Night Crumbs
If you've always wanted to know what it looks like when two trains collide head on, just stare at these pictures of Janice Dickinson's face slipping off her head as she does gross things with James Deen - The Superficial
Jeremy Renner's mystery piece looks like she was made with parts from Shenae Grimes, Rachel Uchitel and Kate from Lost - Lainey Gossip
Harold & Kumar go to the OTHER White Castle (sort of) - Towleroad
You won't see Obama screaming at an imaginary Clint Eastwood sitting on a wood chair at the DNC this week - Celebitchy
Crazy whore at Crazy Horse - Hollywood Tuna
Meanwhile, Brenda Walsh was also in a bikini while hosting Education Connection's end of summer school pool party at the Comfort Inn - Drunken Stepfather
Is Channing Tatum making that "forever alone troll" face on purpose? - The Berry
Keira Knightley's dress looks like an STD rash you'd get from humping sea coral - Popsugar
Kristen Stewart on how hard it is being Kristen Stewart, part 598,853 - Just Jared
Minka Kelly goes back to Chris Klein and this time she brought a very special gift Derek Jeter gave her - ICYDK
Your nana's nightgown: Jessica Biel wore it - Popoholic
Two words: ticklish meerkat - Cityrag
Michael Strahan makes his debut as Kelly Ripa's perma co-host and if he keeps hugging her like that, he's going to snap her toothpick body one day - I'm Not Obsessed
I'm mad that this isn't a post about the Victoria Jackson who makes make-up - Videogum
If you squint, you can almost see the tip of a unicorn's horn sitting on RPattz's down low enchanted forest - OMG Blog
Kelly Osbourne shit her panties and blamed it on her self-tanner - Hollywood Rag
(Pic via Pacific Coast News)
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I LOVE Jessica Biel's dress and want to find one like it right NOW!
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I was all James Deenified for about a month. I found him sexy, his porn amazing, and he was just....ugh! The bomb.
Then I saw a pic on Pamela Peak's site where he is a $1,500 escort. And now this. Kind of makes me want to do a Lysol dip.
I like my men like I like my syrup---thick and rich!
Submitted by Glen on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 8:33am.
No, he got fired for always giving misinformation and subjecting their parent company to possible libel suits.
She dated Derek Jeter? So she is a beard? p.s. that is Chris Evans not crazy Chris Klein. uhhh Jeremy Reiner with any chick is hard to believe. Ted Casablanca got fired from E online for accidently outing Jeremy.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 8:16am.
i cant reveal my sources. lol i heard it from a friend of a friend of a friend who watches porn.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 12:27am.
dlisters please. James Deen has had more MIlF poon in his whole life than we can count, trust me, the plastic porny milfs he has licked, fucked, Janice is not the worst he has touched lips with.
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Submitted by dorian_graye on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 1:34am.
amen
Per vedere il volto giovanile del hogan scarpe inattaccabile ammucchiati l'aspetto di una risata a buon mercato, e disse: "Ragazzo, è, alla fine, con la Dea Jiang Chenxi Qual è il rapporto"
"Non ha importanza." I giovani guardano inattaccabile indifferente detto. "? Non importa" La risata inattaccabile aspetto economico, indicò scarpe hogan la stanza accanto, abbassò la voce e disse: "Lo sai chi ha vissuto qui"
http://www.it-hoganscarpehogan.com/
Guardando questo ha hogan lasciato il giovane Jiang Chenxi fronte Weicu gli occhi esposti perplesso look. Infatti, dal primo vide il giovane, e sentì il giovane non è la stessa, che
http://www.hoganworld-italia.com/
Il giovane si limitò Dea Jiang Chenxi una svolta hogan scarpe senza guardare indietro e marciò indietro. Ben presto, il giovane sarebbe tornato alla locanda, poi Ji Yuchen, è andato dritto nella stanza, "scattò Notte. La scarpe hogan gioventù è spazio per meditare, un colpo improvviso alla porta. Giovane fronte Wei Zhou, aprire la porta, visto che è inattaccabile.
http://www.scarpehoganscarpe-italia.com/
LIFE IS GREAT WHEN YOU HAVE MONEY TO SPARE.
Kelly Osbourne, why are you still around? once you were an untalented fat bitch, now you just an untalented bitch.
dlisters please. James Deen has had more MIlF poon in his whole life than we can count, trust me, the plastic porny milfs he has licked, fucked, Janice is not the worst he has touched lips with.
channing tatum shouldnt have gone on the roids or whey powder, cuz he doesnt look good at all these days.
when he was at the peak of his modelling career, i would have pushed over a bunch of kittens to ride that train.
i mean how did he go from this http://static.wetpaint.me/network/ROOT/photos/630/channing1-819628910705...
to this
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/entertainment/movie-guide/6862807.bin
I'm not impressed with that chick floating around Jeremy Renner..
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Submitted by SandwichQueen on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 7:36pm.
And Kelly Osbourne needs to realize that we've all shat ourselves during a drunken moment before. Right? Tell me I'm not the only one....
I've not had the drunk shits, but I did drunkenly piss myself in a gas station bathroom (I just couldn't get my pants down in time--goddamn spanx!). Thank God we were walking home, it was dark and I was wearing black. *Sits down next to SandwichQueen @ the stinky kid lunch table*
Submitted by xtinawasmynamefirst on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:09pm.
I thank you to leave political bullshit elsewhere JAYSUS!!!! Can't escape today!!!!
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I KNOW, I KNOW! *smdh*
Didn't see the Ticklish Meerkat! Awwwwwwww so cute! lolol
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And just how did the name Dickinson ever become reality?
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I thank you to leave political bullshit elsewhere JAYSUS!!!! Can't escape today!!!!
KStew...money good...fame bad. Go away now!
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 9:51pm.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LaChaylo!
OnT: KStew, oh life should be soooo hard!
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 6:25pm.
Tyroan, I just want to commend you for fighting the good fight in the political threads. I just don't have the patience.
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Ditto. Fareals. :-)
Jeez, I hope Renner is just interested in her fake rack, because that chick is a butter face.
WTF? When someone is cracking up laughing and you are slobbering all over them like you've been in solitary for 6 years, it's a bad sign.
He's really adorable, though.
It's kinda sad that Jenna Jameson's attempts to appear younger makes her look at least 13 yrs older. WTF is going on with that breast? Did she have a lump/fibroid or something removed? And those extensions? Krisst girl!
i thought someone ran janice dickinson out of town...how did she sneak back in?
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Lucifer_Sam - I find it is often hard to tell these things from a trailer. I have just seen the one.
Putting Tolstoy on the big screen is no simple task! I thought the 1967 'War and Peace' was pretty solid.
Daniee: Keira seems a bit of an odd choice I hope they don't ruin the story.
Have you not seen the trailer? It's a bit late for hoping.
I would SO let James Deen stick it ALL in. Not just the head!
It just kills me that the porn dude will admit to sexing up any female but Lindsay Lohan. LOLOLOhan!
I have to admit, I usually like Keira Knightley's clothes. of course, they'd look better if girl gained at least 14 pounds. I really love Tolstoy's Anna Karenina....definitely one of my all time favourite novels. Keira seems a bit of an odd choice....I hope they don't ruin the story.
Looks like Pattinson is truly getting himself some acting cred. Good for him.
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 8:16pm.
James Deen being mouth-raped by Janice Dickinson is fucking gross. Kelly Osbourne posting her shitty or tan stained panties, you know, whichever, is worse. I do love that someone commented that Kelly could wash them herself and avoid the embarrassment. Lazy and stupid are only cute if you're under 25, have a banging body, and willing holes.
lol@the Kelly statement!!!
James Deen being mouth-raped by Janice Dickinson is fucking gross. Kelly Osbourne posting her shitty or tan stained panties, you know, whichever, is worse. I do love that someone commented that Kelly could wash them herself and avoid the embarrassment. Lazy and stupid are only cute if you're under 25, have a banging body, and willing holes.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 6:22pm.
I wish my mom would still kiss me like that.
First thought--ahhh
then I remembered the picture:)
eewwwwwwwwww
funny though:)
Unless Chris Evans has the herp, I wonder WHY he'd play in that sandbox. He could get a million amazing girls, especially in Boston which is full of smart, hot women!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 6:24pm
She has a big movie coming out soon, Annakarina.
Spelled wrong of course.
A trip to the eye doctor might be in order for me...
I thought it was Katie Holmes in the pic :(
You can always tell a woman's age by the backs of her hands and her neck. Janice needs some Avon!
If/when I suck face with my luvah Anderson Cooper (and y'all know it WILL happen one day), I'd probably look a bit like Janice Dickenson in that pic too. I looooooooove yooouuuuuu Andy!
And Kelly Osbourne needs to realize that we've all shat ourselves during a drunken moment before. Right? Tell me I'm not the only one....
Her neck and her hands are ghastly! Good Lawd woman, get some Avon!
Good lawd, does Janice take a gross picture! *barfs*
Renner's new piece is SO ready for her close-up!
Is it me or does Jude Law have more hair now? ;)
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Hands off my Jeremy Renner, ho! Back away slowly....there's a good girl....
Well fuck me. Jude Law looks....good?
STFU, KStew.
I can't believe Minka was married to Derek Jeter.
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 6:21pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 09/04/2012 -
Yep, kinda (young) Phoebe Cates-ish.
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That's immediately what I thought too. But an obnoxious Phoebe.
If Kelly Osbourne is known to always have fair skin, why is she suddenly carrying "self-tanner" in her bag? I call BS on her excuse, plus if you're so embarrassed, why disclose it on Twatter??
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 6:23pm.
We won't see Obama going after Clint, but I'd love for the internet rumor that Betty White will speak to be true, since no one goes off-script better than her.
She sort of Sophia's age in the "Girls" show where Rose said the stroke had "destroyed that part of the brain that censors what Sophia says."
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I like the quote early on in the series where Dorothy tries to explain Sophia's crassness but saying "you'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying"
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I remember Kelly Osborne saying that she lost a lot of her weight due to being hyperthyroid and it caused her to "shit a lot"
That's an adorable Meerkat video, especially that last giggle at the end. :)
If he wanted to bite the guy...he would've.
Mike: thanks but I think of it more as having a little fun at the expense of the terminally credulous. I know nobody here is going to change anyone else's political outlook (except MK, of course).
Besides, music and dopey celebs are much more fun and interesting!
Sorry, Kelly, but that's a shit stain. I work in healthcare so I would know. And the meerkat isn't giggling, he's trying to bite that guy.