Open Post: Hosted By Jon Hamm And Yes, He's Happy To See You
I'd like to think that as Jon Hamm strolled with Jennifer Westfeldt in NYC yesterday, someone stopped him and thanked him for showing us that God does wonderful, wonderful, wonderful things by not putting any underwear on that morning. Then I'd like to think Jon raised his eyebrow and said that he's wearing two pairs of briefs and one pair of boxers and it still can't hide all the love he's got to give. SWOOOON!
You know, I could sit here and write four haikus, six poems, a 5-part series and an essay on the Hickory Farms basket in Jon Hamm's pants, but instead I'll just let you grab the Crisco, sit back and enjoy the Hamm Log.* And these pictures sent from the heavens need a theme song. Jon Hamm putting the HAMM (and a whole lot more) in Sledgehammer.
Oh and if you've ever wanted to know what it feels like to get teabagged by Don Draper, just put your forehead to the screen right before you click on this picture. Warning: You might get pregnant in the forehead.
* Thanks to Vanessa for giving me the phrase "Hamm Log."
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 11:35pm.
Pft. You could post videos then in that case. And copy paste recipes. Pft. Or have someone translate a dictation.
;-)
Hi there Foxxy:
Sounds like you had a good day enjoying football.
Hi Foxxy, what's shakin' this eve? hehehe
*waves at Esteem and Mel-Tang* sorry if I miss anyone, haven't read back today... Lol
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Omg...I'm watching 'Watch what happens live, " and Perez Hilton and Theresa Guidice are on. Perez looks like a wolfman, and Theresa looks like Frankenstein. Must be an early Halloween edition!!
www.poopreport.com :)
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@ VOB and Withy
Thank you for the kind words. Writing isn't my forte. I'm much better on the physical end of things - demonstrating and teaching groups or one-on-one. However, my passion is fitness and health related matters so it does stir up the embers when that topic shows up on here. lol
thanks, DD! hi Estee - sorry abt your friend, did not know that virus could kill that fast, now i say quarantine yosemite (after lohans and kardashians are airlifted in). hi within, hi VOB -tornado? wtf?!
i'm watching football and Simpsons, cooking and then have to do some work. later!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I had just gone to sleep... When they went off. .. We lost some trees.. Thanks for making me laugh tho.. I was scared as hell... Xo....
WithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012
Hey Diamond, doing good just got in a short while ago, how are you?
Serious about the online pages. You should do it, it's not hard! ;p
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Heck yes.. Maybe it's just me... But I would pay to subscribe to a DD blog since she knows about nutrition and chocolate.. And has a banging body to prove it.
WithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012
Veryoldbatty, I'm laughing at it too. Good that Rande noticed, hahahhaha Lucy too!
How are you doing tonight, any sirens?
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 11:23pm.
I am a vegetarian. At home I eat vegan, but I still eat dairy and eggs when I am out or at someone's home. Most people go out of their way to make me something without meat so I'm happy with that. Although most people don't know all of the delicious vegan things you can make.
Thank you VOB. I see you survived the tornado scare ok?
Withy... It was out if context.. But that's the way you rand Randee posted.. I was rolling...;))).
Gladys sorry about your friend... The whole fast acting contaigon is very scary.
WithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012
@ PHM
Are you vegan? I don't like tofu but I will try the flax need time. The recipe needed a bit more volume to it.
Hi Withy!
Veryoldbatty, no fair, out of context siggy, hahahahahaha
I've told Diamond the same thing, she needs to give advice online and get lots of google ad bucks, right?
Hi there! ;)
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@ VOB
Hiyas! ;-)
@ VOB
I had thought of it at some point. I'm hoping to contribute at my new job and perhaps put some health and wellness tips on their website (if they allow me)
The chocolate cake in the mug recipe was okay - To be honest, It probably would be much better with an egg in it. LOL
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 11:09pm.
