Hot Slut Of The Day!
Mama June's signature sketti sauce, which she showed us all how to make on last night's very special Top Chef: Trailer Parker episode of soon-to-be Television Hall of Fame inductee Here Comes Honey Boo Boo!
When Mama June's backyard cooler is fresh out of ground roadkill meat, she feeds her family one of their favorite gourmet dishes: sketti noodles covered with a delicious butter and ketchup sauce. With her sous chef Julia Honey Boo Boo Child at her side, Mama June mixed half-a-tub of Country Crock with a lot of ketchup and melted it in the microwave until it smelled and looked like what came out during Paula Deen's inaugural menstrual cycle. Throw a bag of white bread from the Wonder Bread outlet on the table and dinner is served!
One of my favorite things to eat as a kid that's still one of my favorite things to NOM NOM on is spaghetti noodles drowned in butter and a full thing of Kraft grated parmesan cheese. Just like me, it's easy, greasy and will leave you feeling farty in your stomach bag. But even though sluts always scream at me to try it with Heinz, I never have. Thanks to the culinary genius of Mama June, I'm totally going to broaden my gourmet palate by trying it with Heinz and I'm totally going to serve it with my piece of my trash nachos (Nabisco saltines with melted Kraft singles on top) and garlic bread (a toasted hot dog bun dipped in melted butter and rolled in garlic salt).
Watch and learn if you haven't already:
You know that is what lands in front of you when you order the chef's menu at the Olive Garden in Appalachia.
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Submitted by Brown-EyedGirl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:17pm.
Oscar Mayer bologna (regular, not Beef) between two slices of white Wonder Sandwich (not regular) bread, and chips (separate, not IN the sandwich) to match with each bite. If there are chips left when the sandwich is done, I don't eat them.
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Raymond Babbit? do you also drive slow on the driveway? :P
Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:34pm.
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Well what do you think the Jerry and Maury shows are? Templates for the reality shows of today, stuff the market (us) eats up. Duh.
And I scanned some the stuff you guys used to eat, y'all are nasty. For reals tho, some of it sounds good to me, beef ramen and sour cream is like beef stroganoff, and I think waffles with maple syrup and liverwurst works taste wise.
I used to tear up cans of tuna with onions, eggs and chopped sweet gherkins w/juice. Hormel's Deviled Ham, egg salad. Ooooooo Frosted Flakes or Apple Jacks with Carnation milk. I'd kill half a box and fart the day away.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Jack
Is it wrong that the Fanta and Jolly Ranchers oddly intrigues me?
MS, I may not be here for OP but Have to tell you.... I love your avie's make over!
Submitted by crazyassmom on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:09pm.
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You know it! Lol
My Mom now lives in PoDunk Backwoods Ass,Ark
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As someone who was raised in Podunk, AR I must tell you we have only the finest of armadillo viddles... don't get shit twisted. :P
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:17pm
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omg - dickbeaters! I can't wait to use this. Thank you.
See, I eat crap , but I am proud to announce that 98% of the time my kids do not eat any can, frozen meals or any other lab food and no soda.
SDR's veggies got molested!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gigaboob on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:09pm.
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You know it! Lol
My Mom now lives in PoDunk Backwoods Ass,Ark for like the last 11-12 yrs. The things that die out there... ::shudders::
"Kids get in here for dinner,now damn it! You know these armadilloes taste like when they get cold!! C'mon now!!!!"
Blech....lol
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:16pm.
How can honey be into BD/SM? Pervy bees?
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Because it was whipped. ;-)
Oscar Mayer bologna (regular, not Beef) between two slices of white Wonder Sandwich (not regular) bread, and chips (separate, not IN the sandwich) to match with each bite. If there are chips left when the sandwich is done, I don't eat them.
In a neighboring small town, the local (and only) grocery store did a remodel recently. They were trying to improve the selection of foods and chose to specifically cater to those who had weekend homes at the lake. That would be fine, except the people that live in the town believe that vegetables are green and come in a can.
The produce selection is awesome because no one buys any of it and yet they keep restocking it. Fennel, different colored carrots, parsnips, leeks, different colored beets, etc. The challenge comes when checking out. No one knows what is in my cart.
