Saturday, September 8th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Jon Hamm And Yes, He's Happy To See You

I'd like to think that as Jon Hamm strolled with Jennifer Westfeldt in NYC yesterday, someone stopped him and thanked him for showing us that God does wonderful, wonderful, wonderful things by not putting any underwear on that morning. Then I'd like to think Jon raised his eyebrow and said that he's wearing two pairs of briefs and one pair of boxers and it still can't hide all the love he's got to give. SWOOOON!

You know, I could sit here and write four haikus, six poems, a 5-part series and an essay on the Hickory Farms basket in Jon Hamm's pants, but instead I'll just let you grab the Crisco, sit back and enjoy the Hamm Log.* And these pictures sent from the heavens need a theme song. Jon Hamm putting the HAMM (and a whole lot more) in Sledgehammer.

Oh and if you've ever wanted to know what it feels like to get teabagged by Don Draper, just put your forehead to the screen right before you click on this picture. Warning: You might get pregnant in the forehead.

* Thanks to Vanessa for giving me the phrase "Hamm Log."

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I came here for discussion about his log, instead I learned about people's children, sports, and other benign things about their lives. MK needs to stop with the damn Open Posts, especially with a gallery of images so worthy of raving about.

Foxxy Brown's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 2:17pm.

oooooohhhhh,my bad. there's TWO nuts in your office.

ok, yeah, that one is harder. anything she is allergic to you can spread around or spray on your desk and office area?

/by any means necessary

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

M.E.'s picture

Foxxy this isn't the bookkeeper OB. This is the 80+ year old owner of the building.

Kitty Porn's picture

HOLY SHIT! Is that a hamm in your pants or is your John just happy to see me .. Wow .. that's a big dick. It was enough that he was handsome as hell, but this is just a bonus ..(or a boner). I would love to get with that. She's one lucky lady.

Foxxy Brown's picture

@ M.E.

in just m.o., somebody gotta start hard documentation of somethin' for what imo is your inevitable lawsuit or your defense against something that bitch is going to try to set you up for...

just sayin.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

M.E.'s picture

Foxxy - Nothing will be done about it. Nothing has been done in the last almost 10 years, why start now?

Foxxy Brown's picture

@ M.E.

so specifically what is the boss going to do to address this specific incident? and i sure hope the rest of your week goes better

@bambam

i SO wasn't going to go there -- i've dropped enough hand grenades around here for a while, i think, lmao -- but i'm very glad that you did

*waits for responses that Vick is not "marginalized" because he is wealthy. and i have a feeling i can predict what you might say in response to that ;-)*

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

M.E.'s picture

Foxxy - I am breathing. Hate being pissed off first thing in the morning.

Boss man saw it. Nothing he can do. Owner's not in today and it's his mother.

I need to go for a walk.

bambam's picture

@ Foxxy,

Migraineuse wrote this about another subject. Substitute a few words here and there and it pretty much sums up the issue (which I too try to refrain from when discussed);

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"Ah, the inevitable "tone" argument. That's when the marginalized group, or person speaking on their behalf, is scolded for not being humble or respectful enough to please more-privileged folk. "I would support your cause," say the privileged, "if only you would have been nicer about it, but you weren't, so I won't. Nyeah!"

Message: Underprivileged folk must always bend over backwards, fawning and flattering, because the overprivileged expect deference and ego-stroking at all times."

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Foxxy Brown's picture

M.E.

breathe, girl, breathe! first, get the cellphone photos before you clean up !!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Foxxy Brown's picture

good a.m. bambam and anyone else around!

wow, all it took was just one win for the insane Redskin virus to activate in your bloodstream, huh bambam. smh. usually you nuts wait to get that first win in your division before you lose your rabbit ass minds, lmao. when i was a kid i was fine with going to church during football season if the Redskins had the 1 pm game because we knew we would be out of services every Sunday by 12:30 so pastor could do his little meet and greet after and then get his little ass next door to his house in front of the tv by 1. that's how ridiculous Redskin fans are.
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as for the Vick thing, what i've seen in your dialogue here is EXACTLY what i've experienced in talking about Vick and that's why i'm done with it

you have someone demand an expression of remorse. and, imo, what they really mean is they want to see Vick have some kind of an emotional breakdown in public, blowing snot bubbles and all that, falling over in the chair. not going to happen.

a lot of these people never saw Vick before the dog crimes - maybe they knew his name and his job and that was it. he has ALWAYS been VERY emotionally "distant" in interviews, very reserved almost shy. His brother, oh gawd no, can't shut him up. but Michael has always kept his mouth shut. he did his nightclub crap, weed related incidents, etc. but never one to get all up in the media.

what happened between you and PSL and EC [no blame, all love, just using the example] is PRECISELY what happens in every conversation i have on this subject.

other person: "what he did was pure evil he needs to show remorse!"

me: [i take the position i wrote here below which is pretty much the same as bambam's, with a little extra gravy on it]

other person: "well, fine that's all good, but i don't care what he says i'll always hate him and never forgive him because what he did was pure evil!"

me: "then if you, Ms./Mr. General Public, will never forgive him why the hell should he bother to apologize and express remorse to you?! You've already decided he's not remorseful and should not be forgiven and you won't believe his apology anyhow. why waste his time and yours?"

and, then when i ask if the person has READ any in depth interviews with Vick from recent years (and there is more than one), or watched any of the long form sport show interviews after his release (and there is more than one). nope. usually it's a 5 minute or so news clip type of interview. the heavily edited kind.

and, usually the person only saw interviews he did around the time of his sentencing or around his release from prison. the times when one's attorney usually is still controlling what one says in the media because there may be legal issues still under review, or a civil lawsuit in progress. you do NOT want your client running around making admissions and expressing remorse

/off soapbox. this is why i try to avoid the Vick subject

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

M.E.'s picture

FUCK THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The old bat is supposed to NOT come here anymore due to her health issues. But she was here this weekend.

I come in this morning to find my trash can dumped and strung about my desk, my inbox gone through and a mess. My printer, calculator and speakers turned off. My window closed, locked and the opening device pushed all the way up to the top of the window, like I can't figure out how to fucking re-open my window.

I have a serious FUCK THIS going on right now and I'm about to walk out of here.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 8:06pm.

bambam, you feel that way about Chris Brown too? He gets annoyed that everyone brings up his antics.
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Is his situation different from Vicks to you? To me it is.

If he got counseling, made to realize his behavior was/is wrong, began speaking out about domestic violence and helping organizations that deal with the issue, eventually the questions would have to stop.

How much time has to pass before a person is forgiven for past transgressions and seen for the good things they've tried to do since? It's clear for some people that time is a lifetime.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 10:12pm.

bambam, to me it depends on what the "mistake" was. Stealing to impress your friends, things like that...of course, young and dumb.

Beating the crap out of your gf, and torturing dogs for fun, no forgiveness. Sorry. Have you read or seen pics of what Vick did to those poor dogs? And the "practice" dogs? No way in hell I will ever forgive that man, or stop thinking he is a piece of shit who should go to hell.

love you! :)
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Well there you go, you're one of those people who would damn a person forever for commiting a serious mistake or crime, deny them the chance to redeem themselves. You have a right to your opinion.

For me, I'd rather give people another chance for most things except extreme violence to other people and even then I'd have to consider things if say the person was a child under ten or so.

We could break this down into all sorts of categories, levels of severity, circumstances surrounding, etc. People wanna simplify life but life isn't simple, there's no do this/that and you're just damned, no considerations.

But that's the way I feel about it. If it were me and I had done my penance, paid my fine, made my apologies to the pertinent people, made amends/atoned for my crime, lent my voice to causes against those crimes and tried to move forward in my life, after a while I'd get a little pissed if people continued to focus more on that one moment instead of what I was doing now. People deserve a second chance.

Love you too. ;)

ETA: Personally I don't think CB has done that satisfactorilly whereas M.Vick has.

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

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*sings*
Get down on it
get down on it
get down on it
get down on it

How you gonna do it if you really don't want to dance

By standing on the wall?
Get your back up off the wall tell me.
How you gonna do it if you really don't want to dance

I.CAN'T.SLEEP.

WithinReason...'s picture

Thanks Loopy, if the volunteer is cute, I'll take the periphery, so you can fill in all the ridgy details... which require specialized skill. What about his nipples? MK would do nipples... Hahahaha ;p

@Vob, do you have a preference? Lol

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lollll well we are short on staff, so you have to take on extra tasks.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 3:29am.
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You mean, I'm drawing? ololol I didn't sign up for special massage class Loop! That and I already have a papier mache of the imprint, per your assignment last week! Ahhahahaha <3

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loopygorilla's picture

within they can lie down so we can trace it, but warm up your hands first lol

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gn estee

veryoldbat's picture

NN Estee

WithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012

WithinReason...'s picture

Loopy, we can ask a volunteer to lie down and then trace the outline, or would you prefer standing up? ;D

@Vob, "advanced odd cock"?? -- AHAHAHA

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veryoldbat's picture

Loopy as your TA I had to do my research... Major let down....we can use him for advanced odd cock

WWithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012

Ok...I'm done here. time for some shut eye. Good night students and Professor! That was fun.

loopygorilla's picture

Im not good at drawing though, so ima need help with the peen version of the Vitruvian Man.

Vob....you are a gracious woman! Thank you. Fund raising packages could be sent out of Peen Hall on an annual basis. Would you mind if my friends Johnson, Dick and Willy work with me?

WithinReason...'s picture

Loops, I'd love to see your version of Vitruvian Man lol and if you and Vob would supervise my man on man projects, I'd be so grateful. I wouldn't want to hurt the volunteers, you know! ;p

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loopygorilla's picture

estee, you can see brad's peen, there were pap shots (multiple) taken years and years ago when he was sun bathing nude with gwyneth paltrow.

veryoldbat's picture

Loopy... I think Estée would be a Huge asset in Alumni Relations and fundraising for Loopy Peen Hall... Yes you need a building named in honor of your.. Um.. Accomplishments..

WithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012

Loopy.......a hunk.like Brad Pitt? I heard he has a very weird shaped peen....like a cone? What do you know?

loopygorilla's picture

yeah within, we'll teach the new laws of peen studies, and redefine the theories of einstein, newton and da vinci.

*gets started on drawing the Peen version of Vitruvian Man"

loopygorilla's picture

hahahaha yeah i'd be like tony robbins, and they'd make a movie like shallow hal.

except it would be about peen sizes instead of gwyneth paltrow in a fat suit and it would star a leading hollywood beefcake.

Hmmmm........maybe Melbourne U could use a little infusion of money. Imagine the revenue stream that a series of your classes could bring. Why there would be a waiting list for years clamoring for your wisdom and wit. Then you could become like that Tony Robbins dude and have a global empire.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 2:53am.
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That would happen, yes, I won't lie... but no death stare just a quivering lip and tearing eyes... Teeheehee Your course would need to be a required course for the advancement of the peen sciences... The waiting list would be sooooooo looooooong!

LOL Veryoldbatty, if you are my T.A. I will so help collect the papers and anything else Loops needs! Hahahaha

Night Daniee!

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Daniee's picture

Sure, I'll take beans! *wonders if pinto or kidney would work the best*
Hahahaha.

loopygorilla's picture

bye daniee

Daniee's picture

Been a hoot!

veryoldbat's picture

Adding minor from Daniee in Tupperware and beans

WithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012

Daniee's picture

I'm gonna watch The Wire with my mate now.....see ya later Peenologist and studious pupils.
What's next - Labialologist?

; )

WithinReason...'s picture

Lmao Loopy and Daniee, I thought everyone was agreed since yesterday. The concensus is the opposite? hahaha So he pulled them up for the cams? Ok, now my next question is, what exactly is in those boxes they "bought"? I say, a strap-on in hers and some assless chaps in his, because his box is bigger... ;p

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Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 2:48am.

Hahahaha @Loopy....I am seeing it now! You with the ruler inspecting and Within sayin "hmmm,mmm, but what about down here?"

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yeah and then she tries to put her fingers to touch it, and i smack her had and say "ehhh ehhh noonoo dont touch" and she rubs her fingers, nursing it whilst looking at me with that death stare.

veryoldbat's picture

Loopy I'd be honored to be your teaching assistant... Withy has to as she is the Gurl in the front row.... That everyone is in love with...it would be a major... Such as major peen101 graduate studies of Peen.. Peen masters.. Of course for the right class a peen phd.. It could work... Your courses would be quite popular...

WithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012

loopygorilla's picture

Melbourne University is considered our top tertiary institution, ranked 37 in the world, but they have been cost cutting lately :P so i dont think they will open new courses for me to teach lol

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 2:49am.
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YESSSS. And he can throw a tupperware container of baked beans at me in the morning!!

loopygorilla's picture

Daniee
well hugh grant has always played himself in all the movies he has being in, so im guessing from bridget jones' diary where he played a filthy sex maniac, that thats what hugh would be like.

Daniee's picture

Hahahaha @Loopy....I am seeing it now! You with the ruler inspecting and Within sayin "hmmm,mmm, but what about down here?"

Loopy.....what is the highest regarded university in Australia?
Not so good with names but lets go big. Always shoot for bigger. Has to be a major to any degree. And if called, i would gladly assist in any capacity or position required!