Kim Kartrashian Finds Another Excuse To Show The Internet A Picture Of Her Triple Stuffed Ass
The only good thing Wonky McValtrex has contributed to humanity is this quote she gave about Kim Fartrashian's ass: "It reminds me of cottage cheese inside of a big trash bag."
When this picture from Instagram of Kim's heffalump ass landed in my inbox, my dog jumped off the sofa, ran under the bed and it felt like a Hefty bag full of thick curdled cottage cheese punched me in both eyes. I hate Kim for making me laugh at something Parasite Hilton once said. Bitch ain't right for that.
Because Hell's furnace will be turned off unless Kim's 9th planet ass trends on Twitter at least once a day, she posted this picture to Instagram and said that she thinks those jeans make her butt look too big. Um, no. Those jeans make her butt not look like a butt. That ass looks like an 18 wheeler tire that was overstuffed with Fix-A-Flat. If you ever wanted to know what it would look like to see two hos in inflatable rubber fetish suits try to wrestle, just look at that picture again.
No wonder Kanye's last song was called "Mercy." That's what he screams when he's licking on Kim's culito lips and the iron speculum holding her ass cheeks apart breaks and her double walls of doom start closing in on his face.
Here's Kim wearing one of them many shitty outfits Kanye bought her while making her way into church with Kourtney Kardashian and Kourtney's two kids. Yes, that dark-sided whore went to church. I guess every now and again you have to see what the enemy is up to.
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Personally i think her ass is great and the bigger the better!
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Gross! Who finds that shit attractive?
She's really pretty. I wish she was famous for something besides being pissed on and having a ton of plastic surgery.
Her ass is disgusting and it's probably saggy. You can tell by its shape.
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
"Damn girl, how'd you get that ass in them jeans!"
She is so terrible and so is the who kuntrashian clan. They need to go on TLC. Since all TLC does is crap ass reality shows they'd fit in just perfect.
Maybe we'll all get lucky and the who fam and kanye will get sucked into her black hole abyss of an ass
"Does my ass look fat in this junny?". "Your ass looks fat in everything you dumb bitch"
JLo has a great, proportionate big, perky ass. She's disgusting.
Where the frigballs is my other comment. Wtf?
I don't get how anyone thinks that is a sexy ass. It looks like fat honey boo boo mom ass
30 years ago, who would've thought that in 2012, a no talent, pissed on, attention-seeking piece of useless trash would be broadcasting close-up photos of their deformed ass to the public..a public that, mind-bogglingly and perversely, largely seems to be interested in this trash, judging by the fact this trash IS STILL CONSTANTLY IN THE NEWS/ON TV/ECT.
What a world.
http://i.imgur.com/oMdBx.jpg
Disgusting. It doesn't even look a little bit natural. How is your ass that big and your thighs that little. It just doesn't happen like that.
The reality is that she (along with Coco, and Minaj) are obese women. They all get lipo on their stomachs to have somewhat of an hourglass shape but their butts, thighs, and legs tell the true story. IMO she has a horrible figure but she thinks she looks good.
Mk should've posted the pics of her working out in Hawaii with kanye. Her ass looked so nasty. I don't think she was wearing her usual spanx so you could really see how disproportionate it is. It looked like someone's grandma's booty. She went overboard with the injections.
Twatty, that is deranged. My SIL has had her three kids sleeping in the bed with her for TEN YEARS, since she became widowed (it's a king, but still). They are the most fubar, needyass kids EVER. They made my sister and her husband decide *not* to have children because they're so insufferable to be around. I predict the 14 y.o. will be knocked up inside of a year. :^P
*sigh* Every time I think of Spy calling Prince a "teensy megalomaniac", I shed a tear.
Does her ass have the mumps? That looks bizarre!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
If the seams let go on that, the pant shrapnel kill radius would be 100 meters.
Jeans? I thought it was a semi's pleather bucket seat. Fuck I hate her. That ass is NOT hot. I'm all about curves since I have them but genuine, hourglass curves. Kim is just one fart away from silicone injected ass. Freakshow.
I like my men like I like my syrup---thick and rich!
I dont like dogging kids for how they look (until they turn 18, jk jk) but if anything, Mason looks more like a missing Jackson, like he comes after Blanket Jackson.
I thought that shit was a claymation still, that's that bitchs' real ass??? That shit looks horrid and gross it doesn't even look like an ass. Her and Nicki Minaj need to stop whatever they are injecting in the asses.
After watching the video, I loathe these two even more. Note: If you want to sound educated in the field you are in, GO TO SCHOOL to learn more about it so you can sound like you actually know what you're talking about!!! Being a rapper does NOT make you a fashion designer!!! These two have no clue how to articulate their thoughts and ideas in any way. They're that dumb!
Kim: 'And thats, like, a good thing.' It's so sad to see this girl try to think.
I hate myself for wanting a dress like the one she's wearing. And I hate how she paired it with those FUGLY shoes and a hairdo worthy of a forest-dwelling fairy.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Forget the full diaper look and the hooker chic church apparel. The real question is why is she even bothering to go to church? I mean really? Jesus came for sinners, not the kardashians. Is it cuz of Kanye? And what "church" let her come in? This is why i dont go to church anymore. The congregation is crazy.
Kim you puta sucia, cochina, peepee girl fuck off already. Bete al infierno ya. Llorona fea. *thinks* and thats it.
A big booty can look good but this FAMEWHORE thinking her ASS is remarkable and worthy of being shared with the world is H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S! Just like when she took X-rays of it, HA!
Next up for KK, that "inflatable rubber fetish suit" -- LMAO MK! ☺
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NationalVelvet -- don't feel sorry for Kim, hon. She falls asleep on a bed of money, the fucking, fat-assed bitch.
I feel sorry for Kim sometimes, no one has a chance to grow up even semi-intelligent with Kris Jenner for a parent. But then she (Kim) does something mind numbingly stupid, like post pictures of her own ass, and I feel silly for spending two seconds feeling bad for such an idiot.
Submitted by DiamondDogs: "How does one get into the church business? Seems like a more lucrative career option than whoring or selling drugs. A lot less risk too, plus, my parents will most likely donate if it has anything to do with "God" or "Jesus" I keep telling them to save that money for my inheritance cuz God isn't short of cash."
It can't be that hard. I'm sure it's like any other business. She's not the pastor, but she's probably something like a shareholder. They apply for some tax exempt status and she puts up the money for whatever, and gets a return, etc.
When I was a kid, for a while we went to this church that rented out space in some office park. It was a very small congregation. The pastor didn't get rich or anything (in fact, it went defunct), but with the right schtick... cha-ching!!!
Moving right along...nothing to see here. It's big...which is fine by me...but FAKE isn't o.k in my book so you FAIL Kimmie...go sit down!
Is that really her ass? That's horrible!!!
If it wasn't her, we'd swear it came from the People of Walmart website.
There's nothing sexy about her. Nothing.
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The texture of the leather looks odd. It almost looks like a bizarre cake (like on cakewrecks.com).
I loathe this piece of garbage more every day. She is such a lowlife attention whore.
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just fucking stop with her already. im so fucking sick of seeing this bitch everywhere. just stop.
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She still shits out it.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 2:34pm.
Submitted by Malicious85 on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 2:27pm.
I would LOVE to see her step in a deep, wet, warm, steaming pile of dog shit in those shoes. It would just seep right through.
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Come on man...that was just plain uncalled for. I mean we like to joke and all but really there is no reason for you t......BAWAAAAAAAA!!!
Psyche! Welcome to the D :P
Thanks, Whamo! Long time reader, new to commenting. I can't hold in my opinions any longer. ;)
Considering the reason why she got famous in the first place, this photo is a surprise? I'm more surprised she didn't have on only a thong.
"She had a big ass then, she's got a big ass now"
I hate this bitch and yet all some of you can say is FAAAAAT. Knock the dick outta your mouth! She's not wide, she's not fat- she's just a horrible excuse for a human with some ridiculous ass implants. Obscurity would be like water to the Witch of the West. Why do we give her play?
She needs a caution: wide load sign and a red flag on that behind. So gross.
Why hasn't Kunty Karl said anything about Kum? I really want him to wax poetic in regards to this particular Shitrashian. Come Karl, bring it! XD
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Eww! Why would anyone think an ass like this looks cute?
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Does that ass even have a crack in it??!
Ick. Nast. at little that little kid go barefoot outside. You can get worms that way...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by chefgirl76 on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 4:18pm.
Welcome... glad you did.
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Filthy whore
It's so lumpy it doesn't even look like a butt.
precociousmagpie -- oh, I do miss "Spy"! Do you know that Danny DeVito sleeps in bed with Kourtney every night? Like that's not fucked up, right?
LMAO @babywerewolf!! You nailed it!
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ETA: I wonder how Terrence Howard feels looking at that gigantic crevice--imagine the toliet paper that gets lost in that thing on a regular basis!
LOL!! Twatty, we need a Separated At Birth composite for Damien here and Mr. DeVito! Too bad there's no more Spy Magazine!
Hi Guys..I've been lurking for over four years..I finally had to sign up so I could say,"filthy whore"
Nasty fat whore.
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