Giuliana and Bill Are Parents Now
At around 10:12pm last night in Denver, Giuliana and Bill Rancic's leased baby oven birthed out their first kid together, a boy who weighed in at 7 pounds and 4 ounces, which is approximately 2 pounds less than what his mom weighs.
Giuliana and Bill told her overlords at E! that they named the newest cast member of their reality show "Edward Duke" and then they said these words: "Bill and I are blessed beyond words to welcome Edward into our lives. Thank you so much to everyone who supported us along the way. We are so in love with the little guy already!"
As anybody who watches Today or reads Life & Style knows, Giuliana and Bill tried for years to have a baby and had to press pause on their fetus-making plans when she was diagnosed with breast cancer. After Giuliana had a double mastectomy, they kept trying with the help of IVF, but after she had a miscarriage, they decided to use a gestational carrier. And that's the story of the making of Edward Duke.
Now about that name.... Edward Duke could be the WASPiest name I've ever heard and it also sounds like the name of a talking know-it-all Golden Retriever in a CGI movie about a bunch of dogs trying to break out of the pound.
And whatever Giuliana and Bill are doing in that picture above, they shouldn't do in front of Baby Edward Duke. It takes a fully developed stomach to handle the nose-smashing awkward shit they're doing in that picture.
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They make the Kuntrashians look talented and intelligent.
And in even bigger news, the cashier down the street at my local Dairy Queen had her first period.
Thanks loopygorilla, on the off-chance I'll ever reference this nobody couple again it will be known as the "Mr & Mrs Rancid."
Thats a pretty normal name all things considered!
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 12:31pm.
everytime i read their last time, i always mispronounce as Rancid. Bill and Giulana Rancid.
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Me too!
At least Bobblehead had a boy. I was afraid she would have a girl and screw her up. She will just let the nanny raise the boy and have photo-ops.
I'll ever reference this nobody couple again it will be known as the "Mr & Mrs Rancid."Love quotes
@ Pearl.. Similar reaction... WHY? Duke ? Really? , As if that baby wasn't going to be subject to enough humiliation and embarrassment.
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Thanks loopygorilla, on the off-chance I'll ever reference this nobody couple again it will be known as the "Mr & Mrs Rancid."entreprise lavage vitres
Edward WHAT?!?!?
They strike me as completely self-involved and totally Dullsville.
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Did she do something to give herself cancer?
She did several rounds of IVF treatments (arguably unneeded because she never got up to a healthy weight before she went on them) and they're known to increase the risk of breast cancer in some people because of the elevated hormone levels. So not as obvious as a chain smoker getting lung cancer, but she still should have known it was a risk she was taking.
Submitted by OzKat on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 9:53pm.
I certainly agree with you about anyone who brings on an illness or disease. But I don't know much about her. Did she do something to give herself cancer?
E! needs to stop trying to make Giuliana Rancic happen. Giuliana Rancic is never going to happen.
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And trashing Guliana for cancer, well there before the grace of God go you. I wouldn't...
I didn't mean to trash her for getting cancer, I'm just saying I don't particularly feel sorry for her that she got it. The same way I don't particularly feel sorry for smokers that get cancer or people that get type 2 diabetes after guzzling 3 gallons of soda every day for years. They're adults that knowingly risked their health and now have to suffer the consequences. (And I hope they get better, but I don't pity them.) I would have felt a little bad for her anyway, but then she did the famewhore tour of sympathy so now I'm glad that she's healthy, but really just wish she'd go away and STFU.
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Twatty, I IMMEDIATELY though of you with this story. Have to read back to get to the juicy stuff now...
(Congrats though because no baby should be blamed for their parents.)
Edward Duke could be the WASPiest name I've ever heard -- OLOL MK
And ya, that sure is one awk fake-ass kiss right there...
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And to celebrate, the two of them went out to dinner where Giuliana ate a Tic-Tac.
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Agree they are fame whores who literally live to be on camera. Agree she is extremely emaciated, vapid and kind of dumb. It's hard to believe she holds an MA in journalism from American Univ. but journalism is universally dead in America.
However, both their fathers are Edwards - including Bill's dead one. Very refreshing they did not name their son: Sparrow, Moses, Egypt, Bronx, Prince, Pirate, Racer, Pilot Inspektor, Jett, Rocket, Zuma, Banjo, Spec, Seven, Blanket, Bear, Denim, Knox, Kal-El, Satchel, Audio Science or Jermajesty.
Giving your kid an old-fashioned, dusty name like Edward to honor his grandfathers is probably the least obnoxious move out of H'weird in a long time. And trashing Guliana for cancer, well there before the grace of God go you. I wouldn't...
