Tori Spelling Popped Out Another One

Tori Spelling and her possum-eyed husband Dean McDERPott have a 5-year-old named Liam, a 4-year-old named Stella, a 10-month-old named Hattie and now they have a 15-hour-old named Finn Davey. So as you sip your morning cup of java-flavored liquid meth, take comfort in knowing that at any given time, Tori's either got a baby falling out of her cooch or Dean's peen falling into her cooch.

Last night, Tori posted a picture on her website of a newborn's hand holding on to her finger (the baby diarrhea nail polish was a nice touch) and added the note:

Please join us in welcoming Finn Davey McDermott
08/30/12
5:39 PM
6 pounds, 6 ounces – 20 inches long

Yeah, Liam, Stella, Hattie and Finn Davey. That reads like the character list of a lost Tennessee Williams play or like the fake names of the servers at a Mark Twain-themed restaurant.

Tori's uterus is probably letting out a long sigh of relief because it's finally getting a moment to itself, but it shouldn't get used to being alone. Because as soon as Dean's peen looks at her for longer than ten seconds, she'll be knocked up again. Those Mon Calamaris are fertile bitches.

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Submitted by Uptown James on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 11:25pm.

They look like the New Addams Family.

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Submitted by quickkill on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 9:07pm.

Stop breeding !

Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 4:38am.

These names are so 10 years ago.

Submitted by literarylioness on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 1:58am.

I don't understand giving nick names to middle names. Was "David" too hard for these two? There is another one that has the middle name "Bob." Becky Romaine Lettuce gave one of her kids "Charlie."

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 10:03pm.

I like the baby's name. Much better than Edward DUKE!

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Submitted by Capitanne on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 12:45pm.

WHAT AN OXYMORON!!!!!!!!

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"Wow. She is not one bit photogenic, is she? She's very lucky her father was who he was."
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I think this asshole just called me ugly or something. Perhaps I am, but I am not a "TV star," just a regular person.

ETA: And I think it meant "ironic" rather than "oxymoron." Derp.

Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 9:06pm.

Stop.breeding.now.

Submitted by Edna -E- Mode on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 8:02pm.

so funny! his name does sound like the name of a really good alcoholic drink.
and me too= for some reason i like Tori (and her brother what's his name) too. for all the wealth they grew up in and around, they treat other people in a reasonable manner and don't act like entitled brats.

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Submitted by jaariel on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 7:13pm.

That photo is making me LOL. It's like only some of them knew they were going to B&N for a foto-op. They're all dressed like they're going different places. And the baby shades? Really?

Oh, and I think Candy & Aaron rightly supposed Dean to be a gold-digger & THATS
Why he didn't leave her much. I'm sure she'll get plenty after their divorce. Of course, Tori refuses to let Dean go, so it may take awhile...
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 7:12pm.

Cyclops Challenge:

Who has closer set eyes - Prince Harry or Tori's husband?

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 8:00pm.

Finn Davey sounds like a gin drink. "A FINN DAVEY ON THE ROCKS FOR THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!"

LOL. I'm makin' a pitcher of Daveys as soon as I get home. Long week...

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 6:30pm.

Finn Davey sounds like a gin drink. "A FINN DAVEY ON THE ROCKS FOR THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!"

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 6:26pm.

Congrats to the 4th-time parents. Lmao MK, Tori looks just like a Mon Calamari! HAHAHAAHHA Don't mind her at all, at least she's not in the news every day. ;)

And sorry but that is one cool ass baby!

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 6:21pm.
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ITA! I like Tori. She seems like a real nice person even though she was born into a filthy rich family.
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Honestly, I think she's more stable and matured better than most people in her position. Yeah, she's a famewhore, but that's in her genes, and growing up around it. She's made mistakes, sure, haven't we all? But, on the whole, I don't find her as offensive as I do a LOT of celebs. (Just don't do any more Lifetime movies, Tori, k?)

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 6:21pm.

ITA Methinks Candy is sweet in name only, and Tori was the apple of her Papa's eye. Hope Tori gets ALL her father intended for her, that Candy hasn't taken away from her yet.

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ITA! I like Tori. She seems like a real nice person even though she was born into a filthy rich family.

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Exactly the combination of extremely wealthy and show biz connections should have made her insufferable.

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 6:21pm.

ITA Methinks Candy is sweet in name only, and Tori was the apple of her Papa's eye. Hope Tori gets ALL her father intended for her, that Candy hasn't taken away from her yet.

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ITA! I like Tori. She seems like a real nice person even though she was born into a filthy rich family.

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Submitted by justincase on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 2:34pm.
For two homely types, they sure make cute kids and I like their names.

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I agree. While Tori is seriously unattractive, the kids seem to take more after Dean (who is not really that good-looking).

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 6:21pm.

ITA Methinks Candy is sweet in name only, and Tori was the apple of her Papa's eye. Hope Tori gets ALL her father intended for her, that Candy hasn't taken away from her yet.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 4:55pm.

I think Tori's kids are adorable.

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 4:51pm.

Unlike most of you, I hope Tori gets a good chunk of the money when Candy kicks. I have a suspicion that being Candy's daughter wasn't easy. I'm betting she viewed Tori at least partially as a rival. It's fucked up, but it's a lot more common than you'd think.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 4:46pm.

Whenever I see a pic of Tori Spelling, I think of what PapaBacon once remarked about her. He asked who that blonde actress was that was also a daughter of a rich producer. "Tori Spelling", I replied. Dad just shook his head and uttered "Cheeeerist! She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

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Submitted by eseattle on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 4:19pm.

