Taylor Swift Will Ruin The Environment To Become A Kennedy
Taylor Swift said goodbye to her 18-year-old boyfriend Conor Kennedy over a week ago, because she needs to promote her awful song and he has to go school supplies shopping since he's still in damn high school. Taylor left Conor in Hyannis Port and she took her wedding crasher ass back to Nashville. But Taylor must've realized that if Conor's left alone, the spirit of Little Edie might smack some reality back into his ass, so she sent a private jet to pick him up and bring him back to Nashville to be with her. I would say that the Kennedys need to try to get this tramp trollop of Walnut Grove on kidnapping charges, but then I imagined all the song she'd write in prison.
A source tells Page Six that Taylor is so hard up on Conor that she doesn't want to be away from him for a second and the two could elope any second now, “Taylor missed Conor so much, she sent a plane for him a few days later. He’s been with her ever since, and his family doesn’t know when he will be back. Things have become so serious between them so fast that no one in Hyannis Port would be surprised if they eloped. They are inseparable and are all over each other all the time. While his relatives really like Taylor, some feel their lovey-dovey behavior is cute while it has made others in the family feel a little uncomfortable.”
Taylor should just pull some Strangers with Candy shit and go back to high school to be with Conor. Then she can gaze at him during home room and squeal out heart-shaped farts from her mouth when she's named homecoming queen and he's named homecoming king. That's where Conor and Taylor's love belongs, behind closed high school doors. It doesn't belong in the real world with US adults (and yes, I typed that 10 minutes after searching eBay for Beverly Hills Teens on VHS). Taylor isn't dickmatized, she's Kennedymatized and that's worse.
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That kid is...unfortunate looking.
Oh,Taylor.
For heaven's sake Taylor! At least let the kid grow out of the awkward teenager ugly nose phase!!!!
Don't judge me
Is anybody else getting a DRAG KING vibe from that photo of the Kennedy kid?
Strangers with candy shit...MK you are too much ..so funny
xoxox
The war isn't working.
MrrKat, Foxxy, Bacony, I concur on the Argan oil, it works very well. ;)
OnT: Connor looks serial killer-y in all his pics. brrrr
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i don't know how much is true, but if even half is, it's disturbing. according to star mag., she bought a hyannis house right next to his grandma's and his house (showed a pic). the thing that didn't ring true about that is why on earth would they allow a house within the kennedy "compound" to go on the market?!
his mom just died in what, may? TOO SOON for this romance or whatever. he's probably hanging on to her and she shouldn't take advantage.
when i think about being in high school and your mom kills yourself....
that is some fucked up shit.
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It's bad enough when you're dumped by a Jonas brother, but it's even worse dating a creepy guy even though he's a Kennedy. I wonder when Taylor's gonna make it three strikes before she realizes she's just not good dating material and she'll write some shit song to annoy the hell out of us about her experience
Ohh deear... soon Taylor will be like "oh hay connor let me teach you about sex ed. here you put your penis in my vagina"
and she pokes a hole in the condom with a needle so she can get knocked up and will forever be part of the kennedys.
lol @ Irma...yes, CREEPY!
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They're so creepy. Creepy to the max.
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As Fatal Attraction-ish as Taylor Swift is, it's Conor Kennedy who is giving me the major creeps here. He looks like the dude from "The Blue Lagoon" meets a young Newt Gingrich...except creepier, if that's possible.
First let me say Nashville is a kick ass city. I had a friend who used to live there and I visited every chance I got. You're always guaranteed a good time there.
Second, WTF is a 22 year old girl doing dating a high school senior? Seriously, how desperate and hard up can she be? Swift has psycho-stalker written all over her. Whomever made the Fatal Attraction reference is spot on.
I WILL NOT BE IGNORED DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@MrrKat
Cheap (and smart) beauty horz RULE! *wiggles eyebrows while high-fiving with 11 Wide!*
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Ont - "squeal out heart-shaped farts from her mouth when she's named homecoming queen and he's named homecoming king. That's where Conor and Taylor's love belongs, " (Lol, damn me, just read the post)
OffT - http://vitals.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/08/28/13530944-vitamin-b3-may-help-...
