Thursday, September 6th 2012

A #GetMoneyBitch Victory!

Bitch is so rich that her nipples are made of diamonds!

Mushu the Dragon's twin sister separated at the plastic surgeon's table will take her tossed salad and scrambled eggs with a side of Beluga caviar and liquid gold foam from now on, thankyouverymuch. Because TMZ says that all three of the mansions Kelsey and Camille Grammer bought while they were married together are on the market and when they're all sold, she'll get half of that money. Camille's half will total around $30 million. TMZ's source says that Camille is pretty much the Steve Jobs of gold diggers, because when she met Kelsey, he had snorted most of his Cheers and Frasier money up his nose. Camille became the CFO of Kelsey's life and took whatever money he had left and turned it into a mountain of millions.

I kind of find it hard to believe that Kelsey couldn't even cough out a dime when he met Camille, but I'm still going to choose to believe it and I'm also going to say that she deserves $30 million and then some. Camille has IBS, so not only did she have to deal with her own shit (literally), but she had to deal with Kelsey's shit too. If it wasn't for Camille, Kelsey wouldn't be doing the backstroke in a pool of hundred dollar bills and if Kelsey wasn't doing the backstroke in a pool of hundred dollar bills, his newest gold digging wife wouldn't be licking on his taint. So when Kelsey's gold digging wife finishes licking on his taint for spending money, she can lick on Camille's next!

Posted by: Michael K


M.E.'s picture

MUSHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mulan is my 3rd favorite Disney movie!!!

Twat Muffin's picture

Lucifer_Sam -- "sun-dried cunt" -- LMAO! If her behavior on the first season of RHOBH is any indication, she really is a cunt, a nasty piece of work. I think she's ugly, she was ugly in 1986, still ugly now. I think Kelsey is a really fucked-up guy, but I tell ya, he's fantastic on "Boss." Her taking control of his finances wasn't an exhibition of her love for him but more a way of her ensuring her financial future; this bitch is a golddigga extraordinnaire. Can't stand her, her marble eyes or her rock hard bolt-ons. Anyone ever seen her ugly, greasey-haired Greek boyfriend? She's always raving about how sexed-up he is. And there's no way this twat is only 44; 54 is more like it.

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Well, I'm going to say Good For Her! If this is true and she is behind the bulk of the money, then she deserves every penny she got. I don't know anything about her and I know she's not liked but it sounds like she earned this and
I think he was cheating on her.
Love his voice, enjoyed Frasier and know he
has had terrible tragedy in his life but he really sounds like more than a handfull of
messed up.

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It's small, but here's a before and after of Camille:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JK6eF_kKTr8/TY0Idaqu8vI/AAAAAAAAfv0/-G8eTC9yMm...

I believe Kelsey had literally blown through his money as well. Remember his '96 car crash? It was in a Dodge Viper that NBC had purchased for him. He married Camille in '97.

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 3:17pm.

The ONLYYYYYY reason I feel a twinge sorry for him is he has had a lot of shitty things happen to him in his life. He could have tried better ways to cope but he has had some things happen to him I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy (or Lindsey Lohan.)

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 3:14pm.
I totally believe he squandered all his money on drugs. *shrugs*

Good for her I guess.

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Considering he married his latest with no prenup, it's hard to feel sorry for him (not that I'm giving it any effort).

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"Mushu the Dragon's twin sister" GASPS, then chokes on laughter!!!! Her bolt on tits look horrid. And hard.

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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK

She always looks like a bewildered salmon to me.

Anita Bidet's picture

those breasts. i can't even...

MissJaneTexas's picture

I totally believe he squandered all his money on drugs. *shrugs*

Good for her I guess.

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Sun-dried cunt.

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Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 3:08pm.

isn't this person claiming to be in her early 40's? try adding 10 years...
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The Bingo wings don't lie. *waves at you with mine*

Spoiled's picture

Camille has been very vocal about her IBS for years, even filming a public service announcement about it.
And let her décolletage serve as a warning to all you young-uns out there to use your sunscreen!

letinstar's picture

isn't this person claiming to be in her early 40's? try adding 10 years...
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Roseanne Barr

mike's picture

The gleam from the rhinestone just above her breast was a nice touch.

Foxxy Brown's picture

if she truly took him from near zero to $60 mil real property [plus other assets] in THIS real estate market AND dealt with Kelsey being Kelsey? she deserves more than half

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

mike's picture

Eh, I dislike both of them, so, whatever.

Lisbet459's picture

Dare I ask how you know she has IBS? Doesn't seem like something people would broadcast.