Courtney Stodden Wants Playboy, Playboy Wants Nothing To Do With Her Plastic Iguana Ass

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I tweeted back to Courtney the other day that she should just explore posing in HUSTLER. Better articles, and Mr. Flynt will probably pay her more than Hef. If you're lucky, sometimes the girls are even hotter anyway.

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LOL, how sad do you have to be when the mag that had a spread on Jenny McCarthy and airbrushed the shit out of her and is run by a man with a harem of bleach-blonde Real Dolls turns your ass down for being "too enhanced"?

Anyway, there's a lot of things I can say about her just wanting the attention, but I have a feeling she started getting this kind of attention WAY too young, and that fucked her up but good. If she really is the age she says she is, I feel bad for her. Maybe that makes me a concern troll, but I can't help it. I can't make fun of someone who was probably bad touched and pimped out.

I just don't get it. She is just so flaky and if her definition of being a woman is looking like a harlot then she is heading for a seriously sad life. At least she's not as desperate as Leann Rimes, or is she? At least Rimes can sing. What's this twit giving to society?

-Maggie

she depresses me. her whole life is ahead of her and look at her wtf

if she had knee high boots this outfit would look tons better with the same skanky effect, adn much better to run away in. and if she had any kind of hair and makeup other than that bimbo stereotype she'd look tons better too

what a waste

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I see people commenting on Playboy using Pam Anderson, back in the day Pammy was a very beautiful young woman, she had a great natural face when she first appeared in Playboy unlike this worn out "18"year old. Now days Pam has been rode hard so I understand the comments comparing them.

I believe she was 18 in 1987, because NO young girl today would opt for that makeup/hair. I had a neighbor who was in her early 40s and hanging on to her last days at the stripper pole. She used the same exact lipstick, eye shadow, and hairstyles as the Porno Iguana.

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Submitted by lislop on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 6:41pm.

Submitted by Fujicat on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 3:59pm.
Beneath all the grandstanding and press, there's something very ugly, sinister and dark about this marital arrangement and the two of them both individually and collectively.
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Agreed. That includes her disgusting mother.

Agree also. The weirdness factor of 10+. She tries way too hard to prove that she's hot and desirable. Her feet look all cut up from trying to walk in those ridiculous shoes.

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Submitted by Fujicat on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 3:59pm.
Beneath all the grandstanding and press, there's something very ugly, sinister and dark about this marital arrangement and the two of them both individually and collectively.
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Agreed. That includes her disgusting mother.

Now that she's 18, I can write how I really feel about her:

Whore. Skank. Slut.

*steps off soapbox*

Submitted by Im the Mary on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 4:48pm.

They live in a decaying old apartment building.They spent one night at the Chateau Marmont for their honeymoon. No Paris, no Cabo, no Hawaii.He rents her out to Japanese business men, because,yes, they do need the money.He's a moldy old queen and his work prospects have dried up. She was his retirement plan. Poor dummy Doug.
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I'm not usually cynical but this makes perfect sense to me.

Love your avie, btw. A George Constanza classic.

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Courtney Stodden
@CourtneyStodden

As to the puerile passion
pumping penis-like
across the pages
of printed pornography:
Wait and see.

Wait and see.

For perhaps preceding such an offer
Of plated pennies in my coffer
Hef
That prurient purveyor of male fantasy
Will approach me personally
And plead that I drop my
Pretty pink poofy panties
For all the world to see.

For all the world to see!

They live in a decaying old apartment building.They spent one night at the Chateau Marmont for their honeymoon. No Paris, no Cabo, no Hawaii.He rents her out to Japanese business men, because,yes, they do need the money.He's a moldy old queen and his work prospects have dried up. She was his retirement plan. Poor dummy Doug.

The only comment I have on "this" topic is that ever since this "girl" came on the scene with "him" they have made me very uncomfortable. Beneath all the grandstanding and press, there's something very ugly, sinister and dark about this marital arrangement and the two of them both individually and collectively.

Pathos. And I wish the media would STOP posting pictures and articles about them which only serves to feed the glutton of evil that are these two.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..

so you know the Girls Next Door, Holly, Kendra and Bridget, and all the other girls...do they really have to service Hef in order to live there? BLEAH

and Hank Baskett married Kendra after she was licking all on that wilted worm? DOUBLE BLEAH 8-P

Evil_Cupcake, grrr on Uncle Terry the Perv, that hack! I would not wish Courtney on him for anything!

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So ESE, looky here, you finally make an appearance, well well well. Hopefully all is ok and your roof did not blow off or anything! hehehe *muah* ≈❀☺

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why do I suddenly feel sorry for her?
This is what she has been groomed to do, and now even playboy won't take her?
I know she's 18 *now* but no matter what age she really is, she seems to have the mental maturity of a 14 year old, and up to now that hasn't been her fault really but instead her fked up mothers.

uugh. Another one I want to take in and help.
eta: and I'd start with a bath and a very hard scrubbing brush.

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Playboy is pornography moron

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 11:32am.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 11:24am.

