From The "Ho, Shut Up!" Files: Kim Kardashian Compares Her Fake Marriage To Having Cancer
Kim Kartrashian's staged marriage to that Geico Caveman lasted about as long as your average Ryan Seacrest queef, made her millions of dollars and the hardest thing she had to do was act like she cared about it ending. And that's exactly like beating cancer! When a cancer patient goes through several rounds of chemo, loses their hair, barfs all day and goes through several radiation treatments, the first thing they say after they're able to open their mouth without a doctor shoving another pill in there is: "I now know how Kim Kardashian feels!"
Humanity's talking butt kancer was farting at the mouth to The Guardian (via Complex) about how hard her life is when this shit nugget came out while discussing her stupid divorce:
"We decided to film for the wedding. And that was a decision that he and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life [brace yourselves], like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."
If reporters insist on interviewing Dim Karkrashian, they should talk to the ass on her bottom instead of the ass on her neck, because they'll get more intelligent answers, but that's not saying much. I swear, I just kan't with this kunt.
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Thank you GG!
Can't believe this trash stirred up my emotions like this. If she had actually listened to that girl she would've walked away feeling humble! Appreciating life more and feeling lucky that she has so much.
The problem is this stupid cunt claims that the sex tape and her divorce have been so hard on her and it was life changing blah blah blah yet she has made millions because of it and continues to be famous/rich by talking about it.
She really needs a reality check!!
I was 23 and living at home when my Dad got diagnosed. I remember being so depressed because all my other sisters had their families and husbands to go to and just get away. I had to look at my Dad suffering and had no.where to go and just away!! I went through so much crap. I went through just partying and drinking and pretending to be happy around friends trying escape the fact that I might lose my Dad. I even tried to get preggo by a loser bf because I wanted a baby that would have a chance to meet my Dad. Feeling like the most selfish money hungry person in the world because I ran out of money in my savings and had to go back to work. Remember crying in my office everyday for like a month straight.Omg so many crazy emotions and your not even the person who has cancer. It's crazy!!!
@MissAnn, because there are MANY morons out there who do watch her show and buy their crap. Many young girls want to be like them. I hope I die before this generation takes over.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Won't this vile fucking disgusting pig just die already? Or at least shut up? Please stop watching her shows.
She Stinks!
Since no one can stand her, people need to just stop watching her show, buying what she sells, etc. look at Paris Hilton. I'm not sure why exactly she fell off the radar and I don't care. She's gone. We the public can get rid of this one too. Why hasn't this happened yet???
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" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
Is it wrong for me to wish that she contacts the most painful, disfiguring, debilitating and stage 4 cancer with no pAin medication while being forced to watch her shiow hooked up to chemotherapy as she glances in the hospital mirror and sees a bald bug eyed yellow skin faced death mask?? V
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
Is it wrong for me to wish that she contacts the most painful, disfiguring, debilitating and stage 4 cancer with no pAin medication while being forced to watch her shiow hooked up to chemotherapy as she glances in the hospital mirror and sees a bald bug eyed yellow skin faced death mask?? V
OMG please, would somebody go Chuck Norris on this bitch. THA FUCK?? My mom is suffering from ROUND 3 and this urinal cake thinks she can relate? FUCKING FUCK YOU!! FUCK!!!!
Sorry guys, but God really, just one roundhouse kick to the face.
Ugh, This fucking clunge!!
Didn't her father die of cancer? He'd be mighty proud, I'm sure.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Words can't describe how self-centered, insensitive, ignorant, arrogant, sociopathic, and just plain STUPID this whore is.
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" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
No experience personally with cancer, but this valid textbook narcissist needs to be tarred and feathered for that statement.
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I HATE this slunt!!
I didn't think it was possible to hate someone you have never actually met, but I do!
Last year my father was riddled with Non-Hodgkins lymphoma. He is a hard-assed man who I have never gotten along with but to see him face his own mortality, breaking down in tears, telling my brother, sister and I that he was almost certainly going to die, and die painfully, terrified me.
It is nothing short of miraculous that he is alive and cancer free today. This Fucking bitch is an ignorant monster who isn't capable of thinking about the repercussions of her verbal narcissistic bullshit. I loathe her, I loathe her for everyone who has watched people they love suffer in agony in the grip of Cancer, who can never get those people back.
Disgusting ditch pig.
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also of note:
Kardashian has probably attracted more criticism for her decision to pose topless in Playboy and W magazines, something she hesitated over, but her mother talked her into. Good old Kris. Her father would have been horrified, Kardashian says. "He would have killed me."
But her mum? "Oh, she was all for it."
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Shut it, piss bag!
Whoa, she really is a narcissist and fucking stupid to boot.
also from the Guardian article:
"What is my talent?" She cocks her head to one side. "Well, a bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. Do you know what I mean?"
she makes Lohan look like a mensa member
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hopefully she will be Kanye's problem and he can stuff a sock in it.
Ed, the spare room is all yours!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
The only thing good about the latest sewerage out of this dumb bitch's mouth is that it may finally be what the world needs to realize just what a waste of oxygen she and her family are, and a freeze out will begin. We read about her for free on the web because her big mouth and fat ass are always in the way, but how many do you think would pay for a magazine with an article about the K-Trash in it? Let the backlash begin!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 6:08pm.
Ed, you can stay at MY house.
Thanks, Garden Girl!!! I might take a few days to get my master plan together. Hope that's ok!
