Wednesday, September 5th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Teabag Talk On Good Morning America

Kiki Dunst, Isla Fisher and Lizzy Caplan were all on Good Morning America to promote that Chinatown knock-off version of Bridesmaids called Bachelorette, and Isla talked about the time she almost watched her mother get teabagged at a strip club. To which, Natalie Vargas, asked, "What is teabagging?" WHAT IS TEABAGGING? That is not a question anybody should ask, because everybody should know what teabagging is. Natalie must be playing like she's dim in the head, because she has to know what teabagging is. Natalie works with Sam Champion sometimes. SAM CHAMPION! You know Sam Champion regularly comes into work with a natural, happy glow on his face that one only gets from getting tapped on the chin with a pair of sweaty man huevos.

If Natalie really doesn't know what teabagging is, ABC should fire her immediately, because what kind of respectable journalist doesn't know the ups and downs of ball dipping? Then they should sit Natalie in a classroom and make her watch this highly educational film on teabagging:

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 9:40am.

The funny thing is I'm kinda boyish looking, even when I tell people my age that have met me I get a lot is what! really! seriously!! so I'm kinda use to it...but thanks for reminding me I'm almost DEAD! :D

at least for now, people ALWAYS guess late 30s for me. always.

/ sits next to Whamo and Louise and Turtle in "older than you but still smokin hot" section of dlisted assisted living cafeteria

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Louise, lol, YES! I should have done that!!

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Submitted by MTurtle on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 10:49am.

LOL! Isn't that the best? It would have been hilarious if you said, "Yes!", burst into fake tears and then ran out of the room.

Whamo and LB, I've been there myself. Once in class I mentioned my 8 year old and the teacher asked if he was born when I was fifteen...

*sits on Wham's lap, careful not to hurt his knee joints*

Lol

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 9:40am.

The funny thing is I'm kinda boyish looking, even when I tell people my age that have met me I get a lot is what! really! seriously!! so I'm kinda use to it...but thanks for reminding me I'm almost DEAD! :D

I'm 10 years younger then you and I don't look like a boy (I'm more Elephant Man-ish in the face), but I get it a lot, too. All of my teachers were surprised I was over 30. It's just good genes....and acting like I'm 12.

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@ Reason....lol, you see that Reason! lol, WTF she's got me in an old folks home for Pete's sake! :)

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Ohhh poor Whamo, figured you'd see that, hehehehehehehe ya, you're far from being dead! lolol you're the opposite! Lol

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Loooy, gross. No don't wanna see how chicken farms work... *gags*

And what's this about 9 to 5, Loopy Parton? lol

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 8:07am.

I guess that's a good thing, for what it's worth, because at least you still have a youthful frivolity about you.
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LOL, youthful frivolity!!?? WTF woman, you make me sound like I need depends..lol we don't curl up and die when we hit 40, we think the exact same way as a late 20s late 30s late 40s year old.

Like I said to MTurtle...come here and sit on Mr Whamo's lap:P

It puts some of my rants into perspective eh, shit maybe this guy actually DOES know something! Bwahaaaa!! (or not) lol!

I've talked about my age numerous times actually I'm surprised I've caught a few people off guard.

Having said that, I was surprised at a few other age as well so what the heck

The funny thing is I'm kinda boyish looking, even when I tell people my age that have met me I get a lot of what! really! seriously!! so I'm kinda use to it...but thanks for reminding me I'm almost DEAD! :D

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Whamo: Lol, yup same age as etc etc etc

Probably one of the biggest WTFOMGLOL moments I've had on Dlisted. I'm worried now that I'm *going to have to* start behaving *appropriately* around you like I do around my ELDERS. I thought you were closer to my age, i.e. a good 20 years younger. I guess that's a good thing, for what it's worth, because at least you still have a youthful frivolity about you.

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Thanks Foxxy! Sweet dreams, darling.

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night foxxy.

just picture it and then hummmm *working nine to five* and i gots to go borrow a hot iron to tease out the hair

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Submitted by winniwins on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 3:05am.

yesterday. OP

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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@ loopy -- *stuffs shirt w/watermelons* lololol ;-D
tease that hair too!! and thanks

@winniwins -- limber up those abductors and adductors, girl! [expects earthquake report from the north in a few days]

@csg -- oh so what you said about the "keepers"

good nite for real this time zzzzzzzzz

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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What happened to Hekki? That bitch cracks me up! Was someone mean?

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So- my fifth grade teacher and my husbands HS football coach have a cabin next to us on a small island in the PNW. Anyway, my teacher comes over every night that I'm around. With her V-8 can filled with Vodka- beside the point. Her daughter was a journalist and married John Klein who was recently fired as CEO? Of CNN. Once they left, Maybe 3 days later- a small jet lands on our tiny airstrip and here comes Maria Shriver with John Klein. My teacher mentioned they were working on something together. I saw them " working on something" on their deck. Island was Buzzing I tell ya!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 2:50am.

you wouldn't want to see behind the scenes pics of the chicken industry... it would make you stop eating chicken.