LOL@ the boiling an egg quote! And the pictures! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! They are perfect with the accompanying quotes!

Doug's lips gross me out! Well among other things, but his lips are down right creepy and scream molester!

I seriously wonder WTF they do all day? I am positive it ain't the sex!

Thanks for posting that! I totally LOL'd.
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haha..you're welcome. I'm LOL at "Doug's lips screaming molester", ahahahahahha.

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Hoping beyond hope that plan b isn't a sex tape.

Whether Playboy hires her or not I really don't care but they've been enhancing enhanced skanks since day one.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 11:24am.

LOL@ the boiling an egg quote! And the pictures! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! They are perfect with the accompanying quotes!

Doug's lips gross me out! Well among other things, but his lips are down right creepy and scream molester!

I seriously wonder WTF they do all day? I am positive it ain't the sex!

Thanks for posting that! I totally LOL'd.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 11:27am.

oh yeah i forgot about that other "edgy" work LOL

Loopy- Yeah, he is pretty one dimensional. Oh don't leave out the fact he likes girls to work with guns pointed at their heads or nether regions cuz it's sooooooooo tabooooooooo!

LOL@ me, I typed strokes instead of strikes in my last post. HAHAHA! Typo, but it stays because it is not only funny but appropriate.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 11:10am.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 11:02am.

I did read some of those. Didn't some of the girls get scabies or bed bugs? The place is really filthy. And sex with him would be the ultimate in self debasement.

Yeah, Hef was even arrested for the 16 yr old but the charges were dropped after the mother said she deceived the magazine, claiming her daughter was older. Allegedly they paid the mother off if she'd admit she was the one who lied.
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There can't be any worse betrayal than a parent making money from whoring out their kid. I can't wrap my brain around being ok with your 16 year old (talking about Courtney Stodden here) marrying a 50 something pervy guy and becoming her manager so you can help her sell her soul. SMDH.

Here's a link to some of Mama Stodden's nuggets of wisdom:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/11-ridiculous-quotes-from-krista-stodden-...

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 11:16am.

Terry Richardson's photography consists of girls with messy hair in their underwear with smudge makeup, red lipstick and eye liner running down their face, sprawled on the floor like its a crime scene in exaggerated poses like they are a broken down doll, and its "high fashion" pffff more like predictable cliche.

and yes he is a fucking perve, and he would have molested plenty of poor eastern european 14-16 year old girls who want to break into modelling. he is a sick fuck.

and hefner is the same.

Submitted by Get Serious on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 3:22am.
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Whether she is a beard or bonafide, the reason he is with her is attention. Today's pop culture didn't know who he was until he started up with her. Being in the public eye was too much for him to pass up, so he married the poor thing.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 11:12am.

OMG! I HATE Terry Richardson. He is another sick fuck, and he totally looks the part too. What shocks me is that he doesn't have a bunch of teen boys around him more. He strokes me as a molester of both underage sexes, and his photography is shit!

Kate Upton and that Cat Daddy video told me all I need to know about her and her desperation to be famous.

Yes, this is what an 18 year old dresses like!

Damn, I have a lot of posts to catch up on! I woke up late.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 11:02am.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 10:43am.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 10:20am.

Little known fact, but in the early years of Playboy, they had 17 yr old models and 1 16 yr old model. If it weren't illegal today, Hefner would have ZERO problem with putting an under 18 model on the cover or in the magazine. He's a sick fuck.

Before the dlisted menz call me Migraineuse, I have no problem with Playboy or porn, but Hefner, however much of a pioneer in the nudie mag business, disgusts me. I am not sure why, I guess because he acts like he isn't a perv, when he is. At least Bob Guccione and Larry Flynt never acted like they were anything other than sleaze balls, while Hefner tries to act like he is some purveyor of fine art. He's a geriatric creeper.
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Eww! I didn't know they used to photograph under-age girls. Yuck. And totally agree re Hefner being a creepy old perv. You're right, Guccione & Flynt don't try and disguise their porn as some kind of high *art*.

Did you ever read some of the accounts of twenty something women living in the Playboy mansion? Srsly, if my daughter ever wanted to do that I'd have to kidnap her and lock her in the basement, cuz over my dead body would she be servicing that old sicko in exchange for living in that place. *shivers*

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well before yal go calling me a feminist hairy underarm bra burning gay man, i gotta say, i feel sorry for the girls who gotta go and have sesssy times with hugh hefner cuz they think its the only way to fame/wealth or watever.

and i guess he promises them that if they hook up with him he will make them famous, just like terry richardson does with eastern european teen models who wanna be on the pages or cover of Vogue, since Anna Wintour still publishes terry's work despite knowing he is a fucking perve. and richardson would tell these girls that he will put them on vogue if they let him jerk off on them or whatever, and these 16yo (possibly younger cuz the modelling industry is more relaxed about age in europe) models just let him do and he gets away with it.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 11:02am.

I did read some of those. Didn't some of the girls get scabies or bed bugs? The place is really filthy. And sex with him would be the ultimate in self debasement.

