Sunday, September 2nd 2012
Dlisted's New Magazine Of Choice: "Whore" Magazine
If one of my relatives handed me this magazine before saying "I got my first cover!", I'd grab it, frame it with the finest frame Aaron Brothers had to offer and hang it with pride right over my fireplace (aka radiator). Every time someone (aka my dealer or the Fresh Direct guy) came over, I'd brag about the jewel of my family by showing them the cover. Then after I eventually learned the truth and found out my family member's on the cover of "Where" magazine and not "Whore" magazine, I'd rip it off the wall and throw it into the trash where it belongs. Then I'd curse the art director at Where magazine for fucking with my emotions.
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Seems like the OC Magazine is just trying to make themselves more hip, by emulating the real "Whore!" magazine...
http://whoremagazine.net/whore_magazine/Whore%21_Home.html
And why not??? It's totally cool.
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Per vedere il volto giovanile del hogan scarpe inattaccabile ammucchiati l'aspetto di una risata a buon mercato, e disse: "Ragazzo, è, alla fine, con la Dea Jiang Chenxi Qual è il rapporto"
"Non ha importanza." I giovani guardano inattaccabile indifferente detto. "? Non importa" La risata inattaccabile aspetto economico, indicò scarpe hogan la stanza accanto, abbassò la voce e disse: "Lo sai chi ha vissuto qui"
http://www.it-hoganscarpehogan.com/
Guardando questo ha hogan lasciato il giovane Jiang Chenxi fronte Weicu gli occhi esposti perplesso look. Infatti, dal primo vide il giovane, e sentì il giovane non è la stessa, che
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Il giovane si limitò Dea Jiang Chenxi una svolta hogan scarpe senza guardare indietro e marciò indietro. Ben presto, il giovane sarebbe tornato alla locanda, poi Ji Yuchen, è andato dritto nella stanza, "scattò Notte. La scarpe hogan gioventù è spazio per meditare, un colpo improvviso alla porta. Giovane fronte Wei Zhou, aprire la porta, visto che è inattaccabile.
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Whore magazine? Just think we could have a cage match between Courtney Stodden and Kim Kartrashian to be the first centerfold or cover whore
Submitted by Get Serious on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 12:14am.
I'm probably a little late to the game, but there's already a whore magazine: http://www.whoremagazine.net/whore_magazine/Whore%21_Home.html
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LOL Get Serious, that is the biggest misnomer and the unwhoriest magazine EVER!! What a crock... hahaha
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 4:21pm.
LMAO. I want to whip out WHORE magazine and read it in a waiting room with aghast mothers glaring at me.
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"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hahahahahaha! How unfortunate!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 2:32am.
:P, yeah lets take back the word whore and own it.
@VOB
Haha...just saw Get Serious post with that link! I feel the stupidz right now!! =p
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Damn gurrrl! You's a talented ho!! Lol. Seriously, that was damn good!! Awesome!! {O:
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I work for this magazine (in a different city than the two issues pictured above) and I can't wait to get into the office Tuesday morning to see what's going on at the head office.
The following is from the *about* mission statement from Whore Magazine...
This little tablet won't let me post links. I'm not the author just the ho who can cut and past. ;)
Fastt
Feminist,
and Feminine
Whore! magazine is a quarterly print publication dedicated to celebrating the current and historical qualities of women who have defined a role for themselves outside the status quo. Through written word, art, design, fashion, and music, Whore! magazine creates dialogue about what women are as opposed to what traditional society has dictated they should be. Whore! delves into issues largely untouched by mass media while reclaiming a derogatory word that has long been used to censure those who would desire, express, resist, or simply take a different path. By recognizing those women, both modern and historical, who strive for experience rather than conventional “goodness,” and continue to fight an age-old battle against expectation, Whore! explores important facets of culture, sexuality, ascendancy, shame, history, and the right to be.
“We have tried to make ‘rake’ as disgraceful as ‘whore.’ We cannot do it. And now we are determined to take the disgrace out of whore.”
– Tennessee Claflin, 1872
about
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Remember when we were kids at Magic Mountain and you would do those magazine cover shoots? Haaahaaaaahaaaaaaaa! Whore Magazine would of been a top seller.
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who took those cover pics? a 7th grade photography student? lol they are soo shiteeeeeee.
I'm probably a little late to the game, but there's already a whore magazine: http://www.whoremagazine.net/whore_magazine/Whore%21_Home.html
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This publication has to be the most boring looking magazine ever! Is it exclusively about bland bitches? They're lucky someone thought to make the title look like "WHORE"! Good move.
Now a magazine that promoted the whore lifestyle, seriously, who wouldn't prefer that?! lmao ;p
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I call the moniker "Hamilton Whore," it has a nice alliteration sound to it.
I live in a city where wealthy people also live, and we get these high concept magazines. What you have is one article which is an interview with an architect or interior designer, and the rest of the mag is advertisement for high class home improvement companies, architects, hardware stores with $1,800 sinks, and so on.
So, I get my own version of whore magazine. Sure, its a real page-turner. :o
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 5:26pm.
posted this in OP yesterday and nominated the one in #9 for HSOTD. that takes skillz
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Isn't this an alt-title for US or Hello! magazines?
