ALL OF THE BRITISH ROYALS ARE GETTING NAKED!!!
I know, here we were all thinking that the British royals aren't allowed to ever take their clothes off and always wear nipple-to-ankle underwear with cut-out crotch holes for peein' and matin' and that's it, but nope. Seeing Prince Hot Ginge's glorious undercooked pancake ass cheeks, Prince Philip's censored Loch Ness crotch monster and Prince William's NSFW peen busby taught us that the British royals can get nekkid. And now it's Duchess Kate's turn to join the club.
While Duchess Kate sunbathed with her nipples out on a private estate in France, some pap hung upside down from a tree 200 yards away, stuck his 50 foot lens on a potato camera and took blurry pictures of her half-nakedness. Since the British media will be flogged 25 times in the mouth with The Queen's pocketbook if they expose the royal nipples, they declined buying the pics from the pap, so the pap sold them to the French tabloid Closer. The British royal family is disgusted this morning and not because they just watched Camilla slurp cooked oatmeal out of her feedbag while Prince Charles polished her toes with his tongue (a trick he learned from Fergie). They're disgusted because Duchess Kate's privacy was invaded and the BBC says they're considering throwing a lawsuit at the pap and Closer. Closer's editor defended publishing the exclusivité pictures by saying this:
"These photos are not in the least shocking. They show a young woman sunbathing topless, like the millions of women you see on beaches. What we saw in the pictures was a young couple that have just got married, who are in love, who are beautiful. She's a princess of the 21st Century. They [the couple] are on the terrace of a mansion in the south of France which is not far from a road along which cars pass without any problem. They are visible from the street."
Egotastic has a lot of the pictures and there's really nothing scandalous about them. Yes, Duchess Kate has nipples, but you can barely tell that they're nipples. If you told me Duchess Kate and Prince William were playing a strange British royal game where they have to balance extra large Hershey Kisses on their chests and she's in the lead, I'd believe you. And don't think we're going to see THE QUEEN'S nips anytime soon. Right after these pictures went public, QEII called Kate up and said, "Dumb trollop, this is why I always wear union jack pasties. I'll send you a pair."
And here's Prince Willy and Duchess Kate at a mosque in Malaysia this morning. The woman throwing a "BEHOLD! The royal nipples!" look is giving me life.
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I think she's pregnant, judging by the color of her nipples. The nipples of a young Caucasian woman who has never been pregnant are not brown.
I think we should give these 2 some room to try to have a somewhat normal life. Yes, they have money & power; however, they're kids who had it thrust upon them, and, from all reports, are fairly decent sorts who don't have much in the way of privacy. I know this will piss off some of the rabids here, but that's how I feel. Give them some room.
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Uptown James, you're in luck. Did you see the NSFW peen busby link? hahahha They're not bad, lol
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No pics of Will though. I was wondering if he had a hairy ass. No? Well maybe Kate does then.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:23pm.
Why not just make an insulting, offensive movie that makes fun of Christianity so that they can get of taste of how you feel instead of killing people?
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Religulous and Borat were a good start!
From what I have seen of Islam, it's a violent religion. Like Christianity used to be. But most religions have had violent backgrounds.
As an athiest, I find it all to be bizarre. I wish people who believe in relgion would just do so, without caring what others thought. It seems like this Mohammad dude can't ever be mentioned without someone calling for everyone else to be killed because of it. Such rubbish. And yes, I know there are good people in all religions but I taught my children that wars are caused by three things - oil, the drug trade and religion. In other words: money and religion.
Anyway, I'm not out to debate religion, we should all be free to believe (or not) in whatever.
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Dark-sided!
Have a look at The Onion front page. I do so love The Onion.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-one-murdered-because-of-this-image,2...
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America.. fuck yeah!
Well, that's embarrassing. I don't know how her breasts could incite negative comments because they're lovely. Kate has a gorgeous naturally slender body.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Don't care for the royals but PHG and Kate are ok. There is no scandal here whatsoever but the description of Camilla and Charles, could give me nightmares hahaha
"Dumb trollop, this is why I always wear union jack pasties. I'll send you a pair." - LMAO MK!