Did you guys see this? Friend told me VitB, zink and folic were natural super fighters in high doses. Mid-high doses of VitD sheaths the brain neurons against cerebral/nerve degeneration. The next time you guys have bloodwork, ask your doc to include the vitamin panel. A B/D deficiency indicates imminent autoimmune or neuro issues.
*can't quit you guys; quitting you guys for tonight; goes back to Mets game; puts p.noir away damn headache coming back
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 10:56pm.
dammit you beat me to it! :-D that's what i use!
LOL! Great minds think alike (on a budget)!
Submitted by MrrKat on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 10:54pm.
The less-expensive argan oil products from Sally Beauty Supply are top-notch, in my experience. I highly recommend the One 'n Only brand hair stuff. It's ~1/4 the price of salon-brand argan oil products & works well.
dammit you beat me to it! :-D that's what i use!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 10:32pm.
I gotta scroll back to read some of the D beauty tips. I needz 'em!
My two cents. If any of you horz are thinking about plunking down your hard earned clams for Moroccanoil (for hair) at the salon, go to your nearest drug store chain or SuperTarzhey and pick up a bottle of the Dove version. Just as good, and at a fraction of the price.
The less-expensive argan oil products from Sally Beauty Supply are top-notch, in my experience. I highly recommend the One 'n Only brand hair stuff. It's ~1/4 the price of salon-brand argan oil products & works well.
she is a desperate woman. she sees this as an opportunity to keep the spotlight on her. she will likely try and push him into marriage since marrying into such a mysteriously beloved (mostly by east coasters clinging onto a long passed era) family can help keep her in the news. this is about as close as becoming part of american royalty as she can get.
if this ends before marriage- she will write a song about it.
Submitted by Thamar on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 10:45pm.
Mrrkat. How did Taylor Swift do it? She gets criticized for lack of talent, writes about it and gets another Grammy!
That's what I'm trying to figure out! Dammit, I don't have much musical talent either & can't write anything but sappy, trite songs...need to get my ass to Nashville STAT! :-P
Honestly, though, her success is a PR Hall of Fame case study. Only PR can make a giraffe's ear into a silk purse.
Mrrkat. How did Taylor Swift do it? She gets criticized for lack of talent, writes about it and gets another Grammy!
I gotta scroll back to read some of the D beauty tips. I needz 'em!
My two cents. If any of you horz are thinking about plunking down your hard earned clams for Moroccanoil (for hair) at the salon, go to your nearest drug store chain or SuperTarzhey and pick up a bottle of the Dove version. Just as good, and at a fraction of the price.
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Thanks for the info - I will pass it along. And Mrs. Hekki, thanks for the link!!! Heading out to buy coconut oil tomorrow.
Any other tips for my bored, old butt will be greatly apprecaited. (Still dealing with spinal cord injury.) :*(
This chick is so stalky (is that a word?) and clingy. Unfortunately I see her boiling someone's pet rabbit in future and multiple restraining orders where she is quoted as saying "I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!".
C6 - I love tea tree oil! A few drops in a glass of cold water makes a lovely mouthwash. Cleared up my skin in a pinch, too. I love Dr. Bronner's tea tree castile soap....it comes in a bunch of different varities (almond, orange, peppermint) but the TT is my favorite. It just smells so clean and astringent.
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Submitted by Hockey fan on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 9:31pm.
I can only pray that the prom is held at Chappaquiddick.
BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 9:28pm.
This had me giggling like a loon. So damn true.
Though my first love at 18 wasn't like that. He had masterful control of everything. *swoon*
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Glad to be of service. Lucky you that your first love was good in bed. Wish I could say the same for mine.
Thank you C6 for the tips! *slides glass of vino over* My youngest has outbreaks of zits now and then.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 9:23pm.
I've learned so much valuable health advice on the D that I don't even need to see the doc! which is just as well, because my new shitty insurance company is giving me major anxiety lately. Chia seeds....tea tree oil....coconut oil....shit WORKS, man.
