Open Post: Hosted By Teabag Talk On Good Morning America
Kiki Dunst, Isla Fisher and Lizzy Caplan were all on Good Morning America to promote that Chinatown knock-off version of Bridesmaids called Bachelorette, and Isla talked about the time she almost watched her mother get teabagged at a strip club. To which, Natalie Vargas, asked, "What is teabagging?" WHAT IS TEABAGGING? That is not a question anybody should ask, because everybody should know what teabagging is. Natalie must be playing like she's dim in the head, because she has to know what teabagging is. Natalie works with Sam Champion sometimes. SAM CHAMPION! You know Sam Champion regularly comes into work with a natural, happy glow on his face that one only gets from getting tapped on the chin with a pair of sweaty man huevos.
If Natalie really doesn't know what teabagging is, ABC should fire her immediately, because what kind of respectable journalist doesn't know the ups and downs of ball dipping? Then they should sit Natalie in a classroom and make her watch this highly educational film on teabagging: