Amanda Bynes Trades In Drinking And Driving For Toking And Driving
If Amanda Bynes had any fucks to give about her situation, she already ground it up in her weed grinder and smoked it in her one hitter. TMZ has a gallery of over 20 pictures of Amanda Bynes living the dream by smoking the good shit out of a cigarette lighter pipe in her BMW before eating Baja Fresh tacos and toking up again in a Home Depot parking lot. I know, what a beyond dumb bitch. I mean, who inhales the breath of the Gods while parked in a Home Depot parking lot? Does she really want her buzz ruined by a day worker (who is probably my cousin) knocking on her car window to ask if she needs her roof fixed or something?
Amanda shouldn't even be driving, because: a) She's Amanda Bynes and she's more of a menace to drivers than a Ke$hit song popping up on the radio (Nothing will make you want to crash into the center divider like the sound of Ke$hit's auto-tuned mouth farts.) and; b) Bitch got her license suspended on August 25th, because she refused to blow into the breathalyzer during her DUI arrest.
The paps first caught Amanda at a Baja Fresh in the Valley and clicked their cameras as she took herself higher in the car in between eating on some delicious tacos. Toking and eatin' is real stressful, so Amanda got her stoned muscles massaged at a spa for 3 hours. Amanda got back in her car and drove the way you'd expect Amanda to drive. Bumper Car Mandy cut people off and broke a bunch of traffic laws. Amanda drove around aimlessly for several hours before driving into a Home Depot parking lot to suck on her pipe some more. While Amanda was away from her car, the paps took pictures of the inside and just like her life, it's a sad mess. It's like peeking into the inside of her brain. There's shit scattered everywhere and the one empty can of A&W tells me that maybe just maybe she's capable of making one good decision.
What more is there to say about this mess. I wouldn't be surprised if Amanda turned to a life of joo-ree thieving to support her weed and tacos habit (ala Lindsay Lohan) or inherited Brit Brit's pink wig and started terrorizing gas stations. And the paps are either really shitty business people or Amanda bribed them with a taco to not call the cops on her and snap away as her stoned ass got taken away in handcuffs. My guess is the latter, because if the paps are anything like me, they'll do anything if you wave a Baja Fresh taco at them.
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Submitted by PinkPostIt on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:59am.
This seems intentional. Not sure what her schtick is.
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Her parents bogart the good shit and leave her with the schwag?
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
This seems intentional. Not sure what her schtick is.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:51am.
Why would you even cary a pipe when you're traveling, they stink and you might get you favorite one confiscated. Roll a joint when you're on the move, worst case you chuck it out the window or worse worse case you snub it out and eat it.
Here in Canada if you get caught with dub or two most cops wouldn't do shit (unless you're acting like an asshole and they what to fuck you over)
They'll just make you throw it on the ground and crush it good.
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THIS!! (Mostly here in NC, too.) *grumbles about dumb bitches can't even get high right*
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:43am.
WHERE IS OBAMA WHEN YOU NEED HIM????!!!
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He's out back of the White House smokin a fattie.
"shit here comes Biden, Hillary put it out if he says anything it's yours ok!?"
She interests me as much as Lohan and PHG...not at all.
Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:47am.
LMAO!!!! I've heard the same thing :P
Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:30am.
Does she not have any friends? Methinks she might have a some kind of manic thing going on? She must be very lonely driving around by herself all day obviously with nothing to do.
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Yeah, that's what I was wondering. I remember doing the fun driving times with a stop at Toke-A Bowl (Taco Bell) when I was in high school/college, but it was always a group activity. And I'd like to think we were a little less obvious.
Submitted by ewe on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:49am.
Yeah, pleading young, dumb, and likes to get high doesn't ever go over well. But CRAZY plays like hell.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Why would you even cary a pipe when you're traveling, they stink and you might get you favorite one confiscated. Roll a joint when you're on the move, worst case you chuck it out the window or worse worse case you snub it out and eat it.
Here in Canada if you get caught with dub or two most cops wouldn't do shit (unless you're acting like an asshole and they what to fuck you over)
They'll just make you throw it on the ground and crush it good.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:38am.
Attention Whore Alert
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THIS! She wants us to witness her "breakdown". She wants us to care.
The only thing I care about, is getting her out from behind the wheel of a car. Other than that, I don't give a flying fuck what she does. Just get her away from a moving vehicle!
She's appears to be losing weight as well, so methinks this is a more a cry for help rather than an I can do what I want. If she gets caught she'll claim mental illness.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:43am.
So bourgeois! Why not a crack pipe?
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For reals. A nice blown-glass colorchanger with a side carb is perfect. *ahem* So I've been told.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:30am.
Does she not have any friends? Methinks she might have a some kind of manic thing going on? She must be very lonely driving around by herself all day obviously with nothing to do.
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No it doesn't seem so. I actually feel bad for her, because she seriously got fucked-over when she was younger. It's been discussed on DListed here before about the alleged abuse she took from noted dirtbag/PedoBear Nickelodeon producer Dan Schneider.
I can't be bothered with digging through to find the actual article that talks about their relationship, but a good place to start is probably this Jezebel link:
http://jezebel.com/5892565/is-robert-downey-jr-spreading-insider-celeb-g...
Jesus H. Christ. What a day she had!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:43am.
WHERE IS OBAMA WHEN YOU NEED HIM????!!!
