From The "Ho, Shut Up!" Files: Kim Kardashian Compares Her Fake Marriage To Having Cancer
Kim Kartrashian's staged marriage to that Geico Caveman lasted about as long as your average Ryan Seacrest queef, made her millions of dollars and the hardest thing she had to do was act like she cared about it ending. And that's exactly like beating cancer! When a cancer patient goes through several rounds of chemo, loses their hair, barfs all day and goes through several radiation treatments, the first thing they say after they're able to open their mouth without a doctor shoving another pill in there is: "I now know how Kim Kardashian feels!"
Humanity's talking butt kancer was farting at the mouth to The Guardian (via Complex) about how hard her life is when this shit nugget came out while discussing her stupid divorce:
"We decided to film for the wedding. And that was a decision that he and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life [brace yourselves], like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."
If reporters insist on interviewing Dim Karkrashian, they should talk to the ass on her bottom instead of the ass on her neck, because they'll get more intelligent answers, but that's not saying much. I swear, I just kan't with this kunt.
(Thanks, Dana!)
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1. To all of those who have gone through, are going through, or witnessing a loved one go through cancer treatment, my heart goes out to you. My mom just passed away after 7 years of stage IV IDCIS. Seven years ago she found out she had it in her breast, lymph nodes, adrenal glands, spine, liver, lung, and spleen. She went through EVERY treatment except Herceptin. She beat all of the odds of pallative treatment survival. She did amazing for so long. She went through stuff I KNOW I couldn't do. On top of that, she dealt with a very abusive marriage--physical, emotional, and psychological all the way until she died. I'm talking week of shit was still going on with her and my dad.
2. I don't wish cancer on anyone, not even Kim Kardashian and her vapid mother. BUT I do wish them both a prolapsed vagina.
I like my men like I like my syrup---thick and rich!
I never post but this really pissed me off since I am a cancer survivor.I hope someday she gets a taste of her own medicine like maybe chemo and then let's here how her marriage compares to that!She is a spoiled bitch and makes me sick.How dare her to say something so ignorant that she knows nothing about.
D-vine Lister: I was in New Orleans for this year's Mardi Gras. Somehow "news" broke that Kum Krap was traveling near our area and that she would be rolling down our street shortly.
I yelled at the limo and called her a Kunt and apparently took a piss on the lawn. Leg up on the banister. My cunt to challenge Kween Kunt.
Or so I was told two days later. Cuz I was fuckin shitfaced and slept for an entire day. ah...
*lack of* memories ;-)
someone, please, just have her and Blohan assasinated
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I kid not, I think Kanye West's beard is mentally disabled. Good for him for hiring her.
i work at a cancer facility...this whore makes me sick...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
My mother was forever saying about someone or other "Big Moments In Little Lives". That's how I feel about the Kartrashcans. The do nothing of importance at all, but treat each hangnail as if it were a critical condition.
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***sending smiles, hugs and feel-good vibes to all d-listers or their loved ones that are battling cancer - God Bless*******
Laura in Cleveland, Ohio
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
God I hate this self absorbed stupid plastic bitch.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
This bitch needs a fight club style beatdown, and I elect myself to give it to her... We need to come together and make some kind of pact that if Dim KuntTRASHian is ever in your town you make it a point to do something horrific to her (throw acid in her face, round house her in the face, etc).. It would be so awesome to take away her good looks or pop the butt implants whilst breaking her nose and busting her face open. I NEVER wish bad on people because its so awful to send out bad energy/negativity like that (and what goes around comes around and all that..), but I really hope this bitch dies the most gruesome, painful, humiliating way possible. The only thing that makes me feel better is that I am certain she will be first in line to the gates of hell, she has no soul and I KNOW she is not a part of the army of GOD/YAH.. her day is drawing near.. and that goes for all the rest of this evil fucked up hollywood machine! I hope the backlash for this comment gets her decapitated fucking filthy gutterbutt piss gobble-ing talentless soulless whore bag!
"Humanity's talking butt kancer" <-- GEM!!
"If reporters insist on interviewing Dim Karkrashian, they should talk to the ass on her bottom instead of the ass on her neck, because they'll get more intelligent answers, but that's not saying much" MK this is why I steady fux witchu!!!
JoJo, Gypsygirl6, Soulks, EdDallas & all of those whose relatives have gone through cancer, big hugs to all of you. I cannot imagine what it's like to hear this slut compare her 72-day sham marriage to such a huge battle. Seriously, I wish I could wave a wand a make it all better. Please take care; I pray for all of you.
What this comment is, is her pathetic attempt to grab headlines because her level of fame is starting to dwindle. She is so desperate to stay famous that she will do anything at this point. I don't think the Kuntrashians are nearly as famous as they were a year ago. Her other whore sisters have grown up, one married and one with kids and all she has at the end of the day when she washes off her layers of make up is her big fat ass, a man who she is obviously not dating for real, and her Mom who will move on to the younger ones as soon as this kow is all dried up.
