Surprise, Surprise, Lindsay Lohan Is Off The Hook
That dude is totally thinking to himself, "I know this bitch is going to blame me for something."
Another Lindsay Lohan mug shot won't grace the wall of achievement in White Oprah's den, because the D.A. in Los Angeles has pushed that jewel heist case off of their desks and they won't charge her and she won't get arrested. Prosecutors tell E! News that there's just not any evidence to charge anybody with thieving and they can't charge LiLo with shit, because California just isn't equipped with enough medical professional to deal with all the shocked hos who will have a heart attack that if LiLo actually goes to jail for longer than 5 seconds. One of the prosecutors said this to E!:
"We do not have sufficient evidence to prove this case beyond a reasonable doubt. One of the suspects makes a vague admission that he and the others were there, and that 'someone' took something but is not more specific than that. The fact that our suspects are found in a car that is similar to the one seen at the time of the burglary adds little to the case. In addition to these evidentiary insufficiencies, the [victims] do not wish to pursue the prosecution of this matter."
Sam Magid, the "victim," first said that some thieving thief snatched $100,000 worth of watches and then he changed his mind and said that nothing was taken. I wonder why (cut to me doing the "licking the tip while giving a handy" move). TMZ says that LiLo's got Sam wrapped around her snortin' finger and he texted her with: "I officially told Detective Rodriguez you can't take anything from me cause what's mine is yours." Sam is apparently in love with that mess and he promised to fight for her.
Wait, so a multi-millionaire has crack smoke hearts in his eyes for LiLo and she's trying to steal some stupid watches from his ass? This bitch is really trying to redefine the meaning of dumb. LiLo has a rich ass bitch who is obviously out of his mind in her freckled paws and she's not trying to trick him into eloping with her without a prenup? When you see a baby with candy in its hand, you're not supposed just take its candy. You're supposed to trick the baby into eloping with you without a prenup so you can get your hands on ALL of its candy. Everybody knows that! I swear, LiLo needs to have several seats and reevaluate all the shitty choices she's made as a con artist.
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EEEK its Baby Jane Hudson !
Talk about Baby Jane. That bloated face is beyond sad. Even White Oprah doesn't look that bad. What was the Chateau thinking when they let her run up a bill like that?
OH! So not only does she owe the hotel $46K, she also swiped their computer.
Once a thief always a thief.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 12:06pm
To which I say, Get the hell outta my pantry, and get the fuck off my tits.
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Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 12:06pm
Cause our mayor doesn't want us smoking. He also doesn't want us drinking too much soda or bottle feeding our babehs.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Holy shiznit! Smokes are 14 DOLLARS a pack in NY?!?! Why???
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 11:42am.
yeah I don't really smoke anymore either, that was a contributing factor too, Nanny Bloomberg knows what he's doing
That's true. You want people to take public trans, make gas $10 a gallon. I don't like it, but that's how you run a nanny state.
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“I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas," she said.
yeah I don't really smoke anymore either, that was a contributing factor too, Nanny Bloomberg knows what he's doing
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 11:31am.
So expensive. You know you've been in NY too long when you find a pack for $12.99 and it's a steal! LOL. I don't really smoke though - only occasionally when I've been over served. :)
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 11:31am.
$14 is what a pack of cigs cost in NYC anyway
No way. Grounds to quit, right there.
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“I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas," she said.
$14 is what a pack of cigs cost in NYC anyway
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Submitted by Gigaboob on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 11:10am.
The hotel could sell (leak?) whatever she left on the laptop for way more than 46 large.
ETA: $14 a pack for smokes. I bet you could link up her wildest nights of partying, like July 4th when her room-service tab was over $600, to publicized probs in her life, like not showing up for gigs, fights, etc. (I'm too lazy, however.)
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“I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas," she said.
@Rande
That is hilarious! I love the part where they're basically begging her to return their laptop. What a monumental fuck-up she is...but I'm sure her minibar bill was for various juices and Fiji water only. ;)
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 11:05am.