ETA: ooops, forgot William. He is nice too! ;)
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I'd like to have Kate in my bedroom naked for a night.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:54pm.
Yeah. Please don't change your boobs for anyone. I like to see girls' boobs and never dislike them when I see 'em! Find more people like me.. who enjoy fresh, natural boobs and you'll be happier. Some men just go for plastic and are as boring as can be sexually.
Submitted by sugar free :
She lives a pretty opulent life in exchange for having her boobies out in a magazine. I'll save the tears.
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ITA; I was going to post someting similar.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 4:25pm.
http://www.omgblog.com/2008/11/omg_his_penis_prince_william.php
There you go
OK, but where are the pics of William naked? I want to see the royal willy!
Submitted by lislop on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:47pm.
Submitted by Andrei on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:31pm.
I haven't met many sex partners, if any, who care much that my boobs are a size A. There also seems to be some kind of xenophobia when it comes to breasts and their sizes and colors.
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People are so used to fake - silicone, overly perky boobs, bleached teeth, hairless crotch, nipples covered by styrofoam bras - that they have a weird aversion to the real, natural thing.
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Funny. I'm a solid B and when I have commented to the menz I've been with that I'd consider augmentation should I ever win the lottery - each of them came back with variations of "don't you DARE, they are fine the way they are!"
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:23pm.
Why not just make an insulting, offensive movie that makes fun of Christianity so that they can get of taste of how you feel instead of killing people?
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Religulous and Borat were a good start!
From what I have seen of Islam, it's a violent religion. Like Christianity used to be. But most religions have had violent backgrounds.
As an athiest, I find it all to be bizarre. I wish people who believe in relgion would just do so, without caring what others thought. It seems like this Mohammad dude can't ever be mentioned without someone calling for everyone else to be killed because of it. Such rubbish. And yes, I know there are good people in all religions but I taught my children that wars are caused by three things - oil, the drug trade and religion. In other words: money and religion.
Anyway, I'm not out to debate religion, we should all be free to believe (or not) in whatever.
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I am not sure why some people in the public eye are fair game to be ripped apart by everyone on here and some aren't.
I am sure none of these royals or celebs are losing sleep over any comments on here or anywhere else, well..... except for LeAnn Rimes, she seems like she'd care.
Jussayin'
re: all the negative comments about her general shape and/or her nipple size, color, etc... – it's no wonder that girls grow up with self-esteem issues.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:14pm.
CashewTime: All (though probably not at this point) over that movie some dumbshit made, thinking there would be no repurcussions in this day and age. Hope he or she is happy hiding out while those in the embassies and their families are now fearing for their lives. However, if the movie had been about any other religion, this wouldn't be happening. Ridiculous.
I agree.
It annoys me when people who constantly whine in defense of "freedom of speech" never have anything worthwhile to do with it. What could that asshole possibly have expected to come out of making that video? It's not as if it is something educational or controversial for a worthwhile reason - it's just a bunch of shit. Apparently Mohammed is fucking and instructing people to kill. What is the purpose of that? Anyone with half a brain should be aware of how extremists will react to that. But he's got his "freedom of speech" and now people are dead and dying. I hope he's next.
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I don't know how I feel about this. On one hand, you have an offensive film that insults the beliefs of millions of people. On the other hand, you have millions of people who believe in a religion in which if someone insults it, they can just kill innocent people simply because they come from the same country as said person or/and kill people who aren't even from the offenders country but hold different beliefs than them. The innocent people getting killed, there's nothing that can justify that.
Why not just make an insulting, offensive movie that makes fun of Christianity so that they can get of taste of how you feel instead of killing people?
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
I also agree with you. Islam is a relatively new religion, however, and many Muslims in the world today live in subpar conditions that perpetuate extremism. It might be centuries before free speech also applies to opinions about Islam. I wish the idiots who made the video had realized that. And from what I've heard the film is just hateful drivel with nothing clever to say.