And I am sorry to everyone that has had to,or is still dealing with cancer. It's a hateful disease and you all deserve more praise than any of these selfish assholes ever have.
Submitted by JoJo on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 7:00am.
Jojo, I am very sorry to hear about your diagnosis, and know that you are in my prayers and thoughts. (((((((hugs))))))))) KEEP FIGHTING!
(((((HUGS))))) to all dlisters who have been touched by this disease in some way.
Kim Kardashian is nothing more than a filthy KUNT!
Is "Cuntbag" a compound word or is it hyphenated like "Cunt-Bag" or are we making it two different words?
Regardless... CUNTBAG/CUNT-BAG/CUNT BAG. I fucking LOATHE that family more and more each day.
You know what that photo is? Seeing the ratings of her show versus Honey-BooBoo's.
I learned that my cancer returned a month ago...and there's nothing more that can be done. I'm currently undergoing pallative chemo, to try to slow the progression, but the truth is...this is going to kill me...sooner than later. I'm only 53, never smoked, rarely drink and have taken pretty good care of myself. I'm scared as hell. Why do people like her get a free pass? And people like me...who go to nursing school to help people...and make life better for others...why do I not get a chance???
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I wonder if starving and hopeless North Korean orphans have heard of the atrocities committed against this poor girl. It would at least help them to put their own damn problems into perspective so we don't have to watch grainy hidden camera footage that was smuggled out of North Korea featuring whiny 3-feet-tall preteens complaining about having literally no food and literally no help.
"Knowledge is good." -Col. Faber
This BITCH. Why does this vapid cumgutter continue to take shits out of her mouth on the regular and live to tell about it? I don't *usually* wish violence on anybody but the tramp needs to "accidentally" fall off a ledge somewhere. NObody would cry. Ok, maybe PMK cuz her #1 slut would be out of the picture, but really.
And crazyassmom, I'm with you! I don't follow twitter, but I would LOVE to see her make headlines for this. Dumb whore needs to eat a dick and shut the fuck up.
As I psych nurse, I truly believe that she has narcissistic personality disorder. And I'm almost positive that she met Gayfish at the Narcissistics Anonymous meeting.
KUM: 'OH HEY, UR HERE TOO!"
GAYFISH:'YEAH GIRL WE GOTTA STICK TOGETHER'
KUM:"I NEED MORE PUBLICITY, PEOPLE KINDA DON'T LIKE ME AND MY 15 MINUTES ARE FADING"
GAYFISH:"I KNOW RIGHT! AND I NEED A BEARD! SO LETS GET TOGETHER AND SEE HOW MANY HEADLINES WE CAN SHARE A DAY!"
KUM:"SHARE, UM, I DON'T SHARE, BUT HELL YEAH, WHATEVER IT TAKES! I'LL EVEN WEAR UR FUGLY ASS CLOTHING LINE"
GAYFISH: "YASSSS!!! AND I'LL PRETEND LIKE I ACTUALLY HAVE THE STOMACH TO FUCK UR PLASTIC ASS!
KUM: "WHATEVER WORKS!! I'LL HAVE MOM MAKE OUT THE CONTRACT..."
August: KK says Humphries is "a cancer":
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&ob...
What. A. Fucking. Cunt.
My mother's BFF's daughter just passed away from ovarian cancer at the age of 27. Unlike Kim, she was a beautiful, loving person who actually contributed something to this world. Kim Whoredashian has done nothing with her life but serve as a cum dumpster to any black guy with a bank account. Just when I thought I couldn't loathe this woman any more, I'm surprised yet again.
Submitted by Snarf on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 7:43pm.
I think we should all (meaning you MK) refer to her as Kanye West's girlfriend as Lainey does. Think about it, this vapid twat's only reason for being is attention in the media, so not referring to her in name (on a major gossip site no less) must really drive her nuts.
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That's a great suggestion!
You know, I RARELY say the word cunt because I think it's one of the most disgusting and vile words in the English language, but this loser is a cunty ass whore. The audacity of her to compare her life to a cancer victim's is just beyond hideous and unbelievable.
If it makes anyone feel better, I read yesterday that LESS than 50 people showed up to some appearance she made in North Carolina. She supposedly only stayed at the event for two hrs because it was so empty" and even the dj commented on how there was no one there. She was angry and left having a tantrum. I know it's not much, but if people just stopped paying these idiots any attention, they may just go away.
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Bwahahahah. She threw a party at the DNC because she wasn't allowed into the convention to sit with the hipsters and hold hands with Scarjo and serial-killer-looking Jared Leto.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 1:15am.
That interview is full of other fun, too. I was watching Lucy the other day thinking "this show is 60 years old". Stupid fat ass, you'll be a trivia question like Pia Zadora 6 years from now.
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hahhaa- so true, can't wait for that day.
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
I am being treated for Inflammatory Breast Cancer, the most aggressive and deadly of all the breast cancers. I had my 9th chemo treatment today with 15 more to go before surgery.