Thanks, Moosemama, i ll be looking into that!!!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 6:27pm.
Actually the MFLACs are different than the Military One Source counseling, it's a newer program, I think they were just implementing it during our 2010 deployment
MFLACs are actual counselors, they even have them in our schools to help the kids of deployed service members, They are a short term solution though because they do not take notes or keep a record of your call, I did have one spouse call them, she was always coming to me for advice on her depression and even though I've dealt with the same issues, i felt weird not being a professional and helping her work out her problems, the MFLAC was able to help her, I dont know what they talk about or what their level of competency is, but the couple we've had cycle though our brigade have been pretty nice, it might be worth it to check it out
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
@moosemama, i think i know what you are talking about, it`s those life-consultants referred through MilitaryOneSource?? I actually looked into that a few years ago, til i realized that these clowns have to have ZERO experience in counseling, no degree, so they are pretty much just average joes trained to listen and report if you seem to be suicidal. It just seemed pointless to me, i have friends that do exactly that, and probably have better ideas on what to do cause they know my situation.. Thanks anyway, girl!!
UBF, hubby shouldn't be so rude to the person who cooks his food.
*eyes kitty poo*
Okay I'd never do this to my husband, but I would to yours. :)
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 5:27pm.
Sorry to ear that PHM, but like Deb said, she made a great exit.
Hugs to UBF! I hear ya on the always-have-the-kids business and I always say it's like trying to crosss a river with rocks in your pockets. Or having to do a trapeze act with one hand tied behind your back. Just know you're not alone.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 5:27pm.
Sounds like your Uncle's girlfriend made her exit in an awesome way. My condolences to your Uncle for his loss.
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 5:17pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 5:12pm.
My Uncle's Girlfriend just died a few weeks ago. She was basically out of it all day and not responding the day she died, but right before she died she gave everyone in the hospital room a thumbs up. The Priest was there and he said he's never seen any one do that before. She was kinda wild, so it fit her.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 4:47pm.
Nada, Dog, at least not that I know of. I guess i could go to one of those quick 5 session therapy thingies they offer, but again, waiting list, and for me the issue is scheduling. I am NEVER without my kids, and they dont do that shit by phone unfortunately.
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So i am a military spouse just finishing up on our 5th deployment (we are down to days thank God) I understand the shit you are going through, the 3rd deployment was like that, he came home so miserable, it made me miserable, we were lucky to get through it still married, Ok so I'm not sure where you are stationed or what branch, but here in the Army we have something called a Military & Family Life Consultant (MFLAC) they do over the phone counseling, they are completely confidential and they are basically just someone to talk to who is a professional and understands the military life. to find your local one either ask your family readiness group or google MFLAC and your duty station
Good Luck, PTSD is a bitch that keeps rearing her head in our household, I'm hopeful this deployment will end and he will be somewhat normal, he's actually been in a much better mood this deployment so im crossing my fingers
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 5:12pm.
I'm not in a hurry for it by any means, but yeah. Death is the ultimate experience!
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 5:10pm.
@mike, regardless of the origin of the MRI (or fake MRI), it makes complete sense to me that the brain would release endorphins to ease the passage.
It did to me, too, which is why I posted it before vetting it.
@mike, regardless of the origin of the MRI (or fake MRI), it makes complete sense to me that the brain would release endorphins to ease the passage.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 4:58pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 4:55pm.
Y'all ever seen this? It's an MRI taken at the moment a person dies.
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That's pretty amazing. I kind of figured that the mind helps us to get to the other side somehow...
That's probably what Steve Jobs was "Oh wow"ing about when he passed.
Sorry. It actually wasn't what it was purported to be. It was a gif from The Walking Dead.
Mike, read the comments. It's from a TV show.
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@UBF, I'm sorry to hear about hub. Is there a VA center around you? We just got a new one & my ex goes there for depression/excessive irritability issues. Maybe you could find someone to tell about hubs, not to bitch, but seeing what they can offer spouses. I'm positive you are not the only one dealing with this.
And if you're already in the pool, then I'm jelly
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 4:57pm.
Mike, I'm taking a wild guess here and betting if I tell you that you're a leedle out there, I wouldn't be the first to do so.
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Nope. :)
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 4:49pm.
Thanks guys, you are the best! Anywhore, i am about to enjoy one of the last days in the pool,
Enjoy your day by the pool UBF. It's hard to do but try to take one day at time. Take care.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 4:55pm.
Y'all ever seen this? It's an MRI taken at the moment a person dies.
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That's pretty amazing. I kind of figured that the mind helps us to get to the other side somehow...
That's probably what Steve Jobs was "Oh wow"ing about when he passed.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Mike, I'm taking a wild guess here and betting if I tell you that you're a leedle out there, I wouldn't be the first to do so.
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Deleted - wasn't what it was purported to be (was actually a .gif from The Walking Dead.
I'm so bummed that the "e" only looks like an "o"-- had to say that before I read all the comments so I don't fergitt.
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I'm sorry, UBF. Is there any way for you to get away for a few days by yourself like IF did? It wouldn't even have to be somewhere exotic. Maybe a two-day spa package?
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Thanks guys, you are the best! Anywhore, i am about to enjoy one of the last days in the pool, while whiner hangs out with his cousin, so YAY ME, i guess...