Monday, September 3rd 2012

One Of Prince Hot Ginge's Las Vegas Hos Kisses And Tells

This whole Prince Hot Ginge getting naked in Las Vegas story has been stretched the hell out, so we might as well just keep stretching it like it's a piece of foreskin made of rubber.

One of the penny slot skanks who was partying up in PHG's suite at the Wynn sold her story to The Mirror and says that he picked her out of a group of sluts to touch tongues with him for almost 20 minutes. I know, that sounds like the real way Cinderella met her Prince Charming.

32-year-old Carrie Reichert who was born in Britain but lives in San Diego tells The Mirror that she first spotted PHG earlier in the night at the Wynn's pool area. Carrie knew exactly who he was, but some of the dumb trash tramps around her didn't. Then later on in the night, Carrie was partying at one of the bars when she was handpicked along with 9 other tricks to party with PHG up in his penthouse suite. When Carrie got up there, she found a fully naked and drunk PHG in a room full of naked slut bags. According to Carrie, it wasn't some huge ginger Caligula orgy. It was just some regular G-rated naked fun. Carrie said that PHG kept passing out naked hugs (cut to me passing out onto the floor from imagining getting a naked hug from PHG) and at one point he pressed his soft ginger stick against a glass window and shouted, “Look at me Vegas, these are the royal jewels!"

In possibly related news, at around the same time PHG pressed his royal jewels against the window, several people called into 911 to report that they witnessed two fireballs shoot out of the Wynn and illuminate the night sky.

When Carrie noticed that PHG was by himself for a second, she went in:

“I introduced myself, and right away knew he was completely wasted, very intoxicated. I had to let him know I knew who he was, and that I was born in England and right away he was like ‘Oh my Gosh, that’s amazing! I can’t believe you’re here in Vegas, we could be related’.

And I was like ‘Ah! He likes me!’ He was happy-go-lucky, yeah, just going with the flow. He gave me a huge hug and I introduced myself, and yeah, the party’s going. We both walked back ­together, and he grabbed my hand and walked back toward his bedroom. I found my way back there with him. We were talking and we had found some similarities and some interests him and I had together. And I was ­interested of course.

He said that he liked my eyes and was just going on and on about the military. He didn’t make too much sense. There was not very much talking at that time, his clothes were off. I had a bikini on. A string bikini. I had a party dress over that, and that came off. And I just had a bikini. We kissed for 15 to 20 minutes. I am sure somebody ­stumbled in as there were people going in and out of rooms all the time. We kissed again and he said ‘That was great’. He told me I was beautiful and ­gorgeous, which was sweet. Then we kind of nonchalantly returned to the party and kept drinking.”

When they got back to the party, a bunch of skanks were passed out on the sofa, so Carrie went back to her room and that was that.

I can't with the dumbasses who got coked up at that party and didn't keep their heads as clear as possible to fully take in all of the ginger hotness. I can't with the paid hooker whore who didn't find a way to drag PHG to the nearest chapel to have a quickie royal wedding with him. And I really can't with this Carrie trick. There she was alone with a naked PHG and all she did was make out with his tongue?! They'd have to bring in the British Army, Scotland Yard, every bobby in London town and several priests to try pry me off of his naked ass. They wouldn't be able to do it. The Queen herself could beat me in the back with her pocketbook and I still wouldn't move. We'd immediately be conjoined (at the crotch) twins and I don't think even surgery would pull us apart. But yet, this Carrie trick kisses him for a few minutes and then just flutters away?

Why is Carrie talking to The Mirror, anyway? Hell, why is Carrie talking at all? Bitch should've had her tongue shellacked to preserve the PHG saliva drops. This bitch is a disgrace to two nations!

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Nothing new here, the English Royal family have had centuries of debauchery and scandals to cover up. PHG is just carrying on the traditions of Charley and grandpa Philip.

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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 2:15am.

I'd see Cirque du Soleil but you don't have to go to Vegas for that.

I hear you on the smoking, esply when you're eating. Night!

