Saturday, September 1st 2012

Bieber's Got A Gun

Justin Bieber tweeted this picture of him playing with a gun on the set of Selena Gomez's new movie and I don't know what's more disturbing: The Lesbeaver trying to look like the hardest member of a toddler lesbian gang when he really looks the opposite of bad and you just want to grab that toy gun from his tiny hands, pat him on his floppy head and tell him to go to tell his mommy to change his Pamper because it's starting to stank. Or am I more disturbed by the demons of the Illuminati showing themselves in Selena's eyes? That's the look you see on a bold and dark-sided raccoon's face when you catch it going through your trash and it don't care. I think I'm equally disturbed by both. This picture shows us that it makes the demons happy when babies play with guns.

And Bieber kept the disturbing images trend going by tweeting this picture of his new kween crown tattoo.

Well, at least he got a Photoshop artiste to erase the naked Usher standing behind him.

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Submitted by didimao on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 11:40pm.
I showed that picture to my husband today, and he was laughing his ass off. He had me email it to him so he could show some of the guys at work.

I just saw this now! Hahahahahahahaa! I am glad it made you guys laugh and I hope your husband's coworkers thought it was funny, too. :-)

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Submitted by gladyslove on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 1:02am.
Sorry, Bieber get on my nerves. He is such a girl. My dad (if he wasn't dead) needs to beat the shit out of him and make him act like a man or at least learn to drive like one.
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Justin gets on most peoples' nerves.(including mine)

You are a known bigot cunt though and you want him to be "beaten" because he doesn't fit your little nazi kkk ideals.

You are a HORRIBLE FUCKING EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING! You think Mel Gibson is the best thing in Hollywood ever!(You DESERVE to be his wife!!!!!)

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 1:09am.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 3:39pm.

and that was the L. James-less Ducks, tyvm ;-D

i'm into baseball now too -- all 3 of my teams are pennant eligible. i can't recall that ever happening. go Orioles! go Giants! go As!

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I showed that picture to my husband today, and he was laughing his ass off. He had me email it to him so he could show some of the guys at work.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 4:29pm

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Hey Mel... Checking in.. Did you get your asprin?;)?

My issues now have issues.. So take a number.

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@ Mel-Tang someone else said that he was at an event with Selena and his mom and he was sucking his thumb... Unbelievable!

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Ok so my daughter (12 yrs old and a HUGE fan of Justin) gave me the scoop as to why he keeps posting (shirtless) photos of himself. Supposedly he promised his Beliebers that every day they voted for him for an MTV award, he would post a 'sexy' picture for them. She also told me that the story about him sucking his thumb while laying on his Moms lap and watching 'The Little Mermaid' is true, lmao. She said he's just a Mama"s boy and he admits it. Lol

www.poopreport.com :)

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Submitted by jaariel on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 6:05pm.

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Yikes! Poor girl. : O

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Would be great if they sent him to Mars with Kuntrashian, Blohan, Hilton, and Minaj am sure there are others but THAT would help this country more then any politician can.

Just because these are awesome and funny, I had to repost them:

From Louise Brooks: http://i48.tinypic.com/2ef55li.jpg

From Zey: http://oi47.tinypic.com/2h4zyp2.jpg

Wish MK would make a new post! Shauna Sands and the Heidi/Seal posts are getting old!

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I tell everyone just wait. This kid is going to be the next Ted Bundy.

I like my men like I like my syrup---thick and rich!

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First rule of gun-handling safety is always treat a gun as if it's loaded. That means not pointing it at anything or anyone you don't intend to shoot, and not keeping your finger on the trigger.
Also, my 10 year old niece has bigger biceps than he does.

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Justine:

1. Point revolver at your face.
2. Pull trigger.
3. Have an adult help you.

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Somebody please make him go away.

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The latest New Yorker (Sept. 3) has a long article on Scooter Braun, the manager who found Bieber (on YouTube) and made his career. Most depressing thing I've ever read... Braun is also responsible for Carly Rae Jepsen and the Wanted.

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Raccoon! LOL Thanks for making me laugh this morning!!

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"Well, at least he got a Photoshop artiste to erase the naked Usher standing behind him."
damn- that's some pretty funny shit... i must admit!

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Submitted by ProfessorVP on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 4:32pm.
Stop or I'll toot!

haaaaaaaaaa! Also LOL at Zey's and Louise's P-shop images.

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 3:39pm.

i agree with your safety concerns. he should keep it pointed only at himself at all times. and it should be a real gun. and someone should "accidentally" bump his shoulder. repeatedly.

LOL!! Safety first.

Ducks are kickin' ASS. As did USC. I'm conflicted, though: my head's still in baseball.

Sorry, Bieber get on my nerves. He is such a girl. My dad (if he wasn't dead) needs to beat the shit out of him and make him act like a man or at least learn to drive like one.

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Veryoldbatty, no need. Have a good night! ;)

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I'm out too. Nite.. Just wanted to thank you WIthy.

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CrazyinJ, night night. Nice Hamm watching. mmm

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I think I'll watch an episode of Mad Men on Netflix before I hit the hay. Good night my Dlisted cyberfriends!

ETA: I've got church in the morning. Yes, I'm an agnostic churchgoing weirdo! heeeheee

Sweet dreams, y'all.

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These pictures are so repulsive, esp. that second one. i feel like chris hansen is about to ask me to have a seat.

i am dying over the stank comments. nothing is more gross than starting to go down on a guy and coming face to face with absolute grossness. id be out of there.

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Ok, veryoldbatty. Hope all's better now. ;p

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Nothing wrong with razor back pride.. It's-actually a beautiful state.. Shhh....:)

Withy thanks for the help this morning.. I'll tell you later what was said.. But it made me cry and I don't do that...

My issues now have issues.. So take a number.

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Hey veryoldbatty! Doesn't that Lez look ridiculous taking his own picture on the bed, with that expression on his face? ololol

Hi there!

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Hey Bat! How's it hangin' (upside down?)? We love bats here in Arkansas cuz they're skeetereaters!

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Damn he looks like he is being anally raped not much for his straight image, but more realistic

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Hey Withy ... Waves CIJ..e

My issues now have issues.. So take a number.

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Crazyinjapan, I know, right? LMAO!

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Submitted by gladyslove on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 12:11am.

faggot.
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And a lovely evening to you, too, Gladys!

WTF? LOL!

faggot.

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Yup, Withy, that's what they say. It appears when you're not looking for it. *puts on blindfold* HA!

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Hey crazyinjapan, you know sometimes looking in from the outside you could think things are great for your friend but you can't be privy to their homelife. Maybe it's nothing like that. You're a lovely person, don't worry. If you don't actively look for it, someone will pop up when you least expect it. That's how it happens, count on it! ;)

*not sorry I asked, always nice to chat with ya*

OnT: yeah, can't stand the tikey LezBeave.

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Aww Super Stew, I'm sorry to hear all you're going through, don't apologize, that's tough to deal with while you're trying to heal! Things will get better for you, it may be difficult to see now, but they will. Big (hugs)) to you and to everyone going through depression.

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Submitted by Super Stew on Sat, 09/01/2012 - 11:37pm.
Thank you for your replies. I have a spinal cord injury and am not progressing like my dr expected me to. A vertebrae shattered and sent bone shards into my spinal cord. I apologize for sounding so whiney. It is just harder and harder to even get out of my nightgown most days as there is nothing I am able to do. Medications destroyed my photographic memory and desire to be nonstop active.

I know things will get better. I know they will. I am realizing what my limitations are and probably will be for life. I have always been so positive so this is not a comfortable place for me. I am so sorry for those who have battled depression. It just seems like an ongoing road with no end in sight and my heart breaks for those who cannot get out of this cycle.
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Stew, I'm so sorry for all you've been going through. I've suffered from major depression & some of what you describe sounds familiar to me. Please see a doctor who you feel understands you. For me, talk therapy w/meds was a lifesaver. Feeling exhausted & completely unmotivated sucks & is not normal. xoxo

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Super Stew: That's just a damn shame. I'm sorry for your suffering. My thoughts are with you. May you heal in body and spirit. (( ))s to you.

Thank you for your replies. I have a spinal cord injury and am not progressing like my dr expected me to. A vertebrae shattered and sent bone shards into my spinal cord. I apologize for sounding so whiney. It is just harder and harder to even get out of my nightgown most days as there is nothing I am able to do. Medications destroyed my photographic memory and desire to be nonstop active.

I know things will get better. I know they will. I am realizing what my limitations are and probably will be for life. I have always been so positive so this is not a comfortable place for me. I am so sorry for those who have battled depression. It just seems like an ongoing road with no end in sight and my heart breaks for those who cannot get out of this cycle.

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Well, Withy, I'm stuck in this phase where I don't want to get back with my ex, but I can't conceive of sleeping with anyone else. Guess that means I'm not ready to move on yet. A good man is hard to find! I have this friend (more like acquaintance) who has this smart, nice, attractive, hardworking husband. And all she does all day is sit on the couch and smoke pot, reading 50 Shades and watching gameshows. Literally. Like, he does the cooking, cleaning, lawn work, bringing home the bacon, everything! And all I ever get are turdburglars. Must be something about me, but I haven't figured out what it is yet.

Heheh, you probably wish you hadn't asked now!

I don't like this puke Bieber. I think he is more unlikable than the public realizes. Super Stew, have you tried accupuncture or yoga ? I swear by alternative things for low energy or depression. Hope you feel better soon.

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Hey crazyinjapan, lol I've done it, it's not that hard just not when I'm busy!

How've you been CIJ?

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jaariel, lol anything not to look at LezBeaver's atrocious eyebrows, anything...;)

It's dumb to pose with the gun, but isn't it just a prop?

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Hey Withy! I'm back to work and less time on the D. I'm amazed at the folks who post from work. Where can I get a job like that? Whatchoo been up to?

I know, right? The things women are expected to endure w/o a peep are the same things, that if they happened to men, would have them calling for worldwide holidays & extensive accolades! xoxo CrazyinJapan & WithinReason!

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