Hot Slut Of The Day!
Mama June's signature sketti sauce, which she showed us all how to make on last night's very special Top Chef: Trailer Parker episode of soon-to-be Television Hall of Fame inductee Here Comes Honey Boo Boo!
When Mama June's backyard cooler is fresh out of ground roadkill meat, she feeds her family one of their favorite gourmet dishes: sketti noodles covered with a delicious butter and ketchup sauce. With her sous chef Julia Honey Boo Boo Child at her side, Mama June mixed half-a-tub of Country Crock with a lot of ketchup and melted it in the microwave until it smelled and looked like what came out during Paula Deen's inaugural menstrual cycle. Throw a bag of white bread from the Wonder Bread outlet on the table and dinner is served!
One of my favorite things to eat as a kid that's still one of my favorite things to NOM NOM on is spaghetti noodles drowned in butter and a full thing of Kraft grated parmesan cheese. Just like me, it's easy, greasy and will leave you feeling farty in your stomach bag. But even though sluts always scream at me to try it with Heinz, I never have. Thanks to the culinary genius of Mama June, I'm totally going to broaden my gourmet palate by trying it with Heinz and I'm totally going to serve it with my piece of my trash nachos (Nabisco saltines with melted Kraft singles on top) and garlic bread (a toasted hot dog bun dipped in melted butter and rolled in garlic salt).
Watch and learn if you haven't already:
You know that is what lands in front of you when you order the chef's menu at the Olive Garden in Appalachia.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by Brown-EyedGirl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:40pm
RAINMAN, helloooooo?
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OHHHH - LOL, my sons call me that all the time! I forgot that was his name ;)
@SDR:
You brown hamburger, then throw in ALL of your leftovers in, and I'm not sure what was used to make it a soupy consistency, but that shit was N-to the fucking- AS-TAY! Had to pretend I wasn't very hungry to get out of eating past the first bite.
They made hamburger gravy also, like white (milk) gravy for biscuits and gravy? I looove me some bisc and gravy!!
Hamburger gravy? Ick...ptooey!
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Within -- if only I loved people as much as I love fur babies, ya know? I just melt over any creature with fur. Hey, baby, what's shaking?
SandwichQueen -- aawww, sorry to hear you're sad. Check in with us later, okay?
WR, hi hon! Belly is better but I still hear some scarey rummblings now and then. Thanks for asking. Ive been living on Gatorade and Pedalite and crackers for days now...my family had spaghetti an garlic bread last night with a salad. My spagetti not this troll mess here!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Brown-EyedGirl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:40pm
RAINMAN, helloooooo?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by Brown-EyedGirl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:17pm.
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Raymond Babbit? do you also drive slow on the driveway? :P
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Who's Raymond Babbit? But why would anyone drive fast on the driveway? Yes, I'm a little picky.
And NO miracle whip - it has to be PLAIN, Pushy Broad!
Omg...lol. XD
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
So this is how the other half lives. I am stunned and amazed.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
This made me so damn hongray. I especially love the elegant Italian music in the background. That definately added the touch of class it was missing.
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I love that she's preparing "food" and there's a foot on the counter top .. classy .. These people are so disgusting ..
My aunts lived on tomato soup made from ketchup & water during their college days. A real "treat" was fried salt pork dipped in molasses.
This was just the way they grew up. They don't eat that way now, but it was pretty acceptable for poor folks in the late 60's.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
SQ...I hope you have a good day anyway!
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*kids* not *Kira's * Lol.
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Mmmmmmm delish. I'm totally making this for lunch.
MK!! My Kira's favorite food is butter noodles with and entire container of parmesean cheese, too!!! Yummy. :)
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MY gross comfort food:
kraft dinner with bacon (pregnancy cravings)
garlic sausage (kielbasas?) fried almost black and made into a sandwich with the help of 2 pieces of rye bread
eggos with cheez whiz
french toast with cheez whiz
I have a major case of the sads today Dlisters, I'm off to school but I'm bringing my laptop so I can still join in hate-filled comments.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:21pm.
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Jack, I heard a terrible joke the other day, thought you might like it, no offense now.
