Thursday, September 6th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Kerry Katona (32)
Pippa Middleton (29)
Foxy Brown (34)
Cisco Adler (34)
Naomie Harris (36)
Justin Whalin (38)
Nina Persson (38)
Justina Machado (40)
Idris Elba (40)
Anika Noni Rose (40)
Dolores O'Riordan (41)
CeCe Peniston (43)
Macy Gray (45)
Rosie Perez (48)
Elizabeth Vargas (50)
Jeff Foxworthy (54)
Jane Curtin (65)
Swoosie Kurtz (68)
Roger Waters of Pink Floyd (69)
Jo Anne Worley (75)
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I thought that was Tracy Ullman!
HB Idris and all the other birthday sluts today!
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No idea who two-thirds of these people are. Does that say more about me, or them?
Idris Elba!!!! great day great day! HB Idris. no maybe. call me.
damn good list. HB to EVERYONE except the crazy woman who ruined Pam Grier's character's good name (she had good rap flow though)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
OMG I so thought that was Tracey Ullman....oops *slinks away*
HB to genius/asshole Roger Waters. I will always appreciate your talent, while understanding why David Gilmore and the surviving members of Floyd can't stand you.
HB Dolores O'Riordon of the Cranberries.
HB to Jo Anne Worley! (has she worked since "Laugh-In"?)
HB funny Jane Curtain!
And of course, HB to Cisco Adler's balls.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Happy Birthday Idris! Should have used a photo of him! That delicious drop of dark chocolate is all mine! :)
Damn, some hot ass women born on this day. HB to all the sexy beasts, male and female.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
And me! Too bad I'm suffering complications from salmonella....fever, chills, blaa, blaa to attend my own party tonight. Supposed to go out of town tomorrow. Tickets purchased. SHIT! Celebrate for me.
Cisco Adler, one day after the teabagging post...
Imagine Macy Gray and Rosie Perez having a convo.
Roger Waters, the Angry Floyd. He lost his daddy in the war and never got over it.
Idris Elba (40) *cums*
Kerry Katona never looked this good in her life!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
For those who are unfamiliar with Mr. Adler's balls......
(do I even have to say this is nsfw?)
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Irish, your kids are so lucky. Lotta good moms on d. Peace.
*Googles "Kerry Katona"*
*Still doesn't know who she is*
"Jane, you ignorant slut!"
- Dan Aykroyd
HB sweetie. You rock.
I thought this was Amy Sedaris at first.
Ohhh, Idris Elba... *stares dreamily*
1) There's no way Kerry Katona is younger than me.
2) As others have pointed out - she looks exactly like Amy Sedaris in that photo. I LOVE Amy Sedaris and think she's much younger looking than that wreck Kerry.
3) balls.
4) Good thoughts for the little Fury and I hope for a speedy recovery.
Thank you Lucifer_Sam! I didnt know who this low rent whore was.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 10:29am.
Who???
British trainwreck and colossally irritating tabloid botherer.
Lawdy -- and so the BALLS! talk begins!
Fury, good luck! Poor love.
ps. Good thoughts to lil Fury!
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Where to begin? I thought that was the fantastic Amy Sedaris! Shivers to see it's Kerry Katona.
The pic really should have been Cisco Adler's balls. Let's be serious.
As an Irish girl from Limerick, my biggest shout out goes to Dolores O'Riordan. She sings like an angel. Happy Birthday -- give US a pressie and make more music!
Hope all goes well for the little Fury.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Who???
Anyway happy birthday to Idris Elba, Swoozie Kurtz, Jane Curtain, ROger Waters and Jo Anne Worley!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
HBD Foxy Brown, CeCe Pinston, macy Gray, Rosie Perez, Jane Curtin and last but not least Idris Alba...swoooooooooooooon.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Pippa Middleton is in New York humping on lots of cocks right now.
I wonder if somebody will snap a picture of her in similar prince harry style and sell it to TMZ.
happy birthday to my man, idris elba!
and happy birthday to all the 40 and older sluts on this list...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
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Happy birthday to my future husband Idris with his fine ass. Come let me give u 40 birthday licks.
The best Amy Sedaris impersonation I have EVER seen.
Happy Bday Jane Curtin, Rosie Perez, and Swoosie Kurtz!