Amazing how big a deal people are making over her actual nudity. She's gorgeous and is in amazing shape. Yes, it's a huge violation of privacy and I LOVE Kate but no one said being world-famous would be easy. She'll survive just fine and will continue being beautiful, gracious and poised. Unlike hideous Harry.
Submitted by Fronika on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:53pm.
Anal anyone?
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No, but thanks for asking.
Submitted by fookyoo on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 11:55am.
Imagine if u went to a hotel where they have those outdoor showers and you and your humping buddy decide to wash each other up in it only to wake up the next day with your naked body plastered on the front page of a magazine??? Absured! This is why princess Diana died, from relentless papz!
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They wouldn't now would they??? Unless Joe Public has an interest in you the press will not. Sex in public is all
about the thrill of getting caught/being seen anyhoo..isn't it???
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Ok, so imagine someone took naked pics of you and posted them on your facebook page. They aren't on the cover of magazines but does that make it any better?
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
I don't know why everyone keeps banging on about her showing her tits. The picture I find most interesting is the one where she is bending over with her bikini bottom three-quarters off and Wills is rubbing oil onto her arse. Anal anyone?
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:32pm.
Lol *The More You Know* ;). ETA: I totally didn't read the "weight issues" part of that comment, or I would have snarked also.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:07pm.
The ones with naturally large boobs usually have naturally larger hips, stomach, etc and accompanying weight issues too.
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Are you serious with that statement? *eye roll*
Yeah, I'm a chick who has only really seen the pink kind (my own) and unfortunately did not know about brunette/brownish nipples. I guess Kate taught me something and for that, I'd like to say thank you. Nude pics can be educational.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by Andrei on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:31pm.
I haven't met many sex partners, if any, who care much that my boobs are a size A. There also seems to be some kind of xenophobia when it comes to breasts and their sizes and colors.
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What do you expect from cretins who've probably only seem their mother's tits? I'm surprised by some of the comments against brunette breasts. Funny, the vast majority of the world's population is brunette and I'm sure their tits look pretty much like that. As for size, she's a slim gal. Slim girls usually have smaller boobs and she's FAR from flat. The ones with naturally large boobs usually have naturally larger hips, stomach, etc and accompanying weight issues too.
--I usually think Kate is too skinny, but she seems to look healthier in those pictures and the mosque ones. And her boobies do match her body. As for the brunette comments, I'm pretty sure the male majority doesn't give a shit about nipple color. I've been a big enough slut in my 20s to know better!
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I was just reminded that these pictures being published by a French magazine just destroyed Halle Berry's claims that the French media was more protective of a celebrity's right to privacy. Bad day for Team Berry.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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lislop: People are so used to fake - silicone, overly perky boobs, bleached teeth, hairless crotch*, nipples covered by styrofoam bras - that they have a weird aversion to the real, natural thing.
Exactly. You can always identify someone who cannot get laid by how phobic he/she is of the natural female body. They've only seen it in Hustler and porn because they themselves are so perfect-looking that no one would fuck them anyway.
*hairless labiaplastied crotch, no less.
Geezzz. When a celeb has a small dick you chatty kathys rip on him all day, but some comments about ugly titties and we are immature virgins sucking on our moms breasts. Whatever!! Her tits are ugly..
We've got bush, we've, got, bush!!!
Submitted by Andrei on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:31pm.
I haven't met many sex partners, if any, who care much that my boobs are a size A. There also seems to be some kind of xenophobia when it comes to breasts and their sizes and colors.
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What do you expect from cretins who've probably only seem their mother's tits? I'm surprised by some of the comments against brunette breasts. Funny, the vast majority of the world's population is brunette and I'm sure their tits look pretty much like that. As for size, she's a slim gal. Slim girls usually have smaller boobs and she's FAR from flat. The ones with naturally large boobs usually have naturally larger hips, stomach, etc and accompanying weight issues too.