I know! How lazy do you have to be to buy smokes from room service? You couldn't have planned ahead just a tiny bit and stumbled into AM/PM?
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“I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas," she said.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 10:27am.
Did you read through that invoice??????????? JFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you accumulate a $46K hotel bill? How do you blow through $3100 in booze from the minibar? I thought she didn't drink anymore??? *rolls eyes*
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
It all makes perfect sense. This is how she can afford the lifestyle. She has this nasty millionaire giving her money so she can fly all over, live in chateau marmont, buy expensive purses, shoes and clothes---all of it. He's footing her bills and probably Dina's too. Dina doesn't work right? Lindsay can't afford to support both her and her mom and pay her lawyer on the shitty low paying gigs she does manage to get. Honestly this is why her comeback fizzled. Everyone in hollywood from producers to craft services know Lindsay is a prostitute porn actress druggie. Mystery solved.
Submitted by StormNJ on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 10:11am.
WTF happened to her face? Is she auditioning for the remake of Mommie Dearest?
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Ophelia already mentioned this story, but the Chateau Marmont has banned Lindsay over an unpaid $46,000 bill ($3100 from the minibar alone). The letter to her (she checks in as Lilly Rosemand) is funny enough. She stayed for 47 nights in a row, @ $380 a night. Maybe her swain Sam will bail her out...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2195179/Lindsay-Lohan-banne...
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“I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas," she said.
Just a matter of time.
Mike Evans, Hollywood Reporter, on the radio this morning said LA police said the jewelry was taken and after the news got out the next day the jewelry was returned to the owner - IN ONE OF LOHAN'S T-SHIRTS. She told police she took the jewelry to keep someone else from taking it. Owner is a friend of Lindsay's so he didn't file charges.
Also, he said Lohan is banned from at least 3 popular LA hotels because things turn up missing when she goes there.
Submitted by CholaMom: "...how old is she going to look when she really IS in her 40's and 50's??"
We'll never know. She's not going to live that long.
In the East they believe too much sex burns up the ojas in your body. This is the life force in your spine. Celibate monks live to very advanced ages and because they conserve this energy have lustrous faces and a glow you cannot get from anything topical. The real you shows on your face. Can't be escaped.
Full disclosure: Wish I had had a lot less sex!
WTF happened to her face? Is she auditioning for the remake of Mommie Dearest?
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 6:24am.
"You got away this time, LILO, but I'll get you one day!" - Justice
hahaha. Maybe in the form of a lynch mob. *getting tar*
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“I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas," she said.
Lindsay looks ooooooold!! She looks like one of those "faces of meth" pictures -- honestly -- "Faces of Crack"? Jeez. You'd think with all the money she rakes in (however she does it) that she'd be able to afford some kick ass skin creams or something. Cripes I can't get over it... how old is she going to look when she really IS in her 40's and 50's??
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Guest...your avie! LOL
When husband first saw that pic he asked, what IS that!?
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Submitted by rook: "She didn't just steal watches, she stole silverware as well. How hard up does a bitch have to be to steal a bunch of salad forks?"
Let us also ask how hard up a man has to be in order to withdraw charges when his hooker steals his salad forks from under his nose.
But yeah, that's pretty hard up. Seriously.
She is a redheaded hemorrhoid on humanity's ass.
Submitted by Felix Le Chatte on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 5:56am.
She is the spitting image of Joan Crawford in that photo.
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I am not sure what Joan Crawford you are talking about, because THE Joan Crawford NEVER looked like this. Never.
Not surprised but wow.
This mess needs to teach a class on hustling the hustlers. Bitch either has some incredible luck, or amazing knack for theiving.
She didn't just steal watches, she stole silverware as well. How hard up does a bitch have to be to steal a bunch of salad forks?
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 6:24am.
"You got away this time, LILO, but I'll get you one day!" - Justice
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Believed no one. Ever.
