Jessica Simpson Gives Face! Face! (And Only Face!) In Her Weight Watchers Commercial

First of all - "If I drop the truthfulness and carry the bitch please" is hilarious!

Second - I agree with shandi's guess 200 at the end of pregnancy and somewhere around 160 now.

Third - 5' 4" 142 this morning. Might be 143.5 right now cause I went to Chipolte tonight and you know they do it right over there.

Truth telling time. I am 5'5&3/4"and I weigh 154. My dress is size 10 because of my chest. Size eight in linen slacks, but my stretchy jeans are size six and I also wear a pair that is size four.

Funny story. I find all photos if myself to look lumpy, until recently when I began brushing my hair off of my forehead. Now I look miraculously thinner all over. Funny what hair can do.

Jessica does tend to slur like a Southeast Texan. Given where sheis actually from (we both attended Pearce HS in a suburb of Dallas) I can say with certainty she overheard someone speaking that way and was charmed by it and must've been affected. My own sister does this on occasion, annoyingly enough. I've done it, too. Ha ha. She must like how it sounds.

Love,
Mabel

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 1:40pm.
Submitted by eseattle on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 1:09pm.

NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS SKINNY FEELS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tiramisu. Chocolate Chiffon pie. BBQ. BBQ chicken. Ribs. Bacon cheeseburger. Crepes. Cheesecake. Devil's Food Cake. Chocolate chocolate chip ice cream. Chili. Nachos. Pizza. Meh, I'd rather stay fat.
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The only foods that taste good to me from this list are pizza, cheeseburger, crepes and occasionally ice cream. One can eat these foods in moderation and still be at a healthy weight.

It's an absolute myth that thin people or those at a healthy weight do not eat delicious food. We do and we can.

www.mybodygallery.com should further explain why the BMI chart is horseshit.

This thread was like the friggin Dan Patrick show:

Caller: "Hi, Dan. 5-10, 190." *ding!*

Firstly, you are all awesome for sharing your numbers and being all terrific and body positive about women's weight in general. And B.) after an awesome fun time with an Eating Disorder Otherwise Specified in college, my weight has been FUCKED. UP. for years. Right now, I'm back up to an almost all-time high of 5'5, 230-lbs., a size 16/18 in straight sizes, 14/16 in Women's/plus. No one would guess that I weigh over 200-lbs. I have always been sturdy/muscular with huge tits and ass. When I was 170 or 180, I looked like JS now. When I was 140, I was half JS's size. From one "always gonna be a thicker girl who struggles with her weight" to another, Jessica, have SEVERAL seats. If she's 130-lbs., then call me Precious because I'm Gaboure Sidibe. And the only hate and shade I'm throwing is due to the lying. Shit's hard! Food is awesome! Exercise blows 'cause tits are in the way! And I wouldn't be shocked if like me, she's struggled with depression, which only sends your weight on a trip into a spiraling vortex of fuckery.

http://icanseewhyshessingle.com/

Is her damn jaw wired or is something else wrong with her ass? I can't concentrate on what she's saying because my brain is too busy trying to figure out why she talks like that??

p.s. Since Kirsty Allie (sp?), none of these celebs actually use the programs that they hawk, but we all knew that, right?

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Love the Moms in your life. It would suck with out them.

Stop the world so I can get off...please!

Such fucking bullshit. Nobody is really buying this are they?

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I'm so sick of these self-righteous bores claiming they lost weight when all they did was shit a baby and stopped eating for two.

Submitted by RandomNYGirl on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 9:40pm.
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Big congrats on being 8 years in remission and also on feeling and looking great! That is awesome! ;p

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Don't care for Chestica's WW campaign. More power to her if she can fulfill her contract without actually showing results. This chick is smart! LOL, the name recognition should make it a successful campaign... *double sigh*

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Before I knew it was cancer I was 5'10/106lbs. & I never received more COMPLIMENTS about my weight..mainly by other girls.They'd come & ask me what my secret was.Its sick how girls think that looks good when in reality it was men that asked if I was okay & constantly told me I was too thin...its soo true guys don't like stick thin girls!!I'm now 8 years in remission & 161lbs.& never felt or looked better in my opinion

This is honestly better than when Kartrashian said she was a size 2 (and that Khloe was a size 6). I don't really care about celebrity weights, but why lie? I'll give my numbers: 5'3, 173, and size 10-12. I look thin at 150 and would probably look like a bag of bones at 130. I know everyone is built differently but unless she has no muscle whatsoever, I agree that it's B.S.

Maybe her tits weight 130...or she weighs 130 without her tits...either way she is lying

Prior to this WW thing I've never had any animosity towards her. Now I can't stand her. You are NOT normal. You are getting paid! Shut up, about your "normal" food and your "normal" body. Seriously, you're getting paid millions rather than paying the monthly fee AND you still look rather overweight. You almost always have (except for "Dukes of Hazard," who knows what the hell motivated you then because it hasn't ever since). If you can't do it without a full time job, with complete professional support, and millions in compensation then what the hell will motivate you, Jessica?

i dont know why people are so hung up on everyone else's weight. get over it. its the lying i cant stand. quit lying about yourself and shaming others. there is much more to life than wearing a size 0.

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I like chunky chestica. I tend to go a bit homo for a lady that seems like you could just sink into her a bit. Someone like Nigella Lawson...

I actually watched Katie Couric's new show. Her colonoscopy video was better.

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 12:03pm.

Will any of the women on this board actually admit real numbers (weight and size)?

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Sure. I'm 5'10 and 163 - 168 depending on how frequently I blow off the gym.

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Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 12:03pm.

Will any of the women on this board actually admit real numbers (weight and size)?
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Sure. I'm 5'5" and weigh 150 pounds. The medical charts say I'm overweight, but I'm solid, with a lot of muscle, and wear a size 10 quite easily, sometimes even an 8. I know Jessica said she was 170 when she had the picture taken when she was pregnant, but we all saw her just before she delivered, and I would say she was easily at 200 pounds then. That would put her at 160 now, which I could believe.

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I'm 170 and 5'3 and I don't look this big at all..she is definitely up there. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but there is something wrong with lying about it.

People come in all shapes, sizes, and colors and it irritates me when people are ashamed of (or try to shame people for) their size. Different peoples' bodies work differently, we all can't be a size 2. Own it and move on. Jessica, you are never going to be a size 2 no matter how long you're on WW. Own it and move on.

Her double chins have been digitally erased from the video, you can see some weird computer fuckery when she moved her head and her whole face remains flat.

I also would like to be paid for fucking and then getting fat. Where do I sign up?

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they're real and they're spectacular

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 12:03pm.

Will any of the women on this board actually admit real numbers (weight and size)?

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Will any of the men?

Why should anyone have to talk about things like this?

"Admit" one's size to me means some kind of guilt or confession.

I'm a size healthy and happy, hoors!

Women can't talk about their accomplishments, their goals, their dreams?

Who gives a fuck what size they are?

(sorry, EEG, not picking on you at all but I'm over all this celeb crazy bullshit.)
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 3:44pm.

"....so she can suck my dick!"
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Lil G???????? your ass should be in school right now young lady!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers

She is full of SHIT, 130. I am 135-138 and not as zaftig as this lying sow. AND I just did an hour on the elliptical machine, so she can suck my dick!

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 12:03pm.

Will any of the women on this board actually admit real numbers (weight and size)?
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Sure, I'm 5'4 176 lbs and a size 14.
I look a lot smaller than Jessica Simpson so I would have to guess that she is at the very least 185 lbs.
If she's 130 lbs then I'm really Prince Hot Gringe.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash

I blame WW for pushing this Jessica/Kristie bullshit. They're not great endorsements for WW.

Besides, nothing will work for them until they get their cravings under control. They need to accept that they can never, ever cheat--cry it out, bitches. No tiny portions or cake or ice cream. They're all or nothing food addicts.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 2:51pm.

@Kizzy:

http://news.yahoo.com/caesars-palace-las-vegas-debut-150000548.html

*looks for used hoveround on craigslist*
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Holy gastronomic orgasms, Batman!! Red Velvet pancakes?!! It's not even my birfday!!!
*wiping drool off keyboard*

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 2:51pm.

@Kizzy:

http://news.yahoo.com/caesars-palace-las-vegas-debut-150000548.html

*looks for used hoveround on craigslist*
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LOL, Foxxy! Just don't try to ride it up the escalator!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

@Kizzy:

http://news.yahoo.com/caesars-palace-las-vegas-debut-150000548.html

*looks for used hoveround on craigslist*

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 2:41pm.

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 1:40pm.

that reminded me that the new billion dollar buffet is soon to open in Vegas ...

/skips happily over to Trip Advisor
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Following Foxxy, DROOLING. Betta not be just ocean bugs, either.

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She's definitely a pretty girl and looks fine for someone who had a baby four months ago, I just don't appreciate the lying. What a bunch of baloney to say you didn't want a full body shot in the WW commercial because it's not about the weight loss. Yes it is about the weight loss, you just haven't lost much yet. Own it.

PSL, :D
You kick more ass than I do.
I bow to you.
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Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 1:40pm.

that reminded me that the new billion dollar buffet is soon to open in Vegas ...

/skips happily over to Trip Advisor

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

To all of the skinny people bragging and nagging on us fatties....

My stats are 5'7", 110 lbs. I lost 100 lbs this week. I should lose another 100 next week, and then I can start shoving shit in my face again and do it all over. Don't be a jelluz hater though. Im just awesome like that.

www.poopreport.com :)

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My GP says the chart is bullshit.

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Haha fatty fatty fatty fat fatso, a-hahaha!

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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
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And she is definately still over 150....liar.

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I was starting to feel sorry for her, then I remembered that she got $4 million to do this shit. I'd lose whatever they wanted me to lose if I was getting that, too.

I'm struggling to lose weight also, but the main reason I'm doing it is because I want to watch my children grow up. I don't have the money for weight watchers or a chef to to cook my weight watchers in the microwave. Or a private trainer. Or $4 million dollar incentive. Or nannies to watch my kids while i work out. So no, no sympathy here.

Just a bitchy, hungry, fat mom. Thank you.

www.poopreport.com :)

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RIMADYL KILLS

130 LBS, 5FOOT 7. I RUN EVERYNIGHT AND I LOVE MY ASS.
NO COMPLAINTS.
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I'm a baller, a shot caller.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.

If Jess is 10 pounds from her ideal weight, she should just remove the fake hair. Et voila!

Jessica clearly is a student of Kirstie Alley's Weight Math. She is full of shit. People get mad at this because she is making tall cash for 1)making herself fat as fuck during pregnancy 2) supposedly losing the weight 3) thinking we're all too stupid to see the truth.

I'm 5'5" and 154. I'm muscular and solid. I've been drinking too much good beer lately (cutting down!) so I have a little gut. I'm size 8 or 10.
I'd like to lose 10 pounds, but no more. I get scrawny looking if I'm less than 140.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

No one ever stayed fat by eating sensibly and exercising. But a hell of a lot of people stay fat by re-bingeing on the carbs they denied themselves for a week and chasing one stupid faddy diet after another.

i know she is only like 5'4 but she says she weighed 170 when she was preggo. and now she says she has lost over 40 lbs?
i don't buy that. i would bet she is wearing a corset under that black dress and no way is she 129 lbs or less.
she's probably still a good 150+

Submitted by chewinsmoke on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 12:31pm.

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 12:24pm.

Everyone else, thanks for the honesty. We need to stop focusing on the fucking numbers and go by how we feel and look.

M.E., you see my pictures too, not a landwhale, not even close, but my numbers??? People would assume I am resting Mama June style chins and fupas on my grocery cart.
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ALL OF THIS.

I'm 5'4" and weigh 164 pounds. According to the 'charts,' I am pushing morbid obesity. However, I wear a size 6 or 8 comfortably, no double/triple chins, and no fupa.

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This is my sitch too. I have always, always been muscular. Even when I was a skinny-minnie half-anorexic in college I still had to wear extra-wide boots as my calves and legs were always thick. I remember weighing 132 lbs, wearing a size six, and the doctor telling me I needed to lose about 15 more pounds according to "the chart." At that point I lost all respect for that "chart" nonsense and said eff off. I had NOWHERE to lose that weight and it was obvious my body fat was on the low end of the scale. Just stupid.

Now, I'm pretty much exactly where you are, chewinsmoke, except I have a whopping one inch in height on you and wear a size 10. When I get down below 160, I lose a cup size in my bra and my skin looks iffy.

/HNIC of Team FUCK YOU HORMONES!!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by estee logger on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 12:59pm.
Jessica says she just wants to become "a better version of herself".

Becoming a loving mother to her newborn is a great step towards that goal.

Taking care of yourself by a healthy lifestyle helps to ensure that your child will have you around for many many years. Kids don't care what mommy looks like; their love in unconditional.

Anything else to me, is temporary. Why are women so critical of each other? Makes us look shallow and petty. We need to embrace that we come in every size and beauty can be found in each of us.

To me, the beauty of Jessica is that her face retains an innocence and kindness that many of her peers have lost.

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A-FREAKIN-MEN. I cannot believe how nasty women can be to one another. I have always taken the approach that I could freaking care less what my fellow woman looks like. If you are a cool gal, with a good down-to-earth attitude, I just don't care. However, this is not the way many women are.

The first day I walked into the hallowed space that is my boss's office, she looked me up and down. She scans me everyday, and stares at my clothes. My co workers will sometimes do the same. I first thought maybe it was me, maybe I had some spot on my blouse. I even asked my boyfriend to look me over and check it out. He basically said "sometimes, women are bitches. You know that. You look good. Don't worry about it". He has a point.

Whenever I meet a woman who does not do this (the eye scan), I know she is cool. It's a good test of character.

I think Jessica is doing OK. She will lose the weight - it is only a matter of time. If she ever has any other kids, she will know not to repeat that same mistake. It's a learning experience. She is still very pretty - she has every resource available to her.

The only issue I think in this case is that she has made her career off of being attractive. That was always her schtick. Jessica is so hot, she is blonde and beautiful. I think it was based on less than substance, and more on looks. This is always fatal, because it is tough to maintain that forever. If you take someone like Meryl Streep into account - a talented and amazing actress - this is not the case. She has had some ups and downs with looks, but she still gets PLENTY of roles. She has always fluctuated with her own weight. However, I have not seen any mention of it in the sleazy press mags.