"oiks?" *blinks*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
TEAM CROOKED BROWN NIPPIES *flashes thread*
Submitted by Andrei on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:31pm.
I haven't met many sex partners, if any, who care much that my boobs are a size A. There also seems to be some kind of xenophobia when it comes to breasts and their sizes and colors.
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People are so used to fake - silicone, overly perky boobs, bleached teeth, hairless crotch, nipples covered by styrofoam bras - that they have a weird aversion to the real, natural thing.
Submitted by kndall44 on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:21pm.
Yet another reason to dump this idiot monarchy. The country's in a recession & these drain-on-taxpayers-money are perpetually on vacation, from their vacation-of-life.
That's why I'm not rushing towards Kate with arms filled with sympathy over her "invasion of privacy". Go cry into your tax-funded McQueen outfits and £300 haircut, bitch.
Anyone else notice that Egotastic's website has been down all morning/afternoon? I wonder if it has something to do with the fact that they published uncensored images of Kate's nipple??
Link doesn't work for me. She should have known better. The royals just aren't the sharpest tools.......
I haven't met many sex partners, if any, who care much that my boobs are a size A. There also seems to be some kind of xenophobia when it comes to breasts and their sizes and colors.
Submitted by tojo on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:12pm.
meh, I'm surprised she was topless at all with all of the servants, body guards, assistants etc. that must be hanging around...other than that...yawwwwn
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ITA - she should keep the shrunken anorexic knobs covered just to be kind to the help (as Seal would say).
Ma'am, show the oiks your regal snatch, NOW!!!
I don't think her boobies are fug at all. She's just way too thin so they're all tiny and malnourished. That's no way for chesticles to be treated.
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Yet another reason to dump this idiot monarchy. The country's in a recession & these drain-on-taxpayers-money are perpetually on vacation, from their vacation-of-life.
Harry's life is a nonstop party, as is this couple's.
100s of millions PER YEAR go to support these 'royals' lifestyle. And for what?
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:54pm.
What's wrong with her nips...
There's nothing wrong with them.
Some daft cunt who knows even less about nipples than the anonymous "19-year-old who's only seen breasts on the Discovery Channel", thinks that nipple colouring subscribes to some non-existent rule of nature which decrees that if you are white you must have Barbie pink nipples otherwise your breasts are "not good at all".
WOMEN'S BODIES: HOW DO THEY WORK
CashewTime: All (though probably not at this point) over that movie some dumbshit made, thinking there would be no repurcussions in this day and age. Hope he or she is happy hiding out while those in the embassies and their families are now fearing for their lives. However, if the movie had been about any other religion, this wouldn't be happening. Ridiculous.
I agree.
It annoys me when people who constantly whine in defense of "freedom of speech" never have anything worthwhile to do with it. What could that asshole possibly have expected to come out of making that video? It's not as if it is something educational or controversial for a worthwhile reason - it's just a bunch of shit. Apparently Mohammed is fucking and instructing people to kill. What is the purpose of that? Anyone with half a brain should be aware of how extremists will react to that. But he's got his "freedom of speech" and now people are dead and dying. I hope he's next.
Submitted by cake coke and cock on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:09pm.
So he obviously didn't marry her for her tits.
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Which was his first. fucking. mistake.
Is the Queen going to send Kate to Afghanistan? :/
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Maybe if she had a burger once in a while her pancakes wouldn't just be nipples and ribs. Is it lunch time yet?
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
So he obviously didn't marry her for her tits.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 11:56am.
OMFG!!!!!When did the pics of Bill's peen come out?! Never seen those before! And he is circumcised!!!! "
All royal peens are circumcised, apparently.
As for Kate, if she was in sight of a road, or the public then she is dumb, which doesn't surprise me.
I agree about the color of the nips.. Do not like them turd brown. These are like no brunette titties I have ever seen. Not arousing at all, and I havent jizzed in two days..
We've got bush, we've, got, bush!!!