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
Yes, the familiar feeling of disappointment... But Ophy's link is a soothing balm.
Although now that she's forbidden from going there, you can bet she'll be spotted at the Chateau Marmont, making a scene and defying everyone.
Actually, looking at her again, I'm getting a Whatever Happened to Baby Jane vibe from her face.
Everytime a picture of her is posted these days I just automatically think that it's an old one - I have a hard time wrapping my head around the idea that this is the current look she's going for..... Joan Crawford with a Scouser brow.
"SCRUB, Christina. SCRUB."
this bitch must have a horseshoe up her freckled twat.
just reading about her being persona non grata at the Chateau Marmont.
I think she REALLY likes their mini bar
http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/29/lindsay-lohan-banned-chateau-marmont-hotel...
"You got away this time, LILO, but I'll get you one day!" - Justice
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
She is the spitting image of Joan Crawford in that photo.
Sam wont co-operate with the poouuulice and that means, he has something over her now.
her ass is grass.
in future, Sam will call hohan.
Hohan: hello actress, oscar academy award winner in waiting speaking.
Sam: yo ho
Hohan: ohh hiii sam, one sec *speaks to convenience store clerk and sam overhears* excuse, how much for the gum? $2.25, i only have $1.45, can i please have it? ohh come on dude!! here look, there is my autograph
*background scream of clerk* fuck off!! *hohan gets back into car*
hohan: okay, yes sam?
dina lohan: hay sam!!!!
sam: yo ho and hay dina, listen i need you to come entertain a couple of druglords and japanese yakuza clan members tonight, i promised them id get a big hollywood actress to dance for them.
hohan: okay sweet um can i..
sam: yes ho, ill give you 10grams of coke and $20,000.
hohan: and will there be...
sam: yes ho, there will be a catering table.
hohan: okay wat time?
sam: oh and one more thing, bring your mom
hohan: my mom?? why?
sam: cuz the yukaza members wanna see you lez out with her.
hohan: whaaaattt???
An enthusiastic Dina screams in the background: ILL DO IT!
hohan: what mom noooo..
dina: ohh come on linds, it'll be fun! im a cool mom.
Sam: okay thats settled, ill see you sluts at 8PM.
Lolol Gigaboob! ;D
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I was caught in the last LiLo thread *left a message for Twat Muffin* and will say again that given enough rope she will hang herself because she is burning all her bridges (mixed metaphor alert). This subject certainly motivates Dlisters to vent but then it is so preposterous.
wait a minute... isn't she still on probation? and she admitted to being high on ambien? seems like abusing prescription drugs would break her probation. but I doubt anyone will call her out on that.
Oh, just fuck right off Lohan. Well, now it's basically proof positive that she's hooking. My only consolation is her face. She has to live with that face. She has to look at that face in the mirror after turning some freak show trick for her sugar daddy john.
According to TMZ, the prosecutor said that the items stolen totaled to $6,500, not the $100,000 total that has been detailed. Which means that the prosecutor has refused to move forward because he hasn't gotten a correct listing of all the property involved; if given a list of $100,000 in property involved in the theft, he might press forward on filing & having her arrested...
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Hi there Veryoldbat! How are you? Getting to bed? hehe Ya, had a crazy busy day so could only come in and out a few minutes at a time! ;/ Hope you had a good one though!
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Dumb whore.
I wish no one would report stories on her, and she'd go away. I think of her like I do the Kardashians. GO.AWAY.
LMAO GIGG... Passes sunglasses to protect your sweet eyes from all our jellies ways
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Withy! Waves.. Getting ready for bed... How was your day?
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Of course there's no evidence. Now he's in lurve and has taken it all back? Shady liars lying.
"California just isn't equipped with enough medical professional to deal with all the shocked hos who will have a heart attack that if LiLo actually goes to jail for longer than 5 seconds." -- LlMmAaOo MK!!!
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Watching the storm progress as well and hoping people are safe....
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.