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 7:26pm.

(I'm a boy.) I've never had an urge to party or gamble in Vegas. Never. I have a friend there who keeps inviting me out but all I'd do if I went is try out the new restaurants.

If Harry had just hung out by the pool, gotten drunk, maybe snogged some local girls or whatever, this story would have died the next day. He just crossed the velvet line for royalty, is all I'm saying. You can't live off the people's backs and pretend to rule them when you're cavorting like a frat boy. Just my lame opinion...
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I have been to Vegas a grand total of two times. Both of those times were to see a show - that was IT. I saw "Ka" by Cirque de Soleil and a comedy show by Daniel Tosh. Other than that, I have never gone out there.

It's dirty, trashy, and FILLED with sad folks trying to desperately whoop it up and get drunk. It's just not my idea of a party. I might be in the minority for saying this, but I HATE cigarette smoke. It's EVERYWHERE in Vegas (rightly so - it is a casino town). Anyway, it just stinks in every hotel. Reeks of smoke. Even when you go into a restaurant, you can always smell it. That is just not my idea of a good time. Every time I am exposed to cigarette smoke like that, I get a sinus infection. Sure enough, when I left Vegas, I had one. I hate cigarette smoke.

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Seems like PHG had a wild "balls to the window" party in Vegas.

And I can believe this failed ho's name is Carrie.

Just saw her pic on the Mirror site. In the bathing suit shot it's obvious she has fake boobs.

Sounds like Harry was super cool and fun. I'd never screw a guy over who was that cool. She even called him a gentleman, which he was.

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Let an American girl fall into that party.She would've parlayed a six figure tabloid tell-all...a seven figure reality show...AAAANNNND a eight figure paternity suit.The prince would be dealing with some serious issues by now.I like this Carrie chick a lot already.She has'nt the gold digger gene in her. :-)

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This got boring real quick!

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 7:56pm.

When you leave the gate open and you know they's a dog in heat, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN???

I suck at pop quizzes. Uhh, puppies?

Someone should tell this cunt that she's not nearly as sexy as she thinks she is.

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Way to stay classy and shit.

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 8:07pm.

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 8:00pm.

She doesn't look bad in this picture, but I don't find her cute at all in the close up pics on the Mirror web site. But I could be hot and cranky. Lol.

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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 8:00pm.

She doesn't look bad in this picture, but I don't find her cute at all in the close up pics on the Mirror web site. But I could be hot and cranky. Lol.

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 7:57pm.

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 7:32pm.

Sorry! Dogs are much cuter than this..lady.

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I think she looks kinda of cute but I've got a food hangover so what do I know?

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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 7:32pm.

Sorry! Dogs are much cuter than this..lady.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 7:26pm.

(I'm a boy.) I've never had an urge to party or gamble in Vegas. Never. I have a friend there who keeps inviting me out but all I'd do if I went is try out the new restaurants.

If Harry had just hung out by the pool, gotten drunk, maybe snogged some local girls or whatever, this story would have died the next day. He just crossed the velvet line for royalty, is all I'm saying. You can't live off the people's backs and pretend to rule them when you're cavorting like a frat boy. Just my lame opinion...
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I getchu! We're kinda on the same page actually. I'd never go to Vegas either. NOT.MY.THANG. It's other peep's thang and that's fine.
Where I'm coming from is, Harry has a history of misbehaving. Ok, shit like that Nazi costume and shit that's like 'WHUT?'. This is NOT a person you allow to go to one of the most MISBEHAVIN' capitols of the world. Not if you can help it and they can.
When you leave the gate open and you know they's a dog in heat, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN???
The Royals got some DERP in 'em. That's all I'm sayin'...

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Does anyone know if that pic all over the net is real? The one of the queen in a hoodie driving a Mini? Probably not, I know, but it's really funny. She is short!

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 7:26pm.

(I'm a boy.) I've never had an urge to party or gamble in Vegas. Never. I have a friend there who keeps inviting me out but all I'd do if I went is try out the new restaurants.