At least Edward part is a nice normal name.
Edward duke sounds like a cartoon dog.
I bet that baby came out pointing a finger saying "PHONE HOME!"
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saltydog88 -- that's what I was thinking. If you want a kid so bad, just adopt, why don't you? But no, they're so incredibly narcissistic, god forbid they don't pass on their incredibly fucked-up genes to another kid. I'm waiting to see the size of their kid's noggin -- I wonder if it will be as big as her alien-shaped, E.T. head. And we know they'll raise the kid to be an asshole.
I generally think it is incredibly narcasisstic for people to go to these legnths to have a biological child when there are so many kids around the world who needs loving families. But it is especially gross to do it when you've already had serious cancer by the time you're her age.
Ugh, they would name their kid Edward Duke.
@fleur_de_lis: "You can hate her all you want, but cleary THAT is not the reason they used a surrogate. WTF"
I think ditquoi and Bda covered it, but she had infertility issues because she refused to gain weight so she would be a healthy enough weight to get pregnant. Her reason for not wanting to gain weight was that her industry wouldn't let her gain weight. Refusing to be even close to a healthy weight is not a legitimate infertility issue, but she turned to IVF anyway to try to force her body into getting pregnant.
Her second fertility specialist made her get a mammogram because IVF treatments are known to cause breast cancer in some patients. Which it did in her. And I would feel sorry for her, but she didn't need the treatments in the first place, so I don't. Then she tried to get pregnant AGAIN, despite the fact that she is still severely underweight and and her body couldn't support it (shockingly), so they finally settled on using a surrogate.
People hate her because everything that has gone wrong was something she DID TO HERSELF and then she expects everyone to give her attention and feel sorry for her. And I refuse to feel sorry for her about it.
I hate this bobble-headed tranny looking stick-figure so much.
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For your health.
@Twat Muffin:
thanks! well i didn't think i could hate her more but i was wrong. on top of everything else she's not just a Kardashian sympathizer she pimps Kardashianism
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy -- here you go:
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/giuliana-rancic-kris-jenne...
RLF -- I wish I knew first hand, hon. That's the talk I hear here & from what I've read on blogs, too. I could see the gay theory, though, too. Since he's married to the bobble-headed twat, it's one of two things: he's either got a broad on the side or he's on the down low. Or possibly a third thing, he's not sexing on anyone or anything, but I doubt it. He's awfully full of himself; he looks like the type who kisses the mirror when he looks in it. He strikes me as being like the Christian Bale character in "American Psycho," so obsessed with himself & his looks. The only other reason I don't think he's gay is that if he truly was gay, he'd have better taste and pick a much better-looking broad as his beard. A gay guy with good taste couldn't bear to look at an alien-headed twat with a whiney voice all day. I hate how she calls him "Rancic!" with her whiny-ass voice -- GAH!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 2:12pm.
"this broad is now kissing Pimp Mama Kris' ass and looking to her for parenting advice."
*blank drop mouthed stare*
excuse me? what?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I don't feel sorry for her, she totally pimped out her "cancer" for money and attention and that's fucked up. She wouldn't gain 7lbs to conceive and yet wanted a baby? Maybe if she did gain weight she wouldn't have needed IVF which may have contributed to her cancer. She was going to gain weight anyway with a damn baby growing inside her, she's totally fucking stupid and I seriously believe this was a cop out so she didn't have to gain any weight and yes Bill is just as self absorbed and money hungry as she is. All they are is spray tan, bleached teeth and giant heads.
EC -- I'm ready to vomit here. Since Bill is from Chicago, the Chicago news is constantly announcing that these doucheatards are over the moon with the baby announcement. I could give two fucks. Glad the baby is healthy, but aside from that, who gives a shit?
Twat Muffin certainly didn't disappoint. Hey, how do you know he keeps a girlfriend in Chicago? I always thought he was a bit gay. I mean you'd have to be if you were married to an anorexic, bug-eyed attention whore like Giuliana.
TWATTY!
You never disappoint!
Look at how she is turning away from his kiss "Don't smudge my lipstick!".