I read this site to entertain myself when I'm sick or cannot sleep. This story has upset me to my core. I cannot fathom someone being this pathetically ignorant of life. I have never, ever seen someone so completely insensitive and ignorant.
She's such a fucking idiot but we all already knew that.
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<"When I hear people say [what are you famous for?], I want to say, what are you talking about?" she says slowly, her eyes wide as a bushbaby's. "I have a hit TV show. We've shot more episodes than I Love Lucy! We've been on the air longer than The Andy Griffith Show! I mean, these are iconic shows, so it blows my mind when people say that.">
That interview is full of other fun, too. I was watching Lucy the other day thinking "this show is 60 years old". Stupid fat ass, you'll be a trivia question like Pia Zadora 6 years from now.
This cunt's famewhoring days are NUMBERED.
How does hapless bitch manage to stay popular? Speaks so poorly about the world of celebrity these days. What ever happened to reading dirt about talented and interesting people?
I think she's actually sick in the head. She has lost touch with reality and seems to be living on some other parallel plain of existence that occasionally breaches into our known universe. Seriously, I honestly think she has a mental condition. I mean we thrown the word narcissus around but she truly HAS a text book of narcissism.
When my 4yo son was diagnosed with cancer, my first thought was that this dumb whore has it so much worse. Can I kick her in the face? If she wants to know what hell on earth really is, she can go to a pediatric cancer ward and talk to the patients or the parents of these brave kids. Until you have had to care for someone with cancer, you don't know exactly how devastating the disease and cure really are. For this whore to compare herself to a cancer survivor is disgusting. STFU you vapid cunt whore!!
And you know she's gonna barf out a fake apology to all real cancer victims.
Fuckin a. Is there anyone in the entire world who can stand her dumb ass?
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
Just when I think I couldn't hate her anymore... This BITCH! LLOOAATTHHEE.
I got eye cancer from watching her shitty show and ear cancer for listening to her bullshit. True story.
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IG♥ ty. Those of us who have dealt with, or love(d) someone who dealt with cancer know. This bitch is slapping everyone who knows in the face. Oh my God, how much I would love to slap her in the face right back. *tries to stay calm but dammit*
Yes, staging a tasteless TV wedding, having a 10 minute marriage and then having everyone in the world call you on it for being the cynical, crass money-and-fame-grubbing whore you are IS EXACTLY LIKE HAVING CANCER. How did any of us not notice this? I mean, when my mother was throwing up in her lap during chemotherapy, why did I not think, "OMG, KIM KARDASHIAN'S LIFE IS JUST AS AWFUL AS THIS, THAT POOR, POOR THING."
What a loathsome ho. SHUT UP !
If karma does exist, this overrated amateur porn star's looks will fade, she'll lose all of her money in a casino and will fade back into obscurity within the next year.
Fuck this whore and also fuck those who made her famous. Fuck 'em all with a flaming fist.
Maybe when her long greasy pony tail falls out from cancer she will shut her dick sucking hole.
I also want to give hugs to all hte Cancer Fighters.. she had no right to say that.
I think this face was when they pulled the southernmost strip of of her brazilian wax off.
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Submitted by _meh_ on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 10:21pm.
She is such an ugly crier! Hilarious.
This is nothing. If she visits the state mental hospital narcism ward, she's really gonna say "That's how I feel!"
Are you fucking kidding me with this bullshit? Kim needs to go and die a horrible death. That's so incredibly insulting I just can't believe even a cunt like this little bitch would think it, let alone say it.
And the joke? This-hoe-not-a-housewife thought she was being clever by sneaking that she saw a cancer patient in- sort of like a tid-bit so we all know she does nice shit- but she only does it for the media.
I'm seriously over this. I give that dumb show two more years. People hate them now- when will they disappear?
Fuck that bitch. Didn't her dad the murderer defender die of cancer? Was it the same as that? Narcissistic Witch.
I want to send major hugs to all the Cancer Fighters, Survivors and Friends and Families. Thats what I want to focus on. Not this piece of shit up there.
She is such an ugly crier! Hilarious.
"I swear, I just kan't with this kunt. - Exactly.
To everyone who's been touched by this awful disease, or who's lost a loved one (((Love and Hugs))).
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this person is such an idiot!!! And I can't believe she gets all the press she gets for doing nothing and I can't believe I am writing a comment but she makes me soooooo MAD, it is either spit at my computer screen or write a stupid comment. Obviously she hasn't been really close to someone with cancer or she would know how patronizing and idiotic she sounds. Yeah, I know, her dad had cancer and so one would think she would have an ounce of compassion and keep her big fat trap shut but no, no! She blunders in and makes it all about her, how nobody has suffered as much as she has, be it from disease, floods, famine, homicide. Nobody had it as hard as Kim!!! STFU!!!! It makes me mad that I am even responding to this but arghhhhh, I don't know how else to get rid of the aggression. Ryan Seacrest, make her go away. Somebody put a sock in it. And for once and all, would somebody please tell me the difference between a booty and just having a fat ass??!!!?