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The tea tree oil. Yup. The %100 Austrialian, again. And a little trick to never get foot/nail/feet fungus (I know, grossing myself out now) is to put a few drops of tea tree oil in with some lavender oil and brush it on your hand cuticles and toe cuticles and you know the rest.
Ont: Can't get past how mis-matched the Swift/C.Kennedy thing is.
*heads off to finish my drank and sleep; salutes all
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Submitted by Mani6 on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 8:55pm.
Will someone tell Frodo that it's just the power of the Ring she's after?
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Priceless! This just made my night.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 9:49pm.
Water it down or stop. Read up on the reaction of the skin to using fruit enzymes. Everyone has a different skin-surface make-up biochemically. This is why I was saying in the very first post for people to read up first on these things. My skin burned (did not peel) the first week I did straight lemon juice on it. Had to water it down to a weaker state.
PEOPLE, PLEASE READ UP FIRST, AND IF NECESSARY ASK A HOLISTIC PERSON AT A WHOLEFOODS OR AT THE ORGANIC STORE (BLACK FOREST NATURAL FOODS OR SOMETHING). Please, people do not continue a course/treatment without baby-stepping it and reading up first!
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“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” —Carl Sagan (RIP C.Hitchens, Winehouse, Houston, MCA, Dillon, Armstrong) *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by Super Stew on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 9:22pm.
C6, Where did you get that information on skin cleansing and detox?
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Sorry, dude just got home and was all like "why you got to be on the blog" when my ass just fking break'd from studies" *shoots you-fking-jerk-STFU eyes at him
I researched it for 7 years with the help of a friend of mine that does clinical trials on pharmas but who married a holistic. Had a bout of cystic acne that the pharmas couldn't help; her hubs advised shit and in three weeks I saw a difference in skin/energy. Said this before, I have a frenetically science mind and will research shit before taking anyone's word, but the research backed up what he was saying, then the trial on me topped it off. How did our forebearers survived far worse than us without the goddamn CVS? If you got a major infection, then by god go to the ER, seriously. But if you can heal up a low-med infection naturally, then why not try? Maybe our immune systems have shut down or are over-reacting due to CLINICAL gene/organism/synthetic mutation.
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“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” —Carl Sagan (RIP C.Hitchens, Winehouse, Houston, MCA, Dillon, Armstrong) *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by C6 on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 9:06pm.
cappy, I was doing the lemon every but my face got so dry and started peeling after about 3 days,
does this go away? or should I lay off for a bit.
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 7:07pm.
at first I thought it was teenage rebellion on his part too, but then I remembered the loonies that the kennedys bring home daily, so it can't be that.
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SuperStew and everyone else: I've been meaning to share this link. If you're a certain age, you'll remember Way Bandy. Anyhor, I found this recipe/regimen and if you can bear to do it every night, it's supposed to be amazing. My mom's friend swore by it and she had gorgeous skin. Finally found it! I tried it for two nights and my skin was soft as my kids'. I didn't keep it up but some day...
http://swansonvitamins.blogs.com/swanson_weblog/2008/12/have-you-always-...
So, will she be pregnant by the time his prom rolls around?
I can only pray that the prom is held at Chappaquiddick.
Submitted by MrrKat: "What I can't get past with this dating an 18 year old boy thing is the BAD SEX. Oh yeah, he's rock hard, so awesome!...and it lasts 30 seconds. You sit down on it, and SQUIRT! he's done. Yee-haw, sooooo exciting. I don't give a damn if he can do it 46x more that same night. If I don't get off, your ass is out the door."
This had me giggling like a loon. So damn true.
Though my first love at 18 wasn't like that. He had masterful control of everything. *swoon*
I've learned so much valuable health advice on the D that I don't even need to see the doc! which is just as well, because my new shitty insurance company is giving me major anxiety lately. Chia seeds....tea tree oil....coconut oil....shit WORKS, man.
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C6, Where did you get that information on skin cleansing and detox? My best friend's teenage son has the most horrific acne and he is so self conscious about it. I would love to forward them some information.
