Afternoon Crumbs
Prince William said he wants two kids and Duchess Kate sipped on water instead of wine at a state reception in Singapore, so now everyone thinks she's got a serious case babies. But didn't anyone think that Duchess Kate is only sipped on water, because she did ecstasy in the bathroom with the PM's wife and booze and ecstasy so don't mix well together. That's the most reasonable explanation. - Lainey Gossip
Speaking of popping ecstasy - Videogum
Brit Brit even dances derpy - The Berry
Doutzen Kroes has a 4-pack on her back and I'm halfway through eating a 4-pack of Pringles cups - The Superficial
Please tell me that's Carnie Wilson as one of the Scissors Sister's back-up dancers - Towleroad
Kylie and Kendall Jenner don't need a stupid high school diploma, because they're working toward getting their FWDs (fame whore degrees) right now - Celebitchy
And so the viral marketing for Spring Breakers begins - Drunken Stepfather
Miley Cyrus still insists on being a walking reboot of Who's That Girl? - Hollywood Tuna
Scientology is totally going to repurpose this video and make it their new orientation video - OMG Blog
The photographer caught Minka Kelly's "looking like a young JLo here" angle - Popoholic
"I'm Angelina Jolie and you can tell I'm serious about this issue, because I'm wearing my 'very serious about this issue' muumuu" - Popsugar
Bitches need to calm their asses, it could've been a whole lot worse, it could've been a picture of Jessica Simpson in that crocheted bikini instead - ICYDK
Lady CaCa got herself a busted haircut in honor of Terry Richardson's late mom - Hollywood Rag
Yes, these pictures of Joanna Krupa are completely natural and she totally washes her own Ferrari all the time and she totally wears a bikini while washing it - Celebslam
Almost as cute as Jon Hamm's dangling nutsack - Cityrag
GOOPY Paltrow being named best dressed by People (see: Peon) Magazine is kind of a burn to her. Now if it was ABOVE The People Magazine.... - I'm Not Obsessed
The new Spock admits that he plays with dude from Glee's peen on a full-time basis - Just Jared
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I just have one question: WTF is a "kiki"? *ducks head*
Shitters has entered the realm of Beverly Hills matron. Just so ... matronly. Always has to have a handler with her too. She is painful to watch and, although I detest her, I also feel sorry for her too.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
Thank goodness for Bruce's genes, otherwise I don't know where those girls would've. Gotten their height from. Unless some rogue, Yeti Khloe gene jumped into the mix. Its a shame that they're going to be home-schooled. I don't think that there's anything wrong with it, quality-wise, its just that I always got the vibe that when it involved Hollywood kids with on set tutors and the like, that the quality was sub-par and the bare minimum req'd by law. Plus, in this instance I feel like its just leading to the inevitable dropout/ged.
Like someone else said - convenient that tthe panic attacks happened only at school! Also, like someone else mentioned, I know of far too many people struggling to give their kids the best education possible and these morons are giving it up. Going to school as a 'celeb' can't be that big of a deal where they live. I'm sure that they go to school with wealthy kids who have parents in the industry, etc. Its not like they go to your typical HS.
The photo of Jolie in her schmatta had me rolling. She thinks she's Jeeeeeesus.
Those poor Jenner girls. They're being "homeschooled" the way Lindsay Lohan was. That is disgusting. Meanwhile, everyone I know I is sacrificing to send their kids to the best school they possibly can.
Mk, if you knew our PM's wife, you wouldn't be saying that. She is one cold, butch bitch.
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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy.
Totally a burn on paltrow. That's hilarious! they might as well say she shops at Kohls
Submitted by Moxie GangsterThug on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 5:24pm.
The Jolie has been busy doing official UN work all this week to divert attention from news that her attorneys have filed a motion to dismiss Braddock's lawsuit against her re. her epic shitsicle directorial debut.
Her lawyers just answered the suit; I bet the court already denied their efforts to dismiss it (the HR headline's incorrect). Reading the answer, it sounds like they're admitting many key similarities between AJ's script and the plaintiff's book. If in fact the author previously approached the producer about turning the book into a film, I'd say she's in trouble. *cackling*
'Course, since the movie sucked ass at the box office, he won't get any money even if he wins.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 8:36pm.
I don't think Kylie Jenner is bad-looking. She doesn't have model looks, but she's not fug. Kendall is gorge. Too bad their stupid family will ruin them both before they hit their 20s.
