Hot Slut Of The Day!
Billy Browne, a crazy cat dude who earned back his cat Rufus’ love and trust by building a giant wall of boxes.
Rufus the cat got an ear infection and so his owner Billy Browne had to drop liquid medicine into his ear. Every time a drop of medicine fell into Rufus’ ears, a drop of hate for Billy Browne fell into his heart. A pussy never forgets, because even after the ear drop torture ended, Rufus stayed away from Billy Browne and ran out of the room every time he came home. So Billy came up with an “I’m Sowwy” gift for his best friend. Billy Browne built a palace using Rufus’ favorite toy: a cardboard box! It’s like Maru’s Shangri-La. Yes, Rufus probably still hates Billy Browne, but at least now he has his own evil lair where he can secretly plot the demise of the evil bitch who put kitty kryptonite into his ear holes (and exposed him to ass crack, see video above) every day.
See, this is why I could never be a crazy cat dude. If that was my cat, I’d sit that ho down and give it to him straight up. I’d tell Rufus that if I didn’t put those drops in his ears, his ears would fall off and then he’d never hear the stupid, annoying shit sounds coming out of my mouth and therefore he wouldn’t be able to throw me side-eyes of judgement. Does he really want that? Although, Rufus probably wouldn’t pay attention since he’d be too busy trying to shut my yap hole with his eyes. So I guess, Billy Browne had the right idea after all.
Every time I have to give my dog gross medicine daily, I just follow it up with a bacon chaser, because bacon cures everything. But if he was really mad at my ass, I would NEVER ever build a wall of his favorite toy in my apartment. His favorite toy is other dog’s b-holes and a wall of no-nos would totally clash with my wall of dildos.
via Jezebel