If Harry had just hung out by the pool, gotten drunk, maybe snogged some local girls or whatever, this story would have died the next day. He just crossed the velvet line for royalty, is all I'm saying. You can't live off the people's backs and pretend to rule them when you're cavorting like a frat boy. Just my lame opinion...

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 7:29pm.
And she has a dog face.

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When is that picture from..her prom?

She looks sooo much older on The Mirror website. And she has a dog face.

All you need is a blonde wig, MK and PHG will be all about it.

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Tigerlilly, Exactly! I thought what happened there, stayed there. Is Vegas slipping? If not Vegas, where can you go to have a wild balls to the wall party? Jeebus! What a travesty of indiscretion. That's the real story!

@Jaariel, LOL I know right? The Prince is fighting in vain. *smdh* He should be glad this hot older chick recognized him. He's mostly into chickadees. lol

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 7:16pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 7:10pm.
Nekkid+drunk+blow+hookers+Vegas=So not a scandal!!!
Am I doing the maths right? Did I forget to carry the one or something cuz PHG was doin' what yo ass is SAPOSETA do in Vegas. That is what Vegas is for. *scratches tiger head...gets out skankuclator to recheck the maths* Yeah, no...still not coming up with scandal.
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Funny! But don't you have to give that stuff up when you're in line (a long line, but still) for the throne? Aren't you 'posed to be, you know, circumspect?
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Girl, you talkin' all fancy now with words like circumspect...LAWDY....;-)
No, seriously...Vegas is for misbehaving. It just is. If they (the Royals) did not want this foolery to happen, then they coulda and shoulda shut down that little jaunt. It's not as if this fool has his own money for realz and it's not as if Granny Queeeeeen et al wasn't aware of PHG's ways. I mean, really? You want your stick up your ass Royal dignity to remain in tact (despite the fact it's been shat on again and again) and you're gonna let PHG go party in Vegas? Good idea or no? That's all I'm sayin'

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She looks like a talking ho...seems more Harry's type than the short woman in the naked video...

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 7:10pm.
Nekkid+drunk+blow+hookers+Vegas=So not a scandal!!!
Am I doing the maths right? Did I forget to carry the one or something cuz PHG was doin' what yo ass is SAPOSETA do in Vegas. That is what Vegas is for. *scratches tiger head...gets out skankuclator to recheck the maths* Yeah, no...still not coming up with scandal.

Funny! But don't you have to give that stuff up when you're in line (a long line, but still) for the throne? Aren't you 'posed to be, you know, circumspect?

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Nekkid+drunk+blow+hookers+Vegas=So not a scandal!!!
Am I doing the maths right? Did I forget to carry the one or something cuz PHG was doin' what yo ass is SAPOSETA do in Vegas. That is what Vegas is for. *scratches tiger head...gets out skankuclator to recheck the maths* Yeah, no...still not coming up with scandal.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 09/03/201

Rebel without a cause: perfect description for Harry

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Would the Queen ever put decoys around him to protect him? I mean, his own people picked the girls out, not sure how they vetted them... lol Or would she just forbid him from going back to Vegas? Poor Harry, rebel without a cause.

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Hey, at least he didn't start asking for tampons!

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What kind of world do we live in where PHG can't have nude party in the privacy of his hotel room. I know times are hard but damn these low budget hoes are boring me. WTF they only kiss, everyone else was nude and this shit is dull, I got naked, drunk and kissed people during a slumber party in junior high. Tame as party.

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I am so disinterested in this. Love Harry, love Wills and Kate...what's the big effin deal? He's a young single rich guy who likes to party. Yeah, he's third in line to the throne...BFD! He's never gonna sit in that chair anyway, so big whoop. Harry, have fun and be your gorgeous self, and enjoy the freedom your mum never had.

He was plastered so he likely couldn't get it up. Guys don't let you try to screw them/blow them if their friend is going to remain limp. This is very common so I believe her when she says all they did was kiss. Some guys when VERY drunk can get hard, but they're the exception.

