Open Post: Hosted By Chicken Cutlets Of The Sea

September 4, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

While most of you lazy bitches took Labor Day off, Phoebe Price the hardest working non-worker on the stroll gave the paps something to click about in Malibu yesterday. Not since I watched a dog scoot along the sand on a Long Island beach this weekend have I seen graceful artistry like this. (Seriously, only the smartest dog knows that sand is the best exfoliant for pooch anus.) Yesterday was not the day to go into the ocean in Malibu. Because of the shiny sparks that shot off of PP’s freckles with every hot pose she busted out, the sharks were swarming the shore.

PP posed with a mane of seaweed, posed with the waves and posed with one of many magazines (read: one magazine) she’s in this month. Remember when PP used to pose with her spread in Appalachian Magazine? Well, now she’s showing off her spread in one of the biggest and most exclusives magazines in France (I made that up). PP has truly gone international!

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