George Clooney Did Not Terminate His Contract With Stacy Keibler
Workers at George Clooney's Italian villa had all their tools ready and were totally prepared to engrave Stacy Keibler's name over the "Hos of the Past" plaque over his bed after reading in The Sun that he handed her an empty cardboard box and told her that the bus waiting to take her to his halfway house for former tricks is right outside the front gate. The Sun said last night George's Italian villa has been exterminated of all things Keibler, because he dumped her ass after deciding that he wants to go back out on the prowl.
A source said that even though George spend hours training Stacy in the ancient beard art of strap-on wielding, he wanted to be single again and she "hoped they would be together long-term. It was a big breakthrough to spend time with his parents. But over the last few weeks George has pulled away from her.” The Sun said that Clooney's spokeswhore would release a statement and a new casting notice for his next red carpet escort would go out any second now. Clooney's rep did have something to say, but it was a full-on denial: "A story published by a London tabloid, The Sun, concerning George Clooney and Stacy Keibler [is] not true."
George dated Krista Allen for 2 years, my favorite robot call girl Sarah Larson for around 1 year, Elisabetta Canalis for 2 years and now he's been with the tallest Keebler elf for over a year. If history repeats itself, then Stacy's expiration date is sometime early next year, but George needs to speed it up. Bitch ain't getting any younger and does he know how many Las Vegas cocktail waitresses, Italian coke whores and reality sluts are out there waiting for him to drop a contact in their laps so they can put on a manufactured smile at premieres, wear borrowed designer dresses to award shows, make awkward small talk with Angie Jolie, scissor with Cindy Crawford and get an all-expenses paid trip to Italy? That's like the ultimate Showcase Showdown package for beards. There are sluts waiting in line, George. Call the next number!
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Submitted by CholaMom on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 7:25pm.
I really don't get it. Clooney must be shallow as a mud puddle because all these women are pretty but seem to have all the personality of a wet dishcloth. He's supposed to be so smart and funny, but if that's true, why would he be with someone so completely dirt-dull unless he's only interested in: A) a beautiful woman who acts as a pretty 'thing' to wear on his arm; or B) a beautiful woman who can act like a good beard. Either way, he loses major sexy points in my book for this nonsense. I think it would be far less tragic for him to be acting like a slutty man ho than to be tragically boring.
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Yeah, his taste in women leaves much to be desired. If he is suppose to be so smart, which seems to think he is, why so many bimbos?
I don't think he's that good look anymore either.
Submitted by CholaMom on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 7:25pm.
I really don't get it. Clooney must be shallow as a mud puddle because all these women are pretty but seem to have all the personality of a wet dishcloth. He's supposed to be so smart and funny, but if that's true, why would he be with someone so completely dirt-dull unless he's only interested in: A) a beautiful woman who acts as a pretty 'thing' to wear on his arm; or B) a beautiful woman who can act like a good beard. Either way, he loses major sexy points in my book for this nonsense. I think it would be far less tragic for him to be acting like a slutty man ho than to be tragically boring.
Right on, CM. We're supposed to respect and be influenced by his thoughts on weighty issues like Darfur, yet he mostly cavorts drunkenly with bimbos.
Newsflash, Clooney, no one gives a shit. Next.
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George has been rocking the Peepaw lately...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by DianaDeath on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:15pm.
OMG... Me too!!!!!
Submitted by CholaMom on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 7:25pm.
I really don't get it. Clooney must be shallow as a mud puddle because all these women are pretty but seem to have all the personality of a wet dishcloth. He's supposed to be so smart and funny, but if that's true, why would he be with someone so completely dirt-dull unless he's only interested in: A) a beautiful woman who acts as a pretty 'thing' to wear on his arm; or B) a beautiful woman who can act like a good beard. Either way, he loses major sexy points in my book for this nonsense. I think it would be far less tragic for him to be acting like a slutty man ho than to be tragically boring.
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I think that Clooney is pretty much a boring guy with not a high IQ. Therefore, he doesn't need a stimulating, witty beard when he is just content to play basketball with the boys, ride around on Lake Como, drink beer and basically do nothing.
We have laid to much at his feet in expectations because he is a good looking guy who has played some stimulating and entertaining men.
He bores me, but she's looking great these days and could pass for his daughter, oolol
Rinse. Repeat.
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Submitted by DianaDeath on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:15pm.
I am absolutely incapable of reading the name "Stacy Kiebler" without thinking "Kimmy Gibbler". I ALWAYS think Clooney's going out with the girl from Full House.
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THANK YOU! I've thought this from the very start too!!!
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
I really don't get it. Clooney must be shallow as a mud puddle because all these women are pretty but seem to have all the personality of a wet dishcloth. He's supposed to be so smart and funny, but if that's true, why would he be with someone so completely dirt-dull unless he's only interested in: A) a beautiful woman who acts as a pretty 'thing' to wear on his arm; or B) a beautiful woman who can act like a good beard. Either way, he loses major sexy points in my book for this nonsense. I think it would be far less tragic for him to be acting like a slutty man ho than to be tragically boring.
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
That's 'cause weEEEEE! are never ever ever getting back together.
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the end is nigh
said she with a sigh
soon will be goodbye
and why, Georgie, why?
you're lovely and tall
and it was a ball
but at the end of it all
I must answer the call
I did what you said!
I took her to bed!
I gave my best head!