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Lookin' after that "stepdaughter" on Bad Girls Club?
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:27am.
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A true lady uses the ones that look like lipstick. *ahem*
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There you go, someone's all over it!
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:30am.
Plus when you got a stoner hankerin for tacos you must obey it Whammy. I'm surprised you didn't think of that, Cheech ;)
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LOL, I love pretzels, ice cream, and sour patch kids when I'm high:P
So bourgeois! Why not a crack pipe?
WHERE IS OBAMA WHEN YOU NEED HIM????!!!
...but, but her daddy said she's a good girl that plans to enter a cloistered nunnery and live out her days in prayer and service to God.
#crashandburnL.A.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:37am.
I thought that was pay-per-view?
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Attention Whore Alert
Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:30am.
If my errands were that boring, I'd liven it up a bit, too. She's a pothead, plain & simple. Girl's in love with MaryJane.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Oh for FUCK'S SAKE. What's next? Amanda Bynes Snorting Coke off Hooker's Behind While Cruising Down The Freeway?
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
It's perfectly natural to chew on a cigarette lighter while driving, people.... sheesh. I enjoy popping the knobs off the radio and shoving em up my nose (no, they are not full of cocaine).
Does she not have any friends? Methinks she might have a some kind of manic thing going on? She must be very lonely driving around by herself all day obviously with nothing to do.
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:25am.
What I don't understand is how in the fuck does she think she'll get away with no license when every Pap is stalking you
She doesn't care. Plain and simple. This is her telling the judge to stick it. Nothing will happen to her. She knows this because Hohan has basically done everything short of murder and still the bitch is roaming free... Plus when you got a stoner hankerin for tacos you must obey it Whammy. I'm surprised you didn't think of that, Cheech ;)
She WAS stopped by police the day before yesterday for driving at night with no lights on. They let her drive right away on a suspended license.
Hold up,bitch..something in the milk aint white! Wtf is this stunt queen tryna pull since being irrelevant...who the fuck smokes weed by themselves in a car driving all over la..? Ive done it a million times smoking blunts with my frenz when i was her age...but,by yo damned self?? Huh? Just wait till u get home bitch...totally knew she was being photographed and is so desperate. Hollywood is getting more and pathetic since ben and j.lo....i blame all this scandal to get more roles and money on j.ho...its all her fault!
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:22am.
Submitted by snuffy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:18am.
Also, what the fuck is the point of a pipe that looks like a lighter?
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A true lady uses the ones that look like lipstick. *ahem*
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Great...just great.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by miz cynical on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:23am.
The most interesting part of this to me is that she has a car lighter!
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It probably doesn't that's the funny part.
So TMZ has people following her? HAHAHA! She never disappoints. Is she ever hanging out with other people? She seems to be alone a lot.
I think she's going for the major fuck up route to restart her career.
"If Lindsay can get to host SNL and star in a Lifetime movie about Liz Taylor... "
Cue the crack pipe nude pics.
What I don't understand is how in the fuck does she think she'll get away with no license when every Pap is stalking you every time you walk out the door. Speaking of stalking some of these dipshits followed her around ALL day! Regardless of who you are that's not right.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:11am.
She's gonna Britney like whoa, mark my words.
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CODE CHEETO ALERT!!
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
MJT- She's gonna Britney for the cray and Lohan for the fallout. She was really cute. I guess she's one of those who either slipped through the cracks being raised in Hollywood or doesn't have the fortitude to figure out adulthood.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
The most interesting part of this to me is that she has a car lighter! I thought that newer cars were without those these days since most people don't smoke in their cars? Similar to how we don't have ashtrays in our cars anymore. My 2002 Honda Accord didn't have a lighter and neither does my new car. Oh well. Sorry for the randomness! Anyway, I'm assuming that she has some shows in syndication and that's why she has time/money to blow.
Submitted by snuffy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:18am.
Also, what the fuck is the point of a pipe that looks like a lighter?
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That's true if you're caught in the act you're fucked no doubt.The idea is you always have a pipe handy in the car and if you get pulled over (while not smoking) at least you don't get nailed with a pipe on you.
Jesus, she's screaming for help.
Wonder if the courts in California (and the California tax payers) are getting sick of this celebrity coddling. Here in Texas, the judges are elected. The hang-ier, the better. Let this spoiled celebrity roam free in Houston, and you'll never rule again.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:11am.
Atleast Britney has millions and millions to be crazy on. What is the last thing this girl did? I used to think she was so cute and funny. What happened to her?
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
she is trying hard for me to care.... but i just dont.
Damn, I almost wanna say, "Atta girl!" for stepping up her game. Also, driving high is not USUALLY as bad as driving drunk. Getting busted while doing so?? You just makin' the rest of us look bad, girl. Burn one before you leave. Stop in the park and walk around. Hell, in Cali, you could probably just get away with it in the bathroom of a store. STONER FAIL.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Also, what the fuck is the point of a pipe that looks like a lighter? If the cops see you sucking on a car lighter they'll probably assume you're on something a lot worse than weed.
This is me every day, bfd. But holy shit I thought my car was dirty... bitch needs a detailin'!
oh yes, dying your hair really kept the paps off your trail of destruction. Mandy's even more idiotic than Blohan ..if that is possible.
Blohan's all mad and knows she has to step it up now.
haHa, Lohan better step up her game
She's gonna Britney like whoa, mark my words.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.