Hot Slut Of The Day!
Sheldon's Wine Cellars' Royal Blush rosé wine, the official rosé of my kitchen and Buckingham Palace, obviously. Just hours after millions of eyeballs orgasmed from seeing Prince Hot Ginge's pristine white ass cheeks on TMZ, Peter Creek of Sheldon's Wine Cellars got the idea to slap a painting by Dan Lacey on their Royal Blush wine. They started selling it two Thursdays ago and hos can't get enough of it and sales are up 200 percent thanks to the painting of PHG weirdly contorting his naked body to polish the tip of his stick.
Ro-zay is the perfect kind of sweet nectar to represent PHG's nakedness, because I'm sure that's the exact shade his nalgitas turned when he got drunk and one of those Las Vegas skank trollops spanked him with a pool triangle. And I'm guessing that emergency room cases of sluts with a wine bottle stuck up their culo will also rise 200 percent. That's what happens when you put PHG's ass cheeks on the cover of a bottle.
via Cotswold Journal
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This has to be the ugliest label I've seen. He looks DERANGED... Lol at the fact it's selling out!
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I'm not a great artist by any means but I could have done better.
"...weirdly contorting his naked body to polish the tip of his stick." I did the same thing when I saw the picture.
Oy, did they purposely distort this 'vision' to avoid legal backlash?
Otherwise, the artist should be fired pronto. Awful.
Rose is what I drink if I can't decide between red or white. In other words, not often.
ETA: Aren't the royal family's likenesses trademarked or some such? Guess I was assuming that here.
Prince Harry is back in Afganistan helicopter training according to the news. The thought crossed my mind that if he really isn't Prince Charles' son and he keeps doing stuff like this, would it be a shock if some military tragedy befell him? After all, the royals do have a long history of weeding out their own.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 7:48pm.
Well, I'll be. You CAN degrade a dude by showing him naked.
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Now THAT's some funny assed feminist shit right there.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I have a feeling the artist hates the monarchy... I
Just realized this is the same painter who painted the naked Michael Jackson touching himself painting, brilliant mess!
it's all about "Sheldon's Wine Cellars". I sure hope they deliver...
Well, I'll be. You CAN degrade a dude by showing him naked.
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I think this is wonky and morbid, but I want a bottle for my counter. :P
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 5:38pm.
Is he really supposed to look like a scary redheaded monkey?
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In his defense any ho get they nekkid ass drunk enough, ALL look like scary redheaded monkeys. TROO FAX.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Is he really supposed to look like a scary redheaded monkey?
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@Mike
LOL
I read that as "...any wine that is corgie-d." O_o
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Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:53pm.
Proposal for Queen Elizabeth's wine:
A painting of her picking her nails at the 2012 Olympic Games Opening Ceremony.
Variety: Bordeaux Off Her Rocker.
Or it could just be any wine that's found to be corked.
he has no butt
The royals will be blushing alright. Harry put some zip in that royal dud family.
That is a really awkward pose. Some real cirque du soleil shit going on there. However I'm kind of disappointed that this is only available in the UK :(
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Proposal for Queen Elizabeth's wine:
A painting of her picking her nails at the 2012 Olympic Games Opening Ceremony.
Variety: Bordeaux Off Her Rocker.
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@Randé
The off-topic warning was more in regards to the Dutch history lesson. I don't want to risk being banned for boring my fellow members into a coma. I'm off to sleepy land now to dream of berry pancakes with a dash of vanilla. Always nice talking to you, Randé. Have a good one!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:26pm.
How is a pancake discussion off-topic? I'd say it's unusually on-topic for this here site.
Yeah, I'm getting that sense about Dutch cuisine... There must be at least one Dutch resto here but I couldn't find it without Googling first.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:01pm.
(way off topic)
Randé, you are full of culinary surpises! Your pancake sounds yummie. Remind me never to invite you to one of my candlelight suppers. LOL @ poffertjes being "slimming". I fear that healthy eating was not a priority of the old Dutch. They liked a good hearty meal. Nouvelle cuisine is still considered as "liflafjes" (frills) by many.
