Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This is about a couple — Mr and Mrs Celebrity. Very famous. Rather wealthy. Sprinkled with stardust. Theirs is a long and enduring marriage. But when they met there was one major obstacle: Mr Celebrity was married. However, the wife-in-waiting was impatient and very keen to become Mrs Celebrity.
Somehow, just by chance, the inconvenient first wife came across some rather interesting pictures. This all happened a long time ago, but folks back home spread it around that Mr Celebrity and the wife-in-waiting had made sure that the first wife had graphic evidence of their relationship, thus precipitating a divorce. And so Mr & Mrs Celebrity married and lived happily ever after. (The Morton Report via Blind Gossip)
Steven Spielberg, Kate Capshaw and Amy Irving?
I could've gone through the rest of my life without knowing that pictures of Spielberg using an E.T. finger dildo on Kate Capshaw exist.
This actress has been keeping a really low profile this summer. That’s because she is recovering from a face lift. While we are not shocked that a Hollywood actress is getting plastic surgery, we are a bit surprised that this actress is getting her first lift done at such a young age. We haven’t seen her yet, but we hear that the work was “pretty extensive”, that she looks “different” but “not bad”, and that her husband “approves”.(Blind Gossip)
Katherine Heigl? And hopefully they pulled her face so tight that she can't open her mouth. ("But Michael, don't most of her verbal shit nuggets come out of her ass?" - You "Good point." - Me)
Which singer needs to curb her use of crack? This lady needs to look after that voice! (The Mirror via Blind Gossip)
Unless Xtina is smoking beer battered and deep fried crack rocks, this isn't her. The fat crackhead is a myth. My guess is Jessie J? She's on The X-Factor UK and "she's on crack" is a reasonable explanation for why her music sounds like that.
This is a complicated one, but a good one. It involves an A list movie actor who got his sometime mistress pregnant. The mistress is an actress too. She was in a relationship with a man who was totally head over heels and let our actress run all over him. She would do what she wanted, when she wanted and did it often. Our actor had to be a bit more discreet. His face is much more widely known than that of the mistress. She is known too, but not like the actor. Anyway, the mistress and her man never really had sex much so it came as a shock to many when she announced she was pregnant. She had never been shy about talking about the lack of sex. Turns out the child is actually the child of the A list actor. The two managed to keep it fairly quiet but as the looks became more obvious, the couple had to do something so what they managed to do was deflect all attention from the child for fear it would ruin the career of the A list actor. The child is never seen in public. Even though the mistress and her man are no longer together, the child continues to live with the man until such time as the child can be shipped to boarding school. The fact that all three of the people know and are willing to keep it quiet is amazing. There is a fourth person who knows and had to be paid off with a lot of money to keep her quiet and she also went on a nice year long vacation. You never see her anymore in public. (CDAN)
When all else fails, just play it safe and guess Rip Taylor and Betty White?
This female celebrity on Dancing With The Stars has been hitting on a dancer from day one. He keeps turning her down. She asked him why and he said it was because she was not famous enough or make enough money for him to be interested. (CDAN)
Kirstie Alley and ALL OF THEM especially Derek Hough since those Scientologists love gays.
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Amy Irving didn't have to act anymore, she got a gazillion dollars and married a Brazilian movie director and made sure everyone knew how much hotter the sex was.
I hope I'm wrong but what about Matt Damon for the A list who would be ruined, and Franka Potente for the mistress. She was in the Bourne series with him, and Run Lola Run (run all over him reference). She broke off an engagement in 2009 and gave birth in 2011, but I cannot find any pictures of the baby.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 10:38pm.
Twatty, I hate Rita Wilson, too! She's boring as shit. There is absolutely NOTHING special about her. I don't get it. Everyone worships her and she is mediocre in every way.
Actually she gives me hope
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I can't agree with you more. Her shit eating smile makes me stabby, and question how good of a person I am.
I actually got happy when she got called out by everyone for this godawful PRADA dress a few years ago:
http://justlinda.net/blog/wpcontent/uploads/2010/08/RitaWilson.jpg
The baby one. For some reason, I would LOVE to know who this is. I have no idea, but I am thinking the 'Alist actor' is probably an oldie. As far as couples where we have heard of the woman walking all over her mate, ones that come to mind are Hilary Swank & Chad Lowe, Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovitt, Kate Winslet & insert whichever man.
If The one about the baby and the A list actor is Charlize and Will Smith, she must have hidden her pregnancy as it says she 'announced it'. There must be an actress that had a baby and then went very quiet about it....unless the baby is Charlize's adopted son Jackson! that would be a crazy plot.
