.

she's freaking hot. way better than posh

Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 1:56pm.

i too hated kelly for stealing dylan from brenda, cuz dylan and brenda was my ultimate fantasy couple, cuz i used to crush on my older brother's friends all the time!!

anyway as for minnie mouse. all those tattoos and constipated face posing still doesnt make him hardcore.

plus his body is like some anorexic eastern european model whose diet consists of cigarettes, oxygen, a cube of cheese, and cocaine. there is nothing manly about that body.

Submitted by maadbeacon on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:08pm.

I never got Beckham's appeal.

Submitted by Chris Knight on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 11:29am.

Irrelevant somehow, everyone knows Beckham's marriage is a sham, just like Celine Dion's and Gwen Stefani's for instance. But appearances are all that matter.... And he wouldnt be that stupid to admit it, would he?

Submitted by spider3tattoo on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 11:21am.

I always find it odd when they (celebrities) deny gossip. Why say anything at all? Uh-huh.

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 11:15am.

Submitted by Kizzy on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:29pm.

I'd tie his ass up, too, starting with a gag. Then I could fuck him.

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*puts extra star by Kizzy's name*

Submitted by winniwins on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 11:08am.

Submitted by Darknight on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:15pm.
My relative married the fat jolly mistress. Now he has a fat wife and his house is always dirty. :(
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LMAO!

Submitted by bambam on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 11:00am.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:45am.

I know it's horrible, but I always hope Becks cheats with a big ol' Christina Hendricks type of girl.
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I know right? I always think the same thing, someday I'll cheat with a big nasty redhead with some tig ol' bitties.

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Submitted by Kizzy on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:59am.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:27pm.

Submitted by Kizzy on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:17pm.

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Hehehe Kizzy, doesn't Posh tie Becks up all the time?
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You wanna keep a dog on the porch, sometimes you gotta chain him to that mofo. I'd tie his ass up, too, starting with a gag. Then I could fuck him.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:57am.

Submitted by Kizzy on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:17pm.

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Hehehe Kizzy, doesn't Posh tie Becks up all the time? And ya, where is little baby Harper Seven these days? That little chubby face was so cute! Wanna squeeze those little cheeks! Lol

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Submitted by Kizzy on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:47am.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:14pm.
She'd have to just watch. It's not like her bones can take any bouncin' after her anorexic ass birfed out that baby, and lil' Harper took all the calcium her poor little babyself could suck out of those brittle bones.

Submitted by Darknight on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:45am.

My relative married the fat jolly mistress. Now he has a fat wife and his house is always dirty. :(

It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~

Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:45am.

Yeah MK, what's the dealio with the big story about Prince Ginge has more coming out? Maybe a sex tape?

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:44am.

Omg, this is like her own personal Nutty Madam. What is going on over there? Death threats? All Katherine did was ... deny deny deny, get press, get work... deny again. What's wrong with that? I could totally see the Posh loaning out The Beck man, for a price... She'd watch, of course! Lolol

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Submitted by Crookedsmile on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:40am.

Yeah..it's like the first time he's cheated on her. Posh looks like she'd be lousy in bed and looks the other way. Becks feeds into her insecurities but knows without her he'd be homeless.

Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:39am.

Time for a new post, MK. This one is dunzo. no one cares.

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:37am.

I'd be curious to find out just exactly how many women David has boinked since he's married...

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:37am.

MK! our interest in this subject has obs been exhausted, NEW POST PLEASE!

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Submitted by Kizzy on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:25am.

Awww, did he open his mouth and ruin it for you by talking, sweetie? *tongue click* A real shame.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:21am.

<"Welsh pop opera singer">

"pop opera" is as ridiculous a term as "Christian rap". Why is it the Welsh or the Irish who have these screaming lingere models butchering famous arias? It must sell in those places. She's never been on any Opera Stage of any importance.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:19am.

I have ZERO sympathy for this cunt, sorry. This is not the first or second time she has called the police because someone said something to her on Twitter. Does she actually do any singing anymore? Or anything else besides sitting on Twitter?
I'm pretty sure other celebrities - who actually work for a living - get worse, but she's your typical drama-hungry whore who just loves the attention that comes with playing the victim 24/7. And I believe she is lying.

Submitted by tardistraveler on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:17am.

I am not twitter person..

I think, like most people, that Becks has been getting some on the side which maybe a clause in their marriage. I sure as hell would not want to shag skeleton vicky.

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:18am.