Yeah, Hef was even arrested for the 16 yr old but the charges were dropped after the mother said she deceived the magazine, claiming her daughter was older. Allegedly they paid the mother off if she'd admit she was the one who lied.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 10:43am.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 10:20am.

Little known fact, but in the early years of Playboy, they had 17 yr old models and 1 16 yr old model. If it weren't illegal today, Hefner would have ZERO problem with putting an under 18 model on the cover or in the magazine. He's a sick fuck.

Before the dlisted menz call me Migraineuse, I have no problem with Playboy or porn, but Hefner, however much of a pioneer in the nudie mag business, disgusts me. I am not sure why, I guess because he acts like he isn't a perv, when he is. At least Bob Guccione and Larry Flynt never acted like they were anything other than sleaze balls, while Hefner tries to act like he is some purveyor of fine art. He's a geriatric creeper.
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Eww! I didn't know they used to photograph under-age girls. Yuck. And totally agree re Hefner being a creepy old perv. You're right, Guccione & Flynt don't try and disguise their porn as some kind of high *art*.

Did you ever read some of the accounts of twenty something women living in the Playboy mansion? Srsly, if my daughter ever wanted to do that I'd have to kidnap her and lock her in the basement, cuz over my dead body would she be servicing that old sicko in exchange for living in that place. *shivers*

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There are plenty of other Playboy-like mags that would hire her if they thought she would sell mags. I don't mean Hustler, either. It must be that they think she's not marketable. "Too enhanced" is just the beginning.

Submitted by lislop on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 4:05am.

I'm not sure what Wiki you are looking at because it lists his prior marriage.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 10:20am.

Little known fact, but in the early years of Playboy, they had 17 yr old models and 1 16 yr old model. If it weren't illegal today, Hefner would have ZERO problem with putting an under 18 model on the cover or in the magazine. He's a sick fuck.

Before the dlisted menz call me Migraineuse, I have no problem with Playboy or porn, but Hefner, however much of a pioneer in the nudie mag business, disgusts me. I am not sure why, I guess because he acts like he isn't a perv, when he is. At least Bob Guccione and Larry Flynt never acted like they were anything other than sleaze balls, while Hefner tries to act like he is some purveyor of fine art. He's a geriatric creeper.

Submitted by lislop on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 4:05am.

His wikipedia shows that he's never been married, in a relationship or has kids, but now at 52 he's rubbing up on some 18 year old. No doubt she's his beard.

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Then wiki is wrong, because he has been married twice before.

Courtney Stodden is going to hell in a hand basket.

I don't know who this creature is or why she is in ANY gossip column. It's like in Mean Girls and trying to make "fetch" happen. Please quit trying because it's NEVER going to happen. The last thing Hollyweird needs is another talentless blonde.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 9:39am.

If Playboy doesn't want to touch her, I don't think it's about her body or her looks. I think it's about her persona and situation.

It's SO bizarre that it scares the corporate mindset. I think they're afraid of some sort of liability or backlash. It's like giving a spread to Jaycee Dugard or OctoMom. Leave that risky stuff to Hustler and the rest
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Totally agree, Hekki. The 'too enhanced' response from Playboy is dumb. What they really mean is that she's a barely legal, over-sexualized child married to a creepy gramps; the whole thing reeks. And Playboy likes to hold itself out as presenting classy *photo essays* *rolling my eyes until they fall out of the back of my head*

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ESE! Sluts been missing youuuuuuu!

Thanks for Paul Simon link. Painted those exact chairs yesterday. If you were here we'd be sipping something cool and refeshing in them today.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 8:30am.

Morning ESE!

*gives ESE big bowl of frosting*

If Playboy doesn't want to touch her, I don't think it's about her body or her looks. I think it's about her persona and situation.

It's SO bizarre that it scares the corporate mindset. I think they're afraid of some sort of liability or backlash. It's like giving a spread to Jaycee Dugard or OctoMom. Leave that risky stuff to Hustler and the rest.

Not that I think Playboy is some bastion of altruism, but Courtney is outside of their usual.

EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 7:46am.

in five years, this classy dame will be sucking off only the finest of donkeys because, as you can see, she has standards
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Hahaha ESE, you're feeling your oats this morning! (Trying to maintain the donkey theme) :D

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Didn't Courtney say she'd never do nudes because she loves Jesus or America or something? Mmm hmm.

And I'm not buying that Playboy turned her down... unless their Photoshop operators are still out of commission after de-freckling Miss Lohan.

Countdown to when Courtney releases her homemade vid sashaying around with her tittyballs out... with a look on her face like she just got knocked in the head with a blunt object, lithping luthty alleterationths...
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Those shoes! You are no Shauna Sand missy.

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Not that pb hasn't used some fug models, but there's something about her body that's so especially unattractive ..... First thing that comes to mind is maybe malnourishment as a young'n while being groomed to be a skank by her shitty mom? First out of many things that come to mind.... Physical and psychological underdevelopment .....