What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
Watch'zis! lols
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I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WATCHING TMZ!!! SMOOCH!
LMAO bambam!!
SpottedDogRanch, good lawd, I bet you have a million stories about that grossness in meat! Most people never hear about that.... I still remember the last time you were describing that pink slime stuff. *gags* ;)
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OOOOOH Dear Lord, these fat fucking people. Sketti??? Sauce made with Ketchup and Country Crock?? How can Honey Boo Boo even be in Pageants when she's such a porker. Pretty soon she'll be too fat to win pagenants, maybe that's when they'll crawl back underground again.
Twatty, you're so cute with your love of little furry ones, hehehehehhe *waves at ya*
@ GG, hi there, how's the belly today (won't ask about the no-no because that would be indelicate, ok?) lol ;P
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Slurpee -- haven't seen you much. How's your Daisy doing? Kiss her for me!
SDR, this is why I cant eat red meat...*gags*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
estee -- there is nothing better than having doggehs & kittehs in bed and snuggling with them. The best!!!
MeowMeow -- I asked you this in another thread -- is that your baby in your avie? Just an adorable kitteh!
I remember the time I got severe food poisoning (this is the other time aside from the infectious colitis episode). I got it from tuna salad served by a catering company that sold lunch at our firm. I've never had such pain in my life; I was off a whole week from work. Oddly enough, the first thing I had a taste for after the infection passed was my mom's tuna casserole -- go figure. But my mom's tuna casserole was to die for!
Oh wow! I always read the D on my phone and have not seen the Puss Meat ad -------------->>>.
I can see it now that I'm on a real computer. *gags*
Lovely. Unfortunately, when I was a butcher, I saw tumor and cancer type things in pork every so often. It wasn't viscous like in the ad but had the same color.
I'm preggo & trying not to gain as much weight as Jessica Simpson...but today my husband made chili for lunch & I was dunking cheddar & sour cream potato chips in it. Now that I'm in the second tri, my appetite has gone through the frickin roof.
So that's her secret! hahha no, wouldn't eat it like that. no way.
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I think I just threw up a little.
It's so easy to make sketti sauce, with REAL tomatoes.
Gahd.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
"Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".
Hamburger soup???
Do tell!
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My husband had terrible meals growing up. Mine were bad but his were sooo much worse. He didn't hardly eat any veggies when I met him. Canned corn, canned peas, canned green beans. Now he won't touch a can of veggies.
He's my cook. I do the grocery shopping and he makes all of the meals. I prep veggies and wash the dishes but he cooks 99% of the meals. The man can cook very well and I've totally forgotten how to cook. Recipies come from William-Sonoma, Julia Child, Bourdain and a bunch of other cookbooks.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:32pm.
*dies*
Check this; A guy goes to see his doctor, complains that he and his wife haven't had sex in six months. Doc says he'll check the wife out.
She comes in, Doc asks her what's going on, why aren't they having sex?
She says it's easily explained. She catches a cab to work every day but she has no money. The cabbie says to her "Are you gonna pay the fare or what?" She says she chooses the "or what."
That makes her late for work, so the boss asks her what's the deal? Is he gonna have to put the tardies on the books or what? So she takes the or what.
And after work she's gotta get home, same way she came to work. Cabbie asks her again, you gonna pay me or what?
She takes the or what, so by the time she gets in the door at home she's too damn tired to have sex, simple as that.
So the doc says "Oh. Okay. As long as there's no medical issue, I won't charge for the appointment."
"But your husband's gonna wanna know what the problem is, so am I gonna have to tell him about this or what?" LOL
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
My brain refuses to believe that this "meal" was anything but a put on for the cameras. Mama June isn't cooking "poor" she's cooking "triflin". There's a big difference.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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SDR-
We had tuna cakes (patties)when I was little, and even know I'll fix them if I want something rather quick to fix. Use Saltines in them and meatloaf. I fix things the way I grew up eating them, carrying it on I guess. Will be interesting to see how my daughter makes things once she is on her own.
I almost always make mac and cheese with the tuna cakes as well! :o)
BH grew up with food TOTALLY different that what I ate. Anyone ever hear of hamburger soup? Shit. Is. NASTY. ::gags::
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If this doesn't sum up our country's Great Recession..