Maybe it was the girlfriend of the actor who was paid off and went on a year long vacation.
Since The Mirror is a UK paper and she is the only female on the Voice panel, though she is only marginally female and barely has any voice to look after, it has to be Jessie J. She rambles like a lunatic too.
Oh lord! if derek hough and kirstie alley got together, it would be a gift to us!
agirl -- that rim job line would explain why 60% of Hollywood peeps get the jobs they do. Glad you got a hee-hee out of it.
I bet the one smoking crack is Lana Del Rey.
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Submitted by Puppy Love on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 10:23pm.
Due to his horrific grammar and spelling and his propensity to just throw shit out there, CDAN is fucking exhausting to read. I think he drinks three pots of coffee and then hits the keys like a monkey.
Lollllllllllllll
Submitted by real on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 11:52pm.
I think it's Will Smith and Charlize Theron who were supposedly having an affair during and after shooting Hancock. 2 years later she dumps Stuart Townsend because they were living as brother and sister. He's got the baby and will dump them when they reach school age. Can't figure out who got paid off though.
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Will Smith with a woman? Are you shitting me? He is as gay as the day is long. He was the blind about the guy who beats his lovers.
She always commented on wanting to be a mother but the opportunity presented itself in the wrong way. She probably didn't know who kid it was up until the baby was born. If she started toting a biracial baby around people would put 2 + 2 together. So she gave the baby up, regretted it and opted to adopt.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 9:59pm.
Not particularly good-looking or talented, but she must give a helluva rim job.
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Oh Lordy that made me laugh! That needs to become someone's signature.
I'm not sure if its Will & Charlize in that BI. Why would she adopt a kid if she already had a secret one?
I think it's Will Smith and Charlize Theron who were supposedly having an affair during and after shooting Hancock. 2 years later she dumps Stuart Townsend because they were living as brother and sister. He's got the baby and will dump them when they reach school age. Can't figure out who got paid off though.
my guess for the Alist actor and mistress is:
Will Smith
Charlize Theron
Stuart Townsend with baby
their were rumors in 2009 that she was pregnant and Hancock came out either that year or before.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 10:38pm.
Twatty, I hate Rita Wilson, too! She's boring as shit. There is absolutely NOTHING special about her. I don't get it. Everyone worships her and she is mediocre in every way.
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You are just filled with all kinds of hate and meanness. Every post, something negative. Do you ever say nice things about people?
#1 is fucked up - didn't Spielberg and Amy Irving have a kid? Like other dlisters have said, why would Spielberg hand over proof positive that he was cheating? If this happened in the old timey days, that's enough to mess up your custody/visitation right there.
I think saying the couple was married is a red herring. Take out the married part, and this BI could be about Woody Allen, Mia Farrow and Soon Yi. I thought I read Mia found pix of Soon Yi in her granny panties. I'm gonna go with that.
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Hekki -- thank you! All of a sudden she's the producer of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" (which I hated by the way) and pulls out the Greek card when it suits her. Tom bankrolls everything she does. I don't think she's evil or anything, but she's definitely nothing special either. If Tom wanted a hot Greek girl he should have married my bff!!! The only time I didn't mind her was when she was on the episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm," the episode where Larry stuck the doll head down his pants, one of the funniest episodes ever.
Twatty, I hate Rita Wilson, too! She's boring as shit. There is absolutely NOTHING special about her. I don't get it. Everyone worships her and she is mediocre in every way.
Actually she gives me hope.
Due to his horrific grammar and spelling and his propensity to just throw shit out there, CDAN is fucking exhausting to read. I think he drinks three pots of coffee and then hits the keys like a monkey.
oceanlover998 & agirl -- I, too, find Kate Capshaw extremely annoying, mostly because she's nothing but a golddigga. Not particularly good-looking or talented, but she must give a helluva rim job. As far as Tom Hanks goes, I find Rita Wilson annoying, too, and I'm annoyed that she does a column for Harper's Bazaar. I'm a fashionista and the only reason she has that gig is because Tom has oodles of dollars; otherwise, she'd be shopping the clearance bin at Sears and buying Wet & Wild at the dollar store.
I no longer have patience for CDan's wordbarf. Betty White should be the standard answer for his crap. No disrespect to BW. The first one sounds like Hanks.
I'm with my fellow Dlisters who call #1 as Tom Hanks, Samantha Lewes & Rita Wilson.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 09/05/2012 - 9:10pm.
She's pregnant, I thought?
God I hope she isn't having surgery whilst pregnant.
Megan Fox for the plastic surgery one? She hasn't been out there insulting Michael Bay lately.