Yuck, yuck, yuckity YUCK!!!!!! These two are sooo fug. And those kids are fug...sorry but they aint too cute. They both have those close-set beady eyes like dada. Who knows what the other kids eyes look like, they are always covered up in stupid fucking baby sunglasses. But I assume beady and creepy too. Enough is enough! Stop breeding!!! The world has enough over privledged, homely wannabes.

Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 3:52pm.

That Dean freak is starting to look nervous with all those kids.

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Submitted by Echo27 on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 3:38pm.

"Yeah, Liam, Stella, Hattie and Finn Davey. That reads like the character list of a lost Tennessee Williams play or like the fake names of the servers at a Mark Twain-themed restaurant."

ROFL, MK!

Tori doesn't really bother me, either. Considering how she grew up, it's a wonder she's not much more of a cunt.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 1:12pm.

Speaking of names, I just ran across the greatest name -- Le-a. It's not what you think, pronounced Leah or anything like that. It's literally pronounced Le-dash-a. And don't get me started on those Cayden names.

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No, you didn't. http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

That's an old racist urban legend. Not real.

Submitted by justducky on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 3:22pm.

Whatever, his first wife was already successful when he married her. She supported his "acting" career. They had just adopted a baby girl a few weeks before he took up with Tori he got out of taking responsibility for her in their divorce.

Submitted by justducky on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 3:18pm.

Hekki, he did. I think he set up trusts for both kids that had about $800000 in them when he died. CA is a community property state and there was no prenup (they'd been married around 40 years) so half was Candy's automatically and there are no estate taxes on $$ to the spouse.

Submitted by Cake666 on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 2:30pm.

Ugly people are always the most fertile, that's why plastic surgery is such a hit.

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Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 2:27pm.

I agree with the people who are saying Dean is knocking her up to ensure more money from Candy. He was no one until he hooked up with Jabba.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 2:16pm.

DianaDeath: I'll never fathom how that guy can get it up, let alone squirt, repeatedly for Tori!

Word. She probably stinks of money.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 1:26pm.

DianaDeath -- I couldn't have put it better myself. I don't think Dean is much to look at either, but he's a beaut compared to Tori. Like I said earlier, he probably counts the money he THINKS he's going to get when Candy dies. I know this is so bitchy, but I hope they don't get a penny. I hope she leaves it all to a reputable animal charity.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 1:21pm.

And I don't hate Tori, either. She seems to be happy having kids and doin' her thang with that jerkface. So, whatever floats her boat. She doesn't bother me.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 1:20pm.

Why didn't Aaron leave a separate chunk of money to his kids? My grandfather left it all to my grandfather and she stiffed a couple of the kids from getting any money. I've seen that happen other times, too. Can't you stipulate, "I leave $50K to my daughter, $50K to my son and the rest to my wife"?

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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 2:34pm.

I think it's nice. It's refreshing to see a Hollywood-type care more about family than her figure.
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Submitted by DianaDeath on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 1:06pm.

I'll never fathom how that guy can get it up, let alone squirt, repeatedly for Tori!

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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 1:04pm.

I think it's nice. It's refreshing to see a Hollywood-type care more about family than her figure.

Submitted by justincase on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 1:04pm.

For two homely types, they sure make cute kids and I like their names.

Submitted by Paige123 on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 12:44pm.

Tori really likes those old lady names for her girls

I teach and we have so many of those annoying "den" names every year
Aiden
Caiden
Braiden

Submitted by Doll-Parts on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 12:06pm.

Two fugs make some cute kids. Love the names. Had a crush on a Finn in middle school. Ugly people in love is cute.

"This world is a whore."

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 12:02pm.

Submitted by Capitanne on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 12:59pm.
Conniving Candy's will... IMO, about 1/3 of Aaron's money will go to the care and feeding of some yappy little dogs who will live in the $50M condo; stipends for her servants; and charities like the ballet and opera that will emblazon her name in all perpetuity.

1/3 will go to Randy outright.

1/3 will be placed in trust for Tori's kids until Dean dies or their 50th b-days, whichever come first.

Wow, that's scarily accurate.

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Awww! You don't like Cayden? Try Brayden! Or Aiden! Maybe Hayden!

Last try, Jaden?

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Heh! So many of my friends who have children in school complain about the multitude of "-aydens." I guess putting "-leigh" at the end of every female name has finally faded out.

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Awww! You don't like Cayden? Try Brayden! Or Aiden! Maybe Hayden!

Last try, Jaden?

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Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 11:45am.

and you know what else? I like the names she picked.

As one surrounded by Kennedys, Skylers, Madisons, and the latest addition "Shay" and "Skye"...I'm all for old fashioned names right now.

My kids hated their old fashioned strong names when they were younger, but they thank me for it now. Who wants to be a 6 foot 280 pound man named "sissy la la"?

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Submitted by winniwins on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 11:45am.

Everytime I see or here about Tori or her hubby this is what I see!
http://www.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2000/08/tori_spelling_topless_tw...

It's one of those "once you see it, you can't unsee it"

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Submitted by Capitanne on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 1:00pm.

I prefer 1865 to 2012.
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You mean like names you have no fucking idea how to spell or aren't pronounced like they are spelled? Like a mishmash of the English language and you are expected to know how to say it the first time or you get a side-eye.

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Submitted by Capitanne on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 12:47pm.

HATTIE?? it's not 1865.
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