Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Nothing to laugh about here -- this one we will all be sad about. All of us. Because it’s almost over for them. After rising together and stabilising together and conveniently finding a home together, where you’d think work would be so much easier, and having the babies too, they’re close to formally ending it, and there may be an announcement soon...which, well, if you look at him it doesn’t seem to have affected him physically. Everyone says he really cares about his appearance these days, more than ever, and is looking hotter than ever. Or, as one person put it, “hot all of a sudden”. Emotionally too he hasn’t let on that there’s anything wrong. For what it’s worth, I’m told there was no third party involvement. Perhaps that means it’s amicable, just the end of their story. Perhaps we’ll be more choked about it than they are. As I drench my waffles in more maple syrup. (Lainey Gossip)
Because of that last line, the Internet thinks this is about Amy Poehler and Will Arnett. The only way to know for sure is to check the logs at every suicide hotline to see if there was a call from "True Love."
Which former “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew” alum has relapsed, gained a ton of weight back and is now in serious condition at a Los Angeles-area hospital? Hitting rock bottom for the umpteenth time hasn’t changed the grumpy, bloated D-lister’s sour attitude – the hospital staff threatened to transfer him if he didn’t stop harassing the nurses! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Tom Sizemore or Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, or honestly, every single ex-Celebrity Rehabber.
Which high-profile TV personality – people in Hollywood call her an “attack dog,” and most say THAT’S a compliment – has been hiding a lesbian secret? The twice-divorced loudmouth says she has been burned by men in the past, but has always preferred women! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
The only shit I've got is either Nancy Grace or Gloria Allred? Nancy's still married to her first husband and Wiki says Gloria has only been divorced once. So I'm just going to say that it's both of them and when they aren't screaming at a camera lens, they're munching the rage out of each other.
This bachelor is quite the catch. He is handsome, talented, and always has his pick of the best projects and the most beautiful women. While he always seemed content dating the same type of girl over and over again (even sometimes going back to the same girl more than once), it looks like he is ready to pop the question! He is quietly having a mind-bending engagement ring made for the lucky lady, and will propose before the end of the year. (Blind Gossip)
George Clooney, and if this is true, I'm sure he'll propose on International Fuckit Day.
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Wow I didn't see that one coming. I thought they made a cute couple. Wrong assumption on my part: being funny does not equal being happy, I guess. :S
This video sums it up:
http://youtu.be/R2RmzwZNXfk
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Who believes anything from Lainey anymore? It's not like she is where the action is, she lives in Vancouver for chrissake.
Just look at how wrong with her observations on the Prince Harry situation.
Her "I'm told" is more like...no one is telling..her.
I think the last one is Leo he is quite a "catch"= catch me if you can????
I thought they were cute together. Though I'm sure there's a reason why everyone says he's creepy. I just never paid attention.
The 2nd one is definitely Leo. The words "catch" and "mind-bending" are movie references.
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 8:49pm.
My first thought was Robert Redford. Really, it fits both of them really well.
Ouuuu. What about "still-handsome"? Both are looking their ages, but people tend to see them through a prism of how they looked decades ago. I guess the aging heartthrob has previously written a book in which he dismissed the rumor... (Too lazy to check.)
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 3:06pm.
My first thought was Robert Redford. Really, it fits both of them really well.
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Will Arnett tries too hard... He's very awkward in interviews.
#2 is quite literally "number two," Roseanne Barr. What man would go anywhere near that foul-mothed, crazy slob?
Actually, Arnett is quiet and standoffish in RL (met him on a film set on which my friend was working - also met Will Forte and Kristen Wiig, who were both total sweethearts). Arnett isn't a douche, just not a particularly warm or outgoing person. I think a lot of actors are like this, particularly comic actors - they tend to be shy and weird in RL.
Still, it will be sad if he and Poehler break up (although to be honest, she seems like a real piece of work - her BFF Tina Fey writes tellingly about her in Bossypants).
Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 2:57pm.
Roseann Barr is prolly the lez. She's said a few times she's through with men.
*bows to you* attack dog. loudmouth. how did everyone except you forget Roseanne ?! lol
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Here's the original item in the Enquirer. Sure sounds like Leo:
WHAT A-list, never-married movie star was spotted lunching with his attorney as they went over specifics of a prenup? The 30-something hunk has a penchant for dating leggy lingerie models, but he thinks his latest love interest is Mrs. Right! Let’s hope she signs on the dotted line!
Here's another one. Sounds like Harrison Ford:
WHICH married aging male heartthrob – he’s known for his charitable works and environmental activism – is now worried that a tell-all book about his secret extramarital affair will soon be published? The squeaky-clean, still-handsome 70-something star had written the woman off as a nonissue long ago, but it turns out she’s she’s the one who’s been writing!
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/30/2012 -2:22pm.
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He has very creepy, deadish eyes. I get a Ted Bundy vibe from him. Jerk.
Perhaps the better Celebrity Rehabber Blind Item would be which one actually achieves long-term sobriety?
Roseann Barr is prolly the lez. She's said a few times she's through with men.
