Amanda Bynes Isn't Going To Let A Suspended Drivers License Stop Her From Terrorizing The Streets Of L.A.
Amanda Bynes, seen above wearing her favorite driving mask, reportedly had her drivers license suspended by the DMV a few days ago, because she's been charged with two hit-and-runs and because cross-eyed toddlers with bear claws (the morning time pastry, not the claws of a bear) for hands drive their Big Wheels better than she drives an actual car. The streets of L.A. are messy enough and the LAPD already have Lindsay Lohan, Justin Bieber, my mom's neighbor lady who hits a parked car at least once a month and three out of 5 L.A. drivers to worry about. They don't need to deal with Amanda's bumper car foolery too.
If you think that Amanda couldn't possibly be that much of a dumb dumb to drive on a suspended license, then you're doing something Amanda never does: THINK. TMZ has a video of the cops talking to Amanda after pulling her over for driving in the night time without her lights on. "Driving in the night time without her lights on" is probably what Amanda's therapist wrote in her file to describe her being extra slow in the brains.
While talking to Amanda, the cops never looked up to see the street lined with signs with Amanda's mug shot over the words "WARNING: IF YOU SEE THIS DUMBASS, PULL OVER AND PRAY FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY." TMZ thinks that the cops never ran her license, because if they did they'd see it was suspended. TMZ also says that there's a sliver of a chance Amanda's license is no longer suspended, but the chances of that being true are about as slim as the chances of her brain making a smart thought. The cops just let Amanda go with a warning.
Here's a warning to all L.A. drivers: YOU'RE ALL DOOMED!
Either Amanda is seriously kinky and has some kind of fetish, or she's realized that the only way she can get on TV again is if she gets arrested and makes an appearance on TLC's Cell Block 6. And the cops are keeping Amanda from her dream by not arresting her. Come on, LAPD, make that ho's dreams come true by putting her in cuffs!
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If this was in NY she would have been handcuffed.
Get off the road before you kill someone.
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Why is she wearing a wu-tang clan burka?
Dear Amanda,
Drinking booze is nothing but empty calories, hence all the weight you have gained in recent months. I recommend you stop drinking & driving and stop driving all together. In fact, I think you had the right idea when you announced your retirement from acting awhile back, and I think you should seriously reconsider and go back into retirement and stay there permanently.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
maybe Amanda hoped the cops wouldn't see her in the dark if she had her lights off. She seems stupid like that.
If Lilo and Amanda are going to crash into someone else eventually, it will hopefully be each other. Let's leave all the innocent LA people out of this shit. No-one needs to get hurt
I can't believe traffic cops don't have quotas in LA. Here in NYC it's a revenue source and if a traffic cop has to choose between getting chewed out by his CO for not meeting quota, or a smile from a pretty girl, what's he gonna choose?
However, they probably had to let her go because the police chief is banging her.
if i get a $90 speeding ticket my life is over. this bitch doesnt care cuz she's still living off of She's The Man money. She has no incentive to obey the law. She might stop if she loses a leg in an accident or something. let us pray.
(1) If you're stupid enough to drive with a suspended licence, then I have to question how you're intelligent enough to pass your driving test in the first place.
(2) Is LA really that lax towards "celebrities", or is there so much worse going on that the police can't be bothered focusing on dangerous drivers? Or some combination of the two?
Get a driver! What is the issue with her just having a driver...i wouldnt even own a car in la if i was a hollywood actress...ppl are just attention seekers all driving their dream cars?Why?I hate driving around..i love being driven around tho and sleeping or relaxing in the fucking car...are ppl this stupid?
She won't stop until she kills someone else or herself. And obviously the LAPD doesn't really care.
I would like to beat the shit out of Amanda Bynes' parents. Get your asshole daughter off the highway assholes!
(figuratively speaking about any violence)
In Memory of bro killed by LA driver.
Fuck you LAPD!
Ugh...it's never going to change for these idiots. They will always get away with breaking the laws and acting like turds. There are different rules for the rich and famous.
Too bad she didn't walk into a pole and knock herself out.
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Fuck this dumb bitch. She did at least two hit and runs - she was likely drunk both times. She won't stop until she kills someone, and then she won't because it won't be her fault. Lohan + Bynes = one of them will kill someone. Fuck them.
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obviously a whole lotta fucks (and blowjobs) were given that night....
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Why is it that Shitney has always gotten away with the kind if fuckery that Lindsay and Amanda don't get away with.(yes they get away with it on a courtroom level but not a public perception level like Shitney does!)
This brings me to Winona Ryder who is a talented actress who did some stupid shit by shoplifting and pill popping but the public will NEVER forgive her for it even though she is talented.
Shitney meanwhile has no fucking talent and now has a 15 million x-factor contract to read off of a teleprompter even though she has been caught stealing many times, is a druggie herself, abuses/neglects her children and her pets and is batshit insane and talentless.
Winona has talent but still hasn't been forgiven and Britney has no talent and has always been forgiven even though she is worse!
There is something wrong with this picture people!
Aw, Glambert you forget how much "harsh criticism," aka blatant jeering hatorade that Britney got lashed with every single day from evilly gleeful people like most of us here! Nobody's safe, but soon as Sam Lufti started fuckin with her we were all like "Noooo, fuck THAT, that's my GIRL, I love that batshit Cheeto queen!"
Britney Spears' breakdown was like a golden age of Dlisted, but we gave that girl a SHIT-ton of teasing & grief, whether she read the D or not. So, prettymuch nobody's exempt. No celebrities, that is. If you're even marginally famous? Fuck you, you're fair game. It's the Dlisted way.