Happy birthday Roger freakin Waters!! I cosign what Whamo said... the show I saw a few months ago SUCKED. From what I understand he can only perform songs from The Wall (the only rights he has). Anyhow, thanks for talking me through all those acid trips in HS!!!
and didn't Kerry have some lame ass masturbation(head explodes) video a few years ago? Yea, those are great but she was a BORE.
*fingers crossed for midget Fury*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Happy birthday, sluts!
Jo Anne Worley and Jane Curtain- two awesomely funny women. Growing up, Nick At Night used to rerun SNL and Laugh In and I would watch with my dad and these two funny ladies were big influences on me.
Happy birthday to Cisco Adler's low-hangers.
And a speedy recovery to Lil' Fury!
HB sluts..
Hugs to IF and middle mini fury!
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G'Mornin DListers! Happy Haapy HB especially to Macy, Rosie, Elizabeth, Jeff, Jane "Jane you ignorant slut!", Swoozie, Roger, and Jo Anne.
and to all born on 9.6!
not Amy Sedaris or Tacy Ullman? ;( :)
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<"Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 8:54am.
As usual, the only worthwhile slutz are at the end of the list">
Preach it, Sister.
It's getting harder to wake up before 10 for these things, isn't it.
A salute to the littlest Fury and her even braver mom. Come back and let us know how it goes, IF. I'll sacrifice a My little Pony on the altar to the Childhood Injury Gods for her safe return!! Hugs to you!
Happy Birfday to ALL the Sluts today, but especially to CISCO ADLER'S BALLS!!!
Happy happy birthday Roger Waters and Jane Curtain!
Pippa Middleton is never going to happen and really needs to give that face of hers a break from the sun.
The best birthday to Idris Elba.
Try not to get alcohol poisoning tonight, Pippa.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
@ Ms Fury...I hope the little Fury is OK, I assume it's from her high diving act off the second level of that construction house?
Give her a hug and we'll talk to you this evening.
Last night was one of the funnier nights on the D for sure:)
LOL at the colored balls! I was writing to you when you were writing to me - oh snap!
Back later this evening!
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Morning Whamo!
My middle Fury has surgery today due to a very bad accident she had in March so I won't be on much. This will be her final surgery - thankfully. Poor old thing - she's the pure white-headed fury on the left of my Avi!
A 43 pound 7 year old going under for the third time in 6 months - no bueno.
But she'll be just fine!!
I laughed way too hard at last night's OP!
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Naomie Harris (36)
Nina Persson (38)
♥ ♥ Idris Elba (40) ♥ ♥
Anika Noni Rose (40)
Rosie Perez (48)
Roger Waters of Pink Floyd (69)
Happy Birthday!
I love you Roger Waters even though I did not bother seeing you live because you charged £85 per gig ticket. Real dick move.
Cisco Adler...34" of hanging balls, this fits in well to last nights conversation:)
Macy Gray...she has a big voice and a unique sound but seems like a bit of a whack job.
Rosie Perez....loved her in White Men Can't Jump."fuck you Billy"
Jeff Foxworthy....not a fan, it's cool to be an ill educated redneck?
Jane Curtin...."Jane you ignorant slut you"
Roger Waters of Pink Floyd...huge Pink Floyd fan, but Roger your last tour SUCKED, I went to see a band play not watch a video.
Happy Bday Sluts
I love Luther so HB to Idris but def. would have put him at 45 or so.
Katona is such a mess.
Jane Curtain - never found her to be that funny even though everyone loves her.
Pippa Middleton - go away, and you're not royal.
Macy Gray - lunatic.
Deloris - what happened? Lots of 90s talent that only lasted a few years.
CeCe - finally!
Jeff Foxworthy - ehhh, sometimes funny but always the same schtick.
Rosie Perez - stop taking like a 3 year old, you sound stupid.
Happy birthday to Cisco's balls! Look everyone, more ball talk already today!
Balls, balls, balls!
BALLS!
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As usual, the only worthwhile slutz are at the end of the list:
Jane Curtin (65)
Swoosie Kurtz (68)
Roger Waters of Pink Floyd (69)
Jo Anne Worley (75)
Happy birthday JANE YOU IGNORANT SLUT!!!!!!!!!
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