OMG, this crazy-ass stalker beeeyotch is proof that the Kennedy Curse still exists. Next thing you know we'll be pulling Conor out of an ocean plane wreckage. god forbid the kid travels to Dallas...
(too soon?)
Submitted by Thamar on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 8:53pm.
MK capital wit. Kennedymatized. Haha
Taylor sing it!
'we got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Thamar, I [heart] you. Of course, Tay-Tay couldn't do this song the justice it deserves. But that's never stopped her in the past, has it?
Johnny & June would spin in their graves.
Orangina, I'm glad you mentioned Austin. Great town, and originally it's where Willie Nelson retreated to make music when Nashville wasn't doing him right (early '70s, I think). He basically started the Outlaw Country movement when he said "Fuck Nashville!" and moved back closer to home. Waylon Jennings followed not long after, along with many other Outlaws whose rougher, more honky-tonky, "older" sound wasn't in favor among Nashville record execs. Back then, kind of the same thing was going on as today--country had a more "pop" sound, and older artists often saw their careers dry up. And Austin is still an awesome place to make music, whether it's country or some other genre.
I agree with you re: TS "pulling a Justin Timberlake." Her "country" music is juuuuuust barely that, and ITA with others commenting on her reedy voice and questionable guitar playing. But I have to hand it to her PR folks; they've created a million-dollar machine out of fluffy pink hearts, Love's Baby Soft cologne, glittery rainbows, and Lisa Frank notebooks. Blergh.
Submitted by Orangina on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 8:42pm.
@MrrKat
Very interesting. Thanks for that information. I always assumed that you would have to go out to Austin if you wanted to make country music in a cool city. But I still think she's too Hollywood to live in a place that doesn't have paparazzi on every corner. So Nashville might be a cool place to live if you just want to be a country musician, but I think Taylor's more interested in being a celebrity. And trying to become an actress. She'll probably pull a Justin Timberlake and quit making music completely if she can get enough good movie roles to come her way.
Fanks, Cappy! {{HUGS}}
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Submitted by Mani6 on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 8:55pm.
Will someone tell Frodo
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LMFAO! shit
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{Dog}} Sorry, tech certs I been studying; popping on before bed at midnightish fml.
I squeeze half a lemon per 8oz water. It is the #1 PH blood balancer and detoxer. If you can get the Manuka honey (australian honey, $40usd for a 12oz can, i know, i know; healing properties proven by scientists) put a teaspoon. Regular pure honey will do BUT get the all natural regular honey, no 'fancy honey' bullshit.
For the garlic caps (most wholefoods bottles say 2-4 caps a day, 2 will do to also cleans the dig track)
This is for the internal detox. The tea tree/neem is the anti-fung/microb/bacterial/viral for the skin detox. The castor soap is just the most natural. Back to the lemon, if you squeeze some lemon juice onto paper towels and swipe down the face skin, it will kill surface bacteria and lighten/even out skin tone. Been doing this myself for 7 months; skin is the clearest it's ever been and I don't even use any foundation. It'll take a month or so for you to see the difference. Remember the aloe leaf gel on the skin after the washing. Read up on the aloe, you'll see why. Hope this helps.
Ont - Does Conor K. have a bumpit on?
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Cappy, FFS, I been looking all over for you. How much honey and lemon do I put in the water you told me to drink? I got the aloe, castor soap, tea tree and neem oils, and the garlic capsules.
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Will someone tell Frodo that it's just the power of the Ring she's after?
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I can't the fk wait for this ridiculousness to implode on impact. She's mentally a glitter-doodle drawing 12yro and he's a walking black cloud of underworld. Strange hook up.
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MK capital wit. Kennedymatized. Haha
Taylor sing it!
'we got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout'
What I can't get past with this dating an 18 year old boy thing is the BAD SEX. Oh yeah, he's rock hard, so awesome!...and it lasts 30 seconds. You sit down on it, and SQUIRT! he's done. Yee-haw, sooooo exciting. I don't give a damn if he can do it 46x more that same night. If I don't get off, your ass is out the door.