Good on Dan Lacey for building on his outpatient therapy art classes to develop a small business.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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What in the ham sandwich is that supposed to be? Why is his leg on what I'm only guessing is the pool table, and why is he chalking his cue stick at that weird angle? Was Mr. Lacey drunk or high when he 'drew' this? How much did he get for this? It looks like if Monet, Picasso and Dalí had some sort of 'fight-to-the-death' match and noone came out alive, but we were left with the remnants.
I know nothing about art, but seriously, my cousin's four year old daughter is a very talented artist, and she could've done 1,000 times better. I guess they were going for irony with this. People will buy anything.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 3:34pm.
It does look like demonic Seth Green! LMAO!!! Have you ever seen him on The Soup? That guy must be like 4'8" or Joel McCale is 7'."
HAHAHA! He was on Conan the other night and looked like a five year old in comparison. Even when they were sitting.
I like Seth Green - I'm not making fun of him.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 3:42pm.
Poffertjes look yummy (and slimming...). Stamppot looks, err, hearty. I remember you posted about some dish (stew? soup?) that ice skaters eat to stay warm.
I make my pancakes with vanilla-bean yogurt, fresh berries, and pure maple syrup. (Also egg whites and soy or almond milk, to try to reduce the cholesterol.) *looking around nervously for VitaminF*
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 3:23pm.
"(...)you don't think those pancakes go to waste, do you?"
You were right to ask me, because even though Dutch cuisine may not be much to write home about, pancakes are more or less a Dutch specialty. Martha Stewart even dedicated a recipe to them. You should try it (and our "poffertjes" too)!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I feel a lawsuit coming on..........
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
It does look like demonic Seth Green! LMAO!!! Have you ever seen him on The Soup? That guy must be like 4'8" or Joel McCale is 7'.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 3:20pm.
That looks a lot like Seth Green. A demonic Seth Green. Or Is that redundant?
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LOL! You're on fiyah today!
Jon Hamm's dong, Hugh Grant looking like he's at a bacchanal, and Prince Hot Ginge polishing a riding crop with his butt juice...just a typical Sunday morning on Dlisted.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 3:16pm.
I don't mind the rare gin & tonic or martini, but I do much better with wine. I enjoy the wine/food combo.
Lacey is both funny and practical--you don't think those pancakes go to waste, do you?
That looks a lot like Seth Green. A demonic Seth Green. Or Is that redundant?
Submitted by BaconSlut: "They need to expand on this idea. May I offer a Ryan Lochte version called Peenot in the Pool?"
Good one! My brain is drained but I hope the wittier among us will contribute a few more like this!
Ah, M. Sleepover est un vrai connaisseur! I'm more of a Dutch gin kinda girl myself, but - as you said - a nice chilled rosé can make a summer day perfect. LOL @ "Dan Lacey - The Painter of Pancakes". Obviously he does not take himself too seriously as an artist either.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 2:54pm.
I hope this Lacey person didn't give up a high paying day job to become an illustrator. That tasting note made me drool though.
Did you see his site? All famous people wearing pancakes. *drools*
I loves me the rosé on a summer day, with certain light foods. Yesterday, after my chores, I plowed through a bottle of Dom. de Figueirasse Gris de Gris ($13), from Sables du Golfe du Lion. hahaha
Now Evil Cupcake, when you talk about "cripple" hell, I assume you're talking about the glam beverage invented by old man Sanford in "Sanford and Son," a delicious mix of champagne and Ripple, correct?
LMAO!!!
They need to expand on this idea. May I offer a Ryan Lochte version called Peenot in the Pool?
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I hope this Lacey person didn't give up a high paying day job to become an illustrator. That tasting note made me drool though.
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Tasting Note
This French rose wine is uncomplicated and easy drinking and hits the spot everytime. Vinified from the local Tannat grape variety, harvested fully ripe in October, Royal Blush is a vivid pale strawberry pink with aromas of crushed red berries, laced with an exotic twist. On the palate instantly appealing soft berry flavours mingle with a smooth, yet textural finish to make this an uncomplicated, easy drinking fresh and fruity dry rose of real character.
I'd guess the royals invoke the UK's strict libel laws (or something--treason laws?) and shut this down right quick.
What in cripple hell is going on with that illustration?