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I say the crackie is Patti LaBelle. She just settled a court case for yelling at a baby, calling the baby's mom a "cunt" and was promptly whisked away by her team. The "lady" reminds me of "Lady marmalade".
...I've always found Kate Capshaw totally annoying, but I agree that this BI is more likely about Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson...
...I've never really cared for Hanks much, either...even as early as his 'Bosom Buddies' days, I suspected the dark heart of a real pr*ck lurks behind the nice guy facade...
...so I wouldn't put it past him to humiliate and destroy his first wife by providing photos of him and Rita 'in delecto' in order to speed along a divorce settlement...juz sayin...
...and who the f*ck came up with that one about the A list actor and mistress and whoever...I negotiate complicated IT services contracts and deal with hideously arcane regulatory matters regularly and I gave up on that one 3 sentences in...and it's probably complete BS anyway so not even worth that amount of effort...
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Oooh I hope the first one IS Spielberg and Capshaw. Those two could use a good scandal, even though it is from back in the 1900s. I always liked Amy Irving better for him. I do recall reading somewhere that Kate pursued him (sound effect: cha-CHING!)
Capshaw is a GOLDDIGGA NINJA though, I'll give her that. I remember reading once that Speilberg made a million dollars A DAY (just for himself) the summer E.T. came out. And that was just one of his movies, and 30 years ago.
Trivia: Amy Irving's sister Katie sang two of the songs played during the prom scene in "Carrie".
I think number one might be Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. I refuse to speculate on CDAN because it's 100% fiction. That guy is one step above Drunken Stepfather and one below Lainey.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
"Rather wealthy"? Spielberg is insanely wealthy. I think #1 is more like Tom Hanks / Samantha Lewes / Rita Wilson.
ETA: "Sprinkled with Stardust" - The Tom Hanks character in "Sleepless in Seattle" has a famous scene while the song "Stardust" plays.
CA is a " no fault" state so pics wouldn't matter.
I think I believe #1 but I doubt that hubby was in on the expose. It's more likely that the photos were from wife in waiting getting inpatient, not the both of them wanting her to have proof.
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And some commenters on CDAN are totally clueless. One speculated #3 was David Ducovney and Gillian Anderson. Can't they read? A list MOVIE actor, MOVIE ACTOR. Damn derps.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Those pictures might have been the reason Amy Irving walked away with $150 million. *ETA* If this is true, that's a fucked up thing to do to anybody just to make some home-wrecking trollop happy. He could have just grown some balls and told the lady he wasn't happy in the relationship. At least Amy got some money out of that bullshit.
CDAN = Makes shit up.
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#1 & 3 could be anyone
#2 - who cares?
#4 proof that CDAN is made up lies. There are only hasbeen "stars" on DWTS,not celebrities.
Amy Irving made a fortune from that divorce, and I don't remember anything about his lawyers fighting it at all.
I really want to know who number 4 is!
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Submitted by FilthyBitch: "Not buying the first one, because it doesn't matter if your wealth consists of one hundred dollars or 80 billion, you do not want to give your spouse photographic proof of cheating to take to divorce court. Just makes no sense."
Yeah, that didn't sound right to me, either.
Michael miswrote. Jessie J is on The Voice in UK. "That voice" = "The Voice." I think Christina's too rich and stuck up for crack. Her main problem is booze with possibly a little cocaine to pep her up.
I agree that Jessie J is the crackie. I know there's auto-tune, but Xtina's new single is supposed to be really good.
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the last one has to be Priscilla Presley and maybe Maks. She has always been really horny and since she sold out Elvis, she is on a budget!
<"She had never been shy about talking about the lack of sex.">
That clue sticks out in the long one. The mistress with the child that is fathered by the A list actor but lives with her wimpy ex. I'm thinking the woman is in comedy?
Not buying the first one, because it doesn't matter if your wealth consists of one hundred dollars or 80 billion, you do not want to give your spouse photographic proof of cheating to take to divorce court. Just makes no sense.
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Gosh i really hope this isn't Heigl. She is beautiful...just gorgeous.
The fourth blind item sounds like January Jones.
spielberg actually wasn't bad looking when he was younger. at least for a director
If I recall correctly, Amy Irving's prenup was written on a napkin in a restaurant, and after Spielberg decided he wanted Kate Capshaw, they divorced and Amy Irving walked away with a 150 million bucks. And we are talking about the eighties here.
The real winner is Amy Irving. How many movies has she done since the divorce?
"Graphic evidence of their relationship"? Like dining at Chasen's or something?
*taking rest of afternoon off to read and diagram CDAN blind*