The sacker/bagger guy was fondling my fennel and asked me what it was.
Me: Fennel
Him: It tickles.
I'm thinking, get your dickbeaters off of my fennel.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:12pm.
I swear my mouth just cringed and started watering like I was gonna vomit when I read milk and fucking pepsi!!! GAWD! I used to watch that shit when I was a kid and one day my sister and I mixed some up and she said "i'll try it first jack and then you can"... took a FAKE SIP and said mmmmmmmmmm. So I snatched that shit up and DOWNED it... never have I had such a split second, vomit induced, violent reaction to anything in my life... and she has never laughed so hard. bitch.
How can honey be into BD/SM? Pervy bees?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
snowy - YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! *gag*
this big lumberjack lookin fucker that works for us drinks strawberry FANTA with 3 or 4 green apple jolly ranchers... that's not weird, though... it's just ghey.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:09pm.
Lol
I heard about the cocacola with peanuts before....
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can't be worse than Laverne DeFazio's milk and Pepsi concoction.. that always made me gag when she did that.
Jack
I've heard of putting peanuts in Coke before, I think one of my Aunts actually used to do it.
Kraft Mac and Cheese is the shit! And who ever said the generic won't cut it is telling it right! Only the original shape macaroni is good though, when buying the SpongeBob or Disney Princesses or whatever, the noodles are different. My daughter won't eat anything but the original, same with her beloved Spaghetti-O's. Has to be the "O's" and nothing else!
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
Lol
I heard about the cocacola with peanuts before....
@crazyassmom
Hell yeah, you never know when dinner's gonna die outside your house. :)
peanuts in Coke? Does she eat them at the end?
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:51pm.
Stuff we choose to eat ourselves, now or as children was by our own choosing. This woman is feeding her family with this for dinner. They like it because it's what they know, not chose.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I've been eating a spoonful of whipped local honey (not BDSM honey) every day. Never liked honey in the past but this stuff is like crack.
Wth dp
Cheto Puffs drenched in tapatio yeahhhh!
oh FFS. that is the most disgusting conconction I have ever heard. Country Crock (and all those "butter" substitutes) are the work of the devil, and should be not be in anyone's pantry. you're eating warm plastic, people! *voms*
and wonder why this country is in the shape it's in. :O
By gigaboob:
"...Oh and regarding the roadkill, I think June mentioned last night of some sort of neighborly announcement system of when a deer is run down by a motorist...."
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The backwoods version of Neighborhood Watch?? XD
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
My ex psycho gf used to squirt mustard all over her bowl of popcorn... she was all around nasty in every aspect of her life so I let it slide.
My mom puts fucking PEANUTS in her coke. But she is inbred from MS so we turn the other cheek.
I did my big grocery shopping trip for the month the other day and could tell you exactly what it would have cost Mama June to make real, inexpensive spaghetti (not sketti).
One pound of hamburger not from the butcher but from the frozen section can be had for $2.95
Prego was on sale for $1.95
Giant box of Creamette spaghetti was $3.25
Off-brand loaf frozen garlic bread on sale for $2.15
If she wanted to actually pretend to be healthy, there are bags of salad mix for about $3 and you can get salad dressing for less than that.
So a good dinner for less than $15 for 5 big eaters and she'll have leftover spaghetti noodles because that was a huge box on sale and salad dressing, not that that'll ever get used again unless Wesson is poured into it.
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My favorite guilty pleasures lately:
Either a grilled cheese with fresh from the garden tomatoes or a big spoonful of marshmallow fluff and chunky peanut butter together.
I threw something entirely unhealthy in the crockpot this morning. Chicken breast , pour broth over it, put a slice of Swiss cheese on top, the pour on a mix of cream of chicken and cream of mushroom soup , pour dry stuffing over that and then drizzle with melted butter, guaranteed 6000 calories, but that's what's for dinner tonight . Yum.
Guilty pleasure: Peanut butter. I will take a spoon and take a dolop out and eat it like a lollipop. The other day my son said "Holy smoke, mom devoured another jar of peanut butter". :( Its not as bad as it sounds...3 huge spoons a day or so. I need help.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
When I was a kid, I used to love Quick chocolate milk (really dark) and dunk Wonder Bread in it.