I like cake, too! But I rarely ever eat it. Banana's are a good sub. You can use flax seed or soft tofu, too. I bake vegan a lot so there are a lot of good egg subs.
@DD have you ever thought of writing a health and wellness blog..????
I'm going to try your recipe...
WithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012
HOwdee... All. re mouse poop virus... No cure... And while the number of cases to the number of visitors is a low ratio... That ratio of my Mother calling me out for the rest of my life for putting my kids near the mouse poop virus is really high...so I'm with Esteem and would head to the beach....My Mother is crazy protective over her Grandbabies...
WithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012
@ PHM
Mmmmmm, that sounds delicious. I love cake!
Hi Foxxy! :-)
There are a lot of recipes for cake in a cup it but went with this one because it was not so high in calories. I had to nuke mine longer than what she suggested.
One-Minute Chocolate Cake
(can be gluten-free!)
1 tablespoon plus 2 tsp cocoa powder
3 tablespoons spelt flour (or white, or Arrowhead Mills gf)
1/8 tsp salt
2 tsp sugar or evaporated cane juice (edit: xylitol works as well)
1/4 tsp baking powder
1 stevia packet (or 1 tablespoon more sugar)
2-3 tsp coconut oil or vegetable oil (Edit: many commenters have said it still tastes good if you sub applesauce or mashed banana. But I can’t personally vouch for the results if you make that substitution.)
3 tablespoons milk of choice (I used almond milk)
1/2 tsp pure vanilla extract
Combine dry ingredients and
mix very, very well. Add liquid, stir, then transfer to a little dish, ramekin, or even a coffee mug. Microwave 30-40 seconds. If you don’t want to eat it straight out of the dish, be sure to spray your dish first (and then wait for it to cool before trying to remove it).
Nutritional Info:
Calories: 205 with oil (or 140 without)
Fat: 12g with oil (or 2g without)
Carbs: 30g
Fiber: 6.5g
Protein: 5.5g
Hi Guys:
I have an up close encounter with the Hanta virus.
Friend of ours in the horse world was cleaning out a barn attic in I think Montana or Wyoming last year and then went deer hunting with friends. He went to bed early one evening not feeling well and didn't get up the next morning; he had died in the night. Autopsy showed he had the Hanta virus.
He was early 30s an avid outdoorsman. Left behind a wife and young children and his parents. It was deadly quick and freaky scary.
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 11:01pm.
I eat dinner with my Mom on Sundays and she always makes yellow cake with chocolate frosting and bananas. I feel like a pig lol
Hi DD!!
now, you can't just say "cake in a mug" without providing directions!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I just made myself some chocolate cake in a mug. Satisfied my chocolate craving for sure.
*waves hi to everyone*
hi Esteem! Night, Pushy!
yeeeaaaah, i see Rande's point [is it that the generations of filth at yosemite can probably knock out the hantavirus? lol] but i think i'd find another natural wonder of the world to visit
@ Rande -- i'll look forward to accepting many of those begrudged congrats ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by empiregirl on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 9:07pm.
How much needs to be discussed about a fucking dick on a guy? Seriously.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 10:19pm.
*whines* no one has an opinion re: the yosemite thing i posted? is it just me or would other people stay away too?
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Hiyas Foxxy! ;-)
I've been to Yosemite many times...while it's beautiful, it's not one of the Seven Wonders, or even in my top 50. To go when there's a Hanta scare? Not a chance in hell. Drive the other way and spend the day on the beach, geez.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 8:42pm.
Haven't followed this story too much Foxy.
Viruses and bacteria killing people freak me out.
Never been to Yosemite either. Doubt very much if I'd go now though.
Night.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 10:12pm.
bambam, to me it depends on what the "mistake" was. Stealing to impress your friends, things like that...of course, young and dumb.
Beating the crap out of your gf, and torturing dogs for fun, no forgiveness. Sorry. Have you read or seen pics of what Vick did to those poor dogs?