Oh yes she did.. funny. I heard this rumour from several people back then. The denial seems like he ended it and she wanted the world to know there was an affair to start with. Only people im the media were talking about it. No outlet had mentioned a thing nor was there anything on Twitter about it. Seeing I heard it from three people who have nothing to do with one another I am pretty sure this is an affair gone wrong.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:13am.

BB LOL you speaketh the truth

Submitted by braintree on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:12am.

There was something dodgy about Jenkins' denial, like she was shagging David Beckham and this was her way of bringing it to public attention, AFAIK no publication (not even the ENQUIRER) was going to publish it so why deny some blind items that people had probably guessed wrong!?

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:12am.

Submitted by jenlynxo on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 11:40am.

People tend to give way more detail than neccassary when they are lying....This denial is so fake.
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YES! my point exactly.

*pats MJT down (inappropriately) with towel*
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:11am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 11:35am.
she's not as hot as she looks in the pic
also jack, you'd never understand her Welsh accent
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Snowy, you saw her on DWTS too right? She does look much better in this pic. I thought she looked much older on DWTS .unlike Maks who looks good all the time.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:11am.

@ Snowy,

I think she looks better in candids than she does in that Photoshopped mess. And half her jawline has apparently been eaten by the Adobe monster.

Submitted by jenlynxo on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:10am.

People tend to give way more detail than neccassary when they are lying....This denial is so fake.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:10am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 11:39am.

LOL. I am pretty sure coffee just came out my nose. HAHAHAHAHAHHA. That is why I love you.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:09am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 11:35am.

she's not as hot as she looks in the pic
also jack, you'd never understand her Welsh accent
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Please don't be irrational... I don't care if she only spoke Yiddish in pig latin, I'm not looking to have a fucking debate with her...
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:05am.

she's not as hot as she looks in the pic
also jack, you'd never understand her Welsh accent

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:00am.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 11:25am.

I totally agree. I would hump him until he cried.

*fans self*

This is my fav pic of all time of Beckham...UMPH.

http://crazy-frankenstein.com/free-wallpapers-files/male-celebrity/david...

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 9:55am.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 11:01am.

Oh come on people, David Beckham is famous because for years he has been a star player for one of the most popular sports in the world. I mean at least he is famous for having a talent? Isn't that what we are always bitchin' about here...famous for no talent?

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And he's also insanely hot. As long as he keeps his mouth shut.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 9:54am.

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 11:22am.

Jacko, did you meet the band this weekend?
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Talked my way past security, peeked my head in the door and the security guard had a change of heart and kicked my ass OUT!
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 9:53am.

Submitted by EastEndGirl: "...who cares who he is fucking unless its one of us."

Made me LOL. That would be news!

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 9:53am.

Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 11:21am.

Awwww, waddya got if you take away the hair, makeup and tits.
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Hopefully a deaf mute that's a fabulous cook.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 9:52am.

Evil, to me it looks like a teased and sprayed Rachael. Same lines.

Jacko, did you meet the band this weekend?

OT. who cares who he is fucking unless its one of us.

Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 9:51am.

Awwww, waddya got if you take away the hair, makeup and tits.

*blinks*

And don't say "you Annobanano".

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 9:45am.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 11:12am.

I may have blacked out for a moment.

and I have spent WAY too much time googling pictures of her... btw - this is her best pic IMO.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 9:42am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 11:10am.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Disappoint her all night long. hahahaha.

I was beginning to think we had lost you there for a minute ;)

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 9:41am.

I like her hair. That's all I can muster up from this post. Any whore-stylists here know the details of that cut?

LOL I love that I typed whorestylists and Firefox corrected it with a hyphen because it's in their dictionary! haha

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 9:40am.

I think this extremely attractive young lady is full of shit!

"once at the Military Awards in 2010 & on a night out in the West End in Feb 2012. We were out in a group of friends blah blah blah"

Why not "and one night out in West End"? In my experience, once you go in to a detailed explanation, you're lying. That wasn't very "detailed" I know, it's just the vibe I get. Plus, I trust no one.

THAT BEING SAID.... I would disappoint the SHIT out of her all. night. long.

and thank you, MJT lol
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 9:32am.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:52am.

That's true. Something ain't right about Posh. But I bet she was more or less that way when he met her, so he knew what he was getting into. I don't see why he's some prize catch, either. He's a brilliant footballer and wealthy but dim as midnight with little personality.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 9:31am.

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Submitted by bourgie on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 9:29am.

I believer her. She's way too beautiful and talented for greazy Becks. He has openly cheated on Victoria for years with mistresses coming clean to the media with their affairs (for cash of course)