That last one is Leo all day loooong.
Joan Rivers for the second?
**This is an OUTRAGE**
Possibly Clooney but I have a 100 on the last blind item being Ryan Gosling. Same kinda girl (older, hot), back for seconds (Rachel McAdams) and he would definitely think he could design the ring he will put on it...
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/30/2012 -2:22pm.
Submitted by luvsmekitty: "Not a Will Arnett fan. Something about him seems...off."
I don't like him. I think he's bitter and mean in real life. And Amy could do better.
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There's something sinister about him. I always got the impression that he could be a very nasty person (and not in a good way). I think he's a decent actor but I wouldn't want to be left alone with him.
Gloria All-Lez!
"This world is a whore."
High-profile TV personality – people in Hollywood call her an “attack dog"...
That Nancy woman from the PBS smash hit "Sewing with Nancy"
Submitted by luvsmekitty: "Not a Will Arnett fan. Something about him seems...off."
I don't like him. I think he's bitter and mean in real life. And Amy could do better.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 12:21pm.
Will Arnett has always majorly creeped me out.
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It's the voice, right?
I dunno if the first one is Will Arnett and Amy Poehler, but if he is looking "hot all of a sudden" then you can bet he's been gettin' some punanny on the side.
A drama-free, maturely-handled divorce is even a blind? Is this the '50s or early '60s?
Damnit! I really hope the first one isn't Amy and Will. I like those two.
Leo for #3. Always dating those VS models.
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The last one is more like Clooney. Leo has been dating the new VS model for less than a year and he is already buying the engagement ring? Now that doesn`t sound anything like Leo to me...
Last one is definitely Leo. He has to realize he is not aging well and his super model days are over.
The attack dog has to be Allred. We all know Walters is a lesbian. That's old news.
I think the attack dog is Kim Kardassian, because attack dog IS a compliment compared to every other name she gets called by us. They probably call her that because whenever they walk by her on the sidewalk their dogs get pulled into her ass's orbit, in a way that's an attack.
How about Judge Judy - she has been divorced twice.
Barbara Walters was divorced twice, but is she fierce enough to be called an attack dog?
"There are some broke down people out there." - Mama June
1. to me, recent photos of Arnett look the same as old photos of Arnett
2. all of them
3. in case anyone was wondering, Ann Coulter has never been married. some on BG have guessed Joan Rivers. works for me
4. Clooney has said a kajillion times his marriage taught him he is not the marrying kind. i don't think he's yet at the age or with the woman that would change his position. has there been a split-and-go-back relationship? could not think of any. agree with Ms. Brooks that "mind-bending" points to Mr. Inception. as does the break-up to make-up clue. Leo and this year's model model
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I don't think the attack dog one is Nancy. Wasn't her first fiance murdered? I don't think that is being burned by a man...but maybe.
Awww I hope it's not Amy and Will.
I'm starting to think Dr. Drew doesn't know what he is doing...
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
@ joe schmoe He is dating a model (I know, how odd!) named Erin Heatherton
http://www.justjared.com/2012/08/26/erin-heatherton-lunches-while-leo-di...
ETA: I see PSL beat me to it!
If Clooney marries, it'll be when he's like 75. I'm guessing its Leo.
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Douchechill!
Leo has been with Erin Heatherton, a VS model (surprise) for a while now.
I think it is him.
And this BI on CDAN said the guy was 30-something, which is not Clooney!
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Oh, when I try to love
I can love the same man in the same bed in the same city
But not in the same room it's a pity
Not sure about Leo for the last one..is he even serious with anyone now? Although he has broken up and gone back to Bar whatshername.
I'm going with Clooney and the lady wrassler.
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"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I never sensed the chemistry between Will and Amy. They seemed more like buddies than lovers, IMO. Plus, I always envisioned Will chasing after "hot" 20-somethings. That's probably because he always plays a mega-douche on TV and in movies.
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Douchechill!
Hmmm damn, I kinda like Tina as well, Maybe they'd both like to swing by!
What do you think Tina?
*call me;)*
If it is Will and Amy, I will have the sads.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 12:30pm.
Yes, she needs to see the light and head north! LOL Tina Fey lurks here, maybe she can hook you up.
There's something about Amy Poehler that gets on my last damn nerve. She's like a little ADHD kid in need of medication.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 12:29pm.
Whamo- I agree. I know a lot of people like them as a couple, but I always thought she could do better
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Whamo- I agree. I know a lot of people like them as a couple, but I always thought she could do better.
Not a Will Arnett fan. Something about him seems...off.
Leo for the last one and IDGAF about the second one.
I always thought SNL Amy was quite pretty. Funny ladies are definitely attractive.
I think Leo for the last one, too. It's the "mind-bending engagement ring" clue that makes me think it's him.
Leo for the last one?
Gloria Allred: I know her first husband. *waiting to be sued*
I hope not Amy and Will, but no one in Hollywood stays together anymore.
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Oh, when I try to love
I can love the same man in the same bed in the same city
But not in the same room it's a pity
Will Arnett has always majorly creeped me out.