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This spread of Jennifer Lawrence in W Magazine is the reason why a whole lot of freshly plucked and bitchy ass birds are waddling around while cursing her name - The Berry
If the year was 1987 and Stacy Keibler was a Real Housewife of Dallas, that dress would be the look - Lainey Gossip
I KNEW IT! Alison Pill's chronic farting problem caused her to accidentally tweet a picture of her tits to the world - The Superficial
But for why does Adrianne Curry have a severed Muppet paw on her head? - Drunken Stepfather
If Duchess Kate isn't knocked up, I'll be really pissed at her, because how can you only drink water with all that free booze around? - Celebitchy
It looks like both of JLo's lips are pouting - Hollywood Tuna
But can I still put my mouth under a soda machine and guzzle down Coke until I start pissing out pure corn syrup? That's not part of the big soda ban, right? - Towleroad
James Cameron on why it was impossible for both Jack and Rose to lie on that floating door - OMG Blog
Well, at least Lea Michele's facial expression dial isn't set to sexyface in every one of these pictures - Popoholic
Selma Blair is singular again - ICYDK
Today's moment of sadness is brought to you by these pictures of Tommy Girl with a shrunken rack - Popsugar
Erin Heatherton is good at yoga and does it next to Helen Hunt apparently - IDLYITW
Pink and Lily Allen made a song together and here it is - Just Jared
TINA KNOWLES' FACE!!!!!!!!! - Crunk + Disorderly
Knocked up: Sara Rue is - I'm Not Obsessed
Knocked up: Adriana Lima isn't anymore, because she had that baby - Hollywood Rag
Are we sure that "unidentified woman" wasn't just Billy Ray after a blowout? - Celebslam
Courtney Stodden's kind loves hats! - Cityrag
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fuck you James Cameron, that's bullshit and I've said it since the first and only time I saw that dumb ass movie, they could have both floated, or taken turns floating or anything, SO LAME!!!!!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Sarah Rue is another Carney Wilson or Ricki Lake. Why do these chubettes go through all the effort to lose the weight only to get knocked up the moment they hit their goal weight. Wonder if WW has her already contracted to her "it was so hard to lose the baby weight" campaign?
Jennifer Lawrence looks lovely, but somehow the look isn't her. It almost looks like she's rocking a Tilda Swinton shoot…
And I wonder how long until Miley Cyrus gets her ass dumped. Hint hint: if you're still sexually experimenting and having wild'n'crazy sexual fun, you're not ready to be engaged, let alone married. You don't decide, "Oh, I'll settle down once we actually get married, but until the wedding day I'm gonna mess around with other people." It never works.
If I were a member of the Hemsworth family, I'd be begging Liam to unload the white trash chipmunk before she tainted his life forever.
Can she just have her mental breakdown now? Or is she waiting until Liam ditches her like a pair of stained undies?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
seriously? this is high fashion? she's pretty but that outfit is definitely not. bad stylist, very bad.
Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:38pm.
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Ita, Stacy seems like a nice person and she does have a rockin' bod!
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LaChaylo!! I'm pretty sure that's the one. And, GG, she was pretty normal otherwise. I couldn't get over it.
Tina Knowles' face used to to be so much softer and prettier. That woman had a great bone structure. WHy mess wiith great genes? She doesn't look any younger, but she she look weirder and older due to the hardened expression. That's a typical result of plastic surgery.
Jennifer Lawrence looks beautiful!
From google images of the camel pose, it looks like Erin's head is all wrong. She wanted to make sure the PR photogapher got her face in the frame.
Withy, glad to hear! Keep up the studying, I'm here to help.
*pulls out bottle #2 from magic Dereon fanny pack*
Did Jennifer L have her nose done? Looks that way.
Agreed...terrible alignment and shoulder mechanics in camel pose. Must have a negligent teacher. Girl needs a couple of adjustments or start at beginning backbends. I personally wouldn't go into camel cold.
Stacy Kiebler - rockin bod but always cheaply coloured hair and bad clothes. She seems like a nice person, though.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:32pm.
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HAhaha forgot about Jello. Yes, there are many awful lines but Dereon looks like Halloween costumes, no? And who designed JLawrence's feathers outfits?!
Been good, LaChay! Lots of work & study. And the first thing I see is KStew conspiracy theories, smdh
*pours another two glasses!* *hiccups*
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Withy, cheers! Working and livin, love. How about you?
Let's not forget JLo's juicy knock off line. She had some pretty tacky bags, too.
Hola LaChaylo, how you doing?
*pours us a couple of glasses* clink-clink!
I think only Avril's designs could be more HID, but I could be wrong, ahhahaha
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Submitted by Grace Jones on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:03pm.
That Pink song is obnoxious. I didn't even listen to the whole thing. I don't believe that 'true love' means that you have to hate each other and get so annoyed by each other that it makes them then love each other more. This just reinforces the inane thought that fighting all the time in a relationship is normal and means you're really in love. No. All it means is that you're probably not right for each other.
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God, you are SO right!
I deal with so many stupid teen girls who think that fighting is normal and they actually get off on it, thinking it means they're just like soap opera assholes or reality stars and they love all the drama! Christ!
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Withy!! Holla!!
*brings out bottle of wine from Dereon fanny pack*
LaChaylo, Dereon is HIDEOUS, thanks for that! lolol
Yes, MK, you can still guzzle from the machine all you want! ;p
HOLY TEEFS MILEY!! hahahahahahaa
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Never gonna watch that asinine remake of rollerball/running man, but judging from these pictures, this warren is no muy bien in the facial area.
Looks like she's gonna be fighting 'nip-cozy' emma watson in the bra department, but I do respect that more than implants.
That fannypack! How tacky!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hekki - HORRIFYING!! I may be a bargain shopper, but I have my standards, TYVM. House of Derriere is most definitely a big fat HELL NO, but HoD fanny pack?!
Lady had to have been on some bad shit to wear that!!
Edit: Holy hell
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GNEhWWlX6IU/T4vmX6y-4FI/AAAAAAAADCo/XhXIJ_irdp...
Hekki, did she have a bad weave too with *shudders* french tip mani?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
LaChaylo: I saw a mom at pickup with a Dereon FANNY PACK. Today.
I kept staring at it because I had to be certain that the 2" high fake gold script letters actually did spell "Dereon", and I'm 95% sure they did.
It's a distinctly NOT Dereon crowd (more like Tory burch and lululemon), so it was doubly amusing.
I saw that shit and I said I HAVE to tell the horz and I forgot until you reminded me.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Congratulations to Sara Rue!! She is so damned cute!
That Pink song is obnoxious. I didn't even listen to the whole thing. I don't believe that 'true love' means that you have to hate each other and get so annoyed by each other that it makes them then love each other more. This just reinforces the inane thought that fighting all the time in a relationship is normal and means you're really in love. No. All it means is that you're probably not right for each other.
Lea is Fugggggly !
Sara has a lap band.
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Mel - I noticed that about Tommy Girl as well when I saw the latest Mission Impossible. He's fit, but he still can't fight age and gravity.
@mike, tee hee. : ^ >
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Jennifer Lawrence looks good in the face but wtf I she wearing? Yuck.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 8:35pm.
There's not enough Lily Allen in that Pink song. Yep, I love Lily. : )
Emma Stone, and now Lily?!?!?
Owlie, you're hopeless. : )
There's not enough Lily Allen in that Pink song. Yep, I love Lily. : )
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 7:24pm.
The real question for Mama Knowles is why isn't she carrying a House of Derriere bag? Chanel? Mama Knowles, please!!
It's a Creole thing, natch.
LaChaylo, they would wear their own creations if people actually bought it or it had the allure and recognition that Chanel or Valentino has, but since their clothes are so fug they dont. I assume that it's hard to be proud of something the masses ignore.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
thought it was Meryl Streep or Catherine from Beetlejuice
GG, fug is right!! But I'd pay money to see her or Beyoncay carrying this creation:
http://i.ebayimg.com/t/House-Dereon-Purse-Handbag-Tote-Tan-/00/s/NjU5WDkwMA==/$%28KGrHqR,!qcE88ftS%29uMBPh7KbSyQ!~~60_57.JPG
After all, you should have pride in your line. ;-)
Tommygirl is looking old and mooby all of a sudden.
www.poopreport.com :)
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more like lily allen made a tiny guest appearance on a pink song.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 6:13pm.
Wow, seriously. She looks much better in those topless pics. I thought she was kinda cute in a Mary Kate and Ashley Olson's little sister (whatever her name is ) kinda way. now... Yikes.
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LaChaylo, coz House of Deron (whatevs) is fug!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
The real question for Mama Knowles is why isn't she carrying a House of Derriere bag? Chanel? Mama Knowles, please!!
Submitted by deadhead on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 6:45pm.
whoever that chick doing camel is, is doing a pretty shitty job. Her hips and shoulders are out of alignment.
She can't do her Half Lord of the Fishes either. Look how painfully hunched her back is and how slouched her shoulders are. Awful. The guy behind her knows what he's doing.
Loved the Courtney Stodden shots. Hilarious.
Leah Michelle is truly one of the ugliest humans on this planet. Whenever she does her "sexy face," I want to retch.
Sarah Rue dropped all that weight... only to get fat & pregnant? She seems nice enough; wish her & her future behbeh well.
Stacy Keibler's dress is pretty and the color looks great on her. Now go find a real man who really wants to commit to your heart.
Who knows if Kate is pregnant. This whole "Didn't have any wine" thing is obnoxious and tired. Lots of pregnant women can have a drink every now and then. It almost always will not hurt a baby if it is seldom and only one drink. Unless, of course, your doctor says, no,no, no. Some shouldn't.
Courtney Stodden is a sad case. Definite child abuse hiding behind the curtain of underage marriage with a parental consent. It is sad and I don't fault her at all.
Alison Pill is one nasty chick, and not in a good way.
As a yoga instructor, whoever that chick doing camel is, is doing a pretty shitty job. Her hips and shoulders are out of alignment. She needs to take it easy or she'll hurt her back. Plus, there's really no being good at yoga.
seriously, what is up with hannah montana?
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watching hardcore ufos
Finally saw Hunger Games. Liked it. Stanley Tucci is a little over done with his hairpiece.
I think kids growing up on reality shows get it better than I could. I have never watched a single reality show. Lot to talk about with kids in that movie.
Cameron went to Challenger Deep, Mariana Trench in March. Bottom of the sea. Damn show off! Ha ha
I don't think Jennifer is ugly, I think she's just blah. Whoever styled her here is an idiot.
I don't know who this Allison Pill chick is but she managed to somehow morph from Courtney Love (yesterday) into Kristen Bell (today). She sounds annoying.
Jennifer Lawrence is hot no matter what she does but I like her as a brunette better.
Well if Selma doesn't want that hot piece of man, I'll take him....
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I am just going to say it, I think Jennifer Lawrence is kind of ugly. There is something off about her face.
Could that Pill bitch get any more annoying? I've been aware of her less than a day and already she's irritating the shit out of me.
eta: Jesus, is THAT what she looks like? Who are all the blind stupid fucks in the post yesterday who said she was "cute"?