The poor just get poorer, and the richest 1% just get richer.
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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:39pm.
My ex wife made the tuna pattie thing all the time... the kids LOVED it!! She called it "fish butts" we are haveing FISH BUTTS FOR DINNER, KIDS!!! lol she was so stupid
Submitted by Brown-EyedGirl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:17pm.
Oscar Mayer bologna (regular, not Beef) between two slices of white Wonder Sandwich (not regular) bread, and chips (separate, not IN the sandwich) to match with each bite. If there are chips left when the sandwich is done, I don't eat them
Don't forget the Miracle Whip:)
We were dead ass broke for a few years when I was a Small Spot so my memorable meal was tuna patties with mac & cheese and frozen peas. You could get one small can of water packed tuna, mix it with 1 egg and eleventy million saltine crackers for filler and brown it in a little oil in a pan. Crackers could stretch that tuna forever.
The other meal was meatloaf made with a pound of ground something (I think it was labeled "beef") and half of a tube of Jimmy Dean ground sausage (for spice). Throw in an egg, diced onions and a bajillion saltine crackers, mix it up and bake it.
I'd die if I tried to eat that now.
Ah, now that I've watched it, I know what she means by roadkill though.
If it's like it is in some other rural, really poor communities where there are a lot of large animal accidents, when one gets killed and it's fresh, the meat gets donated to the food pantry. It has to be a fresh kill from an accident and they have to get it right away to slaughter.
It's not like picking up a stray raccoon.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:30pm.
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Uh huh! They're mailing address is a Polk! When she gave me the address for the first time, I was like W. T. F. is a Polk!??
Cove, Ark population...12. No wait, someone just died.
Cove, Ark population...11. Lol
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ubmitted by bambam on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:31pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:27pm.
Yeah, it's mutated. We're on the 5th or 6th generation now at least. Where before they just used to come on shows now they get their own.
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FOR REALS. But, hey, we'd never have known there are people on the planet that make spaghetti sauce from butter and ketchup. Now we are reminded again of what NOT to serve and call food.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:28pm.
LOL!!!! ok, I got one...
whats the difference between a priest and acne?
at least the acne waits til your 12 to cum on your face...
*runs*
Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:27pm.
Yeah, it's mutated. We're on the 5th or 6th generation now at least. Where before they just used to come on shows now they get their own.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Submitted by crazyassmom on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:25pm.
Jack-
No shade at the Podunk! Lol. Don't you live in the city or relatively close? The closest to them is Texarkana, and that's close to two hrs away!
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Oh shit, they ARE in fucking Podunk!!! I know a couple of wild chicks down in that area... they have nothing to do down there but drink and fuck... :) and no, I'm in the "city"... Ft Smith.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:28pm.
"...He looks like big foot so of course, no one says a damn word to him..."
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Gooney goo goo Gus!
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As big as these people are, I refuse to believe that there's no meat or meat by-product involved in making sketti. That was their quick-n-klassy version of it; the real deal has entire packages of cut up hot dogs in it or something, I am sure.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:21pm.
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Jack, I heard a terrible joke the other day, thought you might like it, no offense now.
What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
Watch'zis! lols
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:22pm.
Jack
Is it wrong that the Fanta and Jolly Ranchers oddly intrigues me?
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I don't guess so... hell, this guy looks like a freakin serial killer and walks around with a fucking 32oz clear tumbler that has pictures of watermelons on it... with FANTA AND JOLLY RANCHERS IN IT!! He looks like big foot so of course, no one says a damn word to him.
This is the best thread ever.
Y'all made me crave some Sweet Tarts and Sprees but my lazy ass didn't want to go to the store so I washed some grapes. They made the sweet tooth happy.
DP. whoops. sorry.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:34pm.
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Well what do you think the Jerry and Maury shows are? Templates for the reality shows of today, stuff the market (us) eats up. Duh.
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Yeah, but you've gotta admit, the "trash tv" genre was nowhere NEAR the fuckery of today.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Jack-
No shade at the Podunk! Lol. Don't you live in the city or relatively close? The closest to them is Texarkana, and that's close to two hrs away!
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK