Like Everybody Else, Obama Doesn’t Take Nicki Minaj Seriously

Ann Romney will scream “I LOVE YOU FRAGGLES!” during her next speech because of what the Trinidadian Fraggle Nicki Minaj rapped on Lil Wayne’s mixtape. “I’m a Republican voting for Mitt Romney / You lazy bitches is fucking up the economy / Out in Miami I be chilling with a zombie” is what fell off of Nicki Minaj’s tongue. Since everything about Nicki should be taken seriously from her “Rainbow Brite’s yarn hair teased in a blender” wigs to her bottom of the barrel Nanny Fran impersonation, some hos took that line as one hundred percent fact and freaked out over it.

While talking to Orlando’s Power 95.3 this morning, President Obama was asked what he thinks about Nicki Minaj, specifically what he thinks about her calling him a lazy bitch. I half expected Obama to pull out Mimi’s signature line by saying, “I’ve never heard of her.” But Obama has heard of Nicki Minaj and said, “Yeah, I’m not sure that’s exactly what happened. I think she had a song on there. Uh, a little rap that said that, but… She likes to play different characters, so I don’t know what’s going on there.”

“I don’t know what’s going on there” can be said about EVERYTHING about Nicki Minaj. But Obama should’ve just kept it simple by saying, “Bitch is a schiz-ho and Mittens can have her!“

via Daily Intel