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Loops, that reminds me, thought i saw that meat slime again today on one of the pages grrr must have clicked something... *barfs* and yeah, pippa is a slight slut hahaah

Yup CSG, right you are! ;p

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Submitted by tojo on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 2:21am.

CSG was here too!? I missed her again...

*waves to tojo*

OK, I admit I might have had a wee bit too much boxed charddy tonight but I thoroughly enjoyed reading the d!! It really warmed my heart to see everyone rally around Hekki - fuck the critics, who here hasn't found themselves in bad straits despite their best intentions and efforts? I've always believed that the best measure of a person is how they handle adversity - and the best measure of a person's friends is how they help their friend through adversity. You want to know who TRULY loves you? It's the people who are with you when the shit hits the fan... and who stay to help clean the shit off the walls, floors etc. Those are the keepers.
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OMG England's finest rose Pippa Middleton has brought her ho game to Manhattan, apparently riding on 3 dicks so far.
and the latest is some dude called spencer.
http://images.theage.com.au/2012/09/06/3612957/pippa-and-spencer_wide-62...

go git it pippa, ride that dick with your pinky finger pointed up.

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 2:41am.

yes it must be lol

i think i remember some peepz were having problems logging on the site because of the joan rivers video from TMZ and that pink meat ad on the site, which i gotta say, ive become desensitized to. lol

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CSG, LMAO, may I never snap and say that in real life at a ho who comes to me with problems *chants* please don't let me repeat that! Please! HAHAHA because I totally would! Watch him call you a slacker ho! lolol

Have you tried signing in and then back out. I think UBF mentioned that on some devices you'd see old comments unless you signed back in. For example, on an ipad I see a different number of comments than on my computer...

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 2:32am.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 2:29am.

lol he uses ho in everything. he called me a blind ho.
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Thanks Tojo. It'll be great fun once we get the first awkward fuck out of the way. I swear, I feel like an awkward virgin all over again. So not my M.O.

Anyways- I kinda have some somewhat Celeb gossip of my own to tell- although they're news Celebs and probably not that exciting- but- saw cheating first hand. Couldn't take a picture because of no generator and only my IPhone. One's a Kennedy, though. Bear with me because I'm on my phone.

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Double post - but gotta say - awesome music video provided by Bambam - aside from magnificent nipples, he also has GREAT taste in music.

http://youtu.be/SBBY1aysmtg
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HOLY SHIT BAM - what a sweet video! I've listened to it three times already. I'm going to favorite it on my home and work computer - this is exactly the music I need to tame my inner Catholic beast when I want to tear the throat out of the nearest idiot who pisses me off.

Beautiful - better then moonshine!

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Submitted by winniwins on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 2:24am.

5 months is a long time. have happy fun times!

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 2:29am.

lol he uses ho in everything. he called me a blind ho.

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Withy - glad to hear all is well with you. Sent my email to MK re the post lag time and am expecting a smart ass answer (last time I emailed it was because I was having trouble logging in and his response was along the lines of "did you forget your password, you stupid ho?") I can't remember the reason I had problems signing in but I blame all of my dlisted tech problems on a JJ loon infiltration attack.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 2:25am.

gz on that job foxxy *stuffs shirt with water melons and sings working nine to five"

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Winni, that's what I thought when I realized that you were MIA...maybe he was back! I hope the next 2 weeks go by quickly for you ;)

Hi Within! :)

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 2:26am.

well they havent posted the high def pics of matt boner.

i dont know why texas t-rex had to show his a-hole and boner didnt.

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Lmao, you totally blew up those pics, Loops! Ahahahah

I thought, mmm not bad, then I saw who it was.... why not Boner, why? Lol

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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 2:21am.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 2:14am.

Hey hor, remember what I said about wimmens and what they do with male strippers? Well they talked about it on this thread tonite, something about bridesmaids with dick breath. Didn't I tell ya? lols

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oh yah! i know, the ladies when they get them hands on naked men, they goooo crazzzy lol
and there are clubs where um, some women are allowed to um..partake ...in..um... swishing the worm in the mouth, which explains the dick breath,

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good NIGHT, bambam [;-D]

loopy, he probably is trying to turn himself into a human squeeze bong (fka a "power hitter")...

ETA: Hey, Sal! thanks!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Hi Tojo! I'm so excited! My husband will be home in 2 weeks! It's been 5 long months. Say a prayer for me- been reading on all the tea bagging and such things now- he's always a bit, shall we say unsophistcaticted, for the first 2 weeks.

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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 2:21am.
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When was this? I didn't see that! Man! *kicks ground*

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 2:18am.

ummmmmmmmm not really lol

well he never did do anything for me, but that doesn't mean i don't wanna see the situation down under.

im like a curious cat!

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Sal, so that means I'm in the clear, right! Yay
And you blush? Nevah! Lol see ya!

Hey Tojo!

Night night, bambam bambam!

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 2:14am.

Hey hor, remember what I said about wimmens and what they do with male strippers? Well they talked about it on this thread tonite, something about bridesmaids with dick breath. Didn't I tell ya? lols

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 2:16am.

he shaved it too, so its smooth, but its surprisingly quite gaping... which makes me wonder what he and camila alves get upto lol

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CSG was here too!? I missed her again...

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