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Here's the tl;dr version of this thread.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 5:02pm

Agreed a royal ass-kicking is in process...but I know that the royals have people who will "debrief" her, have her sign a confidentiality agreement, pay her a lump sum (a few thousand £ , likely) to STFU about any other shenanigans she saw that night.

She wisely let everyone know she saw a LOT but is willing to play along with the Sgt Schultz mantra: I saw nothing! Aside from the strictly PG -13 account she gave.

I mean, cmon, naked PHG w/a32yr old woman in a string bikini, and all they did was kiss? Alone in a bed? Drunk? Never gonna buy it.At the least she blew him. At the least.

People DO lie, ya know. Don't know why she'd be an exception.

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She kinda looks like Wendi McClendon-Covey. Kinda.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 5:57pm.

DAMN! There's a Boardwalk Empire marathon on?????? Shoot!

Thanks for the info.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 5:48pm.

Hahaha! I am supposed to be working on a project now, but I'm on the D and watching Boardwalk Empire (it's the episode where Spaz gives birth and actually shows she does have more talent then just skeeving everyone out).

I don't know what part of the country you are in, but if you live near NY state, he's doing a show at the Capitol Theater in Port Chester, NY on 11/20. Tickets go on sale 9/14.

http://www.raylamontagne.com/us/news/evening-ray-lamontange-port-chester...

Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 5:46pm.

YOU'RE GOING ON MY BIRTHDAY!

*stomps feet*

Imma ck the video out now!

STUDY HARD! DON'T DO DRUGS! STAY IN SCHOOL! Hope you have a good year at school Weezy!

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 5:31pm.

Hahaha! I did see them! I think we kept missing each other those days. I am back in school now and it's really screwing with my Dlisted time. It's not until 11/30, but I will for sure give you a full report.

I've had insomnia and was watching Ray videos on You Tube last week. Have you ever seen this one? It's hilarious! There are visuals, it's just him talking in concert about his "unruly hair" and his mom. If Ray EVER said to me, "C'mon now, don't be shy" like he does in this, it would seriously make my life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRLBIk63d98

Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 5:21pm.

Heck, I knew you were playing. I thought it was funny you busted my laziness!

I will jot that down for FedEx. Anything would be better than having a boyfriend use a shampoo called "Carol's Daughter" LOL!

I don't know if you saw my 100 posts to you telling you how jelly I am you are getting to see Ray again! I want deets on the show the next day!

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Cuppy- I'm just giving you a hard time. :-)

I meant to tell you, you mentioned the other day that FedEx gets an itchy scalp from a lot shampoos. I have that same problem and I bought this hypoallergenic shampoo at Sally's Beauty Supply on a whim. I thought it was going to suck (because most hypoallergenic shampoos suck), but it's really good! Plus it's probably a lot cheaper then that stuff he's using from Sephora. It's called Naturelle Hypo-Allergenic Shampoo. Just thought I'd put it out there.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 5:00pm.

....professional hooker....

LMAO!! Amateur or freelance hookers, maybe, but professional is where grandmas universally draw the line!

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LOL! Yeah, that sounded dumb. I was going with professional then switched to hooker, and forgot to delete professional, well was actually too lazy to care! Leave it to you Louise to bust me!

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 5:00pm.

....professional hooker....

LMAO!! Amateur or freelance hookers, maybe, but professional is where grandmas universally draw the line!

Submitted by jaariel on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 4:56pm.

I doubt a royal payday with be forthcoming, but something like a royal ass kicking might.

Submitted by Athina on Mon, 09/03/2012 - 4:58pm.

I am not sure ANY mother, grandmother would be amused if her son/grandson got a Vegas stripper preggo. Royal or not, who wants a professional hooker to produce your great grandchild or grandchild?

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Only naked kissing? Either she's lying her ass off, or PHG is smart enough to know not to stick it in, lest he have a knocked up ho banging on the golden gates of his castle. The Queen would not be amused. But then nothing amuses that old crusty old curmudgeon.