Words Of Inspiration From Lindsay Lohan

If you hid under tables at restaurants to snatch designer bags off the floor from unsuspecting hos, never returned the laptop you "borrowed" from Chateau Marmont and faked walking pneumonia so the studio that was dumb enough to hire you puts you on a private jet, you too could have a janky Birkin bag, a janky laptop and sit in janky jet (with dirty, cum-stained and dried vomit covered seats) like Lindsay Lohan!

LiLo tweeted this tweet of inspiration today and I know it has moved ~~a bowel movement out of~~ you. So the next time you're on your knees, giving a beej to a rich john for money to buy a Chanel knock-off, reach for the stars and by that I mean reach for the Rolex around his wrist and slip it off without him knowing it. You can thank LiLo's tweet for pushing you toward your life goals.

And here's everyone's new life coach carrying that Birkin bag while walking into her hotel in NYC today. If you put your head out your window and listen closely, you can hear a bitch screaming, "That's my fucking missing Birkin!"

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:03pm.

Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:26pm.
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HE IS digging for something and looks about ready to bust! A little too happy, right? lmao

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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:03pm.

Does she honestly think she's convincing anyone that this stuff isn't jacked from various hotels and clubs? And who in Hollywood brags about their stuff? Either you have it or you don't, and Lohan doesn't. Hint: you can't keep the jet, moron.

Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:56pm.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:23pm.
The guy in the last thumb... too funny. ;p

LOL, I just noticed that. He looks like he's trying way to hard to fap. His junk has better ideas, I'm sure.

Submitted by char on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:55pm.

Skanky bitch has no shame.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:53pm.

The guy in the last thumb... too funny. ;p

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Submitted by KA on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:50pm.

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:08pm.

*Beavis voice* She sucks more than anything that has sucked before. That's what her johns say too.
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*snort*

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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:50pm.

Lmao I think the Atlanta housewives were calling each other bougie last year. Haha

www.poopreport.com :)

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:50pm.

Thank you dear Chaylo! I am urban impaired.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Nemova on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:49pm.

This girl is bringing white trash to a whole new level.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:48pm.

SandwichQueen...I loved your rant too. And I couldn't believe that we both referred to her as semen...that was awesome. Great minds really do think alike!!

www.poopreport.com :)

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:48pm.

GG, bougie is the urban term for bourgeois, high end, rich.

As in, "Girl's tryin' to be all bougie carrying a fake Louis Vuitton."

Submitted by PinkPostIt on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:47pm.

She needs to stop with the open toe shoes. Her toes / feet are just as gross as her drug stained fingers.

Submitted by JTROS on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:47pm.

Smoking P Funks are definitely the cure for walking pneumonia. Dumb bitch.

Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:46pm.

I'm surprised she didn't call the computer a "difference engine." What with having a "colored" president and all.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:45pm.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:44pm.

Don't know much about muckity muck designer bags, but isn't that one like about 10 years old? Or does Birkin just changethe color from year to year?

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:45pm.

I see Linds has borrowed Mommy's Payless Hoofs

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:43pm.

Ok...I was feeling sorry for her earlier for having that piece of jizz WO as her Mom. But it has turned to hate for this obnoxious bitch. What a dirty, thieving whore. Ugh.

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:42pm.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:03pm.
LaChaylo, what does that word mean?

And you call yourself a dlister...

Submitted by Who Datt on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:41pm.

Delusion truly is a halcyon state, isn't it?

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:41pm.

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:08pm.
That's what her johns say too.
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you only know that because you're the one holding the camera... anything for a buck, it is with you!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by PinkPostIt on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:39pm.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:35pm.

Double chin by......Prada?

Gobble-gobble.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:38pm.

*Beavis voice* She sucks more than anything that has sucked before. That's what her johns say too.

Submitted by meowsers on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:38pm.

That ugly bag is seriously clashing with that ugly outfit.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:37pm.

SandwichQueen, your rant made my heart soar and I laughed till my abs hurt. That was epic.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:37pm.

My husband is a ginge and has freckles all over...but he doesnt look dirty like this crack-slut. Why is that?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:33pm.

LaChaylo, what does that word mean?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:29pm.

it was nice of Lindsay to snap the picture of the bag, and computer... they now have a momento of a seat they paid for... Lohan clutched to the landing gear, right?

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by dirty sancho on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:27pm.

This ho...

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:25pm.

I can take most Hollywood crap with a grain of salt but this makes me sick sick sick.

Submitted by AreYouSeriousRi... on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:25pm.

This bitch!

The Birkin people are going to send her a letter asking her to stop - - like Ambercrombie and the Situation.

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:25pm.

Nice fake hair, bitch

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:28pm.

Not just this bitch, but I hate when hos try to post pictures of themselves trying so hard to be bougie.
"Shopping spree at Louis Vuitton, enjoying champagne! "

True story from my instagram feed - ho was unemployed.

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:24pm.

LOL @ GG, me too! And she is ruining a very fond memory, okay a very ugly and misguided memory but still fond.

Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:23pm.

Submitted by SandwichQueen on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:47pm.

At the rate she's going in those thumbnails, she is well on her way to quadruple chin status like Honey Boo Boo's disgusting mother too. *vomits*
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That kinda freaks me out. The only folks I know to get this at such a young age without losing any significant amount of weight which can cause this, are folks on meds for kidney disease.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:22pm.

Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:40pm.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:38pm.

dude must be crazy cause he looks like he's havin a wank over her

Notice his one hand IS in his pocket.

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:22pm.

Is she having a chin-off with Mama June?

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:21pm.

Sweetas, I has one of those belts in elemetary school!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:21pm.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:43pm.
i think my four year old nephew has more money in the bank than blohan

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:21pm.

There's no way in hell she paid for that bag: it was either "comped" or stolen.

Submitted by tojo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:21pm.

She must be on a budget, why is she smoking Parliments instead of Marlboros?!

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Submitted by lalamaria on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:20pm.

Follow your dreams ya busted weave coke ho dummy- she's an ass

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:19pm.

Herman Munster called...he said keep the tired ass shoes, and don't come over to give him any more hand jobs.

Submitted by Gigaboob on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:19pm.

@SandwichQueen
I love your avi!

Submitted by MaryJaneRottencrotch on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:17pm.

Those shoes, dear God, they're hideous!!

Submitted by SandwichQueen on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:17pm.

At the rate she's going in those thumbnails, she is well on her way to quadruple chin status like Honey Boo Boo's disgusting mother too. *vomits*

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:16pm.

I see cigarettes, condoms, breath mints, jizz stained laptop (for porn), yesterday's underwear, bag of twizzlers, unused antibiotics, some baggies, rolled up bills and loose change. ☺

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Submitted by chinlee3 on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:16pm.

Please give up and die.

Submitted by Gigaboob on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:15pm.

Submitted by Thru the fog on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:33pm.
Fuck this bitch! Ugh... The pilot should have parachuted mid flight.
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Lmao!

Oh yes....tons of debt, can't pay legal bills, can't pay hotel bill, can't get rid of raging coke habit, can't stop trading pussy for lines, can't get dirt off under nails, dangit!

No Blohan...God bless YOU.

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:15pm.

OMG!!! Bitch even manages to make Chanel look trashy. Reminds me of this look. http://img1.etsystatic.com/006/0/5835687/il_fullxfull.358844349_ii90.jpg Yeah Linds, SOOOO #winning