Um, what call? she said
BeardLand my lover
where I get some cover
and a gal get to hover
with people above her
so many are they
so you must away
sign this and I'll pay
you to say I'm not gay
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elen sila lumen omentilmo-LOTR
I am absolutely incapable of reading the name "Stacy Kiebler" without thinking "Kimmy Gibbler". I ALWAYS think Clooney's going out with the girl from Full House.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
he's straight. not everyone in hollywood is gay
I would be into all of that except having to be in his and Cindy Crawford's company. First, I cant stand him, second, I cant imagine having to scissor with giant Cindy.
As much as I don't like him, I do respect that he stays single because he knows he's a manwhore. No mind games.
www.poopreport.com :)
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I don't think he's gay at all. I think he's not into marriage or kids. Most male celebrities give in to kids but not marriage. He wants pretty YOUNG girls and they put in their time, then they want marriage and kids so he dumps them. He also wants to be with girls who don't have huge careers, so in the end being Mrs. Clooney is what they shoot for. So he dumps them. In any given situation he will win. Stacey may not be pressuring him. When she's tired she will move on.
Feral, I agree. I don't think he's gay, per se. However he is obviously not capable of having a real relationship with a woman who is his equal, hence the endless string of two-bit waitresses, etc. He was married once to the awesome Talia Balsam, who traded up to a better-looking silver fox (John Slattery).
"Davenport. Dawn Davenport. I'm a thief and a shitkicker and I'd like to be famous."
yawn *scratches nut sack*
"Davenport. Dawn Davenport. I'm a thief and a shitkicker and I'd like to be famous."
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 11:33am.
Off topic, what the fuck is going on with that Beardo ad? When does it expire, it's annoying the fuck out of me. Who would wear that shit?
Ahahaha bambam! It looks like something your senile grandma would crochet you for Christmas. I would love to walk into the office with it on just once.
she is really pretty. i dont get bearding, it seems like a waste of time. is the money really worth it? unless he's actually is straight, or maybe she's a gayelle too and getting some on the side, in which case i think she and jessica biel would be a good match
his playboy act is as old and tired as he is. give it up george.
his weirdness now consumes his good lookingness
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
At least she's pretty. His last two weren't anything special.
No hot chemistry between these two at all.
like looking at two Christmas parade hosts meeting each other for the first time.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
It looks like, dad is presenting his daughter.
The rumor is he's into receiving pain. She used to be a wrestler, so she must be his favorite beard.
You had me at Showcase Showdown LOL
Love u MK.
Why is he making that gesture? Is he talking about Fassbender's dick again?
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I think he's not into women or men...sexless, prefers non romantic relationships/friendships...if so a lot of people like that, nothing wrong with it...but he's a Movie Star so being seen with beautiful female "romantic interests" is essential to maintain the Manly PR Image that appeals to his demographic, thus the lady parade will continue.
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celine balitran is my favorite of the clooney girls. hands down. this latest one is very vanilla.
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George Clooney sucks.
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Douchechill!
Off topic, what the fuck is going on with that Beardo ad? When does it expire, it's annoying the fuck out of me. Who would wear that shit?
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 11:02am.
The most interesting person in the pic is the follicley challenged dude making up for his hair situ with some long skinny sideburn
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*start talking to chick..look at my sideburns, look at my sideburns, that's right my glorious side ...SHIT she's looking at my head!*
Yaaawwwwwnnnnnn...
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She is a pleasant beard. I couldn`t stand the Canalis chick or whatever her fucking name was. And I dont get a gay vibe from George, but then again, i never got a gay vibe from Rock Hudson. Maybe my Gaydar doesnt work on older people...
I'm sorry,,I can't help but feel he's a "family" member,,,,,look at how he's holding his presentation hand!!!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 11:10am.
I'm not sure if he's gay but they're defo leased pieces.
If this is true I think MK ought to go to work on his drag game.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
I read Krista Allen as Kirstie Alley. Ha ha.
I think she's pretty but she reminds me a bit of the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz.
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Must be the eybrows.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 11:07am.
Nah, I don't think he is gay. Most attractive celeb men get accused of being gay. I think he just is the I don't want kids, don't want to get married type. It happens.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 10:57am.
...and Migraineuse did not give a damn. No damn was given, for she had no more damns to give.
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but ESE did give a shit... only because he's got this new fiber rich breakfast thing going on, and, well... that's a whole nother story!
OT: holy mutha, this topic is fucking boring!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Rock Hudson did the same thing.....how did that turn out?
If they really are all beards, which seems likely, why does he get tired of them? Is he trying to prove that he's a serial womanizer? Why doesn't he find a nice beard and make a lifetime contract?
I think she is the best-looking of Georgy's beards.
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I was sad when he dumped horsey Elizabetta. She was my favourite beard, with her trashy arm band tattoo, looking like a transvestite Cindy Crawford.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
The most interesting person in the pic is the follicley challenged dude making up for his hair situ with some long skinny sideburns.
She's always seemed so blah...but seeing this list of exes I think she's the prettiest of all. I also am in the middle of my 2hr wake and bake.
"This world is a whore."
George is a pathetic old peepaw at this point, he better keep this one, because before long he's gonna resemble Heff
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
I must say, she looks stunning in that red dress. Other than that - who really cares.
People should just stop trying to marry George off.
...and Migraineuse did not give a damn. No damn was given, for she had no more damns to give.
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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.
Ugh, George is so washed out and used up. Remember when he was, like, totally hot.