My mom had cancer twice, my 20 yr old cousin died from brain cancer, my grandparents both had it and two of my very good friends lost their parents this year. And each of them fought it bravely, I might add...something Kim K. would never do. Thanks for disrespecting every single cancer patient in the world, bitch. The world does not revolve around you. Just go away!
Ironic is that Papa K died of throat cancer.
Does this woman realize what an embarrasment and joke she is?
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Also, when you end a statement with "Kim Kardashian is fabulous," all your previous points are INVALID, because obviously you have lost your damn mind." - MK
I wish she'd hook up with Chris Brown and then get beaten the fuck up. Then pissed on. Then beaten up again. To a pulp.
I am not going to waste my words on that and instead say I bow to you all who have gone through what I can't even imagine, either yourselves or by taking care of family. I don't know you but I'm glad you're here.
I lost my husband to cancer in May. I get pissed enough when people who had actual marriages that were things in the world compare divorce to widowhood. When 20 pounds of stupid in a 5 lb bag compares her made-for-tv marriage that is STILL legal everywhere when honest committed same-sex couples can't...
Jesusfuck. I just can't. Karma can rain down on her like rayjay piss anytime now.
I'm so sorry for you loss damnedfallacy.
I loathe and detest this useless, despicable, piece of shit, cum-dumpster so fucking much and really wish only THE WORST for her in the future.
she's just a clueless PIG in every sense of the word...
this rectal swap needs to shut the hell up.
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Dear Karma, please come get this ignorant cunt now. I'm so offended by her comparison of having cancer to going through a divorce. I'm sure my brother would have much rather went through a divorce than to suffer through cancer treatments and die 3 months later. Hopefully, and that's a big hopefully, the backlash from this comment will put an end to all that is Kardashian.
"Humanity's talking butt kancer" <-- nailed it
This bitch. I just wanna slap the shit out of her.
ETA: My sister is a breast cancer survivor.
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:::channeling my grandfather::: Twat did she say?!?!?!?
Vapid, shallow, self-centered and just plain dumb do not begin to describe this waste of space.
Everyone's stories are making me cry. :'(
SHE is a cancer, her and her pieces of shit family members... I just can't believe that stupid shit fucktard pisslicker,.. We've all dealt with cancer in our family, lost loved ones... yet this brainless, vapid, unnecessary cunt lives? Grrrrr
Submitted by JTROS on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 5:58pm.
To all of you who have actually had cancer take a toll on your lives, I am sorry that this terrible excuse for a human being has the gall to minimize everything that you and your family went through.
I second this. I don't know anyone who has had cancer, but I feel utterly disgusted on behalf of those who do. This fat dumpy cunt whore should be shot.
Hugs to you Britney. I only lost my dear uncle and I CAN NOT fathom what it must have been like to go through what you have.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
And the saddest part is the young girls who look up to Kim Kardashian as some kind of hero, instead of the cancer patients fighting for their lives. They're the real heroes.
I totally agree.
Ed, you can stay at MY house.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I read the headline and I just had to put my phone down for a few minutes. I never thought I would get so upset over something someone I don't know says. I am really really mad!! I took care of my Dad when he was going to chemo when I was 23 quit my job, went through depression, cried everyday for like a month because I had to go back to work and felt like I had chosen money over my Dad. I take stupid remarks like this so personal!! Stupid fucking cunt so basically she's feeling the same thing she felt when her Dad passed?!? Which is nothing. Stupid soul-less Bitch.
My Dad has been cancer free for less then a year he has bone cancer and prostate cancer!
My cousin just had her first chemo session 3 wks ago for breast cancer.
My aunt is a breast cancer survivor
An other Aunt survived cervical cancer
And unfortunately my uncle passed away of brain cancer when I was 10
I have been dealing with cancer all my life ok and I will never ever ever compare anything to what someone that has actually suffered and battled cancer feels.
She and Lohan should have a Shallow-Off. I wonder who'd win?
Submitted by Aerialgreen: "Well, at the end of the day she'll remain Kim Kardashian ~ how can Karma punish anyone even further than that?"
Well, she *could* be Kim Kardashian with pancreatic cancer. Or some type of disfiguring cancer. Cancer of the septum, where her nose has to be removed.
I am NOT wishing this on her. I'm just imagining scenarios. Seriously. I wouldn't wish death by cancer on anyone.
Well, maybe a pedophile like Jerry Sandusky...
I want to fly to CA and kick her fat ass!
Six years ago, at 39 years old, I found out I had bladder, prostate and intestinal cancer that were metastasized at stage 4. I survived and live a normal life now with an artificial bladder and no prostate. I have to self-catherize every other day with a nine inch hose up my penis and into my bladder.. But I survived and happy to be alive!
My point is: why is this woman allowed to speak! Or live? I didn't think it was possible to hate this bitch any more than I did!
Looking at her fucking stupid open mouth in this pic, all I think is, can someone please shove a dick in there and choke this fucking bitch? Yeah fucking cunt, my mom's legitimate cancer battle was so similar to your fucking bullshit marriage. Stupid cunt.
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You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK
I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.
DIE WHORE, DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!
lol! Who's her PR advisor? The guy who's the spokesman for the Taliban?
Meanwhile, from Heaven (or Hell), Robert Kardashian Sr., who passed away from cancer himself, is looking down (or up) and thinking "Feck! Now why couldn't she be the illegimate daughter and why can't I disown her posthumously?"
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