It was great:)
Still like and occasionally have Kraft MacCheese.
Only now, I "fancy" it up and put shredded cheddar cheese in along with the powdered stuff.
Lil G dips her fries in her frosty from Wendy's... she also puts fries on her hamburger but not for taste, she said she doesn't wanna waste time by eating them separately LOLOLLLOLLL she's a thinker, this one!!
Jack: Seriously, right? I think I thought I was on HuffPo for a hot second! Itching for a fight!
And for real, I probably was just feeling all kinds of defensive because I am prone to eating like a college kid every so often (M,W,F is every so often, right?)
Snowpiece-
Yep. It's not as bad as it sounds, it's just...different. Lol
My daughter does the fries in the ice cream, but at Wendys.
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
Lol, having seen this last night, I knew MK would mention it. I gasped when I saw June scoop out Country Crock like ice cream! And then mix it up with a condiment and heat in the microwave. But I did you whores a favor and tried out this culinary masterpiece this morning. I mixed a smidge of ketchup and butter (I don't have margarine, sorry, not a completely accurate experiment) and nuked it. It tasted surprisingly....like ASS!
I still don't give a roadkill's anus, I love this show. They're a tight family, don't have any airs about them (except when they fart) and they make me lol. I guess it' a pretty polarizing show.
Oh and regarding the roadkill, I think June mentioned last night of some sort of neighborly announcement system of when a deer is run down by a motorist. So it sounds like it's fresh meat. Somewhat. No thanks.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:51pm.
DON'T BE IRRATIONAL THAT IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT!! PLEASE GO BACK TO DIPPING YOUR COOKIE DOUGH IN RANCH DRESSING THANK YOU IN ADVANCE!!
Haven't seen the show but now I'm watching clips from TLC online. Welcome to East Texas. I'm surrounded by Honey Boo Boo's.
*double locks the front gate*
*digs moat around the house*
Snowy: we are the not-so-silent minority!
crazyassmom OMG PB & mustard!?!?!?!?
Love me some Mickey dee's fries dipped in mah shake!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
I love love the orignal Lipton chicken noodle soup with the straight short noodles with cheez things which are Kraft singles on bread with bacon under the broiler til the cheese is almost burnt.
A weirdo thing I like to do is sucking out the icing packets from Toaster Struedel.. I know they sell icing by the can but it's more fun to eat it this way.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:18pm.
OK, let's all reveal our secret guilty pleasure food! I'll start:
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I like Kraft Mac & Cheese in the box. Name brand only please. Generic stuff tastes like crap to me. We have a box every 6 months or so.
It hurts my tummy now. A few of years ago, we tried to improve our diets. Lost weight and feel better but now processed foods are painful to the gut.
Still cannot break the Barq's Rootbeer habit though. I love that silver can.
LOL Jacko *packs up trash bag full of over alls and hits the road*
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Oh, oh, oh, anyone tried those new Jalepeno Pringles? Damn, shit's good!
@snowpiece
I used to do the same but without the jelly. It's best with plain old Lays chips!
As a kid I ate pb ands mustard. ;O
I think it was more for the gross out factor when others saw me making it and then actually eating it.
To this day I still put my french fries from McD's on my cheeseburgers! Yum
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
Cokey: you and I will protect the Boo Boo's right to make sketti the way they damn well please!!!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
FUNYUNS!!
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I know I'm going to catch a lot of heat here, and I already have for being defensive of the BooBoo Clan, but isn't a wee bit hypocritical that you all just listed your fave indulgent foods (which are for shite, guys!) having just spent two hours hacking these people apart for eating pretty much the same thing?
She didn't say eats it everyday. She said it's something the family loves and she makes every so often.
Submitted by MeowMeow on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:45pm.
"In June & Sugar Bear's defense, they do seem to love their (mostly illegitimate) family."
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I seriously read that as "illiterate" and was nodding my head in agreement.
LMAO please join me in AR and I will introduce you to some real life honey boo boos!! it is much more entertaining watching in person!!
bridgjones don't be sad, the HBBC family enjoy life to the fullest, they are having more fun that most of the "healthy" people I know, save your sadness for the Kartrashians. :P
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake