LiLo Got Banned From Her Crack Home Away From Crack Home
Lindsay Lohan shouldn't even be trusted for one hour in a Super 8 motel room in Barstow, but for some reason, The Chateau Marmont let her stay with them for 47 days this summer and they didn't make her pay upfront in cash that comes up clean when they mark each bill with that yellow pen (Side whisper: I HATE that yellow pen). Every crackhouse in South Central boards up their windows when they see LiLo pulling up front in her Porsche, but Chateau Marmont still took that freckled mess of stupid in and she still screwed them over.
While filming the future AFI basic cable movie of the century Liz & Dick, LiLo laid her favorite coke snortin' mirror (the one that's got "There's No Place Like Home" etched into it) on the coffee table in a suite at The Chateau and she stayed there during June and July. Because LiLo can't ruin her reputation as a thieving mooch, she never put one penny toward her ever-growing bill and the Chateau eventually kicked her coke-dusted ass out on August 1st. They have banned her for life and the general manager sent her a letter asking her to pay for the $46k bill she racked up. Before you say that sending Blohan that letter was a waste of paper, I'm sure she rolled that letter up and smoked weed cut with bath salts out of it, so it wasn't a complete waste.
TMZ got a hold of the letter and bill, and it says that LiLo spent $3,145.07 on the minibar, $686 on 49 packs of cigarettes, $100 on a candle and $1,992.07 for one dinner at the restaurant on July 4th. The GM says that LiLo borrowed one of the hotel's computers, but he's willing to wave the $75 a day charge if she returns it. LiLo would totally turn in that laptop if she could, but it's kind of impossible since she already gave it to her dealer for an 8-ball.
Also, I looked hard on the bill for a charge for daily Hazmat cleaning services and for a charge to replace all the toilets in her suite, but I didn't see either of those. The Chateau probably waved those charges too.
I can't wait for White Oprah to cry that they were told The Chateau is a free halfway house for wayward celebrity crackheads and now they're just using her daughter's famous A-list name to get some publicity. But whatever, I'm sure this is just a misunderstanding and Blohan will eventually pay off the bill with a bag of Rolexes and a truck full of DVD players with the serial numbers scratched out.
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she needs to get out of l.a. shes not wanted and its not a good place for her...
can't she see this?
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 11:03am.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 11:01am.
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Hell no, they will shoot and kill her in site.;-)
Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 11:01am.
Yeah she's over it. LILO is moving back to New York.
Really?? *happy dance* Are the cops and judges in NY saps, too? I think not, right?
Yeah she's over it. LILO is moving back to new York .
Hotel Chateau Marmont today said (Thursday) they are 'horrified' that details of their private correspondence to Lindsay Lohan were made public.
Los Angele's premier celebrity hangout exclusively revealed to Mail Online their disappointment that a letter addressed to Lindsay revealing non-payment of a $46,000 bill emerged in the media. And pointedly blamed the leak on a member of the actress' entourage.
The management of the hotel told MailOnline: ‘Chateau Marmont places guest privacy as a core value and upholds this privacy with paramount importance. After investigation, it appears that a private correspondence between Chateau Marmont's general manager and Miss Lohan was leaked by a member of her entourage.’
She's so crazy!
Why would she pay all the money for HOTEL PORN?!! its softcore.
hellooooo
borrow the laptop, hook up to high speed internet and google porn, and you get x-rated.
Why do they call her "Lindsay" in the letter. Is that not a bit informal and unprofessional? Shouldn't they refer to her as Ms. Lohan?
The Chateau is only running on its glory days...its an over priced shit hole. Yet, I hope they do sue that freckeled grifter.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Dog: "Not sure why the film company would pay for the freckled maggot to stay in a hotel in L.A. when she LIVES in L.A. They only do that on location, non?"
Not to mention, when they were shooting "Diz and Lick" at some marina that was supposed to serve as the French Riviera or some shit, they got her a hotel room in that town. Supposedly to save her travel time to LA and back, but she had to go back to Marmont. Probably had johns waiting.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 10:23pm.
The Marmoset would have to arrange it so the name "Lohan" wasn't directly involved; otherwise those grifters would show up with their hands out.
Can you imagine the room after she stayed and smoked in it for 47 days??
RandéS, That's what I am saying. Instead of sending her the bill, the manager should be sending her a thank you note and an open invitation to come back real soon. hahahaha
Don't get that kind of tourism, but it seems harmless in her case. Knowing that family, they'd each ask to grace a room and leave their "mark" for posterity. lol
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 10:05pm.
I forget where you're from, but, at the Joshua Tree Inn, the room that Gram Parsons OD'd in is booked year-round. Ghosts and all. I don't wish Lohan to die like Belushi, but Hollywood tourists might get a cheap thrill from staying in the notorious Lohan Suite. Order a little room service, try the wireless, etc.
And if you look at all the pages of the bill....she ordered that porn on TV, and *most* days was charged for 2 cars to park...I wonder who watched the pron with her? ;-)
Not sure why the film company would pay for the freckled maggot to stay in a hotel in L.A. when she LIVES in L.A. They only do that on location, non?
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Lmao. I might actually pay to see the stank, if I had on a suit of course. lol
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"stop calling Irish Fury a bimbo!"
Oh God, I've really done it this time. LOL.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 10:01pm.
Without cleaning it first? They could make visitors wear hazmat suits and charge extra for the suits.
The manager should make this The Lilo Crack Den suite and sell tickets like they do at the fair. He'll make the money back in no time. Then invite her back to christen another one, call it the The Lilo Meth Lab and double his profits. dumbass. lmao
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 1:26pm.
and i want real people to pretend to be the tables, chairs and all the furniture, so when i sit down and click my fingers, somebody crawls over for me to rest my foot on.
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Another burning bridge and this was her favourite LA haunt. It's gotta hurt - good!
I've been wondering all day who disclosed the CM letter and bill. It's possible that CM did, to embarrass her, though they obviously underestimate her sense of shame or obligation.
I think it's not CM, since she'd threaten to sue them for invasion of privacy or something and the size of the debt makes CM look like a chump. (Not to mention the 1940s letterhead.)
Maybe just some insider at CM who copied the letter and bill? Or some backstabber visiting her flat who saw the papers lying around?
HAHHAHAHAHA! You know you're low when even the Chateau Marmont bans you for life!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Haven't heard any updates on little sister Ali's "modeling" trip to Korea lately. Must be really busy building that portfolio *snark*. Maybe Hohan should send her an email and ask her to wire some cash.
Even if Lindsay DOES have friends in high places, how can she stay in their good graces? She can't honor an agreement to save her life.
She has no integrity and a tendency to bite the hand that feeds her. Always has. She has a rich fool "friend" and she steals from him. She had people like Meryl Streep and Jane Fonda and Tina Fey who were willing to mentor her and look out for her and she basically told them to fuck off.
HAHAHAHAAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHA!!!
"...if she returns it..."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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She lives in LA for fucks sake, why stay at that fleabag dump the CM? And I call BULLSHIT on Lifetime agreeing to pick up the tab for that nonsense. Send a car to pick her up for work everyday at her apartment/condo? Yes (for more reason than one, considering how she drives), but foot a $50K bill to put her Zlist ass up in a hotel? We're talking a Lifetime movie people - not Paramount Studios paying for Spielberg to make another Indiana Jones sequel.
Good luck getting your money CM, your going to need it.
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Submitted by Jaxon on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 4:21pm.
The Chateau Marmont hardly needs free advertising or Lohan to give them notoriety. The place has been around for years, with REAL actors having stayed there and it has always gotten plenty of press. If anything Lohan's name attached to the hotel will drive away customers.
She really is a worthless piece of S - - T!
Talk about a "coincidence" that she was out on a spending spree for her little brother in August, and also implicated in that jewelry robbery at her friends house, and now not paying her hotel bills.
Her worthless ass should be thrown in jail, since this type of stuff keeps on coming up over and over and over again.
Submitted by Get Serious on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 6:58pm.
This bitch... this bitch. I'm done with this bitch. As far as I'm concerned, she's a class A fuckup and complete & total dumbass, and completely without hope. I hope the chateu takes her to court & nails her ass to the wall...
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Wishful thinking...if only this would actually happen. I'm convinced Lindsay knows some powerful Russian mafia warlord who threatens to do unspeakable things to the authorities every time she gets in trouble.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 3:24pm.
Here's why she likes to stay in that hotel:
1. She cannot be alone. Ever. But in a hotel, there's always someone around. You can call someone and they will bring you food. You pick up the phone and someone is there. If she goes down to the lobby or bar, there is someone who will recognize her.
2. Someone will clean up after you. Everything is taken care of. Clean towels, full roll of TP, laundry service, etc.
3. It's seedy and she's not comfortable with what we all consider respectable and nice.
Agree completely. I really thought that her rich millionaire "clients" would have paid for this...I guess not.
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This bitch... this bitch. I'm done with this bitch. As far as I'm concerned, she's a class A fuckup and complete & total dumbass, and completely without hope. I hope the chateu takes her to court & nails her ass to the wall...
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I'm beginning to have a grudging admiration for her superb mastery of the hustle. If Gotti, Graziano and Massino had that kind of knowledge of the game, they wouldn't have even gotten a ticket for jaywalking.
Face it, folks. It's time to reconcile ourselves with the cold hard fact that she was born under lucky star with a force field around her. She's absolutely untouchable (in every sense of the word).
I stayed at this motel out in the northwest part of Oklahoma and the place had a toilet (albeit a clean-looking one), in front of one of the doors to a room and a box spring out in the parking lot. Otherwise, the place was not too bad a place. That toilet reminds me of Lohan at the moment. Along with the rest of today's celebrity news. The shit is out in the open for all to see.
yes i agree appears to be for advertising. this is just great press for them. no one in their right mind would extend her credit like that unless their greedy ass is getting something out of the deal. hollywood people are so fucking shady.
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Their other claim to fame is that john belushi overdosed there. But you are right, they need publicity for the new generation. Maybe sno-lo was hoping to get some of that vibe.
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Submitted by Jaxon on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 4:21pm.
They can write the bill off as advertising. I'd never heard of the place until she stayed there. f
Beverly Hills Hotel is very nice, too nice for LiLo. Zero self esteem, more comfortable with sleaze.
I find it easy to love young peeps, even a freckled selfish whore, but Lord forgive me, feel the need to say,
"I hate you Dina Lohan, you utter POS!"
Ah, better!
The sha-toe should have to automatically eat the charges because only someone intending to throw away money will extend credit to snow-lo.
She is probably wondering where is her friend Lady Gaga? They had that slumber party. $47,000 is nothing to her. Why is she being mean? I hate her. Lana Del Rey is rich, too. Is she mean, too?
Submitted by Bizzarelife :
I am always confused when it comes to this nutbag. Why does she not have some kind of apartment or SOMETHING? Is it due to the fact that she is such a mess....and no one will rent to her?
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I know she used to rent a condo. One of our clients has a daughter who was BrokeHan's neighbor and used to post funny sightings on Facebook. I don't know if she still lives there though.
Remember when the cops went there and wondered if she'd had a break in because the place was trashed to hell? But that was Lindsay's "normal mode".
They can write the bill off as advertising. I'd never heard of the place until she stayed there. How many days was their name in the news because of her presence? THAT'S why there let her stay there without paying. They don't have any room to gripe now. Just more advertising for them. They deserve each other.
Submitted by Mel-Tang/ "...when she finally does her last Thelma and Louise worthy crime, the police won't have an address to find her at."
BINGO!!!
I blame society!
... in terms of: you jelliz hators don't let LiLo be great so she's not great at paying bills either and that's all your fault!
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Submitted by MO2 on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 4:01pm.
Can someone tell me what "Garden Charges" are for?
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Can someone tell me what "Garden Charges" are for?