EC -- I know you were waiting for my comments. THIS FUCKING BITCH. I hate this cunt. She is one of the most vapid, ugly, shallow bitches there is. Seriously, look at that picture of them kissing -- is it any wonder why he keeps a girlfriend in Chicago? Like justaguest said, I totally agree that he married the bobbleheaded twat for her connections. Remember, this broad is now kissing Pimp Mama Kris' ass and looking to her for parenting advice. Every time one of them blows a fart, they go running to NBC's Today show to announce it. Remember, NBC owns the Style network which runs their crappy reality show. Anyone who thinks he really loves her is not looking at the whole picture. It's more like he loves the fame and the money. He's almost as much of an asshole as she is. Tons of people have had way worse cancer than this bitch and have dealt with it in a way more graceful manner. I don't give two shits about her, her husband, her baby or her health struggles. A smudge of dirt on the bottom of my shoe means more to mean than they do. They have access to the best medical care and are insanely rich; get back to me when these bitches have to deal with these problems the way the rest of us have to. Plus she's so fucking ugly she makes me want to throw up. End of rant.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by Rocket on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 12:15pm.
And to me Kelly Osbourne is the worst on fashion police
She bugs the shit out of me too. and that purple hair. But for some reason, Joan seems to have a soft spot for her.
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Yes Kelly's gray and purple lilac hair while having a yellow face. I think Joan and Kelly's mom are good friends. That would explain it because Kelly is just blah.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 1:26pm.
bill would be like "lets make a baby"
and juliana would be like "wait... let me get out my iphone calories counter app... SEE!!! it says cocksucking, 300 calories! intercourse 2000 calories. nooo bill i dont want you have sex, your dick will make me fat"
cracking up at the "Giant Heads" tag....LOLOLOL
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I don't think her looks are out of this world. Nor watch her shows. But I don't dislike her. I saw her E! HTS and she seems ok in book.
Congrats on their baeebaa
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......I like this couple.
she's a bit off, but they work well together, he seems like a nice guy and also seems to really love her.
yes, they are attention whores, but I dunno, they don't bother like say the likes of the 'trashians.
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"dick made juliana look fat."
/coughing up a lung right now
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I saw an article that was about her telling her plan to stay in shape while taking care of the baby.
WTF
another reason why she couldnt make a baby with bill, was because she didnt like to have his dick inside, cuz that added to her weight.
dick made juliana look fat.
That's the weirdest, most uncomfortable-looking kiss I've ever seen.
i am nauseous now
what sinjin (and most of you) have said. and it's hilarious how many times the word "vapid" is repeated in these comments - lmao
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I don't have a clue who these two are but they sure don't have chemistry. Even Angeloona kissed her brother with more passion than this.
Plus, this woman has a weird looking head. Really fug.
Sw. She's a garbage person.
Well what a boost for their shitty "reality" show...I am sure this baby is just the prop they needed to keep that piece of crap going. How else could they be able to write everything off? I suppose now we'll see them back at HomeGoods buying baby crap for the kid's room.
And really...Duke? I had a dog named Duke, and no I didn't name him that, he was already named when I got him. I never called him that because it's a bad name even for a dog.
These people want to make me vomit. I used to think it was just her being the shallow, attention-seeking whore, but he's right up there. Pretty sure he married her for her "connections".
I suppose now we'll have to see them back on the Today Show telling us all their happy news.
Maybe if she ate something she could have had the baby on her own, but she doesn't seem the type to want to put on any extra weight.
Well he married her...now he has to live with her. Sometimes you get more than you bargained for. And wouldn't he look like King Crap if he divorced a cancer patient LOL. Wallow in it asshole!
and she wasnt fighting for her life, she had stage 1 cancer and bitch was running on the treadmill at the gym twice a day, 4 hours a day, whilst eating a lettuce leaf.
but she sold that shit "woe is me" story and people were like "ohh she is sooo brave"
its an insult to the real victims of cancer.
OMG I HATE THIS WHORE!
*drums fingers on desk waiting for Twat Muffins comments*
WHERE IS TWATTY????????????????????
everytime i read their last time, i always mispronounce as Rancid. Bill and Giulana Rancid.
Yes, early detection awareness is great and all but these celebrities with Stage 1 who act like they're dying is disrespectful to the cancer patients who are literally fighting for their lives. If Giuliana hadn't treated it like a death sentence, then maybe I'd give her some props. But she's on the cover of People magazine saying "I'm fighting for my life" and I just have to say "bitch, please."
sushi-
I hear what you are saying but I do think that by coming out at Stage I cancer, it may give women some incentive to get mammograms for early detection. Awareness, you know?
actually the doctors told her that she needed to put more weight and stop working out, to carry a baby.
But she was like "no i cant do it, i dont want to put on weight, i will carry this baby whilst weighing 38kilograms and i will continue to go to the gym twice a day for 4 hours, and burn off any calories i ate during the day, and i refuse to eat anything to feed the baby growing inside me because i dont want to put on weight and be healthy"
and when she couldnt have the baby she was all like "whyyyy goddd did this habe to happen to me?"
fuck you self centered slut cum rag.