I agree with you on this. I would really like to forgive him and he might even be sincerely sorry but man, what he did. It's hard to forgive.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 8:42pm.
ok, little informal poll here. you are told that the hanta virus has been found at yosemite, 3 deaths, 5 people recovering, 90+ camping huts decontaminated, over 10k people potentially exposed between june and sept. do you then take the family to yosemite?!
Family? No. Just me? Sure. Those tents have been dirty and buggy forever. Curry Village needs some big cats or teach them raccoons to like mice.
The main reason not to stay in Curry Village is you might get crushed by a rock slide (if you're near Glacier Point).
Begrudged congrats on the Niners--I guess... :)
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 9:53pm.
you know who got big dicks? football players so we talked about football, big dicks and cosmetics til you showed up. We sorta ramble.
hahahaha!
*whines* no one has an opinion re: the yosemite thing i posted? is it just me or would other people stay away too?
ETA: night Deb!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Goodnight to Jon Hamm's spotted dick (that's an English food, no?), but I digress. Good night to all you lovelies. I'm headed up for football.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
bambam, to me it depends on what the "mistake" was. Stealing to impress your friends, things like that...of course, young and dumb.
Beating the crap out of your gf, and torturing dogs for fun, no forgiveness. Sorry. Have you read or seen pics of what Vick did to those poor dogs? And the "practice" dogs? No way in hell I will ever forgive that man, or stop thinking he is a piece of shit who should go to hell.
love you! :)
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
I'll check 'em out, tonic!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Deb, I love Groupon! LivingSocial is good too. I've discovered a lot of neat things that I wouldn't have tried otherwise.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 9:45pm.
Thanks, hon! I looked at the video. I never got groupon, but I may look into it.
I think now we all need to talk about Jon Hamm playing football with brown spots on his penis!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 9:37pm.
Submitted by empiregirl on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 9:07pm.
Why are all these people talking to each other about football and brown spots. It's not a live chat room it's John Hamm's DICK! Let's just discuss that and enjoy that show.
Good point. You first: Try to say something about his dick, but first verify that it wasn't covered already in this thread. Go!
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Plus in the first eight pages it was all we could talk about then someone wondered if peens could get sunburned so the talk focused on creams and cosmetics til somebody said you know who got big dicks? football players so we talked about football, big dicks and cosmetics til you showed up. We sorta ramble.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Deb do you get groupons? Every now and then I see a Chicago groupon for a photofacial.
Re: what a photofacial is: Link I've never had one done myself but one of my friends swears by them.
Submitted by empiregirl on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 9:07pm.
because everyone in OPEN POST talking about football and brown spots in OPEN POST talked about John Hamm's OPEN POST penis yesterday in OPEN POST when it was first posted in OPEN POST
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 9:37pm.
LMFAOOH!!!
Thanks Uncle Brain Fart and Dog for your dark spot input too!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 7:31pm.
Thanks, hon! $48 every 3 weeks is a bit much. But I appreciate the recommendations of this and vitamin A.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by empiregirl on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 9:07pm.
Why are all these people talking to each other about football and brown spots. It's not a live chat room it's John Hamm's DICK! Let's just discuss that and enjoy that show.
Good point. You first: Try to say something about his dick, but first verify that it wasn't covered already in this thread. Go!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 9:34pm.
Dog,, getting my snout fixed.
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Ohhhhh, good luck!
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Dog,, getting my snout fixed.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 9:28pm.
thanks, Dog, i ll give it a shot. My face is going to be bruised and swollen the better part of October anyway, might as well add some more redness to it...
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Submitted by Daniee on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 7:00pm.
Thanks so much for your advice, Daniee! I put it in my notes. BTW, what is a photo facial, and how muchdoes it cost approx.?
(I'm in for a quick chat before I head up to watch the Steelers (whom I love too!) vs Denver and Peyton Manning (future Hall of Famer).
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
thanks, Dog, i ll give it a shot. My face is going to be bruised and swollen the better part of October anyway, might as well add some more redness to it...