This trick, tho. I'm completely baffled as to why she's not in jail/doing community service/on probation at this point. Christ, if that were me, my ass'd be in Lynwood indefinitely.
Where's a nice cement lamppost when you need one. (for driving, or walking into)
This ho is going to become WORSE then Hohan! Mark my words!
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Submitted by SandwichQueen on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 9:43pm.
I want to hide under my blanket EVERY DAMN DAY but I can't! Although, my reasoning is not the same, she's just being a weird, attention-seeking dildo. I'm just depressed.
BTW today was World Suicide Prevention Day. Suicide is the second leading cause of death for people aged 10-25.
Just trying to spread some awareness.
SQ: I hate to hear when people are depressed, but it's way more common than most think. Please ask someone qualified to help you. You aren't alone & there is a solution, it just sucks while you're trying to find it (Wellbutrin & Prozac)-- totally not telling you what to do (((hugs)))
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Agreed. Suicide is awful. My parents had friends whose son killed himself. It was awful...he did this over a holiday weekend. He was basically hanging in his apartment for several days. His Dad had to come and ID him at the morgue.
It destroyed the family. The Mom had blinding headaches for years afterward. The Dad got into some trouble, and the family had to leave town. All in all, they recovered, but it was a horrible event. I think these people are so depressed that they do not realize what it will do to their family. It's just sad.
Hey stupid, "suspended license" means you're not supposed to drive! Bitch needs a new lawyer or something.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
This fucking asshole. Yet she still doesn't go to jail.
Fuck you, L.A. justice system.
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
not again... obviously those blind items were referring to this bitch when everybody thought it was referring to "shabooyah shabooyah roll call!" hayden pantyairing.
I think her legs are nice. It's her brain that's deformed.
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Why is this walking accident still driving? How embarrassing if they let a suspended driver off a warning! smdh
"her favorite driving mask" - ahahahaha
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Driving around with a bath towel over her face might explain a few things.
Sucky lmfao obvs a ghost writer, DUH!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Amanda, stop fucking drinking and driving. And I wouldn't showcase those legs, just saying.
It's good that when I'm tempted with the idea of trying to put at least one of the kids in show biz (which duh, is only to make a little extra $$) these stories keep coming through... so as much as the temptation can be I just can't.
This moron is gonna kill someone. Tell her to give Blohan a ride and kill two idiots with one stroke.
I fucking hate these self entitled, "rules don't apply to me" bitches. And when she finally does end up in jail, she'll have no fucking clue why, and will spend all her time telling everyone that she was innocent and set up. Bitch.
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You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK
I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.
So she drives with no lights on..and walks around with some vagina looking cloth on her head..maybe she wont see wheres shes going and step into traffic and feel whats its like to get hit by a car(not that i want her dead) but learn a lesson.
She actually looks good here.
Submitted by SandwichQueen on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 9:43pm.
I want to hide under my blanket EVERY DAMN DAY but I can't! Although, my reasoning is not the same, she's just being a weird, attention-seeking dildo. I'm just depressed.
BTW today was World Suicide Prevention Day. Suicide is the second leading cause of death for people aged 10-25.
Just trying to spread some awareness.
SQ: I hate to hear when people are depressed, but it's way more common than most think. Please ask someone qualified to help you. You aren't alone & there is a solution, it just sucks while you're trying to find it (Wellbutrin & Prozac)-- totally not telling you what to do (((hugs)))
What happened to her!? She seemed to have her head on her shoulders. I never expected Miss Bynes to act out. What a cunt.
The LA Police and Justice System totally suck up to celebrities; there's definitely 2 forms of justice in LA, no doubt. Them not running her license & not arresting her is really aggravating, but it's not the only boneheaded move on their part. When she was arrested for her DUI, she refused the field sobriety test; the simple act of refusal (not even if or if she didn't pass the test) calls for an automatic & immediate 1 year suspension of your CA license, but nothing has happened to her on this. Why not?
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The four horsemen need to hurry it up for what I'm about to say, but, at least BloHan's been "working." (hustling, grifter ho)
Submitted by Bree on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 9:50pm.
What a selfish, irresponsible cunt. She has enough money to hire 50 drivers if she wanted but she'd rather drive around and endanger the lives of others. She's one of those people who could end up killing someone and STILL wouldn't give a shit because "I'm an adult, I do what I want." Seriously, somebody throw the book at this bitch.
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Exactly! Fuck her!
She's not only stupid enough to drive on a suspended license. She's also stupid enough to drive on a suspended license AND not to drive as if she were Buddha taking his driving exam with the director of the DMV in the passenger seat.
This one should live for slow news days. It's the only time the paparazzi remember that she exists.
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What a selfish, irresponsible cunt. She has enough money to hire 50 drivers if she wanted but she'd rather drive around and endanger the lives of others. She's one of those people who could end up killing someone and STILL wouldn't give a shit because "I'm an adult, I do what I want." Seriously, somebody throw the book at this bitch.
What's the big deal? She's a stah! She can drive drunk, she can drive coked out of her head, she can flatten infants with her rear tires while texting! What all the hysteria?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Why is she pulling this half burqa? It draws more attention to her. What the fuck is wrong with this girl?
I want to hide under my blanket EVERY DAMN DAY but I can't! Although, my reasoning is not the same, she's just being a weird, attention-seeking dildo. I'm just depressed.
BTW today was World Suicide Prevention Day. Suicide is the second leading cause of death for people aged 10-25.
Just trying to spread some awareness.
I see dumb bitches driving without their lights all the time. I'd flash my lights at them as a signal to turn them on, but I don't; I don't want some dumb fuck to interpret it as a gang signal and then some idiot would go after my dumb ass.
Your move, Lohan!