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The "pretty" one looks too much like her mother for me to find her attractive. She's also waayyy to skinny in these pictures, and god knows what kind of diet her mother has her on. I like the other one because she just seems to have a kind face. And she's not hongray.
We'd know if Kate was knocked up. If she eats 2 Wheat Thins, it makes a bump.
Submitted by Moxie GangsterThug on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 5:24pm.
The Jolie has been busy doing official UN work all this week to divert attention from news that her attorneys have filed a motion to dismiss Braddock's lawsuit against her re. her epic shitsicle directorial debut.
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Yup. Sounds like BRANDgelina.
She's trying to hide her skeletal frame in that mumu dress. Her hair looks so limp, due to not eating.
Doutzen looks great!!
Joanna Krupa is gorgeous.
Submitted by sugar free on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 5:11pm.
Didn't you just describe what most of our "stars" do for a living?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Angie looks high as fuck in all those pictures.
CaCa's "career" is dying a slow and painful death. But too slowly and not painfully enough for my liking.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 6:54pm.
ME - You want your boys to keep their dicks in their pants do what my husband did...
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Bwahahahahahahahha ahahahahahah GG
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@IF boys with their dirty dicks *dies*
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Love that dancing grandpa!
Brit Brit looks really good here, wow.
Warwick Rowing butts are cute.
FWDs (fame whore degrees), LMAO!
The last baby hedgehog picture is in fact what Hamm's nutsack looks like, MK! ;)
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I think Miley looks more like the Legend of Billie Jean.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 8:36pm.
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Me neither to tell you the truth. In fact, I think that she has very beautiful eyes.
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Kitten Kaboodle - a Disney ho who did the ho stroll right ;)
About the baby in the bikini: totally innocent and cute. She's four months old; at that age they're often just wearing a nappy! Damn, I would never want to live under the celebrity microscope.
Oh, and RE: Joanna Krupa - I'd rather she tell everyone that she's Russian, much like I'm assuming that many Armenians would rather Kum K tell everyone she's Turkish.
In other words, I would kindly like to tell her STOP REPRESENTING US WH0RE!!!
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Kitten Kaboodle - a Disney ho who did the ho stroll right ;)
I don't think Kylie Jenner is bad-looking. She doesn't have model looks, but she's not fug. Kendall is gorge. Too bad their stupid family will ruin them both before they hit their 20s.
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Why is St. Angie wearing that tan sack when everyone around her is wearing regular old western clothing? There are women in jeans and suits and not one of them has their hair covered while she's all swaddled up in a scarf and a floor length, long-sleeved tunic thing.
Bitch, please.
I generally like Lady Gaga (hate on me for that if you want) but it does bother me that she hangs out with a sleazy sexual predator like Terry Richardson
Bizzarelife, :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 6:53pm.
IF, sorry I thought you were talking about YOUR FURIES. I am glad I had boys but had a few arguments over clothes. I told them they are under my roof so my rules plus my dough. I once caught my oldest schleping by with his pants hanging showing his boxers so I have his punk ass a wedgie. After he stopped crying I told him to stop being a punk and if he didnt wear his pants right and with a belt, I'd use it on him. I dont know how many times I had to tell them "I dont care what the other kids are doing/wearing, I only care about you".
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GG - if I ever have any kids, I am coming to you for advice. I like your style.
Britney did way better than I'd expect in those high heels. The real shocker is that they let her appear with Simon and her husband/handler was out of camera range. I hate that guy. In those pictures on the Walk of Fame he is staring at her like he is so paranoid her programming is going to break down and she might demand a lawyer that isn't working for him and her dad as well. I honestly feel she would be better off living like Courtney Love than trapped in this bullshit American Idol nonsense just so her handlers can squeeze out more cash.
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GG - OMG! HAHAHAHA!
ME - You want your boys to keep their dicks in their pants do what my husband did. Show them pics of dicks with late stage vd and or herp and any other std. It freaked my boys out...maybe even gave them nightmares.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
IF, sorry I thought you were talking about YOUR FURIES. I am glad I had boys but had a few arguments over clothes. I told them they are under my roof so my rules plus my dough. I once caught my oldest schleping by with his pants hanging showing his boxers so I have his punk ass a wedgie. After he stopped crying I told him to stop being a punk and if he didnt wear his pants right and with a belt, I'd use it on him. I dont know how many times I had to tell them "I dont care what the other kids are doing/wearing, I only care about you".
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
IF- DAMN RIGHT!! I am trying to make sure I raise my boys properly and they are respectful, polite men and they keep their dicks in their pants
M.E. Yes! Booty shorts! They look like those fitted boxers that guys wear meaning yes 0 underwears !
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IF my peeve is the girls running around with volleyball booty shorts on for normal school attire. SMH. They look like underwear for chrisakes!
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We also tell our son that he's just as reponsible for good behavior. I don't like when people (esp. guys) tell me that I'm going to have such a hard time with my girls because they're so pretty. I tell them I won't have a hard time if they teach their sons to keep their dirty dicks in their pants! Boys need to be taught some freakin respect for girls and to stop acting like fools and girls need to be taught that slutdom doesn't mean they're cool.
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GG, you're always confused!
I see 5-10 year olds in wedge heels, leopard print short skirts. pants and jackets (a total pet peeve of mine but anywhory) and dumb crap sayings on their tshirts. They also wear bikinis and use the term "sexy" all the time although I can't blame them as it's THE word in every friggin song these days but parents don't correct them.
As a somewhat liberal person in general, I'm a mad conservative when it comes to my own kids. I don't care how other people parent their kids but in general, these kids don't hang with mine. I'm big on discrimination in that respect.
Nor are asshole kids welcome in our home. We have three very conservative Christians living near us (two families) and all three families have had kids under 7 either suspected from school or the public bus system. Their parents are foul in their hypocrisy.
But that's a whole 'nother story!
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Risky entries, to say the least....
I am glad I don't have girls. They would be wrapped head to toe in wool sacks. My only clothing rule right now no sagging.
IF, your kids are under 10. Why would they wear heels of any sort? Mary Janes I should think? Or am I confused again?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@ Ms Fury.... Sorry I didn't catch the context to one of the items, I wasn't sure what you were saying. Lol
Good for you with the kid rules, I would totally agree with that. Kid should be kids and just that.
Princess DIE? How much cocaine did she have to do to think of that? She's over. What a stupid idea. Some unknown punk band would have said, "Naw, too obvious."
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Ummmm...I need to get me one of them calendars. It's to help the school team, ya know!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
My two girls are not allowed in bikinis and also cannot have their ears pierced not can they dress in any kind of high heel, not even a wedge.
But that's just how we roll.
Jessie's baby has all that delicious baby fat, I love a chubster!
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Hell no, Whamo!
I don't believe that anyone who chooses a life of famewhoredom gets panic attacks but I find it interesting it's only at school - the one place one of these nitwits might have to work, use their brains and be held accountable.
My Furies like school!
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 5:44pm.
Are people really *that* butthurt over a photo of a baby in a bikini?! Pick your battles, folks! Gahhhh!
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Heh, I'm with you on this one, but a little more like: my mother and grandmother did crochet, and made things for the babies born in the family. I can see them doing this, and if I had a daughter, I would have put it on her and taken a picture of it.
Harmless. /shrug
Wonder how much Fishsticks paid People for that. Or did she have her mommy call and promise "close source says."
ETA: Kate, go on and have a kid. Stop Uterus Watch 2012-13-14...
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 5:44pm.
Are people really *that* butthurt over a photo of a baby in a bikini?! Pick your battles, folks! Gahhhh!
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I'm gonna have to join you on you on this one. and lol i say butthurt all the time... makes my daughter gag for some reason.
Submitted by sugar free on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 5:11pm.
I always have to check the calendar when i see those two. Her only job is to pop out a couple of babies, and smile and wave. Jeesh, what century are we in?
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Sugar: I agree. I always wonder why England is so very behind the times when it comes to equality in the monarchy. Well, hell, listen to me - I just basically said something paradoxical.
I have to agree with Mizcynical. When she gains weight, she is going to freak.
@Deb: Yes - Shitney does look a little more present. I thought so too. It's almost like she is not used to actually LIVING...so she is approaching it tentatively.
Hello Ms Fury my most sexy CGF:)
Are the little Furys really panicking about school or are you just joshin??
Brit Brit looks great in that clip. She looks like a flight attendant for Delta but she still looks great.
I like Kate, but I think with her eating disorder (speculating) that she's going to have a hard time wrapping her mind around the fact that she'll gain weight while preggers.